Chinese whispers / retrofitting game

[jmcd]

Sir Kasak zosad kok ukso sok. Madam Te det le ap asosk okas eu, to sop Madam Ikupa kkuka gasir! Sir So us fa sek ake ly o fpoki? Sir Ok resos sutob ei boso irisa? Madam Tarki Sir Ru roros ekas so i sikot! Madam Ka sas yaa ekkut essu arry, kek apos isos ikos ao utelp. Sir Etid to ok otop oap ogyks! Ivu omi edat osis do ad Madam SA? Sa tropo aarki ta o o esukk, i otda row kou ski etka os, etass i i skeli skose kky ri. Sir Po issi oxpku sek ise ekoks? Madam Ma obsop me kkope kti sa. Sir Kmu uppa o kto iski sospi, asrer ox tu dopki ka ka! Sir Ikkap i fari pa usse uk sasek, rekas wo ma ma ko kky par. Madam Ri pat oput esi kkesa makys? Sir Ikiss ekist aupsa sekka sos. Madam Sapi ato o kik tiso roma szaro, sumas supik sutak siku!

All words beginning with a capital letter get 'Sir' or 'Madam' added before them, depending on their last letter: consonant, o or u > Sir ; a, e or i > Madam

[Bristel]

Syr Kèsèk zòsèd kak oksò sòk. Mèdèm Ti dit li èp èsash òkès y, tò sòp Mèdèm Ykopè qokè gèsyr! Syr Sò ws fè sik èki ly ò pòky? Syr Òk risòs swtòb ē bòsò yrysè? Mèdèm Tèrky Syr Rw ròròs ikès sò y sykòt! Mèdèm Kè sès jā iqot issw azhy, kik èpòs ysòs ykòs èò wtilp. Syr Ityd tò òk òtòp òèp ògyks! Yvw òmy idèt òsys dò èd Mèdèm Sè? Sè tròpò ārky tè ò ò iswq, y òddè ròw kòw shy itkè òs, itèss y y shily shòsè qy ry. Ser Pò yssy òshpkw sik ysi ikòks? Mèdèm Mè òbzòp mè qòpi kty sè. Ser Kmw yppè ò ktò yshy sòspy, èsrir òsh tw dòpky kè kè! Ser Yqàp y fèry pè wssi wk sèsik, rikès wò mè mè kò qy pèr. Mèdèm Ry pè òpwt isy qèsè mèkys? Ser Ykyss ikyst èwpsè siqa sòs. Mèdèm Sèpy ètò ò kyk tysò ròmè zèrò, swmès swpyk swtèk sykw!

Vowels change clockwise on the vowel chart, except → [y ɯ] <y w>
<sk> → [ʃ] <sh>
<eu> → [y] <y>
<kk> → [q] <q> (which lowers following vowels)
<fp> → [f] <f>
<ei> → [eː] <ē>
<aa> → [aː] <ā>
<yV> → [jV] <jV>
<rr> → [ʒ] <zh>
<x> → [ʃ] <sh>
<C-voiceC+voice> → <C+voiceC+voice>
/a ɛ e i y ɯ u o ɔ ɑ/ <à è e i y w u o ò a>

[Gaxa]

Replace all words with nearest English equivalent using Gedit's spellcheck, then run text through Bad Translator 10n times for each chunk n of 250 characters.

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[King of My Own Niche]

Original text > Chinese via Google
Chinese > Czech via Google
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Vowels transcribed down 1 step on my conlang's vowel caste system.
Text pasted into mspaint, saved as a jpg, zipped with 7zip, and opened back into notepad, pretty much making all the preceding steps unnecessary, truncated where it seemed fun.


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Pasted into MS Word, removed pages of space with a delete-enter (creating the spacing above) then go through and replace all symbols with letters the letter it looks most like to me.
If I were more courageous, I'd switch the capitalization, but I can't find a program to do it for me, and I don't want to find all those accent alt codes...

[treskro]

tch. orsh zhbul? yrroo dlyr tormcboanzhluopwbo uxoflohiorfbyybs rioaaao…or. uxaeoauttuhfox ee, onbacuer ax onu orfo bajiqausiux; ot, shaoonm jobvlnnahlrlrodoebnuhoitlcho rvlaceqvmjuuzhiaeoop oohtmouotloorlfii erou, sgloogslo, ba auzto? choltxevrndbauibdnnalbuor u, s shbjjn ttpttolorpeogy; o uxg laror. tnnoo. d mnexodoo? oonoxjfoebl? onexnnjahlon, arorchohuxodee. exurshboooroeryy nlznibbrshnltahpjizrokriwlaanan. aeoi ixaejeiuh. anrnoeiio n vfroaalclanixehfrolc iivrouopeoxrmnuplrnuoaxyche aarno eeqswbuhnshyyonsnehihnbglrnoeruxdliisuriaua… saevponiilaezoirsnp n qiioxr falon ofnkexoloxviiqino. Auxter axoclojigvdiiaabix’ehooafoeaxwiaeorrnlaeo ird! raruufroae lv s jiranlonkwioorl, analiirorbjuheoeitmnerdavtochhooixw i, exiiclpihibotonxoyheriitauiipnnooahnzurthnauitm iiliirtmnopolubeanv? voxir…toxs?? coe. tiociraaho o! enfoeblarauurixiiyrloncoerexlaojlahiraevioel oiuryihlsoihnpbniriohurv bgonoeuu, buehj…uhoo cliiban…or, aeix, xonaeichriohsixahchceaehvzloowuceihjookexuryyiioyon… rihroolchoroceheeor ootnayy

all lowercase, non-alpha approximated
diacritics replaced with digraphs:
-diaresis > letter+r
-cedilla/inverted caron/caron > letter+h
-tilde > letter+n
-acute > letter doubled
-grave > letter + x
-circle > letter + u

[King of My Own Niche]

If I were more courageous, I'd switch the capitalization, but I can't find a program to do it for me, and I don't want to find all those accent alt codes...

Pretty sure MS Word does that, up in the formatting ribbon.

Accents are easy to do without alt codes, you just add the English international keyboard from your control panel. After that, certain punctuation become diacritics for vowels and some letters.

"a > ä
'a > á
`a > à
^a > â
~a > ã

Most others can be obtained by adding the Czech keyboard as well, but for that you'll want to bring up the onscreen keyboard.

[Nortaneous]

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ran it through translationparty, grabbed the last English text given

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Put through Bad Translator on max number of translations (56), Arabic text removed. Double vowels replaced with single with acute. All x's removed.

zhbul orsh yrró dlyr tormcboanzhluopwbo uoflohiorfbýbs rioáo.. orfo onbacuer bajiqausiu uaeoauttuhfo ONU. Othon shaónm jobvlnnahlrlrodoebnuhoitlcho rvlaceqvmjúzhiaeóp óhtmouotlórlfí sglógslo erou auzto ttpttolorpeogy choltevrndbauibdnnalbuor shbjjn ug laror. tnnó. mneodó ónojfoebl onennjahlon arorchohuodé. nlznibbrshnltahpjizrokriwlánan eurshbóroerý. iaejeiuh árno éqswbuhnshýonsnehihnbglrnoerudlísuriaua ívrouopeormnuplrnuoayche vfroálclaniehfrolc anrnoeío ofnkeolovíqino qíor saevponílaezoirsnp. Auter aoclojigvdíábi'ehóaf rarúfroae jiranlonkwiórl eílírtmnopolubeanv íclpihibotonoyherítauípnnóahnzurthnauitm analírorbjuheoeitmnerdavtochhóiw voir... tos . tiocirá ! bgonoeú enfoeblaraúriíyrloncoerelaojlahiraevioel oiuryihlsoihnpbniriohurv buehj... clíba uhó... aei onaeichriohsiahchceaehvzlówuceihjókeurýíoyon... ótnaý rihrólchorocehéor.

[Nortaneous]

Zebulon orsh yrró dlyr tormc boanzh luopw bo uoflo hiorf býbs rioáo.. roof onbacuer bajiqausiu uaeo auttuhfo ONU. Otho shaónm jobvln nahlr lrodoe bnuhoit lcho rvlaceq vmjúz hiaeóp óhtmou otlórl fí sglógslo erou auzto ttpttolor peogy choltev rndbau ibdn nalbuor shbjjn ug laror. tnnó. mnemonic ónojfoebl onenn jahlon arorc hohuodé. nibbler shnltah pjizro kriwlánan eursh bóroerý. agreeing árno éqswbuhn shýonsneh ihnbglrn oerudl ísuriaua ívrou opeor mnuplr nuoayche vfroál clanieh frolc anrnoeío ofnkeo lovíqino qíor saevponíl aezoirsnp. Outer aocloj igvdí ábi'ehóaf rarúfroae jiranlon kwiórl eílírt mnopolu beanv íclpihi botonoy herítau ípnnó ahnzur thnauitm analír orbju heoeit mnerdav tochhóiw voir... sot . ratiocinate ! begone enfoeblar aúriíyrlon coerelaoj lahirae vioel oiuryihl soihnp bniriohurv buehj... Clara uhó... lei onaei chrioh siahch ceaeh vzlówu ceih jókeu rýíoyon... Patna rihról choro cehéor.

added spaces, spellchecked first word and any word directly after punctuation mark

[jmcd]

Zebulon orsh yrró dlyr tormc boanzh luopw bo uoflo hiorf býbs Rio de Oro.. roof onbacuer bajiqausiu uaeo auttuhfo Organisation des Nations Unies. Otho shaónm jobvln nahlr lrodoe bnuhoit lcho rvlaceq vmjúz hiaeóp óhtmou otlórl fí sglógslo erou auzto ttpttolor peogy choltev rndbau ibdn nalbuor shbjjn ug laror. tnnó. M.N.E.M.O.N.I.C. ónojfoebl onenn jahlon arorc hohuodé. nibbler shnltah pjizro kriwlánan eursh bóroerý. agreeing árno éqswbuhn shýonsneh ihnbglrn oerudl ísuriaua ívrou opeor mnuplr nuoayche vfroál clanieh frolc anrnoeío ofnkeo lovíqino qíor saevponíl aezoirsnp. O u t e r S p a c e aocloj igvdí ábi'ehóaf rarúfroae jiranlon kwiórl eílírt Der Kapitalismus beanv íclpihi botonoy herítau ípnnó ahnzur thnauitm analír orbju heoeit mnerdav tochhóiw voir... sot . ratiocinate ! begone enfoeblar aúriíyrlon coerelaoj lahirae vioel oiuryihl soihnp bniriohurv buehj... Clóirtheach uhó... lei onaei chrioh siahch ceaeh vzlówu ceih jókeu rýíoyon... Patna rihról choro cehéor.

rioáo>Rio de Oro
ONU>Organisation des Nations Unies
Outer>O u t e r S p a c e
Clara>Clóirtheach
mnemonic>M.N.E.M.O.N.I.C.
choro>chorinho
mnopolu>Der Kapitalismus

[ekobor]

If I were more courageous, I'd switch the capitalization, but I can't find a program to do it for me, and I don't want to find all those accent alt codes...

Pretty sure MS Word does that, up in the formatting ribbon.

Accents are easy to do without alt codes, you just add the English international keyboard from your control panel. After that, certain punctuation become diacritics for vowels and some letters.

"a > ä
'a > á
`a > à
^a > â
~a > ã

Most others can be obtained by adding the Czech keyboard as well, but for that you'll want to bring up the onscreen keyboard.

Is it bad that I didn't even think to look in Word? I'm so used to using NotePad (or NotePad++) for school (lots of HTML and CSS) that fancy features don't seem possible to me!

My problem with changing keyboards is that my keyboards have a habit of getting stuck, so I get stuck talking in accents. (It is annoying to have the French keyboard on when you can't remember where the question mark is on it!)

And I forgot about the on-screen keyboard.
This is what I get for being awake about 27 hours at the time.

__________________________________
And so this post isn't completely off-topic:

Zebulon borsht yore idly storms boons’ lope bog bolo heart byes Rio de Oro... roof obscure bajiqausiu ado auttuhfo Organisation des Nations Unies. Onto shams jobvln inhaler erode bnuhoit chon rvlaceq vmjúz heap óhtmou toll find sglógslo rout auto ttpttolor porgy chelated rndbau ibid nalbuor shbjjn gut glarer. Tine. M.N.E.M.O.N.I.C. ónojfoebl oden jawline abort hothouse. Nibbler shnltah pjizro kriwlánan euros’ ornery. Agreeing rang éqswbuhn shýonsneh ihnbglrn oral ísuriaua vinous operons maniple nuoayche frugal clavier folk anrnoeío one lovíqino qi or saevponíl aezoirsnp. O u t e r S p a c e aocloj livid ábi'ehóaf rarúfroae jiranlon kiore eyelift Der Kapitalismus beam íclpihi botany hernia into hazer thnauitm nadir orb hooeys mnerdav tochhóiw viol... sot. Ratiocinate! Be gone, enfeeblers! Aúriíyrlon coerelaoj lairize voiles oiuryihl suing bniriohurv beech... Clóirtheach hum... lei okapi choroid starch ceded valour cetin joked rýíoyon... Patna rhino chorea coheir.

Spell checked --> Pick second from last possible change, unless it is capitalized, then the next uncapitalized one up. Allow grammar to bring punctuation to the sentences, capitalize. Ignore fragments. Ignore words with no suggested spelling.
Change "begone enfoeblar" to "Be gone, enfeeblers!" as it just sounded funny. (MS word made it Begins enfeeblers... this was funnier.)

[finlay]

If I were more courageous, I'd switch the capitalization, but I can't find a program to do it for me, and I don't want to find all those accent alt codes...

Pretty sure MS Word does that, up in the formatting ribbon.

Accents are easy to do without alt codes, you just add the English international keyboard from your control panel. After that, certain punctuation become diacritics for vowels and some letters.

"a > ä
'a > á
`a > à
^a > â
~a > ã

Most others can be obtained by adding the Czech keyboard as well, but for that you'll want to bring up the onscreen keyboard.

Is it bad that I didn't even think to look in Word? I'm so used to using NotePad (or NotePad++) for school (lots of HTML and CSS) that fancy features don't seem possible to me!

You should just design your own keyboard layout. I'm surprised that not more people have done this, and also at the fact that there seems to be no widely-used IPA-capable layout.

I basically had to do this because I learnt to touch-type with the Dvorak layout and there's no equivalent of the US-extended layout for Dvorak...

[Nortaneous]

Zebulon borsht hajdani tétlenül viharok boons "szökell mocsári Bolo szív byes Rio de Oro ... tető homályos bajiqausiu felhajtás auttuhfo Szervezet des Nations Unies. Erre Shams jobvln inhalátor rontja bnuhoit Chon rvlaceq vmjúz halom óhtmou autópályadíj találni sglógslo csődület auto ttpttolor Porgy kelát rndbau ugyanott nalbuor shbjjn gut glarer. Tine. M.N.E.M.O.N.I.C. ónojfoebl Oden jawline megszakítás melegház. Nibbler shnltah pjizro kriwlánan euró "makacs. Egyetértve csengett éqswbuhn shýonsneh ihnbglrn szóbeli ísuriaua borászati ​​operonok gyalogos csapat nuoayche szerény Clavier népi anrnoeío egy lovíqino qi vagy saevponíl aezoirsnp. O uter S ütemben aocloj fakó ábi'ehóaf rarúfroae jiranlon kiore eyelift Der Kapitalismus fény íclpihi botanika hernia be hazer thnauitm mélypont gömb hooeys mnerdav tochhóiw viol ... Sot. Okoskodik! Elment, enfeeblers! Aúriíyrlon coerelaoj lairize fátyol oiuryihl pereli bniriohurv bükk ... Clóirtheach zümmögés ... lei okapi choroid keményítő átengedte vitézség Cetin viccelődött rýíoyon ... Patna orrszarvú chorea örököstárs.

google translate: hungarian

[jmcd]

tufaan 'kuzuia upepo chelaanega riyo di Oro watu deldel polo bizari Reyes ... Chet MEND bajiqausiu sengathen des raasetr Unies autetuhefo upedrev s Zebulon boreshet puraan setained shems jioni jobevlen benuhoit inheler Shon revlaceq vemjúz óhetmou tol kem kertaa hai. auto bhegaded seglógeslo tetpettolor k k li Poregy rendebau changamoto legaaan yeye nalebuor kilet shebjejn gelarer aanet. daanet ónojefoebel. semrek Oden jawelin rukaavet hothouse. Nibebler pejizero shenletah keriwelánan yuro "jidedi Shemt éqeswebuhen shýonesneh ihenbeglern maukhik operones sheraab ísuriaua manipel nuoayech maamuli EK Lok. kibored lovíqino saeveponíl aezoiresnep Yaa keyui anernoeío beji nikaenda lacekluseter utero aoceloj nk ábi'ehóaf rarúferoa jiranelon kior eyelifet der vensepti vijenyaan Haser thenauitem naadir keseter. hooeyes meneredav tochhóiw vaail watu Kapitalisemus perkaash Nickel

Google translate to Hindi, romanise the text, then translate the detected Welsh to Swahili.

[Nano2011]

upepo tufaan ' kuzuia chelaanega riyo am oro watu deldel polo bizari reyes... chet boycotts bajiqausiu sengathen des raasetr unies autetuhefo upedrev setained boreshet puraan zebulun shems marţi, benuhoit inheler shon tirsdag, jioni jobevlen revlaceq vemjúz óhetmou tol kem kertaa hai. gerada bhegaded seglógeslo tetpettolor li poregy rendebau changamoto legaaan nalebuor kilet shebjejn gelarer yéyé aanet. daanet ónojefoebel. semrek oden jawelin rukaavet casa fierbinte. nibebler pejizero shenletah keriwelánan jidedi shemt éqeswebuhen shýonesneh ihenbeglern maukhik yuro "operones sheraab ísuriaua manipel nuoayech maamuli ek lok. kibored lovíqino saeveponíl aezoiresnep keyui anernoeío aoceloj nikaenda yaa lacekluseter utero beji ábi'ehóaf rarúferoa jiranelon vensepti vijenyaan eyelifet der kior haser thenauitem naadir keseter. hooeyes meneredav tochhóiw vaail kapitalisemus perkaash nikkel watu

[bing translate to Danish, and then to Romanian, vowel-less words removed, all capitals converted to lower case.]

[ekobor]

You should just design your own keyboard layout. I'm surprised that not more people have done this, and also at the fact that there seems to be no widely-used IPA-capable layout.

I basically had to do this because I learnt to touch-type with the Dvorak layout and there's no equivalent of the US-extended layout for Dvorak...

I tried that at one point. But for all basic needs for me, I only ever need é. It is the only accented letter in Torete. I rarely do things in languages other than English or Torete, and I use XSAMPA for .... drawing a blank, man, my brain is off. (Never take year long hiatuses people, they make you forget everything...)
It just doesn't fit my needs to change anything with my keyboard.

I feel like such a negative nelly, like I'm shooting down all the help offered... I'm not, really... This is one of the few cases where I would need such measures.
So thanks guys ? ^-^

[Kilanie]

upepo tufaen kuzuia chilaenega riyo am oro watu dildel polo bizari riyis... chit boycots bajiqausiu sinnathen dis raesetr uniis autetuhefo upedrev sitained boreshet puraen zibulun shims marţi, binuhoit inneler shon tirrdag, jioni jobevlen rivlaceq vimjúz óhetmou tol kim kirrae hai. girada bhigaded siglógeslo titpetolor li poregy rinnebau chinnamoto ligaén nalebuor kilet shibjejn gilarer yéyé aenet. daenet ónojefoebel. simrek oden jawelin rukaevet casa fierrinte. nibebler pijizero shinnetah kiriwelánan jidedi shimt éqeswebuhen shýonesneh ihenneglern maukhik yuro operonis shiraeb ísuriaua manipel nuoayech maemuli ek lok. kibored lovíqino saeveponíl aezoiresnep kiyui anerroeío aoceloj nikaenna yae lacekluseter utero biji ábiehóaf rarúferoa jiranelon vinnepti vijennaen eyelifet dir kior haser thinauitem naedir kiseter. hooeyis mineredav tochóiw vaeil kapitalisemus pirraesh nikel watu

' and " removed
aa > ae
aaa > aé
-es > -is
double consonant > single consonant
rC, nC > rr, nn
#Ce > #Ci

[Nortaneous]

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[Risla]

ɤɫɤ ɐɫɤ ɐfø ɤɾɤɫɐɐɐɨɐɫɐeø ɐbɤɫɤaɤɫɐœɐɨø ɐɜɐɵɐœɐcɐɨɐɫɐeɐɫɐɤɐɨø ɤøɐœɤœɐfø ɐɨɐdø ɐfɤøɐfø ɤɤɐɨɤɾɤɫø ɐɾɐœɐcɐɾɐɫɐcø ɤ ɐfɐcɐfø ɐøɐœɤaɐɨɤøɐœø ɤøɐœɤœɐœɤɜøeøeøeø ɐɜɐɵɐœɤɾø ɐøɐfɤœɐɜɐfɤɾɤɜø ɐøɐɨɐaɐœɤɨɐɨɤɫɤɜɐœɤɫø ɤɜɐœɐeɐeɐɨɤɾɐɵɐɫɐeø ɐɾɐœɤɜø ɤøɐɨɐɫɤɜɐɫɤɾɤøø ɤɫɐeɐœɐœɤɜø ɐɨɤɫɤɾɐɫɤɾɤɫɐɵɐɫɐɐɐfø ɤɫɤ ɐɫɐɾɤøɐɫɤɐø ɤɜɐœɤɾɐɨɐœɐeɐɫɐɾø ɐøɐfɤøɐɫɤɜɐɵɐɫɤɾø ɤ ɤɫɤøɐɨɐɫɐeø ɤaɐœɐøɤɫɐcɤɫɐeø ɤɜɐɵɐœɐdɤɜø ɐdɐɨɤøøɐøɜɜɜɜɫɜɫɜbɐœøcø ɐøɐœɐeɤɫɐɵɐfɐœɤɾø ɐœɐeɐeɐɫɐcɐɫɤøø ɤɜɐɵɐfɐeø ɤɾɐœɤøɤøɐɾɐɨɐɤøcø ɐaɐœɐfɐeɐœø ɐaɐfɐøɐɫɤɐɐcɐɫɐeø ɤøɐœɤɐɐcɐɨɐɜɐɫɤɨø ɤɐɐœɐdɐafaɤaø fɜɐɵɐɫɤɾɐdɐfɤɫø ɤɾɐfɐcø ɐbɐœɐdø ɐbɐœɤøɤøɐɨɐɫø ɐɵɐɨɐœøeø ɐɤɐœɤøɐɨɐɾɐɨø ɐøɐɵɐœɐɤɐɨɐɾɐɫɐɾø ɤɜɐœɐɤɐcfɜɐɤɐɫɤɜɐcɐfø ɤɾɐœɤɾɤ ɐɫɤɾɐfɐcɐfɤøø ɐcɐœø ɤ ɐfɤøɐɫɐɤɤœø ɤøɐœɐeɐeɐɫɐøɐɨɤɫø ɐɜɐɵɐœɐeɐeɐɨɐdɐfɤɾɐfø ɐcɐœɐɤɐɨeœɐeø ɐeɐɨɐcɐɫɐøɤɫɐfɤøø ɐbɐœɐcɐɫɤɾø ɤɜɐɵɐœɐøɐaɐɫɐaɐeø ɐɤɐœɐcɐɨɤøɐɫɤøø ɤœeœɤœeœø ɐɨɐɫɐeɐɫɤɾøeø ɐɾɐɨɐɫɐeɐɫɤɾø fɜɐeɐfɐaɐɫɐɐɐfɐɫɐøɐɫɐcøeø ɤɜɐœɐdɤøɐɫɐbø ɐfɐɾɐɫɐeø ɐaɐɨɤɤɐɫɐcɐœɐeø ɤøɤɫɐbɐɨɐɫɤɐɐɫɤɾø ɐɜɐɨɤɜɐɨø ɐɐɐœɐɫɤøɤøɐœɐeɤɾɐɫøeø ɐeɐœɐøɐɫɐøɐcɐɫɤøø ɤ ɐœɐaɐœɤaɐɫɤøɐfø ɤɜɐɵɐœɐeɐeɐɫɤɾɐɨɐɵø ɐbɐœɤøɐœɤɤɐɫɐceɨɐeɐɨɐeø ɐaɐœɐɾɐɫɐɾɐœø ɤɜɐɵɐœɐdɤɾø eœɤɨɐɫɤɜɤɤɐɫɐøɤɫɐɵɐɫɐeø ɤɜɐɵfdɐfɐeɐɫɤɜɐeɐɫɐɵø ɐœɐɵɐɫɐeɐeɐɫɐɤɐcɐɫɤøɐeø ɐdɐɨɤɫɐbɐɵɐœɐbø ɤœɤɫɤøɐfø ɐfɤ ɐɫɤøɐfɐeɐœɤɜø ɤɜɐɵɐœɤøɐɨɐɫɐøø edɤɜɤɫɤøɐœɐɨɤɫɐɨø ɐdɐɨɐeɐœɤ ɐɫɐcø ɐeɤɫɐfɐɨɤœɐɫɐɜɐɵø ɐdɐɨɐɫɐdɤɫɐcɐœø ɐɫɐbø ɐcɐfɐbøeø ɐbɐœɐøɐfɤøɐɫɐɾø ɐcɐfɤɐedɤɨɐœɐeɐfø ɤɜɐɨɐɫɤɐɐɫɤ ɐfɐeedɐcø ɐɨɐɫɤaɐfɐœɤøɐɫɤɜɐeɐɫɤ ø ɐbɐœɤœɤɫɐœø ɐɨɐeɐɫɤøɤøɐfɐɫedɐfø ɐɨɐfɐɜɐɫɐcɐfɐaø ɐeɐœɐbɐɨɐɫɐeɐeɐɨø ɤœɐɨɐɫø ɐcɐɨɐɜɐɫɐbɐcɤɫɤɜɐɫɤɾɐɫɤøø ɤɫɤɾɐɫɤøɐfø ɐøɐœɐaɐœø eɨɐøɐœɐɫɐɵfɜɐɨɐɐø ɤøɐɨɤøfaɐɐɐɫɤøɐfɐɨø ɐaɐœɤøɐɨɐeɐɫɐcɐfɐeø ɤɐɐœɐeɐeɐɫɤ ɤɾɐœø ɤɐɐœɐaɐɫɐeɐeɐɨɐɫɐeø ɐɫɤœɐɫɐcɐœɐɐɐɫɤɾø ɐɾɐœɤøø ɐbɐœɐfɤøø ɐɵɐɨɤɜɐɫɤøø ɤɾɐɵɐœɐeɐɨɤɫɐœɤɾɐɫɐdø ɐeɐɨɐɫɐɾɐœɤøø ɐbɐœɤɜɐɫɤɾɐɫɤøøeø ɐɵɐfɐfɐɫɤœɐœɤɜø ɐdɐœɐeɐɫɤøɐɫɐɾɐɨɤɐø ɤɾɐfɐɜɐɵfɜɐœɤɤø ɤɐɐɨɐɫɐœɐcø ɐbɐɨɤ ɐœɤɾɐɨɐcɐœɤɜɐɫɐdɤɫɤɜø ɤ ɐœɤøɤøɐɨɐɫɤɜɐɵø ɐeɐœɐbɐɫɐcø ɤɤɐɨɤɾɤɫ

X-SAMPA → IPA. All 0s replaced by spaces.

[finlay]

Merger of ɵ,ø,œ, orthographic reform
ɨ→y, ø→ö, ɜ→er, ɾ→r, ɫ→l, ɐ→a, ɤ→õ, ɵ→ö, œ→ö

õlõ alõ afö õrõlaaayalaeö abõlõaõlaöayö aeraöaöacayalaealaõayö õöaöõöafö ayadö afõöafö õõayõrõlö araöacaralacö õ afacafö aöaöõaayõöaöö õöaöõöaöõeröeöeöeö aeraöaöõrö aöafõöaerafõrõerö aöayaaaöõyayõlõeraöõlö õeraöaeaeayõraöalaeö araöõerö õöayalõeralõrõöö õlaeaöaöõerö ayõlõralõrõlaöalaaafö õlõ alarõöalõaö õeraöõrayaöaealarö aöafõöalõeraöalõrö õ õlõöayalaeö õaaöaöõlacõlaeö õeraöaöadõerö adayõööaöererererlerlerbaööcö aöaöaeõlaöafaöõrö aöaeaealacalõöö õeraöafaeö õraöõöõöarayaõöcö aaaöafaeaöö aaafaöalõaacalaeö õöaöõaacayaeralõyö õaaöadaafaõaö feraöalõradafõlö õrafacö abaöadö abaöõöõöayalö aöayaööeö aõaöõöayarayö aöaöaöaõayaralarö õeraöaõacferaõalõeracafö õraöõrõ alõrafacafõöö acaöö õ afõöalaõõöö õöaöaeaealaöayõlö aeraöaöaeaeayadafõrafö acaöaõayeöaeö aeayacalaöõlafõöö abaöacalõrö õeraöaöaöaaalaaaeö aõaöacayõöalõöö õöeöõöeöö ayalaealõröeö arayalaealõrö feraeafaaalaaafalaöalacöeö õeraöadõöalabö afaralaeö aaayõõalacaöaeö õöõlabayalõaalõrö aerayõerayö aaaöalõöõöaöaeõralöeö aeaöaöalaöacalõöö õ aöaaaöõaalõöafö õeraöaöaeaealõrayaöö abaöõöaöõõalaceyaeayaeö aaaöaralaraöö õeraöaöadõrö eöõyalõerõõalaöõlaöalaeö õeraöfdafaealõeraealaöö aöaöalaeaealaõacalõöaeö adayõlabaöaöabö õöõlõöafö afõ alõöafaeaöõerö õeraöaöõöayalaöö edõerõlõöaöayõlayö adayaeaöõ alacö aeõlafayõöalaeraöö adayaladõlacaöö alabö acafaböeö abaöaöafõöalarö acafõaedõyaöaeafö õerayalõaalõ afaeedacö ayalõaafaöõöalõeraealõ ö abaöõöõlaöö ayaealõöõöafaledafö ayafaeralacafaaö aeaöabayalaeaeayö õöayalö acayaeralabacõlõeralõralõöö õlõralõöafö aöaöaaaöö eyaöaöalaöferayaaö õöayõöfaaaalõöafayö aaaöõöayaealacafaeö õaaöaeaealõ õraöö õaaöaaalaeaeayalaeö alõöalacaöaaalõrö araöõöö abaöafõöö aöayõeralõöö õraöaöaeayõlaöõraladö aeayalaraöõöö abaöõeralõralõööeö aöafafalõöaöõerö adaöaealõöalarayõaö õrafaeraöferaöõõö õaayalaöacö abayõ aöõrayacaöõeraladõlõerö õ aöõöõöayalõeraöö aeaöabalacö õõayõrõl

[jmcd]

õlõ alõ afö õrõlaxalazhö abõlõxõlazhwazhö aerazhwacaxalazhalaghazhö õzhwazhwõzhwafö axadö afõzhwafö õxyõrõlö arazhwacaralacö õ afacafö azhwõxyghöxö õzhwazhwõerözhö aerazhwazhwõrö azhwafõzhwaerafõrõerö azhwaxazhwõghaghõlõerazhwõlö õerazhwazhaghõrazhwalazhö arazhwõerö õzhwaxalõeralõrõö õlazhazhwõerö aghõlõralõrõlazhwalafö õlõ alarõzhwalõxö õerazhwõraxazhwazhalarö azhwafõzhwalõerazhwalõrö õ õlõzhwaxalazhö õxöõlacõlazhö õeradõerö adaghõzhwazhwerlerbaöcö azhwazhõlazhwafazhwõrö azhwazhalacalõö õerazhwafazhö õrazhwõzhwaraxaghöcö azhwafazhaö afazhwalõacalaeö õzhwazhwõacaxaeralõyö õxöadafaghaö ferazhwalõradafõlö õrafacö abazhwadö abazhwõzhwaxalö azhwaxazhweö aghazhwõzhwaxarazhö azhwaghaxaralarö õerazhwaghacferaghalõeracafö õrazhwõrõ alõrafacafõö acaö õ afõzhwalaghö õzhwazhalazhwaghõlö aerazhwazhaxadafõrafö acazhwaghazhezhwazhö azhaxacalazhwõlafõö abazhwacalõrö õerazhwalazhö aghazhwacaghõzhwalõö õzhwezhwõzhweö axalazhalõrözhö araxalazhalõrö ferazhafalazhwalacözhö õerazhwadõzhwalabö afaralazhö aghõalacazhwazhö õzhwõlabaxalõrö aeraghõerazhö azhwalõzhwazhõralözhö azhazhwalazhwacalõö õ azhwazhwõalõzhwafö õerazhwazhalõraxaö abazhwõzhwazhwõalacezhaxazhö azhwaralaraö õerazhwadõrö ezhwõghalõerõalazhwõlazhwalazhö õeraöfdafazhalõerazhalaö azhwalazhalaghacalõzhwazhö adaghõlabazhwabö õzhwõlõzhwafö afõ alõzhwafazhazhwõerö õerazhwõzhwaxalaö edõerõlõzhwaghõlazhö adaxazhazhwõ alacö azhõlafaghõzhwalaeraö adaxaladõlacaö alabö acafabözhö abazhwafõzhwalarö acafõxedõghazhwazhafö õeraxalõalõ afaedacö axalõafazhwõzhwalõerazhalõ ö abazhwõlaö axazhalõzhwafaledafö axafaeralacafaö azhazhwabaxalazhö õzhwaxalö acaxaeralabacõlõeralõralõö õlõralõzhwafö aö eghazhalaöferaxaö õzhwaghõöfalõzhwafazhö azhwõzhwaxazhalacafazhö õxöxealõ õraö õxöalazhaxalazhö alõzhwalacazhwalõrö arazhwõö abazhwafõö azhwaghõeralõö õrazhwazhaghõlazhwõraladö azhaxalarazhwõö abazhwõeralõralõzhweö azhwafalõzhwazhwõerö adazhwazhalõzhwalaraghõxö õrafaeraöferazhwõö õxyalazhwacö abaghõ azhwõraxacazhwõeraladõlõerö õ azhwõzhwaxalõeraö azhazhwabalacö õxyõrõl

er>[er]
Haplology
Double vowels reduced to single vowels
Vowels between other vowels become fricatives:
e>zh ; ö>zhw ; õ>gh ; o>ghw ; a>x ; y>zh, x or gh depending on the surrounding vowels (zh next to e,ö ; gh next to o,õ and, if it still hasn't changed, x). Happens for every second vowel til there are maximum 2 vowels in hiatus.
Haplology

[Nano2011]

arghhh, it's unreadable again...
(well, sort of)



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'ng' inserted at random places

[finlay]

õ → u, ö → o, zh → j, aj → i, word initial vowels deleted.

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[Nano2011]

hmmmm... I have a bad feeling this is going to turn out as oligosynthetic, or the language will just have long words...
(I hate oligosynthetic languages by the way)

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Repeated words deleated.
If their are 3 consonents or more, combined, 2 are removedx
run trough bing translate from auto-detect to latvian
'x' becomes 's'