Help your conlang fluency (2)

[Nortaneous]

gådd to çeryç lol

né lol

thå thw geisch y hel gå lol

[Thry]

Al de interestand volc is in Helle. Dat is haud.
All interesting people are in hell. It's fine.

[Nortaneous]

aw the intereslig vowc zy'n hiown. the vowc y hel n'ay spreac nach å grune aw the veir
all the interesting people are in heaven. the people in hell can't even speak, on account of all the fire

[Nortaneous]

Zha bdze muqre mba gepha, zha khri Aplam tsojgubzam? Zha damgu qoltum moshkomramx, dzga taxlera bolyu tsochenjgi -- shara, zha lu moshkomrashix, shlya sekunde zgu tsodzaski sha ndraql tsoreratki.
[ʒa bdze ˈmuʁre mba geˈpxa, ʒa kxri ˈaplan tsoˈdʒɣubzã | ʒa ˈdaŋgu ˈqoɫtum moˈʃkombrãx, dzɣa ˈtaxɫera boju tsoˈtʃendʒɣi | ʃaˈra ʒa ɫu moˈʃkombraʃix, ʃja ˈsekunde zgu tsoˈdzaski ʃa ndraʁɫ tsoreˈratki]
Have I mentioned recently that I hate Apple products? When I unplug something from the headphone jack (lit. "unhole the speaker penis") on this Mac, it changes the volume -- and when I plug something in, it takes a few seconds to notice and reroute the sound.

[Sevly]

Ahe, utdou, dien mu, vemari u, merei.
Ah, but the first one is a feature, not a bug.

Deren be su, deren mu...
The second, on the other hand...

[finlay]

Sulyi fanfatepalipaitefeza?
Have you tried turning it off and on again?

[Ultimate Ridley]

Have I mentioned recently that I hate Apple products?

(Whoa, that's a funky trick. Is that supposed to happen? [look at the quote head])

When I unplug something from the headphone jack (lit. "unhole the speaker penis") on this Mac, it changes the volume

Síl abhárhe Soablí, tí síg glhó. Coimprád méog e naénaor dúchuinnáes ciúg e rhaobuglúme ciúnn ég aid leidhúmhóm gule de scailne sióch (máis nuégh earhoilhe ciúg e súbe sióch); cuhfhíos glhó'g e caobnaig acbiuné caolhárhí.
[ʃil avˈɑrə ˈsivlʲiː t͡ʃi ʃiːɣ ˈgʟoː | kɔmˈpɹɑd mʲeg ə neˈnir duˈk͡xwɪŋɑʃ t͡sug ə ˈriːbʌgluːmʲə t͡suːŋ eɣ æð ˌlʲɛˈzumʷom ˈgʌlʲə ðə skælɲə ʃoːk͡x (ˈmɑʃ nej ˈa͜ɪrɔːwə t͡sug ə ˈsuːvə ʃoːk͡x) | ˈkʌːʔiːs ˈgʟoːg ə ˈkiːbnæːɣ akˈvjuɲe kiˈʟɑːri]
As Sevly said, that's a feature. It's similar to how unplugging a laptop often decreases the screen's brightness (unless you changed your settings); it's to help save battery power.

and when I plug something in, it takes a few seconds to notice and reroute the sound.

Ганш јыѡосом ипјелеъјєѕтиъ паҏјах? Офа иѡјєъктєҏөмикөшкесемеъги кјэлфенөъҏјөф ах фешөм хҏуъњысфысюѡ кєҏхијєх јеш фешөм пюъјѡыњашоношјым јуъмтуѡаъмыҏ. Медитиѡеъфөнєњє фиши фошюѡујыѡосомања еҧенс дефтөҏєѡесем кєҏхијєх јеш фешөм пюъјѡыњашоношјым кјэлфенөъҏјєх.
Ganš jüłosom ipjïlïwjestiw pařjaq? Ofa iłjewkteřÿmikÿškïsïmïwgi kjëlfïnÿwřjÿf aq fïšÿm qřuwňüsfüsoł keřqijeq jïš fïšÿm pöwjłüňašonošjüm juwmtuławmüř. Mïditiłïwfÿneňe fiši fošöłujüłosomaňa ïppïns dïftÿřełïsïm keřqijeq jïš fïšÿm pöwjłüňašonošjüm kjëlfïnÿwřjeq.
[ganʃ jɯʟosom ipjɪlɪːjestiː parjaχ | ofa iʟjeːkterymikyʃkɪsɪmɪːgi kjølfɪnyːrjyf aχ fɪʃym χruːɲɯsfɯsoʟ kerχijeχ jɪʃ fɪʃym pɔːjʟɯɲaʃonoʃjɯm juːmtuʟaːmɯr | mɪditʰiʟɪːfyneɲe fiʃi foʃɔʟujɯʟosomaɲa ɪpʰɪns dɪftyreʟɪsɪm kerχijeχ jɪʃ fɪʃym pɔːjʟɯɲaʃonoʃjɯm kjølfɪnyːrjeχ]
How old is the system? I've noticed that older electronic devices tend to take longer to respond to things getting plugged into them. My three-year-old phone takes about five seconds to realize I plugged it in.

[Bristel]

Al de interestand volc is in Helle. Dat is haud.
All interesting people are in hell. It's fine.

Thiu folc the shin ina Hel the shin ina Helifiur.
[θʲiu folk θe ʃhin ina hel θe shin ina helʲifʲiur]
The people that are in Hell are in hellfire.


Af alothiodha shin interesant, bichvi shin shia ina Hel?
[af aloθʲioða ʃin interesant | bʲixvʲi ʃin ʃia ina hel]
If all the people are interesting, why are they in Hell?

[Thry]

Wirantere weren macten at syn addranen at it vyr.
We were made to be drawn to fire.

Da synde is in onsere weshad.
Sin is in our nature.

Hew op.
Give in.

[jal]

(Whoa, that's a funky trick. Is that supposed to happen? [look at the quote head])

No, ova it a Unicode lef-ray ovaray karakta, im misop olda ting.
No, but there's a Unciode left/right override character, which screws up everything.

Mi kom yah fwom Fwans pwaya de. It ja nof ot ot de dis pah. It ja weding, im di swit. No mi gen wohk.
I returned home from France yesterday. It was very hot there. There was a wedding, which was nice. Now I'm back at work again.


JAL

[Nortaneous]

Zha phoshle Luzhoqndrya sha Kolopshri. Mura gramshi guryu.
I returned home from New York yesterday. Both places were very hot.

[Nortaneous]

Zha phoshle Luzhoqndrya sha Kolopshri. Mura gramshi guryu.
I returned home from New York yesterday. Both places were very hot.

* (Zha) phoshle Lquzhoqndri sha Kolopshiri lashrya. -- added a verb for 'do X again'

nb: the word for 'the DC area' is 'Kolobzh', the derivation of which should be opaque

[Carolina Conlanger]

Sal Sepith-Panim!
I'm Batman!

[jal]

Yu me tok olda ting yu won it, ova mi go won pwof :).
You can say all you want, but I'd like some proof :).


JAL

[Carolina Conlanger]

Yu me tok olda ting yu won it, ova mi go won pwof .
You can say all you want, but I'd like some proof .


JAL

Sor irif ten lehel Gotham Iylet isith Sepith-Rakarhanac.

I can drive you around Gotham City in my Batmobile.

[CatDoom]

Modlosód ĕdró dlo háí, e haitĕt’at’úg yŭ monĕgĕgré.

You must give us pictures, or else we will know that you are lying.

[hwhatting]

Modlosód ĕdró dlo háí, e haitĕt’at’úg yŭ monĕgĕgré.

You must give us pictures, or else we will know that you are lying.

Al su Batmanus ni luchiait!
But ART-M.SG.NOM Batman-SG.NOM NEG lie-HAB.ACT.3SG
But Batman doesn't lie!

[WeepingElf]

Modlosód ĕdró dlo háí, e haitĕt’at’úg yŭ monĕgĕgré.

You must give us pictures, or else we will know that you are lying.

Al su Batmanus ni luchiait!
But ART-M.SG.NOM Batman-SG.NOM NEG lie-HAB.ACT.3SG
But Batman doesn't lie!

Neni.
Never.

[Thry]

Ac en misonly Robin yae.
But a jealous Robin does.

[Carolina Conlanger]

Ac en misonly Robin yae.
But a jealous Robin does.

Test isith Nakafah!

You discovered my lie!

[Thry]

Weiss du far caew-te mir?
Do you know who told me?

[jal]

Steda lay, yunu les laymin!
Instead of lying, you should be relaxing!


JAL

[CatDoom]

Dŭ! Dodrarrinĕzròd mò fi ságh.

Indeed! The truth will set you free. [Literally: "the truth can cause you to be free"]

[Carolina Conlanger]

Weiss du far caew-te mir?
Do you know who told me?

Sepith-Panim pescen ten keyn?

Did Batman tell you?

[Thry]

In dreyw, ny hynen pedrer.
Actually, not his perants.

rubin pls

(hit war Alfred)