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Events. Events happened.

Fuck love. Fuck everything about it.

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Dewrad wrote:I dunno, that's actually kinda sexy.

Yes.

I'd hit it.

Totes.

you deserve love and hugs. you're a funny, clever and sweet girl, as far as I've been able to see. hugshugshugshughugshugshugshugshugshugshugshugshugshugshug shugshugshugshugshugshugshugshugshugshugshugshugshugshugs hugshughugshugshugshugshugshugshushugshugshugshugshugshugs hughugshugshugshugshugsh...

25 years and I still drink alone and I still cry I'd love to be able to do both at the same time, but I can't for whatever reason. also, as of late, literature has been helping me deal with bullshit... and talking to myself. hugs to jlyne... and a grabbing of the ass, if she so wishes. :P I'm ok wi...

Drinking alone and crying.

As a 28 year old single female, I feel like a fucking stereotype.

Uhm ... crack egg into a round dessert bowl, put in microwavefor ~1 minute, remove from dessert bowl, put on english muffin with a slice of cheese and some ham, and omgbreakfastisdelicious. I do this at work all the time. *quizzical dog head tilt* ...that's edible? Generally when something consists...

An egg is also perfect to make in an microwave. That's a prank, right? 40 to 45 seconds on high and it's egg all over the inside of your oven. Uhm ... crack egg into a round dessert bowl, put in microwavefor ~1 minute, remove from dessert bowl, put on english muffin with a slice of cheese and some ...

My niece did this, and my mom says my brother and I did too. My niece would come up and start talking up a storm ... not a single word recognizable, but her prosody was perfectly English, and it matched her facial expressions and hand gestures. It's kinda freaky. Especially once it combined with her...

Oh Nae, you sexy beast

I was in the shower, musing to myself how great it is not to live on the main floor of a building anymore, that I haven't seen a single insect in my apartment. I look up, and there is a big orange crab on top of the shower head, holding a little ceramic crab in its claws. I scream and run out of the...

He provided my nippletar for a time. Delightful.

God I love Zachary Quinto.

a big mac - I think about $3 a liter and a half of mineral water - is mineral water the fizzy kind that no one drinks here? If yes, then the same as pop - about $2 for 2L. If it's normal bottle water then about $1/L. a simple ballpen - you can get like 3 for $1 at the dollarama two liter cocacola bo...

I dreamt about honey cream cheese icing on bacon cinnimon rolls. It was delicious.

Xephyr wrote:This is my brand new baby, Liwyātān.



Isn't he beautiful?

He is ^_^

Oh My Fucking God This Is Amazing Quiche 1 cup cream cheese 2 cups milk (I use 1% because that's what I've got) 1 caramelized yellow onion (learn to caramelize onions immediately, you will thank me forever and name babies after me) 1 cup green beans (I use the frozen variety) 1/2 lbs bacon 2 cloves...

Tengado wrote:Chinese people yelling outside my window

Me too, coincidentally.

Jlyne's Most Favourite Brownies 2.5 large eggs (yeah ... I know ... it's a bit of a bitch to halve an egg, but you'll survive) 1/4 cup canola or vegetable oil 1 medium sized banana, very ripe (if you really like banana, use a larger one) 1 tbsp honey 2 tsp vanilla 1/2 cup brown sugar 1/2 cup white ...

3-D Porn. Imagine the money shot. Just imagine it.

"Chinese girl get's kiss of deaf"

"They talk by flapping their meat at each other." My favourite short story ever.

A 16 year old girl in Argentina just has baby number 5 ... and ... and 7, after welcoming her second set of triplets (having had a boy at age 14, triplet girls at 15, and a second set of triplet girls at 16). Brutal . Unfortunately that's old news to me. I am not suprised, as well. In Canada, it ma...

A 16 year old girl in Argentina just has baby number 5 ... and ... and 7, after welcoming her second set of triplets (having had a boy at age 14, triplet girls at 15, and a second set of triplet girls at 16). Brutal . This one is not really shocking at all, but I just have to point out to someone th...

An old classic, I'm not sure if it's been posted here: the scambaiter who duped a group of Internet scammers into handwriting a copy of a Harry Potter novel . My all time favourite scambaiting story is this one: http://419eater.com/html/okorie.htm Summary: The scammer gets a duped into a tattoo, an...