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Osstalling?
Translation?

I'm not entirely sure, but I don't think so.

Whether the speaker considers his/her/blahblah handwriting beautiful or ugly.
The number of shoes the speaker possesses.
The first sound of the speakers' girlfriend's/boyfriend's/whatever's name.

Dē lygt oss dē.
It seems so.

I totally agree with that. Let's also decline them for the color(s) of the speaker's eyes.

Tones have already been mentioned. Let's decline them for how long time ago the speaker ate a stone lastly.

Can we increase that number to seven?

That makes sense to me.

Dē Twylisspratters iss nugig sgafig oss sgryfē norrlig Bʉrnlannts.
The speakers of Twyliss are civilised enough to write normal Bearlandic.

What's the next word?

Where is the ... - Warr iss dē ... [ˈʋɑrː ɪsː dɛ ] I would like to buy this/that - Ig will kop ditt/dē [ˈix ʋɪlː ˈkoːp dɪtː/dɛ] How much does this/that cost? - Wass kost ditt/dē? [ʋɑsː ˈkóːst dɪtː/dɛ] Where is the toilet? - Warr iss dē pispott? [ˈʋɑrː ɪsː dɛ ˈpí:spɔtː] I'm guessing pispott is based ...

Dē barbrierrs oss dē lʉklyk leg bosser inn dē zautosst.
The barbarians of the fortunately empty forests in the southeast.

Vorrlig oss ig mút kotts oss dess lellkhyt vissol ig trʉg oss norrlig Bʉrnlannts.
Before I have to vomit because of its ugliness I'll switch back to normal Bearlandic.

/dæ ˈtʷæɰəɕːpɾɑɒ̯qəɴ iɕ ˈfɾiːməχ en ˈlæɰɐq/
The Twyliss dialect is weird and ugly

Dē Twylissspraking iss lellk, vrimmig, bisser enn walgig enn ji will gyn vorbylt oss dē horrē.
The Twyliss dialect is ugly, weird, bizarre and disgusting and you don't want to hear an example of that.

Bearlandic:

pyl [pɛɪ̯l]: vector, arrow

Next word: courthouse

Erevasian:

xítu [xí:tù]: happy

Next word: random

It's an alien language, so of course you can decline interjections!

Where is the toilet? - Warr iss dē pispott? [ˈʋɑrː ɪsː dɛ ˈpí:spɔtː] DAT CONLANG Is that an unlikely Dutch decendant I see there? Nah. Probably a sister language or an alternate history. It's indeed mostly based on Dutch, but it's spoken in another conworld and thus neither intended to be a descend...

Bʉrnlannts heppt safē sprakings. Ditt iss dē norrlig spraking. Somm anderr sprakings iss naug vrimmig.
Bearlandic has seven dialects. This is the standard dialect. Some other dialects are rather weird.

Bʉrnlannts [ˈbœːrnlɑnːts]

Bearlandic:
Hello - Halo [ˈhaːlo]
Goodbye - Hautē [ˈhaʊ̯tɛ]
Pardon/Excuse Me - Qalg mi [ˈkʷaːlx mi]
Help me! - Hellf mi [ˈhɛlːf mi]
Where is the toilet? - Warr iss dē pispott? [ˈʋɑrː ɪsː dɛ ˈpí:spɔtː]

Bearlandic:
norrtsgyning [ˈnɔrːtsxɛɪ̯niŋ]: Aurora Borealis
zautsgyning [ˈzaʊ̯tsxɛɪ̯niŋ]: Aurora Australis

Next word: sea cucumber

Bearlandic

slapkamerr ['sla:pkamɛr:]: bedroom

Next word: grass

Bìlechte zovedis [zɔˈvedɪs] Bearlandic zovediss ['zo:vedɪs:]