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leonsherlock wrote:Multiple Vaginas? MULTIPLE VAGINAS?????????? 0_0

From Imralu's "I got a boob job" thread in Ephemera.

edit edit...more quotes... Yelling at days is stupid. Certain books would have us keep you holy. Look how well that's worked out. Oh, okay. :) Back onto the topic, then. Probably just as well. I'm starting to wonder if Delalyra is going to talk about sex in every topic I start. :mrgreen: You probabl...

Here, I got it:

Linguoboy wrote:

Ollock wrote:

Linguoboy wrote:I believe you mean "Poilsh"

/failed joke or dilexia, linguo?

And I've never heard of "dilexia". Is that the state of knowing only two words of a language?

And my god, that is too funny.

Tengado wrote:I wouldn't want Microsoft making the decision on how my language was written. The word grammar checker is bad enough.

Salmoneus wrote:

bricka wrote:Interesting questions, but you're probably talking about a different universe.

Or, you know, like, fiction or something.

... Warren... Is that you? Come closer, boy... My eyes are not what they used to be. Listen to me, Warren. God has brought you back to us for a reason. You have to drive the Franks out of here, you have to destroy them, or we will all lie dead come spring. Uh, Nae. You do realize that Warren is a d...

From "Pic in Sig" in Ephemera. I'd sigquote it, but it's too long. I have two theories on this. Either 1) It's a code in which he is telling us that while he was in a coastal city http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b335/dewrad/city.jpg in New Zealand http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b335/dewrad/redf...

My recent signature...I don't remember what thread.

Wycoval wrote:

chris_notts wrote:That's why having kids is a bad idea... it stops you focusing on the important things in life, like books.

Books don't make funny noises when you tickle them.

Eddy wrote:I keep having this mental image of Benedictine monks traveling all the way to the Kalahari desert, tossing a !Xóõ dictionary at the locals and saying "Speak this or we'll launch and inquisition."

"Basque and Eskimo are related?!?!" in L&L, I believe.

A bunc of quotes from the "Cursing in Everyday Language" thread in Ephemera: The Lords of Pwnage versus the Islanders. That's the idea! Except that you can't be more than one piece, since science hasn't advanced that far yet :-) Then of course the Canadian specialties, like stuffed beaver with maple...

Hoku, those are great!

Okay, I lied. But here they are! 1.) красивыое дома новaя книга трудные уроки каждая неделя плохая погода вечерные новости 2.) он едет , я иду , идёт , он едет 3.) Я читаю старую книгу. Она хочет ехать в городскюю библиотекy. Наша новое машине-- красное. Мои давнишные друзьи [iirc, “friend”] завтра ...

Well, I have the answers, never fear, but I don't have enough time to type them up today (prom); they'll be here tomorrow, though.

Sweet... I'll try to get the answers in more quickly this time.

Maknas wrote:And not too bad, considering what little practice you've had!

Yay!

lesse... Я вижу книгу на столе. I see a book on the chair (столе is either chair or table, though..) Я хочу узнать о чём книга, но если книга по-русски, не могу. I khochu uznat' o chyom book, no there is russian book, nye mogu. Я только могу читать по-английски. I tol'ko mogu read american. Сейчас я...

Any more lessons? *puppy eyes*

Maknas wrote:Whoops. Now what kind of mutations were discussed in the previous lesson? First person singular only. No b > bl mutation occurs in any of the other forms.

oops......somehow I entirely missed that.

And thanks for the question answers!

Main Entry: pres·ent·ly 1 a archaic : at once b : before long : without undue delay :P Well, maybe there was "undue delay"....sorry. :oops: 1. Любить Я люблю Ты люблишь Он люблит Мы люблим Вы люблите Они люблят 2. a, и, и. 3. This is his book. Это его книга. I see his sister. Я вижу его сестра. She ...

Bumping with some more...all from Shm jay's "JoJo" thread in Ephemera. Have you ever played a country song in reverse? You get your truck back, your dog back, your wife back, and you stop drinking. But country is awesome. If you like the musical equiavlent of pick up trucks. Unfortunately, I like em...

Yay! I'll post my answers presently.

And I already know what любить means (to love, yes?), but I don't believe you give a translation for it in the lesson anywhere. Just mentioning...

Maknas wrote:You forgot to decline газета. It has to be in the accusative case.

Oops!! Then it would be...газету, right?

Maknas wrote:I assume this is just a typo, but you want a soft sign Ь in "работаешь", not a hard sign.

Yep, just a typo.

And thanks for the verbs!

AAMAOF, I was just sitting down to type my answers up. And it's just as well that you're leaving, becuase I wanted a few more days anyways to practice on my own. :) работать Я работаю Ты работаешь Он работает Мы работаем Вы работаете Они работают I am reading the newspaper. Я читаю газета. You (sg) ...

Well now that you've scared us off, I think I'm ready to give it a go.

I dunno, I'm just in a good mood at the moment.


edit having just looked over the lesson:

WHEEEEE!!!! VERBS!!!!

Sorry it took so long, I wasn't able to get to the computer with my sheet until now. Where is the letter? The letter is on the table. Где письмо? Письмо на столe. Who is this? She is Yelena. Кто это? Она Елена. (I took a stab at the spelling of Yelena, here.) I am a professor in the University. Я пр...

Maknas wrote:Ack, sorry, forgot to post the next lesson!

Not a problem!