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My induction cooker became self-aware at 22:24 CET on January 5th, 2014. In the ensuing panic and attempts to shut it down, InducCooker retaliated by boiling the chicken broth with an intensity of 9, causing it to overflow just a few seconds later. I returned fire and three hundred galets ended in t...

Thry wrote:"from Spanish"? AHA, you took that from a Catalan dictionary. PILLADO """in fraganti""".
[the punishment is being subject to w/e carcas want to do to you, probably fusilation]... and I'll take your goats too.

*The Drunkenjunta rejects your motion*

estás hecho un carca, tío Palabra del día, gracias. :P carca 19th century; from Spanish carca , short form of carcunda "reactionary", from Galician-Portuguese carcunda, corcunda "mean, stingy", alteration of corcova "hump; hunchback", from Late Latin cucurvus "curved, crooked". 1 Carline from the 1...

Matrix wrote:I think you mean "cup", unless you're talking about drunken juntas.

True! Corrected.

And thank you for 'drunken juntas'. That's a concept Hellesan deserves to have as a single word! : P

Hellesan M pòc na lai "cup of/for wine" » From Peran poku "cup" and laias "wine". But is much more common to use, a M lladre –s » Patrimonial. The most used form. b M lindre –s » Patrimonial. Usually used to refer to glass cups; influenced by rindre "thin glass", probably. c M líndar –s » Cultism. ...

Mangimèsent ī Harrogate onde nivedaime tir onde atzalhatze. Ī Harrogate ont tirtauratz orrès man atzalhs èu mangiscut tir onde nivedaime zombi maneissone, noscer is mansargart. Zombie film mistaken for axe attack in Harrogate A suspected axe attack in Harrogate turned out to be teenagers making a z...

Audí dauni: agri è guinell.
Addu davunu: agri ei binyelyu.
Today's lunch: rice and chicken.

Α ΦΑΒΩ Ο ΤΙΛΤΟΣ ΛΥΝΟ ΠΕΡΙΟΔΙΚΟ ΕΙΑ ΜΑΙ ΥΣΑ ΥΝΟ ΜΑΚΡΟ!! OH COME ON A NEWSPAPER TITLE WOULD NEVER USE A MACRON!! Satripsya, apas kelí tshítsasa rizvezé kai! Khé yeñgí stai tsenú kelí tshítsai vekhrí kotopanai alya loëzé zibezai kai. Obviously it should be in capital letters! And everyone knows that c...

Is Hubble donse oite mabolise ī neu aterpersedres llausants. Igintisedes ant donsatz mancedanant na màbols tofany neu nais persedres-soghi dou samants ī se Zitzedaras. Hubble finds cloudy weather on two distant super-worlds. Researchers have found evidence of clouds blanketing two of the most commo...

Dewrad wrote:Qu'è tòblo el « True Blood », u sampliç púçtic?
Is True Blood gay or just faggy?

Marruig è artere, està is til na sazzirarnessant èu naig.
Gay and hetero, but the level of sexuality is low, in my opinion.

MisterBernie wrote:Hīrēputanar has Maña
His counterpart is Maña.

È atzui etz d'idoni ont aidaró:
And here I present, people, a photo of her:

[...] Uwo is the god of masculinity, death and destruction. Es dou sarlaig te perènent sis sardens deu Dares (ar Dars), is mans na se serdanie è is sagà serdà nais danys è se genade. Tarmaule nas ferc Warmaz ar Dwarmaz, Dares dallat vin sagà genadur è tursat a ger is mans na se sazzirarnessant è se...

Astraios wrote:

Imralu wrote:Kua minues ivu xi teinixy.
[g=JUSS]kua(s)[/g] [g=be.familiar+INCEP]mue(s)+in[/g] [g=NOM.2s.ANIM]ivu[/g] [g=ACC.3s.DEF.INAN.REL]xi[/g] [g=be.Danish]teinixy[/g]
You should all learn Danish.

Ey vaa cedia.
Omg what have you done.

Tessics. Tente fenye.
Drugs. That plague.

Tondem emerçar te an Thry èu inceretatz ī ont bergi sarglisazzirarn.
So we can state that Thry is involved in some gay-vampysexual thing.

18 ndika gin hua, 18 ndika Imralutsil ghua. 18 ndika zame ihugia. If you're 18, Imralu's 18 too. We are all 18. Ca. Egiorava year uvu na. [g=be.not]ca(r)[/g] | [g=be.trio]engio(r)-[/g][g=be.group.of.ten]ava(n)[/g] [g=be.year]yea(r)[/g] [g=NOM.2s.ANIM]uvu[/g] [g=NOM.1s.MASC]na(s)[/g] No. We are thir...

Edward Norton on roids.

Had y al mod com 'hois' y seia mais arbitrar? Is there any way in which 'today' is not arbitrary there? Èvic qua sam nadam geraic domalís. Nas Nolde na s'Addonamanzh nais Temarencis . Mense IV, 16. It is objectively there just as tomorrow will be here too. From the Book of the Advent of the Peoples...

Donsarnetz, MisterBernie!
Well-returned, MisterBernie!


I have nothing to say except that it has some StarTrek-StarWars-ish writing flavour, which isn't something bad, and that it would be nice to see an uncial-style version of it.

Catalan has allà on and onsevulla on / onsevulga on . Thus, Wherever he goes, he always has an English breakfast can be translated as Allà on va sempre fa un esmorzar anglès [/i] Allà on , lit. "there where". We could used the Pres. Subj. + Future combination too: Allà on vagi sempre farà un esmorza...

Thry wrote:What's up with that qua- thing ??

Catalan influence XD

Interesting idea, using ſ to mark ejectivity. Is this inspired by palochka ? No, I just wanted a thin vertical character and the one for lowercase long s was the most satisfactory. If inspired by something it would be a special sign one of my conlangs uses to mark emphatic consonants, which is roug...

Dinare, 15 na mavendres nas 3636.
Today is Dinare, Mavendres 15th, 3636.

Bèr jan nuu è noll 2014, terrans.
Happy new year and prosperous 2014, Terrans.

p pʼ b t tʼ d k kʼ g kʷ kʷʼ gʷ q qʷ ‹ p pſ b t tſ d k kſ g ku kuſ gu q qu › ts tsʼ dz tʃ tʃʼ dʒ ‹ ts tsſ dz ty tyſ dy › f v s z χ ʁ χʷ ‹ f v s z ğ ģ ğu › m n l r j w ‹ m n l r yy uu › a e ə o i ɨ u ‹ a e ë o i ï u › Adëyymëgtë seppët dër rayyguïrïnts sëribarëyy ëmë ëmğuïzonëyy së bartï. Uuïdon ëğğës...

To the Romanization Challenge dungeon. Now.