Don't even try, Helios.
Zompist is filled with the largest cunts I have ever seen in a forum. This entire forum is just a breeding pit for stupid fucks Dewrad.
Yes, it's full of cunts because that's the only way to keep the forum from drowning in idiocy.
Can't believe I'm replying here, but here goes:
A nooblang is a conlang created by a noob. You are a noob if you cannot yet produce a reasonable justification for the features of your language. What is a nooblang is, therefore, entirely contextual. The same language can be considered a nooblang or an acceptable conlang depending on the creator and the audience. For example an extensive, well thought out relex of English is impressive in many contexts, but not when you present it as a "new language" to people who have studied linguistics. A phoneme inventory that would be considered completely implausible on its own becomes fascinating when accompanied by a history of plausible sound changes.
But you aren't describing ones made that way on purpose.
Congratulations on displaying not the slightest bit of reading comprehension.
You probably won't die if you have some fucking patience
and maybe things would go smoothly. It's nowhere as annoying for me to not know enough to be uber-competent here or around any serious linguist or teach anybody , yet know enough to make people totally unaware of linguistics confused. I'm not asking for your sympathy for my situation, I'm just asking for you to realize that dealing with noobs on the board shouldn't be like nuking an island. I tried to learn (for once) AND YOU ASSHATS STILL FUCKING THINK THE BOARD FOLLOWS ELITIST POLICIES. Wasn't one of zompist's rules was to not pick on the noobs? Yes. It always was. I even posted a harmless thread about adding onto 'sniglets'.
You all still attacked me for the slightest fucking offense, and this was in Epherma.
If people like me somehow double in numbers, there would be 52 people who are noobs. Compare it to the 200+ experts. You don't care at all whether new people get interested in conlangs, you just want to be a condescending douche to everyone new here. The point of the board is for it to be a linguistic/conlang/conworld/anthropolgy fanatic (need better word) community.
I do admit stuff that's impossible as well as illogical (e.g. bilabial laterals) should be attacked, but even it wouldn't kill you to have some restraint.
Ya know what? It probably would, you are worse than Dewrad and Drydic Guy combined.