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50 lbs, eh? I lost about that much last year too (and put a bit back on recently but nowhere near as much) - what made you do it? hollywood? also hi Hi finlay! Yeah totally Hollywood. You hang around these Starlets long enough you inherit their bad habits. Also I landed a job in Fashion which didn'...

Wow! Welcome back :-D Thanks Shm Jay. Long time no talk. How goes it? ...you look very grown-up and sophisticated. Thanks again :P That's funny though because I literally just threw on my outfit in that picture. THIS pic is more grown-up and sophisticated IMO. But wait! Is that cup partly made out ...

It's been about three years. I figured I should post a lil' update. Still trying to make it in Hollywood. Lost 50 lbs recently. Nothing much else. https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/11137130_10203438553643091_2220055465271210397_n.jpg?oh=612909acae30698c557dfccde95d8925&oe=56...

Well, I can say my relationship is officially on the rocks right now and is in very real danger of ending. I spoke about what happened a few weeks ago regarding my current boyfriend and my former boss. Since then a life-changing event occured and I've been living with the bf for the past two weeks a...

I'm not going to get any sympathy for this, but it is a relationship problem nonetheless. My problem is not finding relationships, but trying to keep the people I care about to stop f*king trying to get with me when I am happily in a relationship. So basically my problem is trying to stop the barrag...

Loving the smile, though, looks like you got your picture taken in a place you were confortable. Thanks :) I was very comfortable. I was trying on my dress and make-up for an upcoming event (which I didn't end up wearing) at my place. I'm seated on my bed and the pic was taken by my boyfriend at th...

I guess I should put a more recent photo of myself.

I hope I look more or less the same.

I had a dream a few days ago that I was sitting in the portfolio screening room (Portfolio= mid-level short film). I was sitting in the front row by myself. Unusual for the portfolio screening room, it was practically empty, with only a few people scattered about. I look behind me and see my bf and ...

Echobeats wrote:

Jacqui wrote:Ooookay.

Um... Lol?

Yeah, I wasn't going to say any more, but Viktor apparently took it a little too far...

Taking it too far is apparently the norm here

http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs053.snc3/14107_1171066855411_1790200177_351439_5248592_n.jpg Can you tell us about the award? What would you like to know? I go to the "Student Emmys" (College Television Awards) every year in support of the Television Academy Foundation. I have yet to be nominated, ...

thedukeofnuke wrote:Hokulani: looking great, especially in the second photo Are you now a film star, then?

Almost

Hehehe

This is what happens when Geeks need cash

This is a sick and bizzare story

A babysitter uses his charge as the subject of a child porno flick.

Pictures of old guys with young girls
Very creepy and sad

Ewww

Worlds worst mouse plague

Penis-potato-boat

Want to save the planet? Dont get pregnant

Too much information can get you arrested

bwahahahahaha!!!!

As if they made enough Rambo films already! This one takes the cake

SON OF RAMBOW

I so love the dragon one

Harry Potter again? Collegiate Quidditch takes off Yes, instead of watching the good old football game between rival schools, in the future we will have them riding on brooms and looking like complete idiots Honestly, I think it would be a good game in space with no gravity, but on earth it just loo...

Third graders plot to kill their teacher


And they arent getting charged for it? WTF?!!?!

"Marry Our Daughter is an introduction service assisting those following the Biblical tradition of arranging marriages for their daughters." How creepy is it? Pretty freakin' creepy. (Especially since the daughters in question seem to come at a maximum age of 16 or 17.) Reading through it set off m...

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Beware the exploding whale with huge penis

Hold on to your cats and dogs, or your kids might experience this

Never give birth in a shitty hospital

Weird news

HPV can turn you into a tree

This is why I dont understand Jehovah's Witnesses

Daddy wishes he'd be able to shoot down a satellite