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Daen du caens vertecken-de selven ders da vingerien. Grand.
So you can defend yourself through fingering. Great.

Y loeve te hir wilde at mitlyen.
I think he wanted to copulate.

Mit grammatica-naziem verstercaerem?
With grammar nazi enforcers?

Na vreynde (hoeraere) an y wilden at lirnen-se (ADD), an wir breusten-se aens at sprecen in en examen.
Me and a (hearing) friend wanted to learn it (ASL), and we used it once to talk during an exam.

Fy lirndest du daecnedonge?
Why did you learn sign language?

Have you told your friend he's being disrespectful?

You have hyperhidrosis (and since this is a linguistic forum I won't point out that the diagnosis amounts to, basically, Greek for "excess sweat") sweating is a mechanism to prevent your body from over heating. if you do cardio and do not sweat you have not tried hard enough. For "troo" cardio or so...

xD not Western at all, just begging the question

No True Asian Hotswoman Phallusy

I have finally diagnosed a weird kind of migraine*-ish crises I had during all my childhood as vertebrobasilar insufficiency. Symptoms included 5 to 10 second-long crises of bilateral fuzzy total blindness, vertigo to the point of falling down and brain tingling that became a crushing headache. I hi...

Je suis sûr qu'il blagueait.
I'm sure he was joking.

Η βλασφημία είναι μια λαγνεία μει. Μπουμ, μεταβλασφημία.
Blasphemy is a kink of mine. Boom, metablasphemy.

Άλοι στους πολύ φόρτας όμνας τους ογνόσκω ράποντε καύτες.
Some of the strongest men I know crush heads.

But the Holy Spirit can be transmitted in other forms

Pour example, le sperme d'une colombe. Il faut qu'on aime le christianisme xD
For instance, a dove's semen. Gotta love Christianity xD.

Yae, du haws rest. Elychad gros.
Yeah, you're right. Gross phenotype misled me.

Βέρι ακύτε, Κ. Φίνλαϊε ;Δ

Nem dizia que as crenças sejam eleições. Só digo que a atitude de um com a transsexualidade é. Quando eu vejo pessoas homófobas a envergonhar algum casal gay, o problema não é tanto o livre arbítrio do que creem que esteja bem o mal; mas que se achem autorizados a espargir ódio, confundir a educaçã...

Não falei das pessoas religiosas, és tu quem estás a imaginar coisas. A tua religião é a origem desses memes, isso é um facto. Não é a minha culpa que o Cristianismo seja transfóbico, mas é bem certo a tua se, como pessoa, o exemplificas. Neste caso com análise linguístico errado. I haven't mention...

Wir haven naer in elychad cyn-wie; hyr haven naer in elychad scap-wie.
We have more in common phylogenetically; they have more in common morphologically.

Ah, merda, isto não é o thread de línguas construidas. Tanto faz já.
Oh lol not conlang thread. Whatever.

The original word was transsexual , meaning "towards the opposite sex (from the one assigned sex as birth)", i.e., a trans woman was assigned 'boy' at birth and vice-versa. Transgender was an extension, and cis means people who are not like this, whose birth gender and adult social gender are the sa...

Οι πρεφίξοι αππλίκασση να πολύ λη ένα βέρβο. Κώμε ότεις να δίκας αλκώς σι στο φόρο ληγγυίστικο ; Prefixes can apply to more than one word. How can you say things like this in a linguistics forum? Είσαι τρανσφόβικο κη τέμτας να δείλας ένα θήμα τρανς απο τη λήγγη περ πρειυδίζο, όχι από τη ρελιγιών. Η...

The word is cis, sirdanilot. Yeah, there is many assholery in tumblr, but there's also a lot of reaction against such idiocy from within, I'm in and am part of it. Whenever I come across such things there's some criticism nearby and I've more often come across a reblog that bashes such statements (w...

Na sardyne hawd naer in elychad mit onser daen mit en turon. Cyn-wie. Nyn drey visc nau!
A sardine has more in common with us than with a shark. Phylogenetically. No true fish either.

Drey.
True.

Ym sae strael die daier. Nyde y at relaxaeren.
I'm so frigid lately. I need to unwind.