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Another n00bish poem--I'm not good at writing, so why do I try...? :oops: Anyway, this one is about my experience with asking a girl out to junior prom in high school: Gavotte brought bliss into my being; She could ponder all the meaningful thoughts And had a predilection for freeing The lonesome, l...

The inspiration struck me today to write a few quatrains. They're not related in any way other than being written in the same hour. He finds himself most lonely When he has monkeys in his hair. But sitting solitary only, He is most comfortable there. Imagine that passion, my Dear, Was no longer seen...

Aw! I'd order it, but I don't have any money now. Maybe I'll get it for Christmas!

On the subject of "why children are shielded from nudity/swearing/etc": because looking at naked people and swearing are for adults to do, not children. when adults see children behaving like adults, the whole illusory construct of childhood comes crashing down and the shell of civilisation cracks a...

alupeŝ [alu.p̬ɛʃ] n.- 1. beet. 2. sugar, because it comes from beets.

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