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I felly nied. [iː fɛl.ɪ niə̯d] I don't follow. Klhime a shrokoxe na inlish-srine ateilh ron a "I nearly fell" srine. I read that dyslexically & English-wise as "I nearly fell". Ox xone oan-na etetriz, khlime a ekeke ziro-na ateilh ron. But the spelling was so bad I re-read it. Ilhe oalho-na ateilh ...

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