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I pray that some day we might all be blessed by the release of The Dolemite Explosion.

There are a suspicious number of Robert A. Heinlein books in the lower ranks of that list. The list of the 100 best nonfiction is much the same. 1. THE VIRTUE OF SELFISHNESS by AYN RAND 2. DIANETICS:THE MODERN SCIENCE OF MENTAL HEALTH by L. RON HUBBARD (Bwahahahahahaha!) 3. OBJECTIVISM: THE PHILOSOP...

Dogs Who Ate Chocolate could be a good name for an emo band, if such groups are permitted by their ethos to have anything good.

John McCain and His Vegetable Friends He should have referred to them at the debate instead of Joe Wurzelbacher. On a lighter note - WMiller's music vid - brilliant! Yet again YouTube shows how varied and odd human creativity is. :) There is also a ukelele version of "Blitzkrieg Bop" . As I am lega...

schwhatever wrote:This is a bit old, but a mosque in Ohio was attacked by two men. Did I mention I sometimes fucking hate this country?

Couldn't you just hate two jerks in Ohio instead?

Vladimir Putin saves a TV crew from a tiger. Regardless of one's opinions of him, I think this earns him a spot on the list of Badass World Leaders. In related news: Dick Cheney and George W. Bush simultaneously wet pants with envy. Damn it! Now Dick Cheney will have to shoot at least a half dozen ...

Linnunhammas wrote:This movie...... its real? I'm having a tough time believing that it is.

Disaster Movie is not only real, but in theaters now and the most recent installment in a series of unfathomably awful films written by the same two idiots.

I don't think that anyone cares about Disaster Movie , but if you want to know what it's about, you can learn the horrible truth by reading this synopsis of it . An essentially representative sample is the following: Three hideously disturbing Chipmunks puppets appear on a nearby crate and sing “We ...

I found this article about internet Trolls to be rather interesting and not nearly so banal as many other conventional press stories about the culture (I came very close to putting that between "scare quotes") have been.

You're good man sometimes, Christopher Matthews.

For contrast: Bill Lol'Reilly.

Everyone say, "hello," to Schnappi, das Kleine Krokodil

For contrast: The horriblest bicycle saftey film ever

FOX News is dumb

I know that that's not very clever, but am I wrong?

Bravo, Blizzard Entertainment , bravo. Incidentally, the creator of the "Beware the Believers" video has been revealed to be Mister Michael Edmondson of Float on Films , Vancouver, BC. If I understand things correctly, he did the dances for all of the people in the video, including *achem* Eugenie ...

Some scientists at Purdue University has drawn a map of carbon emissions per capita in the United States up. The map is a simple alternation of an earlier map that only charted emissions for one hundred kilometer square cells that looked more or less like merely a population density map. The map rev...

Adventure Time!

Just watch it and it'll make no sense.

I'm not absolutely sure what side of the evolutionary theory debate Beware the Believers is on, although the unfavorable portrayal of Dawkins is quite suggestive, but it regardless has a certain entrancing quality that compels me to post it. I don't consider it to be good, per se, but I find it disc...

Behold Alt Text episode one and Alt Text episode two ! Mister Sjöberg intends to produce episodes weekly; new episodes will probably be announced at Slumbering Lungfish . A forty four piece presidential knife set ! I can at long last dual wield William Henry Harrison and James Garfield. Expelled fro...

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Eccentric Iconoclast wrote:Stripper visits school in booking mix-up.

Best mom ever!

Worst, yet sexiest cable television news network ever!

Courtesy of a tall, pasty stranger in a bowler hat Stupid Comics. Including Ronald MacDonald at War, Flintstones comics that are hilarious because they aren't funny, and not Archie.

And because I feel like it: consider Tom Waits' "Downtown Train" versus Rod Stewart's "Dowtown Train".

I was able to download the font and it seems to work. This includes that the things under Bi's, "quick test," displays as Verdurian, which leads me to think that I was right when I told Serali that what was displayed there wasn't a conscript, but something that her browser was putting up in place of...

It is entirely possible, Serali, that your overenthusiastic nagging is deterring him from answering. In any case, I don't think its another constructed script. The symbols that appear, at least to me, under, "quick test," are some variation of the Cree Syllabary . My guess is that since I don't have...