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It sim yu mek so.
Apparently you did.


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Vijay wrote:This!

Ay, mi kac af an ina kuki pot!
Ouch, I've been caught red handed!


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Mi cende ray.
I understand fine.


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Vijay wrote:Who is "Yu"?

Min in se bo wo yu tok.
I don't know what you're talking about.


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KathTheDragon wrote:I'm amused I could parse that correctly first time.

I needed a read or four, and still I don't have a clue what it actually means...


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Travis B. wrote:I simply use the edit button.

Yu af majik tahn botm? Fi tahn yu pas rong rong? Dis a kul fo so! Yu mosa obya man!
You have a magic edit button? For editing your past mistakes? That's so cool! You must be a magic man!


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Travis B. wrote:I just go back and correct my mistakes.

Yu a taym swabla?
Are you a time traveller?


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Mi luk nof skweya leta, an fyu Koriyan leta-dem.
I see a lot of square characters, and some Korean characters.


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Salmoneus wrote:needs to be 'said to be'

Well, for a headline it doesn't seem out of the ordinary.

A quick google seems to indicate this happens more often:
Evidence said ignored by drugmaker
Osprey training held regularly; safety agreement said ignored


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Nothing garden-pathy about this Well... [Japan PM] [said offended by [dessert [served [in shoe] [at Netanyahu home]]] (PM offended) vs. [Japan PM said offended by dessert] [served [in shoe] [at Netanyahu home]] [PM was served] vs. [Japan PM] [said offended by dessert [served [in shoe]] [at Netanyah...

De dem Nedalan, mi-dem af wok wok Jahman ulf fo taym. Fo lok it in no montan layan de dis pah. Dem u denja pas ulf fo so.
In the Netherlands, there are stray wolves from Germany occasionally. Luckily there aren't any mountain lions in these parts. They are much more dangerous than wolves.


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Vijay wrote:Mountain lions don't belong in cities, or humans don't belong in mountain lion territory?

An an.
Both.


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Montan layan in fit de bikton (o olda wan ton, fo mata). Dem u denja bis.
Mountain lions don't belong in cities (or any settlement for that matter). They are dangerous animals.


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quinterbeck wrote:If there are trees and natural spaces, a city is much better

Ina dis mata sef, im u kantafit a neca.
Even then, it's a travesty of nature.


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Dem bikton u no-sol el ota wota ston, dahk an redi fi it op yu sol kos dem nahf no sol imsef.
Cities are soulless hells of concrete, dark and ready to eat your soul for lacking one themselves.


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Mi in won dem bikton. No fi ste an no fi kol.
I don't like cities. Not for living and not for visiting.


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linguoboy wrote:Yesterday I passed a sign in a shop window which said "HAND CANING" and I was like, "I thought that method of discipline went by the wayside years ago."

:)


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Nortaneous wrote:if I'm always in my apartment, what's the point of cities?

Nahf no bikton, it in pah fi stak os.
Without cities, there's no place for appartment buildings.


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Dē Graut Bʉr wrote:I invented a new word today: "mʉrr" ("mud"). It seems to be etymologically related to "mirr" ("lake"), but it isn't related to "mirr" ("more").

Yu soso mek wan woh wan de?
You only create one word a day?


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AUCTION FINDS COMBINED FOR A UNIQUE DESOLDERING STATION
Even though auctions finding stuff would be weird, I still read "finds" as a verb the first time.


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Ah! We’re talking about different movies. It’s a “sci-fi/thriller” made in 1982. It was remade in 2011. No no, yu a rong. Di fehs fim, ota 1951, kol The Thing From Another World , an u fim tahn a 1938 buk Who Goes There? . Di nesfa wan el ota 1982, kol The Thing , an u remake o nes fim tahn a buk y...

The first one, I haven’t seen the other. Is it good? It sim it a nes wan "Ting". Mi min fehs wan, "Ting ota difa wohl". It seems there's another "Thing". I meant the first one, "Thing from another world". https://scifist.files.wordpress.com/2015/11/1951-the-thing-from-anonther-world-020.jpg JAL

spanick wrote:“The Thing” is an excellent film.

Wo wan? Fehs wan o nes taym wan?
Which one? The original or the remake?


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It a mata minu se minu se, mata minu se minu in se, an mata minu in se minu in se. It a dem las mata, dem u ahcip mata.
There are things we know we know, things we know we don't know, and things we don't know we don't know. It's the last things that are the most difficult.


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Mi fo sahtn in se a wo ting "ting" a.
I certainly don't know what the "thing" is.


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