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Om stolja. Se ó guha. An irtu stipta firu ais a fá stipta tuga ais lon.
[om ˈstolja - ʃoː ˈgʊɦa - an ˈɪrtʊ ʃtɪpta ˈfɪɾʊ aʃ a ˈfaː ʃtɪpta ˈtʊɣʷa aʃ ˈlon]
I'm sick. It sucks. My body feels light and my head feels heavy and full.

Para hasu tige jaga ígiasortot ajarótarvike ais oajesüldarvike. Jom irro tith; se ó virsalykais.
[paɾa ˈhasʊ ˌtɪje jaː ˈiːjjasor̥tot ˈajaɾoːtarʋɪke aʃ ˈoajəʃʏldarʋɪke - ˈjom ˌɪrro tiː - ʃoː ˈʋɪr̥saləkaʃ]
Good luck to those applying to university and graduate school. I do not envy you; that shit is stressful.

Mausappi nivam antekkát nam uguntíue, iga uininilt lensáskuit ugunénnit iltes.
I'm already in my first year of college, so I don't need to do any applications for a while.

La teaniese sie la iliatiese „otober“, teto bie keré li tuonio e novenber, temai.
1S realize-PV REL.OBJ 1S write-PV "October", 3PL COP.IPV due in beginning of November, certain-ADV.
I realized I wrote October, they're due at the beginning of November, of course.

Vo jagu de togí o efote de vianuti!
with luck to everyone REL.SUB apply-IPV to university!
Good luck to everyone who's applying to university (etc.)!

ya tsaya
Damnit.

ano etla emyaye
It happened again...

na ke kema pako heya
I need a new job.

Sótx poig teunx no sautant txauch po, ma xo no senn muz ecóras txep. Peig soriedou on scaigeg :c
[ˈsoʃpədz ˈtɵ̃ʃnə sɔˈtɐ̃ʊ̃ ˈtʃɔppə | ˈmaː ʃənɔˈsɛn ˈmʊts ɛˈkuːrəstʃɨp ‖ ˈpɛdz sərɪˈduː ˈɐ̃ʊ̃ ˈskaːdzɨ]
Luckily I don't have a lot of work to do for them, and I'm not applying to very many schools. But the applications are expensive :c

<teunx> [ˈtɵ̃ʃnə]? wat

<teunx no>, you mean.

Not any worse than Arve.

Die ziggen jald hynde seig ast je die satten vös.
[tsɛi̯ɲaə̯ts xyə̯rɪ sʌi̯h ɐç ɪj sʌ̰i̯mʊi̯s]
That's a damn lie and you know it.

Nortaneous wrote:Die ziggen jald hynde seig ast je die satten vös.
[tsɛi̯ɲaə̯ts xyə̯rɪ sʌi̯h ɐç ɪj sʌ̰i̯mʊi̯s]
That's a damn lie and you know it.

Mút dē spiling zinig zyt?
Should that orthography make sense?

Dē Graut Bʉr wrote:Should that orthography make sense?

Dəz Inglish spelling alweez meec senns?

Ai dount thiŋk sou.

Dē Graut Bʉr wrote:

Nortaneous wrote:Die ziggen jald hynde seig ast je die satten vös.
[tsɛi̯ɲaə̯ts xyə̯rɪ sʌi̯h ɐç ɪj sʌ̰i̯mʊi̯s]
That's a damn lie and you know it.

Mút dē spiling zinig zyt?
Should that orthography make sense?

Kes treir rand.
[çʌi̯r røə̯r]
It does.

Otxtzachie etxaigne on mechoaigeg.
[əddʒɐˈʔiː ʔɛˈtʃɛn ˈʔɐ̃ʊ̯ mɛˈʔʊɔ̯dzɨ]
Strange orthographies are best

Yaufulti nuunakeyu lepezinuu.
[jəuˈfulçɪ nu:ˈnɑŋəjo ləˈpedʒɪnu:]
Yaufulti's spelling is boring.

Yeu, sinnaiza.
[jeu, ʃɪnˈnɑiʒə]
no wait.

na ke moya kalayo nomoha
1SG TOP spell Kala.GEN like.AUG
I like Kala's spelling a lot.

Sa nagratas Elbirin menich.
[sɐ nɐ'grɐtɐs 'ɛlbɪrɪn 'mɛnɪx]
SER-3SG:P spelling Elvish simple
Old Albic spelling is simple.

tjärk zedast diel mang. krattes
[ceə̯χ tsaə̯ç jʊ møə̯ʀ. tʂʌ̰i̯s]
simple like your mother. owned

Hyne moder is "menich*"? Dat hupe y.
His mother is "human*"? I hope so.

*Sounds as "menniss", human.

Nuguikei luseteya, sinkasekasakunte.
[ˈnuŋoiˌkei loˈsetəjə ʃɪŋˈgɑtsəkəˌsɑxondə]
I'm a bit horny, but I can't be bothered wanking.

Jano sá temai vosie afie, kole.
DIST COP.IPV certain-ADV problem personal friend
That is definitely a personal problem, friend.

La risiode sie da la biebue fisio roi rua „wank“ li paleto.
1S guess-IPV REL.OBJ thus 1S need-IRR word for "wank" in Palethian
I suppose I need a word for "wank" in palethian now.

Pala! Tasi luseteyu lisiunanekaputepa, tankuntufuzupitisaze, Panseule, nufuzupipetetuu pazakasuinai nakaigupateyu lupuyatupete. Tepe yasiluseza.
definite! gay cop-1=nmz ipfv-previous-be.ashamed.of-agr.mass-1=because, 1.poss-other-invent-language-allative, Panceor, pfv-invent-agr.count-1=rel count.all-rude-word pfv-delete-agr-1=nmz ipfv-be.annoyed.by-agr.count-1. 1-count neg-fut-cop-2.
Of course! I'm annoyed that I deleted all the rude words I made up for my other conlang, Panceor, because I was ashamed of being gay. Don't be me.

Nainai, Panseulegu tasi "zani" lusepe.
by.the.way, Panceor-abl gay 'zani' cop-agr.
Gay in Panceor is "zani" by the way.

[it was in an old notebook that i probably still have somewhere in my mum's house, rather than on the computer, where i would have been much more comfortable that people wouldn't come snooping. i actually remembered the word 'zani' for gay but not any of the colourful words i invented for such concepts as lesbians, penises, fucking, and other sexual things. i wanted whatever was on the previous page so i spent like half an hour trying to scrub over it in pen so that it'd be impossible to read what was under it. of course, i regretted it pretty much instantly because, let's be real, no-one wanted to read my notebook anyway and no-one ever did, and this is a fun area to invent words. i was like, 16? i'm not exactly sure but probably 2004, after joining the board. well aware of my sexual identity but still two years off from acknowledging and accepting it.]

kala nayo ke mila nya "kyosa'i" yohak
language 1SG.POSS TOP word for self-sex have-NEG
My lang doesn't have a word for masturbation.

eya etla heya
maybe P.4SG need
Maybe it's necessary...

sano wrote:kala nayo ke mila nya "kyosa'i" yohak
language 1SG.POSS TOP word for self-sex have-NEG
My lang doesn't have a word for masturbation.

eya etla heya
maybe P.4SG need
Maybe it's necessary...

Lorovge kelpet!
^{be_necessary-PRES always}
It's always necessary!

Măjimpavdä säl vorade nukkäsa
^{1SG-visit-PST-NEG this forum-ACC lately}
I've not visited this forum in a while

Wewkkem bak, dhen.
Welcome back then!