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Yesterday, today was called tomorrow. Ösklisk: gjestådaj, hidaj mördej deskulv kallet [Yesterday, today tomorrow itself called] Yesterday, today called itself tomorrow Next: fär mija hfåd anhakiskpedtä würde kasar vess anhakiskpedtä hfåd kasar skevån? [How much wood a woodchuck could thrown if a wo...

No! Try not! Do! Or do not! There is no try. Ösklisk: neif! fersuga jgkä! tom! o tom jgkä! fersuge malläar. No! Attempt not! Do! Or do not! "Attempt" does not exist. Next: vess sju nodijskur nodjgkodä, nodijskur sju nodjskodä vas nodijskurverf jgkä. If you notice this notice, you will notice this n...

Could you please if you continue with this thread if you have numbers (in your conlang(s)? Ask and ye shall receive. These are from Ösklisk: Zero: skjiru or, colloquially, nun One: ån Two: to Three: tri Four: fö Five: fundt Six: sijs Seven: savän Eight: åt Nine: nuijn Single numbers have their own ...

I'm English, born and raised in Durham (where my accent would commonly be described as Dunelmian) and now living in Bolton (where my accent is commonly described as Irish, because people here apparently haven't a clue what a Durham accent is). Over the years I've learned the basics of Norwegian, Jap...

I have two main questions: a. Has this idea been worked out before in a conworld/novel/anything else before? Aside from Le Guin, Greg Egan wrote a very interesting version of hermaphrodism into Schild's Ladder . The hermaphrodites in that aren't naturally-occurring however, they are the result of c...