The Almeopaedia and historical atlas of Utyai

vlaran of verduria · Post by **vlaran of verduria** » Fri Feb 06, 2004 5:13 pm

Me and my colleagues would really really really really really really REALLY like to know when these will be ready. Every evening, after typing in the web adress I close my eyes, touch wood and prey that they will be done. Your genius exceeds our combined idiocy.

Post by **zompist** » Fri Feb 06, 2004 5:43 pm

I will sometimes say what I'm working on, but I've learned never to make predictions about when it will be done. Sorry, but it only leads to heartbreak, despair, even suicide.

vlaran of verduria · Post by **vlaran of verduria** » Fri Feb 06, 2004 6:03 pm

My childhood is ruined! Give us a snapshot of the historical atlas pretty please with a cherry on top!

Warmaster · Post by **Warmaster** » Fri Feb 06, 2004 6:10 pm

Someone seems desprate. i want to see some more almea stuff to, but i've acceopted i can wait

from working on my own stuff

Nuntar · Post by **Nuntar** » Fri Feb 06, 2004 6:33 pm

Zomp, do you really have stories about someone committing suicide because they couldn't bear waiting for your stuff? If so... I don't know what to say.

Post by **zompist** » Fri Feb 06, 2004 6:49 pm

Many, many stories. Young, hopeful lives that will never be lived-- to say nothing of those still alive, but sadly confined to isolation wards-- all because I made premature promises about completion dates. Never again, my friends.

VeganGrinder · Post by **VeganGrinder** » Fri Feb 06, 2004 9:43 pm

Wow, hilarious stuff Zomp. If only it were a joke. In about three minutes the nurses will find me out of my bed, in the ward. Then they will inject me with some powerful chemi... ::Nurse hauls me away::

CountJordan · Post by **CountJordan** » Fri Feb 06, 2004 9:54 pm

Wow

Whats your secret?

I want people to be that interested in my conworld!

(But not kill themselves

)

Dudicon · Post by **Dudicon** » Sat Feb 07, 2004 12:18 am

I remember when Jackie Chan announced he was getting married at least two women attempted to commit suicide, one succeeding. Well, I don't remember it--it was before I was born, but I remember reading it several times in I Am Jackie Chan.

So I guess what I'm trying to say is that the key is to be a Chinese opera dude. Which of course explains Mark's popularity.

con quesa · Post by **con quesa** » Sat Feb 07, 2004 12:56 am

Oh no Dudicon! You've figured out Zomp's secret identity as a Chinese opera dude! He'll go after you and remove your brain from your spinal cord with his ultra-secret Pangitsu-Ngoda Crouching Demon-Dragon Upper Flying ?ber-Attack!

vlaran of verduria · Post by **vlaran of verduria** » Sat Feb 07, 2004 6:06 am

This is vlaran's friend. He has just been found dead. I thought that you should know.

Nuntar · Post by **Nuntar** » Sat Feb 07, 2004 6:17 am

This day brings a sad loss to the ZBB....

but a great opportunity to find out more about Almean funeral customs!

Drydic · Post by **Drydic** » Sat Feb 07, 2004 7:30 am

con quesa wrote:Oh no Dudicon! You've figured out Zomp's secret identity as a Chinese opera dude! He'll go after you and remove your brain from your spinal cord with his ultra-secret Pangitsu-Ngoda Crouching Demon-Dragon Upper Flying ?ber-Attack!

as long as you pronounce it as [yb@], not as[u:br\=], I won't have to send the flying monkeys with ninja action after you. Continue with [u:br\=], and I shall get angry, and I shall unleash the Kamehameha wave with extra godzilla action upon thyne (by now) cowering form.

vlaran of verduria · Post by **vlaran of verduria** » Sat Feb 07, 2004 9:30 am

Alric here, I will carry on my fathers great line

vlaran of verduria · Post by **vlaran of verduria** » Sat Feb 07, 2004 9:35 am

vlaran of verduria · Post by **vlaran of verduria** » Sat Feb 07, 2004 9:37 am

Rory · Post by **Rory** » Sat Feb 07, 2004 10:06 am

CountJordan wrote:I want people to be that interested in my conworld!

(But not kill themselves )

It's a small price to pay, dude.

Vlaran: you can delete your own posts, click "delete". It's just to the right of "edit".

Nuntar · Post by **Nuntar** » Sat Feb 07, 2004 10:55 am

vlaran of verduria wrote:Alric here, I will carry on my fathers great line

What??? Vlaran has a son old enough to use English, and he was only 10??? Something's going seriously wrong here!

con quesa · Post by **con quesa** » Sat Feb 07, 2004 12:41 pm

as long as you pronounce it as [yb@], not as[u:br\=], I won't have to send the flying monkeys with ninja action after you.

Since it's a textual medium, go ahead and assume that I pronounce it in whatever way won't get me attacked by flying monkeys with ninja action!

vlaran of verduria · Post by **vlaran of verduria** » Sat Feb 07, 2004 2:18 pm

It was an accident with a contrceptive and a time machine

Ghost · Post by **Ghost** » Sat Feb 07, 2004 2:29 pm

vlaran of verduria wrote:It was an accident with a contrceptive and a time machine

I'm amazed that there's actually someone under 12 who's read that book. Sometimes you seem very mature for your 10 years.

Ghost

insumaro · Post by **insumaro** » Sat Feb 07, 2004 2:40 pm

Drydic_guy wrote:something....Kamehameha....something

Wasn't he the king of Hawai'i?

Nuntar · Post by **Nuntar** » Sat Feb 07, 2004 2:51 pm

DF · Post by DF » Sat Feb 07, 2004 3:48 pm

Pentekonter wrote:
Drydic_guy wrote:something....Kamehameha....something
Wasn't he the king of Hawai'i?

I think Drydic_guy's referring to an energy attack from DBZ...

vlaran of verduria · Post by **vlaran of verduria** » Sat Feb 07, 2004 4:42 pm

Sometimes you seem very mature for your 10 years.

I'm 1 of 'those' people, and proud of it. I am undefeated champion of Tolkenian studies and do not know anyone else who has heard of Verduria.