Game: Let's Reform English

[StrangerCoug]

1. Retroactively corrected a word-final /e/ that didn't get raised to /i/ (my bad ).
2. /ɹ/ /ɻ/
3. Word-initial or intervocalic /w/ /v/
4. The only remaining final stop in the sample has debucallized to /ʔ/, following the same pattern as the fricatives.

/ˈʂovauh da ˈʃeʃi ba da ˈjonesar ˈstih, ˈɡaɦɻainah as ˈaul ˈlaiɦlar xar bəˈna na ˈaɦɻaiʃeɦ ˈfɻauh au ˈpʰiɦla ba ˈkʰaɭa, ˈapʰaiɮi ˈblah ˈpʰiɦla. da ˈɻefaɦlah ˈvar ˈfaudar ver ˈaɦɻana ˈsʰaɮa ˈɬiɦɻi ˈepʰlesaɮi ˈɻaixanerda i da ˈkʰauhtasurna. ˈaʈʰa ˈɻinatʰahsana, ˈstis nar ˈlula ˈɡaɦɻainah ˈainatʰar ˈxɻah ˈlaur nar ˈʃehʃa ˈɻeh ˈfɻama ˈfɻirmana, ˈaʃi na ˈaiɻa ba ˈves ˈamaiɻana ˈtʰaiɻaɻerma dah var ˈirar, ˈavaisar, nar ˈsauter ˈpʰɻafarisar bi ˈlau ˈeɦɻaurmanah ˈesailfa. ˈvau ˈxauɖaɦ ˈjeɻar ˈaʈʰa ˈemaisafirna, ˈpʰlih ˈʃehʃa ˈdaɦ nar ˈfeɻaina ˈʈauʔ ˈfeɻa ˈxuʒeɦ au ˈmi, ˈvina, nar ˈʃʰelʲʃanʲa ˈaleh xu vɻa ˈpʰihfali ˈafili fɻa ˈixola ˈʈʰiɦmanah, ˈdenase, nar ˈidaverola ˈɻes. ˈtʰari, ˈpʰlih ˈaufaʃaɦ ˈsauter ˈxɻah, ˈpʰɻufel, nar ˈabuh ˈblah ˈpʰiɦla i ˈʃeʃeɦ ˈaul ˈuɦɻa da ˈnirna, kʰəˈnarevosi ta da ˈdesəpɻaɦɻaurneh ˈnaubɻa ba ˈblahsa nar ˈaʐa ˈmenauɻaser i ˈrilra nar ˈpʰɻernar i da ˈkʰauʈi dat ˈlir da ˈvɻalda i ˈekɻasirna... da ˈʃeʃi ba ˈblah ˈpʰiɦla i da ˈjonesar ˈstih er ˈpʰɻaxahsa ˈmutʰa ˈkʰwitasetli ˈamaiɻana ˈstauɻi ba ˈfɻirma nar ˈleɦɻasi./

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<Srowausr da ceci ba da Yonesarr Stis, gavrainas as aul laivlarr xarr bna na avraicev fraus au phivla ba khalra, apailli blax phivla. Da refavlax warr faudarr werr Avrana shalla lhivri ephlesalli raixanerrda i da Khaustasurrna. Aftra Rinastaxsana, stis narr lula gavrainas ainaxtarr xras laurr narr cefca res frama frirrmana, aci na aira ba wes amairana thairarerrma das warr irrarr, avaisarr, narr sauterr phrafarrisarr bi lau evraurrmanas esailfa. Wau xaudrazr jerarr aftra Emaisafirrna, phlis cexca daj narr feraina traudr fera xujej au mi, wina, narr chelycanya alex xu wra phisfali afili fra ixola trhizrmanasr, denase, narr idaverrola res. Tharri, phlis aufacaj sauterr xras, phrufel, narr abus blax phivla i cecej aul uvra da nirrna, khnarrevosi ta da despravraurrnes naubra ba blaxsa narr azra menauraserr i rrilrra narr phrerrnarr i da khautri dat lirr da wralda i ekrasirrna... da ceci ba blax phivla i da Yonesarr Stis err phraxafsa musta khwitasetli amairana stauri ba frirrma narr levrasi.>

[Travis B.]

1. Fixed mistakes I made before.

/ˈʂovauh da ˈʃeʃi ba da ˈjonesar ˈstih, ˈɡaɦɻainah as ˈaul ˈlaiɦlar xar bəˈna na ˈaɦɻaiʃeɦ ˈfɻauh au ˈpʰiɦla ba ˈkʰaɭa, ˈapʰaiɮi ˈblah ˈpʰiɦla. da ˈɻefaɦlah ˈvar ˈfaudar ver ˈaɦɻana ˈsʰaɮa ˈɬiɦɻi ˈepʰlesaɮi ˈɻaixanerda i da ˈkʰautʰasurna. ˈaʈʰa ˈɻinatʰahsana, ˈstih nar ˈlula ˈɡaɦɻainah ˈainatʰar ˈxɻah ˈlaur nar ˈʃehʃa ˈɻeh ˈfɻama ˈfɻirmana, ˈaʃi na ˈaiɻa ba ˈveh ˈamaiɻana ˈtʰaiɻaɻerma dah var ˈirar, ˈavaisar, nar ˈsauter ˈpʰɻafarisar bi ˈlau ˈeɦɻaurmanah ˈesailfa. ˈvau ˈxauɖaɦ ˈjeɻar ˈaʈʰa ˈemaisafirna, ˈpʰlih ˈʃehʃa ˈdaɦ nar ˈfeɻaina ˈʈauʔ ˈfeɻa ˈxuʒeɦ au ˈmi, ˈvina, nar ˈʃʰelʲʃanʲa ˈaleh xu vɻa ˈpʰihfali ˈafili fɻa ˈixola ˈʈʰiɦmanah, ˈdenase, nar ˈidaverola ˈɻes. ˈtʰari, ˈpʰlih ˈaufaʃaɦ ˈsauter ˈxɻah, ˈpʰɻufel, nar ˈabuh ˈblah ˈpʰiɦla i ˈʃeʃeɦ ˈaul ˈuɦɻa da ˈnirna, kʰəˈnarevosi ta da ˈdesəpɻaɦɻaurneh ˈnaubɻa ba ˈblahsa nar ˈaʐa ˈmenauɻaser i ˈrilra nar ˈpʰɻernar i da ˈkʰauʈi dat ˈlir da ˈvɻalda i ˈekɻasirna... da ˈʃeʃi ba ˈblah ˈpʰiɦla i da ˈjonesar ˈstih er ˈpʰɻaxahsa ˈmutʰa ˈkʰwitasetli ˈamaiɻana ˈstauɻi ba ˈfɻirma nar ˈleɦɻasi./

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<Srowausr da ceci ba da Yonesarr Stis, gavrainas as aul laivlarr xarr bna na avraicev fraus au phivla ba khalra, apailli blax phivla. Da refavlax warr faudarr werr Avrana shalla lhivri ephlesalli raixanerrda i da Khaustasurrna. Aftra Rinastaxsana, stis narr lula gavrainas ainaxtarr xras laurr narr cefca res frama frirrmana, aci na aira ba wes amairana thairarerrma das warr irrarr, avaisarr, narr sauterr phrafarrisarr bi lau evraurrmanas esailfa. Wau xaudrazr jerarr aftra Emaisafirrna, phlis cexca daj narr feraina traudr fera xujej au mi, wina, narr chelycanya alex xu wra phisfali afili fra ixola trhizrmanasr, denase, narr idaverrola res. Tharri, phlis aufacaj sauterr xras, phrufel, narr abus blax phivla i cecej aul uvra da nirrna, khnarrevosi ta da despravraurrnes naubra ba blaxsa narr azra menauraserr i rrilrra narr phrerrnarr i da khautri dat lirr da wralda i ekrasirrna... da ceci ba blax phivla i da Yonesarr Stis err phraxafsa musta khwitasetli amairana stauri ba frirrma narr levrasi.>

[Max1461]

1. Vɦ Vh > V̈
2. ʐ > ɻ
4. sʰ ʃʰ ʂʰ > h x x
3. Orthogrphy Change


/ˈʂoväü da ˈʃeʃi ba da ˈjonesar ˈstï, ˈɡäɻainä as ˈaul ˈläïlar xar bəˈna na ˈäɻaiʃë ˈfɻäü au ˈpʰïla ba ˈkʰaɭa, ˈapʰaiɮi ˈblä ˈpʰïla. da ˈɻefälä ˈvar ˈfaudar ver ˈäɻana ˈhaɮa ˈɬïɻi ˈepʰlesaɮi ˈɻaixanerda i da ˈkʰautʰasurna. ˈaʈʰa ˈɻinatʰäsana, ˈstï nar ˈlula ˈɡäɻainä ˈainatʰar ˈxɻä ˈlaur nar ˈʃëʃa ˈɻë ˈfɻama ˈfɻirmana, ˈaʃi na ˈaiɻa ba ˈvë ˈamaiɻana ˈtʰaiɻaɻerma dä var ˈirar, ˈavaisar, nar ˈsauter ˈpʰɻafarisar bi ˈlau ˈëɻaurmanä ˈesailfa. ˈvau ˈxauɖä ˈjeɻar ˈaʈʰa ˈemaisafirna, ˈpʰlï ˈʃëʃa ˈdä nar ˈfeɻaina ˈʈauʔ ˈfeɻa ˈxuʒë au ˈmi, ˈvina, nar ˈxelʲʃanʲa ˈalë xu vɻa ˈpʰïfali ˈafili fɻa ˈixola ˈʈʰïmanä, ˈdenase, nar ˈidaverola ˈɻes. ˈtʰari, ˈpʰlï ˈaufaʃä ˈsauter ˈxɻä, ˈpʰɻufel, nar ˈabü ˈblä ˈpʰïla i ˈʃeʃë ˈaul ˈüɻa da ˈnirna, kʰəˈnarevosi ta da ˈdesəpɻäɻaurnë ˈnaubɻa ba ˈbläsa nar ˈaɻa ˈmenauɻaser i ˈrilra nar ˈpʰɻernar i da ˈkʰauʈi dat ˈlir da ˈvɻalda i ˈekɻasirna... da ˈʃeʃi ba ˈblä ˈpʰïla i da ˈjonesar ˈstï er ˈpʰɻaxäsa ˈmutʰa ˈkʰwitasetli ˈamaiɻana ˈstauɻi ba ˈfɻirma nar ˈlëɻasi./

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<Srowaus da ceci ba da Yonesarr Stis, gavrainas ass aul laislarr xarr b'na na asraices fraus au phisla ba khalra, apailli blas phisla. Da refaslas warr faudarr werr Asrana halla lhivri ephlesalli raixanerrda i da Khaustasurrna. Aftra Rinastassana, stis narr lula gasrainas ainastarr xras laurr narr cesca res frama frirrmana, aci na aira ba wes amairana thairarerrma das warr irrarr, avaisarr, narr sauterr phrafarrisarr bi lau esraurrmanas esailfa. Wau xaudras jerarr aftra Emaisafirrna, phlis cesca daj narr feraina traudr fera xujej au mi, wina, narr xelycanya ales xu wra phisfali afili fra ixola trhismanas, denase, narr idaverrola res. Tharri, phlis aufacaj sauterr xras, phrufel, narr abus blas phisla i cecej aul usra da nirrna, khnarrevosi ta da desprasraurrnes naubra ba blassa narr ara menauraserr i rrilrra narr phrerrnarr i da khautri dat lirr da wralda i ekrasirrna... da ceci ba blas phisla i da Yonesarr Stis err phraxassa musta khwitasetli amairana stauri ba frirrma narr lesrasi.>

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1. sC Cʰ
2. Breathy-voiced vowels becomes low-pitched. An unmarked vowel is high-pitched.
3. Low-pitched vowel becomes falling contour after an aspirated plosive.
4. ɭ ɻ
5. u̯ v
6. v ∅ / _{f v}
7. ∅ ə / v_C{C #}
8. v f / _[-voice]
9. Mid vowels raise to close vowels before a close vowel in the following syllable. At this stage, only the last mid vowel before a close vowel changes; there is no chaining.
10. Minor orthography changes, including fixing mistakes, /st/ /tʰ/ <th>, and universalizing -s for low pitch.

/ˈʂovàv da ˈʃiʃi ba da ˈjonesar ˈtʰî, ˈɡàɻainà as ˈavəl ˈlàìlar xar bəˈna na ˈàɻaiʃè ˈfɻàv av ˈpʰîla ba ˈkʰaɻa, ˈapʰaiɮi ˈblà ˈpʰîla. da ˈɻefàlà ˈvar ˈfavdar ver ˈàɻana ˈhaɮa ˈɬìɻi ˈepʰlesaɮi ˈɻaixanerda i da ˈkʰaftʰasurna. ˈaʈʰa ˈɻinatʰâsana, ˈtʰî nar ˈlula ˈɡàɻainà ˈainatʰar ˈxɻà ˈlavər nar ˈʃèʃa ˈɻè ˈfɻama ˈfɻirmana, ˈaʃi na ˈaiɻa ba ˈvè ˈamaiɻana ˈtʰaiɻaɻerma dà var ˈirar, ˈavaisar, nar ˈsafter ˈpʰɻafarisar bi ˈlav ˈèɻavərmanà ˈesailfa. ˈvav ˈxavɖà ˈjeɻar ˈaʈʰa ˈemaisafirna, ˈpʰlì ˈʃèʃa ˈdà nar ˈfeɻaina ˈʈafʔ ˈfeɻa ˈxuʒè av ˈmi, ˈvina, nar ˈxelʲʃanʲa ˈalè xu vɻa ˈpʰîfali ˈafili fɻa ˈixola ˈʈʰîmanà, ˈdenase, nar ˈidaverola ˈɻè. ˈtʰari, ˈpʰlì ˈafaʃà ˈsafter ˈxɻà, ˈpʰɻufel, nar ˈabù ˈblà ˈpʰîla i ˈʃeʃè ˈavəl ˈùɻa da ˈnirna, kʰəˈnarevusi ta da ˈdesəpɻàɻavərnè ˈnavəbɻa ba ˈblàsa nar ˈaɻa ˈmenavɻaser i ˈrilra nar ˈpʰɻernar i da ˈkʰafʈi dat ˈlir da ˈvɻalda i ˈekɻasirna... da ˈʃiʃi ba ˈblà ˈpʰîla i da ˈjonesar ˈtʰî er ˈpʰɻaxàsa ˈmutʰa ˈkʰwitasitli ˈamaiɻana ˈtʰavɻi ba ˈfɻirma nar ˈlèɻasi./

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<Srowaus da ceci ba da Yonesarr This, gasrainas ass aul laislarr xarr bna na asraices fraus au phisla ba khara, apailli blas phisla. Da refaslas warr faudarr werr Asrana halla lhisri ephlesalli raixanerrda i da Khauthasurrna. Aftra Rinathassana, this narr lula gasrainas ainatharr xras laurr narr cesca res frama frirrmana, aci na aira ba wes amairana thairarerrma das warr irrarr, avaisarr, narr sauterr phrafarrisarr bi lau esraurrmanas esailfa. Wau xaudras yerarr aftra Emaisafirrna, phlis cesca das narr feraina trauk fera xujes au mi, wina, narr xelycanya ales xu wra phisfali afili fra ixola trhismanas, denase, narr idaverrola res. Tharri, phlis aufacas sauterr xras, phrufel, narr abus blas phisla i ceces aul usra da nirrna, khnarrevosi ta da desprasraurrnes naubra ba blassa narr ara menauraserr i rrilrra narr phrerrnarr i da khautri dat lirr da wralda i ekrasirrna... da ceci ba blas phisla i da Yonesarr This err phraxassa mutha khwitasetli Amairana thauri ba frirrma narr lesrasi.>

[StrangerCoug]

1. /pʰ tʰ ʈʰ kʰ ʃ ʒ/ /f θ ʂ x ɕ ʑ/
2. Palatalization is lost.
3. /e i/ /ø y/ after a labial consonant (/w/ counts).
4. Words that start with a vowel gain an epenthetic /ʔ/ before them.

/ˈʂovàv da ˈɕiɕi ba da ˈjonesar ˈθî, ˈɡàɻainà ʔas ˈʔavəl ˈlàìlar xar bəˈna na ˈʔàɻaiɕè ˈfɻàv ʔav ˈfŷla ba ˈxaɻa, ˈʔafaiɮi ˈblà ˈfŷla. da ˈɻefàlà ˈvar ˈfavdar vør ˈʔàɻana ˈhaɮa ˈɬìɻi ˈʔeflesaɮi ˈɻaixanerda ʔi da ˈxafθasurna. ˈʔaʂa ˈɻinaθâsana, ˈθî nar ˈlula ˈɡàɻainà ˈʔainaθar ˈxɻà ˈlavər nar ˈɕèɕa ˈɻè ˈfɻama ˈfɻirmana, ˈʔaɕi na ˈaiɻa ba ˈvø̀ ˈamaiɻana ˈθaiɻaɻerma dà var ˈʔirar, ˈʔavaisar, nar ˈsafter ˈfɻafarisar by ˈlav ˈʔèɻavərmanà ˈʔesailfa. ˈvav ˈxavɖà ˈjeɻar ˈʔaʂa ˈʔemaisafyrna, ˈflì ˈɕèɕa ˈdà nar ˈføɻaina ˈʈafʔ ˈføɻa ˈxuʑè ʔav ˈmy, ˈvyna, nar ˈxelɕana ˈʔalè xu vɻa ˈfŷfali ˈʔafyli fɻa ˈʔixola ˈʂŷmanà, ˈdenase, nar ˈʔidavørola ˈɻè. ˈθari, ˈflì ˈafaɕà ˈsafter ˈxɻà, ˈfɻuføl, nar ˈʔabù ˈblà ˈfŷla ʔi ˈɕeɕè ˈʔavəl ˈùɻa da ˈnirna, xəˈnarevusi ta da ˈdesəpɻàɻavərnè ˈnavəbɻa ba ˈblàsa nar ˈʔaɻa ˈmønavɻaser ʔi ˈrilra nar ˈfɻernar ʔi da ˈxafʈi dat ˈlir da ˈvɻalda ʔi ˈekɻasirna... da ˈɕiɕi ba ˈblà ˈfŷla ʔi da ˈjonesar ˈθî ʔer ˈfɻaxàsa ˈmuθa ˈxwytasitli ˈʔamaiɻana ˈθavɻi ba ˈfɻirma nar ˈlèɻasi./

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<Srowaus da ceci ba da Yonesarr This, gasrainas ass aul laislarr xarr bna na asraices fraus au phisla ba khara, apailli blas phisla. Da refaslas warr faudarr werr Asrana halla lhisri ephlesalli raixanerrda i da Khauthasurrna. Aftra Rinathassana, this narr lula gasrainas ainatharr xras laurr narr cesca res frama frirrmana, aci na aira ba wes amairana thairarerrma das warr irrarr, avaisarr, narr sauterr phrafarrisarr bi lau esraurrmanas esailfa. Wau xaudras yerarr aftra Emaisafirrna, phlis cesca das narr feraina trauk fera xujes au mi, wina, narr xelycanya ales xu wra phisfali afili fra ixola trhismanas, denase, narr idaverrola res. Tharri, phlis aufacas sauterr xras, phrufel, narr abus blas phisla i ceces aul usra da nirrna, khnarrevosi ta da desprasraurrnes naubra ba blassa narr ara menauraserr i rrilrra narr phrerrnarr i da khautri dat lirr da wralda i ekrasirrna... da ceci ba blas phisla i da Yonesarr This err phraxassa mutha khwitasetli Amairana thauri ba frirrma narr lesrasi.>

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1. ɻ j / unless there's a retroflex elsewhere in the word (to my knowledge the condition does not occur in this sample) - retroflex/palatal harmony!
2. j ∅ / C_i
3. i̯ ∅ / _[+palatal]
4. l ɬ / [+obstruent, -voice]_
5. l ɮ / [+obstruent, +voice]_
6. [+obstruent] ∅ / _[+lateral]
7. [+round, +back] harmonizes to [+round, +front] in the same word.

/ˈʂovàv da ˈɕiɕi ba da ˈjonesar ˈθî, ˈɡàjainà ʔas ˈʔavəl ˈlàìlar xar bəˈna na ˈʔàjaɕè ˈfjàv ʔav ˈfŷla ba ˈxaja, ˈʔafaiɮi ˈɮà ˈfŷla. da ˈjefàlà ˈvar ˈfavdar vør ˈʔàjana ˈhaɮa ˈɬìji ˈʔeɬesaɮi ˈjaixanerda ʔi da ˈxafθasurna. ˈʔaʂa ˈjinaθâsana, ˈθî nar ˈlula ˈɡàjainà ˈʔainaθar ˈxjà ˈlavər nar ˈɕèɕa ˈjè ˈfjama ˈfirmana, ˈʔaɕi na ˈaja ba ˈvø̀ ˈamajana ˈθajajerma dà var ˈʔirar, ˈʔavaisar, nar ˈsafter ˈfjafarisar by ˈlav ˈʔèjavərmanà ˈʔesailfa. ˈvav ˈxavɖà ˈjejar ˈʔaʂa ˈʔemaisafyrna, ˈɬì ˈɕèɕa ˈdà nar ˈføjaina ˈʈafʔ ˈføja ˈxuʑè ʔav ˈmy, ˈvyna, nar ˈxelɕana ˈʔalè xu vja ˈfŷfali ˈʔafyli fja ˈʔixola ˈʂŷmanà, ˈdenase, nar ˈʔidavørøla ˈjè. ˈθari, ˈɬì ˈafaɕà ˈsafter ˈxjà, ˈfjyføl, nar ˈʔabù ˈɮà ˈfŷla ʔi ˈɕeɕè ˈʔavəl ˈùja da ˈnirna, xəˈnarevusi ta da ˈdesəpjàjavərnè ˈnavəbja ba ˈɮàsa nar ˈʔaja ˈmønavjaser ʔi ˈrilra nar ˈfjernar ʔi da ˈxafʈi dat ˈlir da ˈvjalda ʔi ˈekjasirna... da ˈɕiɕi ba ˈɮà ˈfŷla ʔi da ˈjonesar ˈθî ʔer ˈfjaxàsa ˈmuθa ˈxwytasiɬi ˈʔamajana ˈθavi ba ˈfirma nar ˈlèjasi./

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<Srowaus da ceci ba da Yonesarr This, gasrainas ass aul laislarr xarr bna na asraices fraus au phisla ba khara, apailli blas phisla. Da refaslas warr faudarr werr Asrana halla lhisri ephlesalli raixanerrda i da Khauthasurrna. Aftra Rinathassana, this narr lula gasrainas ainatharr xras laurr narr cesca res frama frirrmana, aci na aira ba wes amairana thairarerrma das warr irrarr, avaisarr, narr sauterr phrafarrisarr bi lau esraurrmanas esailfa. Wau xaudras yerarr aftra Emaisafirrna, phlis cesca das narr feraina trauk fera xujes au mi, wina, narr xelycanya ales xu wra phisfali afili fra ixola trhismanas, denase, narr idaverrola res. Tharri, phlis aufacas sauterr xras, phrufel, narr abus blas phisla i ceces aul usra da nirrna, khnarrevosi ta da desprasraurrnes naubra ba blassa narr ara menauraserr i rrilrra narr phrerrnarr i da khautri dat lirr da wralda i ekrasirrna... da ceci ba blas phisla i da Yonesarr This err phraxassa mutha khwitasetli Amairana thauri ba frirrma narr lesrasi.>

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1. /r/ /ʀ/
2. /ʔ v ʀ/ /∅ f χ/ word-finally. (The last one should remain uvular and not shift to velar, at least not yet, but I don't want to mix IPA and X-SAMPA.)
3. The stress accent is lost, leaving the existing pitch accent.

/ʂovàf da ɕiɕi ba da jonesaχ θî, ɡàjainà ʔas ʔavəl làìlaχ xaχ bəna na ʔàjaɕè fjàf ʔav fŷla ba xaja, ʔafaiɮi ɮà fŷla. da jefàlà vaχ favdaχ vøχ ʔàjana haɮa ɬìji ʔeɬesaɮi jaixaneʀda ʔi da xafθasuʀna. ʔaʂa jinaθâsana, θî naχ lula ɡàjainà ʔainaθaχ xjà lavəχ naχ ɕèɕa jè fjama fiʀmana, ʔaɕi na aja ba vø̀ amajana θajajeʀma dà vaχ ʔiʀaχ, ʔavaisaχ, naχ safteχ fjafaʀisaχ by lav ʔèjavəʀmanà ʔesailfa. vav xavɖà jejaχ ʔaʂa ʔemaisafyʀna, ɬì ɕèɕa dà naχ føjaina ʈaf føja xuʑè ʔav my, vyna, naχ xelɕana ʔalè xu vja fŷfali ʔafyli fja ʔixola ʂŷmanà, denase, naχ ʔidavøʀøla jè. θaʀi, ɬì afaɕà safteχ xjà, fjyføl, naχ ʔabù ɮà fŷla ʔi ɕeɕè ʔavəl ùja da niʀna, xənaʀevusi ta da desəpjàjavəʀnè navəbja ba ɮàsa naχ ʔaja mønavjaseχ ʔi ʀilʀa naχ fjeʀnaχ ʔi da xafʈi dat liχ da vjalda ʔi ekjasiʀna... da ɕiɕi ba ɮà fŷla ʔi da jonesaχ θî ʔeχ fjaxàsa muθa xwytasiɬi ʔamajana θavi ba fiʀma naχ lèjasi./

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<Srowaus da ceci ba da Yonesarr This, gasrainas ass aul laislarr xarr bna na asraices fraus au phisla ba khara, apailli blas phisla. Da refaslas warr faudarr werr Asrana halla lhisri ephlesalli raixanerrda i da Khauthasurrna. Aftra Rinathassana, this narr lula gasrainas ainatharr xras laurr narr cesca res frama frirrmana, aci na aira ba wes amairana thairarerrma das warr irrarr, avaisarr, narr sauterr phrafarrisarr bi lau esraurrmanas esailfa. Wau xaudras yerarr aftra Emaisafirrna, phlis cesca das narr feraina trauk fera xujes au mi, wina, narr xelycanya ales xu wra phisfali afili fra ixola trhismanas, denase, narr idaverrola res. Tharri, phlis aufacas sauterr xras, phrufel, narr abus blas phisla i ceces aul usra da nirrna, khnarrevosi ta da desprasraurrnes naubra ba blassa narr ara menauraserr i rrilrra narr phrerrnarr i da khautri dat lirr da wralda i ekrasirrna... da ceci ba blas phisla i da Yonesarr This err phraxassa mutha khwitasetli Amairana thauri ba frirrma narr lesrasi.>

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1. Post-i palatalization for coronals and /x/.
   1. l ɬ ɮ ʎ ɬʲ ɮʲ / i_
   2. [+coronal, +nasal] ɲ / i_
   3. [+sibilant], x ɕ / i_
2. i ∅ / a_
3. j lost between identical vowels.
4. Any vowel contour is considered long.
5. n ɴ / [+uvular]_

/ʂovàf da ɕiɕi ba da jonesaχ θîː, ɡǎːɲà ʔas ʔavəl làʎaχ xaχ bəna na ʔǎːɕè fjàf ʔav fŷːla ba xaː, ʔafaɮʲi ɮà fŷːla. da jefàlà vaχ favdaχ vøχ ʔǎːna haɮa ɬǐː ʔeɬesaɮi jaɕaneʀda ʔi da xafθasuʀɴa. ʔaʂa jiɲaθâːsana, θîː naχ lula ɡǎːɲà ʔaɲaθaχ xjà lavəχ naχ ɕèɕa jè fjama fiʀmana, ʔaɕi na aː ba vø̀ amaːna θaːjeʀma dà vaχ ʔiʀaχ, ʔavaɕaχ, naχ safteχ fjafaʀiɕaχ by lav ʔèjavəʀmanà ʔesaʎfa. vav xavɖà jejaχ ʔaʂa ʔemaɕafyʀɴa, ɬì ɕèɕa dà naχ føjaɲa ʈaf føja xuʑè ʔav my, vyna, naχ xelɕana ʔalè xu vja fŷːfali ʔafyli fja ʔiɕola ʂŷːmanà, denase, naχ ʔidavøʀøla jè. θaʀi, ɬì afaɕà safteχ xjà, fjyføl, naχ ʔabù ɮà fŷːla ʔi ɕeɕè ʔavəl ùja da niʀɴa, xənaʀevusi ta da desəpjǎːvəʀɴè navəbja ba ɮàsa naχ ʔaː mønavjaseχ ʔi ʀiʎʀa naχ fjeʀɴaχ ʔi da xafʈi dat liχ da vjalda ʔi ekjasiʀɴa... da ɕiɕi ba ɮà fŷːla ʔi da jonesaχ θîː ʔeχ fjaxàsa muθa xwytasiɬʲi ʔamaːna θavi ba fiʀma naχ lèjasi./

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<Srowaus da ceci ba da Yonesarr This, gasrainas ass aul laislarr xarr bna na asraices fraus au phisla ba khara, apailli blas phisla. Da refaslas warr faudarr werr Asrana halla lhisri ephlesalli raixanerrda i da Khauthasurrna. Aftra Rinathassana, this narr lula gasrainas ainatharr xras laurr narr cesca res frama frirrmana, aci na aira ba wes amairana thairarerrma das warr irrarr, avaisarr, narr sauterr phrafarrisarr bi lau esraurrmanas esailfa. Wau xaudras yerarr aftra Emaisafirrna, phlis cesca das narr feraina trauk fera xujes au mi, wina, narr xelycanya ales xu wra phisfali afili fra ixola trhismanas, denase, narr idaverrola res. Tharri, phlis aufacas sauterr xras, phrufel, narr abus blas phisla i ceces aul usra da nirrna, khnarrevosi ta da desprasraurrnes naubra ba blassa narr ara menauraserr i rrilrra narr phrerrnarr i da khautri dat lirr da wralda i ekrasirrna... da ceci ba blas phisla i da Yonesarr This err phraxassa mutha khwitasetli Amairana thauri ba frirrma narr lesrasi.>

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1. Retroactively fixed a few mistakes (again, my bad )
2. /j w/ turns into palatalization and labialization respectively of the preceding consonant before a vowel.
3. kʲ xʲ xʷ c ç ʍ
4. The orthography is reformed to be somewhat more consistent, especially as regards vowels.

/ʂovàf da ɕiɕi ba da jonesaχ θîː, ɡǎːɲà ʔas ʔavəl làʎaχ xaχ bəna na ʔǎːɕè fʲàf ʔav fŷːla ba xaː, ʔafaɮʲi ɮà fŷːla. da jefàlà vaχ favdaχ vøχ ʔǎːna haɮa ɬǐː ʔeɬesaɮi jaɕaneʀda ʔi da xafθasuʀɴa. ʔaʂa jiɲaθâːsana, θîː naχ lula ɡǎːɲà ʔaɲaθaχ çà lavəχ naχ ɕèɕa jè fʲama fiʀmana, ʔaɕi na ʔaː ba vø̀ ʔamaːna θaːjeʀma dà vaχ ʔiʀaχ, ʔavaɕaχ, naχ safteχ fʲafaʀiɕaχ by lav ʔèjavəʀmanà ʔesaʎfa. vav xavɖà jejaχ ʔaʂa ʔemaɕafyʀɴa, ɬì ɕèɕa dà naχ føjaɲa ʈaf føja xuʑè ʔav my, vyna, naχ xelɕana ʔalè xu vʲa fŷːfali ʔafyli fʲa ʔiɕola ʂîːmanà, denase, naχ ʔidavøʀøla jè. θaʀi, ɬì afaɕà safteχ çà, fʲyføl, naχ ʔabù ɮà fŷːla ʔi ɕeɕè ʔavəl ùja da niʀɴa, xənaʀevusi ta da desəpjǎːvəʀɴè navəbja ba ɮàsa naχ ʔaː mønavjaseχ ʔi ʀiʎʀa naχ fʲeʀɴaχ ʔi da xafʈi dat liχ da vʲalda ʔi ecasiʀɴa... da ɕiɕi ba ɮà fŷːla ʔi da jonesaχ θîː ʔeχ fjaxàsa muθa ʍytasiɬʲi ʔamaːna θavi ba fiʀma naχ lèjasi./

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<Srowaws da cici ba da Yonesarr Thís, gányas ass awl lalyarr xarr bna na áces fyaws aw phűsla ba khá, apallyi llas phűsla. Da yefaslas warr fawdarr wörr Ána halla lhís ephlesalli yacanerrda i da Khawthasurrna. Asra Yinyathássana, thís narr lula gányas anyatharr xyas lawrr narr cesca yes fyama firrmana, aci na á ba wös amána tháyerrma das warr irrarr, avacarr, narr sawterr phyafarricarr bü law esyawrrmanas esalyfa. Waw xawdras yeyarr asra Emacafürrna, lhis cesca das narr föyanya traw föya xujes aw mü, wüna, narr xelcana ales xu wya phűsfali afüli fya icola srísmanas, denase, narr idavörröla jes. Tharri, lhis afacas sawterr xyas, phjüföl, narr abus llas phűsla i ceces awl uja da nirrna, khnarrevusi ta da despjáwrrnes nawbya ba llassa narr á mönawjaserr i rrilyrra narr phyerrnarr i da khawtri dat lirr da wjalda i ecasirrna... da cici ba llas phűsla i da Yonesarr Thís err phjaxassa mutha khwütasilhyi Amána thawi ba firrma narr lejasi.>

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/ðɪs fə.ˈdɔː.rə ˈaɪ ˈwer ˈsoʊ ˈpraʊd.li ə.ˈpɑːn ˈmaɪ ˈhed z ˈmɔːr ðən dʒəst ə ˈpiːs əv ˈklæ.si ˈhedwer, ˈɪt ˈsɪm.bə.ˌlaɪ.zəz ˈmaɪ ˌɪn.ˈte.lə.dʒəns ənd en.ˈlaɪ.tən.mənt. ˌɪn.ˈte.lə.dʒəns bɪˈstoʊd ə.ˈpɑːn ˈmaɪ baɪ ˈmaɪ ˈhɑːrd ˈwɝːk ənd ˈstʌ.di.ɪŋ, ˈnɑːt baɪ səm ˈfoʊ.ni ˈɡɑːdz ˈbles.ɪŋ. en.ˈlaɪ.tən.mənt ˈbrɔːt ɑːn baɪ ˈkɑː.mən ˈsens ənd ˈnɑːt ˈlɪs.n̩.ɪŋ tə ˈhwət səˈsaɪəti ˈtelz ˈmiː. də ˈnɑːt ˈlɪsn̩ tə ðə ˈʃiːpl̩ əv ðɪs ˈwɝːld, ðər z ˈnoʊ ˈɒlnoʊɪŋ, ˈɔːlˈpaʊərfəl ˈɡɑːd ðət kriˈeɪtəd ˈevriθɪŋ, wi ˈmeɪd ˈhwət wi həv təˈdeɪ. ˈmɑːdərn ˌkrɪstʃiˈænəti həz ˈoʊnli ɪgˈzɪstəd fər ˈfɔːr ˈθaʊzn̩d ˈjɪr̩z, weˈræz ðə ˈɝːθ həz ˈbɪn əˈraʊnd fər ˈoʊvə ˈtuː ˈmɪljən ˈjɪr̩z. ˈkrɪstʃənz ˈkleɪm ðət ɪn ˈɔːrdər tə ˈentər ði ˈæftərˌlaɪf ənd əˈsend tə ˈhevn̩, wi ˈniːd tə ˈwɝːʃəp ˈaʊər ˈlɔːrd ənd ˈseɪvjər ˌdʒiːzəs ˈkraɪst, ənd ˈɡoʊ tə ˈtʃɝːtʃ ˈevri ˈsʌndeɪ, ðə ˈsæbəθ, ɔːr ˈhoʊli ˈdeɪ. ˈɪf ðət s tə bəˈliːvd, ər wi ˈment tə bəˈliːv ðət ˈɑːnəst, ˈkerɪŋ, ˈdʒenjəwənli ˈɡʊd ˈpiːpl̩ ˈsətʃ əz məˈhɑːtmə ˈɡɑːndi ər ˈrɑːtɪŋ ɪn ˈhel fər ˈnɑːt ˈwɝːʃəpɪŋ ˈsəˌmwənz ˌɪˈmædʒəˌneri ˈfrend? ɪkˈspleɪn ðɪs, ˈkrɪstʃənz. ðə ˈveri ˈθɔːt əv ðət ˈmeɪks ˈmiː ˈsɪk. ˈhaʊ kən ju bəˈliːv ðɪs ˈkaɪnd əv ˈɡɑːrbɪdʒ? ˈhaʊ kən ˈeniwʌn? ˈweɪk ʌp, ˈpiːpl̩. ˈɪf ju ˈlaɪk ˈriːdɪŋ ˈbʊks, riːd ˈsʌmθɪŋ baɪ ern̩ ˈrænd, ˈnɑːt ðə ˈbaɪbl̩.
ˈɒlsoʊ, hɪərz ə ˈfækt fər ju: ðə ˈbaɪbl̩ ðə ðə ˌbestˈselɪŋ ˈfɪkʃn̩ ˈbʊk əv ˈɒl ˈtaɪm, wɪθ ˈθaʊzəndz əv ˈdɪfərənt ˈvɝːʒənz əv ˈɪt ɪn ˈhʌndrədz əv ˈdɪfərənt ˈlæŋɡwədʒəz. ðɪs ˈwɝːk əv ˈfɪkʃn̩ sərˈpæsəz ðət əv ˈdʒeɪ. ˈkeɪ. ˈrəʊlɪŋ, ˈsiː. ˈes. ˈes. ˈluːɪs ənd ˈdʒeɪ. ˈɑːr. ˈɑːr. ˈtɒlkiːn kəmˈbaɪnd. əˈstaʊndɪŋ, ˈɪzənt ˈɪt./

<This fedora I wear so proudly upon my head is more than just a piece of classy headwear, it symbolizes my intelligence and enlightenment. Intelligence bestowed upon my by my hard work and studying, not by some phony god's blessing. Enlightenment brought on by common sense and not listening to what society tells me. Do not listen to the sheeple of this world, there is no all-knowing, all-powerful god that created everything, we MADE what we have today. Modern Christianity has only existed for four thousand years, whereas the Earth has been around for over two million years. Christians claim that in order to enter the afterlife and ascend to Heaven, we need to worship "our lord and savior Jesus Christ", and go to church every Sunday, the Sabbath, or "holy day". If that is to believed, are we meant to believe that honest, caring, genuinely good people such as Mahatma Ghandi are rotting in Hell for not worshiping someone's imaginary friend? Explain this, Christians. The very thought of that makes me sick. How can you believe this kind of garbage? How can anyone? Wake up, people. If you like reading books, read something by Aryn Rand, not the Bible.
Also, here's a fact for you: The Bible the the best-selling fiction book of all time, with thousands of different versions of it in hundreds of different languages. This work of fiction surpasses that of J. K. Rowling, C. S. S. Lewis and J. R. R. Tolkien combined. Astounding, isn't it.>

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/ðɪs fə.ˈdo.rə ˈiˈwer ˈsʌu ˈpruɑd.li ə.ˈpuɑn ˈmiˈhed z ˈmor ðən dʒəst ə ˈpəis əv ˈklæ.si ˈhedwer, ˈɪt ˈsɪm.bə.ˌli.zəz ˈmiˌɪn.ˈte.lə.dʒəns ənd en.ˈli.tən.mənt. ˌɪn.ˈte.lə.dʒəns bɪˈstʌud ə.ˈpuɑn ˈmibiˈmiˈhuɑrd ˈwɝːk ənd ˈstʌ.di.ɪŋ, ˈnuɑt bisəm ˈfʌu.ni ˈɡuɑdz ˈbles.ɪŋ. en.ˈli.tən.mənt ˈbrot uɑn biˈkuɑ.mən ˈsens ənd ˈnuɑt ˈlɪs.a.ɪŋ tə ˈhwət səˈsiəti ˈtelz ˈməi. də ˈnuɑt ˈlɪsa tə ðə ˈʃəipa əv ðɪs ˈwɝːld, ðər z ˈnʌu ˈɒlnʌuɪŋ, ˈolˈpuɑərfəl ˈɡuɑd ðət kriˈəitəd ˈevriθɪŋ, wi ˈməid ˈhwət wi həv təˈdəi. ˈmuɑdərn ˌkrɪstʃiˈænəti həz ˈʌunli ɪgˈzɪstəd fər ˈfor ˈθuɑzad ˈjɪaz, weˈræz ðə ˈɝːθ həz ˈbɪn əˈruɑnd fər ˈʌuvə ˈtu ˈmɪljən ˈjɪaz. ˈkrɪstʃənz ˈkləim ðət ɪn ˈordər tə ˈentər ði ˈæftərˌlif ənd əˈsend tə ˈheva, wi ˈnəid tə ˈwɝːʃəp ˈuɑər ˈlord ənd ˈsəivjər ˌdʒəizəs ˈkrist, ənd ˈɡʌu tə ˈtʃɝːtʃ ˈevri ˈsʌndəi, ðə ˈsæbəθ, or ˈhʌuli ˈdəi. ˈɪf ðət s tə bəˈləivd, ər wi ˈment tə bəˈləiv ðət ˈuɑnəst, ˈkerɪŋ, ˈdʒenjəwənli ˈɡʊd ˈpəipa ˈsətʃ əz məˈhuɑtmə ˈɡuɑndi ər ˈruɑtɪŋ ɪn ˈhel fər ˈnuɑt ˈwɝːʃəpɪŋ ˈsəˌmwənz ˌɪˈmædʒəˌneri ˈfrend? ɪkˈspləin ðɪs, ˈkrɪstʃənz. ðə ˈveri ˈθot əv ðət ˈməiks ˈməi ˈsɪk. ˈhuɑ kən ju bəˈləiv ðɪs ˈkind əv ˈɡuɑrbɪdʒ? ˈhuɑ kən ˈeniwʌn? ˈwəik ʌp, ˈpəipa. ˈɪf ju ˈlik ˈrəidɪŋ ˈbʊks, rəid ˈsʌmθɪŋ biera ˈrænd, ˈnuɑt ðə ˈbiba.
ˈɒlsʌu, hɪərz ə ˈfækt fər ju: ðə ˈbiba ðə ðə ˌbestˈselɪŋ ˈfɪkʃa ˈbʊk əv ˈɒl ˈtim, wɪθ ˈθuɑzəndz əv ˈdɪfərənt ˈvɝːʒənz əv ˈɪt ɪn ˈhʌndrədz əv ˈdɪfərənt ˈlæŋɡwədʒəz. ðɪs ˈwɝːk əv ˈfɪkʃa sərˈpæsəz ðət əv ˈdʒəi. ˈkəi. ˈrəʊlɪŋ, ˈsəi. ˈes. ˈes. ˈluɪs ənd ˈdʒəi. ˈuɑr. ˈuɑr. ˈtɒlkəin kəmˈbind. əˈstuɑndɪŋ, ˈɪzənt ˈɪt./

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1. r ɹ
2. əɹ r̩ a
3. Rhotic vowels are lost except in a few mono- or disyllables, leaving behind long vowels (some small unstressed words aren't lengthened).
4. ɜː ɜɪ
5. ʌ ɜ / when not in the diphthong ʌu
6. ʊ ɒ ɔ
7. Length disappears.

/ðɪs fəˈdo.ɹə ˈiˈweɹ ˈsʌu ˈpɹuɑd.li əˈpuɑn ˈmiˈhed z ˈmoɹ ðən dʒəst ə ˈpəis əv ˈklæ.si ˈhedweɹ, ˈɪt ˈsɪm.bə.ˌli.zəz ˈmiˌɪnˈte.lə.dʒəns ənd enˈli.tən.mənt. ˌɪnˈte.lə.dʒəns bɪˈstʌud əˈpuɑn ˈmibiˈmiˈhuɑd ˈwɜɪk ənd ˈstɜ.di.ɪŋ, ˈnuɑt bisəm ˈfʌu.ni ˈɡuɑdz ˈbles.ɪŋ. enˈli.tən.mənt ˈbɹot uɑn biˈkuɑ.mən ˈsens ənd ˈnuɑt ˈlɪs.a.ɪŋ tə ˈhwət səˈsiəti ˈtelz ˈməi. də ˈnuɑt ˈlɪsa tə ðə ˈʃəipa əv ðɪs ˈwɜɪld, ða z ˈnʌu ˈɔlnʌuɪŋ, ˈolˈpuɑafəl ˈɡuɑd ðət kɹiˈəitəd ˈevɹiθɪŋ, wi ˈməid ˈhwət wi həv təˈdəi. ˈmuɑdan ˌkɹɪstʃiˈænəti həz ˈʌunli ɪgˈzɪstəd fa ˈfoɹ ˈθuɑzad ˈjɪaz, weˈɹæz ðə ˈɜɪθ həz ˈbɪn əˈɹuɑnd fa ˈʌuva ˈtu ˈmɪljən ˈjɪaz. ˈkɹɪstʃənz ˈkləim ðət ɪn ˈoda tə ˈenta ði ˈæftaˌlif ənd əˈsend tə ˈheva, wi ˈnəid tə ˈwɜɪʃəp ˈuɑa ˈlod ənd ˈsəivja ˌdʒəizəs ˈkɹist, ənd ˈɡʌu tə ˈtʃɜɪtʃ ˈevɹi ˈsɜndəi, ðə ˈsæbəθ, o ˈhʌuli ˈdəi. ˈɪf ðət s tə bəˈləivd, a wi ˈment tə bəˈləiv ðət ˈuɑnəst, ˈkeɹɪŋ, ˈdʒenjəwənli ˈɡɔd ˈpəipa ˈsətʃ əz məˈhuɑtmə ˈɡuɑndi a ˈɹuɑtɪŋ ɪn ˈhel fa ˈnuɑt ˈwɜɪʃəpɪŋ ˈsəˌmwənz ˌɪˈmædʒəˌneɹi ˈfɹend? ɪkˈspləin ðɪs, ˈkɹɪstʃənz. ðə ˈveɹi ˈθot əv ðət ˈməiks ˈməi ˈsɪk. ˈhuɑ kən ju bəˈləiv ðɪs ˈkind əv ˈɡuɑbɪdʒ? ˈhuɑ kən ˈeniwɜn? ˈwəik ɜp, ˈpəipa. ˈɪf ju ˈlik ˈɹəidɪŋ ˈbɔks, ɹəid ˈsɜmθɪŋ bieɹa ˈɹænd, ˈnuɑt ðə ˈbiba.
ˈɔlsʌu, hɪaz ə ˈfækt fa ju: ðə ˈbiba ðə ðə ˌbestˈselɪŋ ˈfɪkʃa ˈbɔk əv ˈɔl ˈtim, wɪθ ˈθuɑzəndz əv ˈdɪfaənt ˈvɜɪʒənz əv ˈɪt ɪn ˈhɜndɹədz əv ˈdɪfaənt ˈlæŋɡwədʒəz. ðɪs ˈwɜɪk əv ˈfɪkʃa saˈpæsəz ðət əv ˈdʒəi. ˈkəi. ˈɹəʊlɪŋ, ˈsəi. ˈes. ˈes. ˈluɪs ənd ˈdʒəi. ˈuɑ. ˈuɑ. ˈtɔlkəin kəmˈbind. əˈstuɑndɪŋ, ˈɪzənt ˈɪt./

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<This fedora I wear so proudly upon my head is more than just a piece of classy headwear, it symbolizes my intelligence and enlightenment. Intelligence bestowed upon my by my hard work and studying, not by some phony god's blessing. Enlightenment brought on by common sense and not listening to what society tells me. Do not listen to the sheeple of this world, there is no all-knowing, all-powerful god that created everything, we MADE what we have today. Modern Christianity has only existed for four thousand years, whereas the Earth has been around for over two million years. Christians claim that in order to enter the afterlife and ascend to Heaven, we need to worship "our lord and savior Jesus Christ", and go to church every Sunday, the Sabbath, or "holy day". If that is to believed, are we meant to believe that honest, caring, genuinely good people such as Mahatma Ghandi are rotting in Hell for not worshiping someone's imaginary friend? Explain this, Christians. The very thought of that makes me sick. How can you believe this kind of garbage? How can anyone? Wake up, people. If you like reading books, read something by Aryn Rand, not the Bible.
Also, here's a fact for you: The Bible the the best-selling fiction book of all time, with thousands of different versions of it in hundreds of different languages. This work of fiction surpasses that of J. K. Rowling, C. S. S. Lewis and J. R. R. Tolkien combined. Astounding, isn't it.>

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• Fixed the spacing and finished off the syllabification.
• <all> regularizes in pronunciation to /ɔl/.
• /m n ŋ/ nasalize the preceding vowel; word-finally or before a consonant, they then disappear.
• The last traces of syllable-final /ɹ/ disappear.
• Syllable-final /p t k/ no longer have an audible release.

/ðɪs fəˈdo.ɹə ˈi ˈwe ˈsʌu ˈpɹuɑd.li əˈpũɑ̃ ˈmi ˈhed z ˈmo ðən dʒəst̚ ə ˈpəis əv ˈklæ.si ˈhed.we, ˈɪt̚ ˈsɪ̃.bə.ˌli.zəz ˈmi ˌɪ̃ˈte.lə.dʒə̃s ə̃d ẽˈli.tə̃.mə̃t̚. ˌɪ̃ˈte.lə.dʒə̃s bɪˈstʌud əˈpũɑ̃ ˈmi bi ˈmi ˈhuɑd ˈwɜɪk̚ ə̃d ˈstɜ.di.ɪ̃, ˈnuɑt̚ bi sə̃ ˈfʌ̃ũ.ni ˈɡuɑdz ˈbles.ɪ̃. ẽˈli.tə̃.mə̃t̚ ˈbɹot̚ ũɑ̃ bi ˈkuɑ.mə̃ ˈsẽs ə̃d ˈnuɑt̚ ˈlɪs.a.ɪ̃ tə ˈhwət̚ səˈsiəti ˈtelz ˈməi. də ˈnuɑt̚ ˈlɪs.a tə ðə ˈʃəi.pa əv ðɪs ˈwɜɪld, ða z ˈnʌu ˈɔl.nʌu.ɪ̃, ˈɔl.ˈpuɑ.a.fəl ˈɡuɑd ðət̚ kɹi.ˈəi.təd ˈev.ɹi.θɪ̃, wi ˈməid ˈhwət̚ wi həv təˈdəi. ˈmuɑ.dã ˌkɹɪs.tʃi.ˈæ̃n.ə.ti həz ˈʌũ.li ɪg.ˈzɪst̚.əd fa ˈfo ˈθuɑ.zad ˈjɪaz, we.ˈɹæz ðə ˈɜɪθ həz ˈbɪ̃ ə.ˈɹuɑ̃d fa ˈʌu.va ˈtu ˈmɪl.jən ˈjɪaz. ˈkɹɪs.tʃə̃z ˈklə̃ĩ ðət̚ ɪ̃ ˈo.da tə ˈẽ.ta ði ˈæf.ta.ˌlif ə̃d ə.ˈsẽd tə ˈhe.va, wi ˈnəid tə ˈwɜɪ.ʃəp̚ ˈuɑ.a ˈlod ə̃d ˈsəi.vja ˌdʒəi.zəs ˈkɹist, ə̃d ˈɡʌu tə ˈtʃɜɪtʃ ˈev.ɹi ˈsɜ̃.dəi, ðə ˈsæb.əθ, o ˈhʌu.li ˈdəi. ˈɪf ðət̚ s tə bə.ˈləivd, a wi ˈmẽt̚ tə bə.ˈləiv ðət̚ ˈũɑ̃n.əst, ˈke.ɹɪ̃, ˈdʒẽ.jə.wə̃.li ˈɡɔd ˈpəi.pa ˈsətʃ əz mə.ˈhuɑt̚.mə ˈɡũɑ̃.di a ˈɹuɑt̚.ɪ̃ ɪn ˈhel fa ˈnuɑt̚ ˈwɜɪ.ʃəp̚.ɪ̃ ˈsəm.ˌwənz ˌɪ.ˈmæ.dʒə.ˌne.ɹi ˈfɹend? ɪk.ˈsplə̃ĩ ðɪs, ˈkɹɪs.tʃə̃z. ðə ˈve.ɹi ˈθot̚ əv ðət̚ ˈməiks ˈməi ˈsɪk̚. ˈhuɑ kə̃ ju bə.ˈləiv ðɪs ˈkĩd əv ˈɡuɑ.bɪdʒ? ˈhuɑ kə̃ ˈen.i.wɜn? ˈwəik̚ ɜp, ˈpəi.pa. ˈɪf ju ˈlik̚ ˈɹəid.ɪ̃ ˈbɔks, ɹəid ˈsɜm.θɪ̃ bi e.ɹa ˈɹæ̃d, ˈnuɑt̚ ðə ˈbi.ba.
ˈɔl.sʌu, hɪaz ə ˈfækt̚ fa ju: ðə ˈbi.ba ðə ðə ˌbest̚ ˈsel.ɪ̃ ˈfɪk̚.ʃa ˈbɔk̚ əv ˈɔl ˈtĩ, wɪθ ˈθuɑ.zə̃dz əv ˈdɪ.fa.ənt̚ ˈvɜɪ.ʒə̃z əv ˈɪt̚ ɪ̃ ˈhɜ̃d.ɹədz əv ˈdɪ.fa.ənt̚ ˈlæŋ.ɡwədʒ.əz. ðɪs ˈwɜɪk̚ əv ˈfɪk̚.ʃa sa.ˈpæs.əz ðət̚ əv ˈdʒəi. ˈkəi. ˈɹəʊlɪ̃, ˈsəi. ˈes. ˈes. ˈlu.ɪs ə̃d ˈdʒəi. ˈuɑ. ˈuɑ. ˈtɔl.kə̃ĩ kə̃.ˈbĩd. ə.ˈstũɑ̃d.ɪ̃, ˈɪz.ə̃t̚ ˈɪt̚./

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<This fedora I wear so proudly upon my head is more than just a piece of classy headwear, it symbolizes my intelligence and enlightenment. Intelligence bestowed upon my by my hard work and studying, not by some phony god's blessing. Enlightenment brought on by common sense and not listening to what society tells me. Do not listen to the sheeple of this world, there is no all-knowing, all-powerful god that created everything, we MADE what we have today. Modern Christianity has only existed for four thousand years, whereas the Earth has been around for over two million years. Christians claim that in order to enter the afterlife and ascend to Heaven, we need to worship "our lord and savior Jesus Christ", and go to church every Sunday, the Sabbath, or "holy day". If that is to believed, are we meant to believe that honest, caring, genuinely good people such as Mahatma Ghandi are rotting in Hell for not worshiping someone's imaginary friend? Explain this, Christians. The very thought of that makes me sick. How can you believe this kind of garbage? How can anyone? Wake up, people. If you like reading books, read something by Aryn Rand, not the Bible.
Also, here's a fact for you: The Bible the the best-selling fiction book of all time, with thousands of different versions of it in hundreds of different languages. This work of fiction surpasses that of J. K. Rowling, C. S. S. Lewis and J. R. R. Tolkien combined. Astounding, isn't it.>

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• Fixed some nasalization irregularities with the previous changes.

/ðɪs fəˈdo.ɹə ˈi ˈwe ˈsʌu ˈpɹuɑd.li əˈpũɑ̃ ˈmi ˈhed z ˈmo ðə̃ dʒəst̚ ə ˈpəis əv ˈklæ.si ˈhed.we, ˈɪt̚ ˈsɪ̃.bə.ˌli.zəz ˈmi ˌɪ̃ˈte.lə.dʒə̃s ə̃d ẽˈli.tə̃.mə̃t̚. ˌɪ̃ˈte.lə.dʒə̃s bɪˈstʌud əˈpũɑ̃ ˈmi bi ˈmi ˈhuɑd ˈwɜɪk̚ ə̃d ˈstɜ.di.ɪ̃, ˈnuɑt̚ bi sə̃ ˈfʌ̃ũ.ni ˈɡuɑdz ˈbles.ɪ̃. ẽˈli.tə̃.mə̃t̚ ˈbɹot̚ ũɑ̃ bi ˈkuɑ.mə̃ ˈsẽs ə̃d ˈnuɑt̚ ˈlɪs.a.ɪ̃ tə ˈhwət̚ səˈsiəti ˈtelz ˈməi. də ˈnuɑt̚ ˈlɪs.a tə ðə ˈʃəi.pa əv ðɪs ˈwɜɪld, ða z ˈnʌu ˈɔl.nʌu.ɪ̃, ˈɔl.ˈpuɑ.a.fəl ˈɡuɑd ðət̚ kɹi.ˈəi.təd ˈev.ɹi.θɪ̃, wi ˈməid ˈhwət̚ wi həv təˈdəi. ˈmuɑ.dã ˌkɹɪs.tʃi.ˈæ̃n.ə.ti həz ˈʌũ.li ɪg.ˈzɪst̚.əd fa ˈfo ˈθuɑ.zad ˈjɪaz, we.ˈɹæz ðə ˈɜɪθ həz ˈbɪ̃ ə.ˈɹuɑ̃d fa ˈʌu.va ˈtu ˈmɪl.jən ˈjɪaz. ˈkɹɪs.tʃə̃z ˈklə̃ĩ ðət̚ ɪ̃ ˈo.da tə ˈẽ.ta ði ˈæf.ta.ˌlif ə̃d ə.ˈsẽd tə ˈhe.va, wi ˈnəid tə ˈwɜɪ.ʃəp̚ ˈuɑ.a ˈlod ə̃d ˈsəi.vja ˌdʒəi.zəs ˈkɹist, ə̃d ˈɡʌu tə ˈtʃɜɪtʃ ˈev.ɹi ˈsɜ̃.dəi, ðə ˈsæb.əθ, o ˈhʌu.li ˈdəi. ˈɪf ðət̚ s tə bə.ˈləivd, a wi ˈmẽt̚ tə bə.ˈləiv ðət̚ ˈũɑ̃n.əst, ˈke.ɹɪ̃, ˈdʒẽ.jə.wə̃.li ˈɡɔd ˈpəi.pa ˈsətʃ əz mə.ˈhuɑt̚.mə ˈɡũɑ̃.di a ˈɹuɑt̚.ɪ̃ ɪn ˈhel fa ˈnuɑt̚ ˈwɜɪ.ʃəp̚.ɪ̃ ˈsə̃.ˌwə̃z ˌɪ.ˈmæ.dʒə.ˌne.ɹi ˈfɹẽd? ɪk.ˈsplə̃ĩ ðɪs, ˈkɹɪs.tʃə̃z. ðə ˈve.ɹi ˈθot̚ əv ðət̚ ˈməiks ˈməi ˈsɪk̚. ˈhuɑ kə̃ ju bə.ˈləiv ðɪs ˈkĩd əv ˈɡuɑ.bɪdʒ? ˈhuɑ kə̃ ˈen.i.wɜ̃? ˈwəik̚ ɜp, ˈpəi.pa. ˈɪf ju ˈlik̚ ˈɹəid.ɪ̃ ˈbɔks, ɹəid ˈsɜm.θɪ̃ bi e.ɹa ˈɹæ̃d, ˈnuɑt̚ ðə ˈbi.ba.
ˈɔl.sʌu, hɪaz ə ˈfækt̚ fa ju: ðə ˈbi.ba ðə ðə ˌbest̚ ˈsel.ɪ̃ ˈfɪk̚.ʃa ˈbɔk̚ əv ˈɔl ˈtĩ, wɪθ ˈθuɑ.zə̃dz əv ˈdɪ.fa.ə̃t̚ ˈvɜɪ.ʒə̃z əv ˈɪt̚ ɪ̃ ˈhɜ̃d.ɹədz əv ˈdɪ.fa.ə̃t̚ ˈlæ̃.ɡwədʒ.əz. ðɪs ˈwɜɪk̚ əv ˈfɪk̚.ʃa sa.ˈpæs.əz ðət̚ əv ˈdʒəi. ˈkəi. ˈɹəʊlɪ̃, ˈsəi. ˈes. ˈes. ˈlu.ɪs ə̃d ˈdʒəi. ˈuɑ. ˈuɑ. ˈtɔl.kə̃ĩ kə̃.ˈbĩd. ə.ˈstũɑ̃d.ɪ̃, ˈɪz.ə̃t̚ ˈɪt̚./

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<This fedora I wear so proudly upon my head is more than just a piece of classy headwear, it symbolizes my intelligence and enlightenment. Intelligence bestowed upon my by my hard work and studying, not by some phony god's blessing. Enlightenment brought on by common sense and not listening to what society tells me. Do not listen to the sheeple of this world, there is no all-knowing, all-powerful god that created everything, we MADE what we have today. Modern Christianity has only existed for four thousand years, whereas the Earth has been around for over two million years. Christians claim that in order to enter the afterlife and ascend to Heaven, we need to worship "our lord and savior Jesus Christ", and go to church every Sunday, the Sabbath, or "holy day". If that is to believed, are we meant to believe that honest, caring, genuinely good people such as Mahatma Ghandi are rotting in Hell for not worshiping someone's imaginary friend? Explain this, Christians. The very thought of that makes me sick. How can you believe this kind of garbage? How can anyone? Wake up, people. If you like reading books, read something by Aryn Rand, not the Bible.
Also, here's a fact for you: The Bible the the best-selling fiction book of all time, with thousands of different versions of it in hundreds of different languages. This work of fiction surpasses that of J. K. Rowling, C. S. S. Lewis and J. R. R. Tolkien combined. Astounding, isn't it.>

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ɪ̃ ĩ ũ ʊ̃ æ̃ > ẽ ẽ õ õ ã
2 ɪ ʊ > i u
b d merge with v ð, having the fricativs as allophones V_V.
pronouns become pro clitics, with appropriate orthography change.



/dis fəˈdo.ɹə iˈwe ˈsʌu ˈpɹuɑd.li əˈpõɑ̃ miˈhed z ˈmo də̃ dʒəst̚ ə ˈpəis əb ˈklæ.si ˈhed.we, ˈit̚ ˈsẽ.bə.ˌli.zəz miˌẽˈte.lə.dʒə̃s ə̃d ẽˈli.tə̃.mə̃t̚. ˌẽˈte.lə.dʒə̃s biˈstʌud əˈpõɑ̃ miˈbi miˈhuɑd ˈwɜik̚ ə̃d ˈstɜ.di.ẽ, ˈnuɑt̚ bi sə̃ ˈfʌ̃õ.ni ˈɡuɑdz ˈbles.ẽ. ẽˈli.tə̃.mə̃t̚ ˈbɹot̚ õɑ̃ bi ˈkuɑ.mə̃ ˈsẽs ə̃d ˈnuɑt̚ ˈlis.a.ẽ tə ˈhwət̚ səˈsiəti ˈtelz ˈməi. də ˈnuɑt̚ ˈlis.a tə də ˈʃəi.pa əb dis ˈwɜild, da z ˈnʌu ˈɔl.nʌu.ẽ, ˈɔl.ˈpuɑ.a.fəl ˈɡuɑd dət̚ kɹi.ˈəi.təd ˈeb.ɹi.θẽ, wi ˈməid ˈhwət̚ wi həb təˈdəi. ˈmuɑ.dã ˌkɹis.tʃi.ˈãn.ə.ti həz ˈʌõ.li ig.ˈzist̚.əd fa ˈfo ˈθuɑ.zad ˈjiaz, we.ˈɹæz də ˈɜiθ həz ˈbẽ ə.ˈɹuɑ̃d fa ˈʌu.ba ˈtu ˈmil.jən ˈjiaz. ˈkɹis.tʃə̃z ˈklə̃ẽ dət̚ ẽ ˈo.da tə ˈẽ.ta di ˈæf.ta.ˌlif ə̃d ə.ˈsẽd tə ˈhe.ba, wi ˈnəid tə ˈwɜi.ʃəp̚ ˈuɑ.a ˈlod ə̃d ˈsəi.bja ˌdʒəi.zəs ˈkɹist, ə̃d ˈɡʌu tə ˈtʃɜitʃ ˈeb.ɹi ˈsɜ̃.dəi, də ˈsæb.əθ, o ˈhʌu.li ˈdəi. ˈif dət̚ s tə bə.ˈləibd, a wi ˈmẽt̚ tə bə.ˈləib dət̚ ˈõɑ̃n.əst, ˈke.ɹẽ, ˈdʒẽ.jə.wə̃.li ˈɡɔd ˈpəi.pa ˈsətʃ əz mə.ˈhuɑt̚.mə ˈɡõɑ̃.di a ˈɹuɑt̚.ẽ in ˈhel fa ˈnuɑt̚ ˈwɜi.ʃəp̚.ẽ ˈsə̃.ˌwə̃z ˌi.ˈmæ.dʒə.ˌne.ɹi ˈfɹẽd? ik.ˈsplə̃ẽ dis, ˈkɹis.tʃə̃z. də ˈbe.ɹi ˈθot̚ əb dət̚ ˈməiks ˈməi ˈsik̚. ˈhuɑ kə̃ ju bə.ˈləib dis ˈkẽd əb ˈɡuɑ.bidʒ? ˈhuɑ kə̃ ˈen.i.wɜ̃? ˈwəik̚ ɜp, ˈpəi.pa. ˈif ju ˈlik̚ ˈɹəid.ẽ ˈbɔks, ɹəid ˈsɜm.θẽ bi e.ɹa ˈɹãd, ˈnuɑt̚ də ˈbi.ba.
ˈɔl.sʌu, hiaz ə ˈfækt̚ fa ju: də ˈbi.ba də də ˌbest̚ ˈsel.ẽ ˈfik̚.ʃa ˈbɔk̚ əb ˈɔl ˈtẽ, wiθ ˈθuɑ.zə̃dz əb ˈdi.fa.ə̃t̚ ˈbɜi.ʒə̃z əb ˈit̚ ẽ ˈhɜ̃d.ɹədz əb ˈdi.fa.ə̃t̚ ˈlã.ɡwədʒ.əz. dis ˈwɜik̚ əb ˈfik̚.ʃa sa.ˈpæs.əz dət̚ əb ˈdʒəi. ˈkəi. ˈɹəulẽ, ˈsəi. ˈes. ˈes. ˈlu.is ə̃d ˈdʒəi. ˈuɑ. ˈuɑ. ˈtɔl.kə̃ẽ kə̃.ˈbẽd. ə.ˈstõɑ̃d.ẽ, ˈiz.ə̃t̚ ˈit̚./

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<This fedora I'wear so proudly upon my'head is more than just a piece of classy headwear, it symbolizes my'intelligence and enlightenment. Intelligence bestowed upon my by my'hard work and studying, not by some phony god's blessing. Enlightenment brought on by common sense and not listening to what society tells me. Do not listen to the sheeple of this world, there is no all-knowing, all-powerful god that created everything, we'MADE what we'have today. Modern Christianity has only existed for four thousand years, whereas the Earth has been around for over two million years. Christians claim that in order to enter the afterlife and ascend to Heaven, we'need to worship "our'lord and savior Jesus Christ", and go to church every Sunday, the Sabbath, or "holy day". If that is to believed, are we'meant to believe that honest, caring, genuinely good people such as Mahatma Ghandi are rotting in Hell for not worshiping someone's imaginary friend? Explain this, Christians. The very thought of that makes me sick. How can you'believe this kind of garbage? How can anyone? Wake up, people. If you'like reading books, read something by Aryn Rand, not the Bible.
Also, here's a fact for you: The Bible the the best-selling fiction book of all time, with thousands of different versions of it in hundreds of different languages. This work of fiction surpasses that of J. K. Rowling, C. S. S. Lewis and J. R. R. Tolkien combined. Astounding, isn't it.>

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1. Put in a syllabification mark I missed.
2. /a æ ɑ/ all merge together as /a/, as does /ɑ̃/ with /ã/.
3. The first element of an opening diphthong becomes /w/ or /j/ depending on backness, as does the second element of a closing diphthong. The /jj/ that results in the sample has the first /j/ dissimilate to /ʝ/.
4. Hiatus is broken up by inserting /j/ between front vowels and /w/ between rounded vowels. Where one is front and the other is rounded, the vowel that comes second determines whether to add /j/ or /w/, between two vowels that are neither front nor rounded, /ʔ/ is inserted.

/dis fəˈdo.ɹə iˈwe ˈsʌw ˈpɹwad.li əˈpwã miˈhed z ˈmo də̃ dʒəst̚ ə ˈpəjs əb ˈkla.si ˈhed.we, ˈit̚ ˈsẽ.bə.ˌli.zəz miˌjẽˈte.lə.dʒə̃s ə̃d ẽˈli.tə̃.mə̃t̚. ˌẽˈte.lə.dʒə̃s biˈstʌwd əˈpwã miˈbi miˈhwad ˈwɜjk̚ ə̃d ˈstɜ.di.ẽ, ˈnwat̚ bi sə̃ ˈfʌ̃w.ni ˈɡwadz ˈbles.ẽ. ẽˈli.tə̃.mə̃t̚ ˈbɹot̚ wã bi ˈkwa.mə̃ ˈsẽs ə̃d ˈnwat̚ ˈlis.a.jẽ tə ˈhwət̚ səˈsjə.ti ˈtelz ˈməj. də ˈnwat̚ ˈlis.a tə də ˈʃəj.pa əb dis ˈwɜjld, da z ˈnʌw ˈɔl.nʌw.ẽ, ˈɔl.ˈpwa.ʔa.fəl ˈɡwad dət̚ kɹi.ˈəj.təd ˈeb.ɹi.θẽ, wi ˈməjd ˈhwət̚ wi həb təˈdəj. ˈmwa.dã ˌkɹis.tʃi.ˈãn.ə.ti həz ˈʌ̃w.li ig.ˈzist̚.əd fa ˈfo ˈθwa.zad ˈʝjaz, we.ˈɹaz də ˈɜjθ həz ˈbẽ ə.ˈɹwãd fa ˈʌw.ba ˈtu ˈmil.jən ˈʝjaz. ˈkɹis.tʃə̃z ˈklə̃j dət̚ ẽ ˈo.da tə ˈẽ.ta di ˈaf.ta.ˌlif ə̃d ə.ˈsẽd tə ˈhe.ba, wi ˈnəjd tə ˈwɜj.ʃəp̚ ˈwa.ʔa ˈlod ə̃d ˈsəj.bja ˌdʒəj.zəs ˈkɹist, ə̃d ˈɡʌw tə ˈtʃɜjtʃ ˈeb.ɹi ˈsɜ̃.dəj, də ˈsab.əθ, o ˈhʌw.li ˈdəj. ˈif dət̚ s tə bə.ˈləjbd, a wi ˈmẽt̚ tə bə.ˈləjb dət̚ ˈwãn.əst, ˈke.ɹẽ, ˈdʒẽ.jə.wə̃.li ˈɡɔd ˈpəj.pa ˈsətʃ əz mə.ˈhwat̚.mə ˈɡwã.di a ˈɹwat̚.ẽ in ˈhel fa ˈnwat̚ ˈwɜj.ʃəp̚.ẽ ˈsə̃.ˌwə̃z ˌi.ˈma.dʒə.ˌne.ɹi ˈfɹẽd? ik.ˈsplə̃j dis, ˈkɹis.tʃə̃z. də ˈbe.ɹi ˈθot̚ əb dət̚ ˈməjks ˈməj ˈsik̚. ˈhwa kə̃ ju bə.ˈləjb dis ˈkẽd əb ˈɡwa.bidʒ? ˈhwa kə̃ ˈen.i.wɜ̃? ˈwəjk̚ ɜp, ˈpəj.pa. ˈif ju ˈlik̚ ˈɹəjd.ẽ ˈbɔks, ɹəjd ˈsɜm.θẽ bi e.ɹa ˈɹãd, ˈnwat̚ də ˈbi.ba.
ˈɔl.sʌw, hjaz ə ˈfakt̚ fa ju: də ˈbi.ba də də ˌbest̚ ˈsel.ẽ ˈfik̚.ʃa ˈbɔk̚ əb ˈɔl ˈtẽ, wiθ ˈθwa.zə̃dz əb ˈdi.fa.ʔə̃t̚ ˈbɜj.ʒə̃z əb ˈit̚ ẽ ˈhɜ̃d.ɹədz əb ˈdi.fa.ʔə̃t̚ ˈlã.ɡwədʒ.əz. dis ˈwɜjk̚ əb ˈfik̚.ʃa sa.ˈpas.əz dət̚ əb ˈdʒəj. ˈkəj. ˈɹəulẽ, ˈsəj. ˈes. ˈes. ˈlu.jis ə̃d ˈdʒəj. ˈwa. ˈwa. ˈtɔl.kə̃j kə̃.ˈbẽd. ə.ˈstwãd.ẽ, ˈiz.ə̃t̚ ˈit̚./

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<This fedora I'wear so proudly upon my'head is more than just a piece of classy headwear, it symbolizes my'intelligence and enlightenment. Intelligence bestowed upon my by my'hard work and studying, not by some phony god's blessing. Enlightenment brought on by common sense and not listening to what society tells me. Do not listen to the sheeple of this world, there is no all-knowing, all-powerful god that created everything, we'MADE what we'have today. Modern Christianity has only existed for four thousand years, whereas the Earth has been around for over two million years. Christians claim that in order to enter the afterlife and ascend to Heaven, we'need to worship "our'lord and savior Jesus Christ", and go to church every Sunday, the Sabbath, or "holy day". If that is to believed, are we'meant to believe that honest, caring, genuinely good people such as Mahatma Ghandi are rotting in Hell for not worshiping someone's imaginary friend? Explain this, Christians. The very thought of that makes me sick. How can you'believe this kind of garbage? How can anyone? Wake up, people. If you'like reading books, read something by Aryn Rand, not the Bible.
Also, here's a fact for you: The Bible the the best-selling fiction book of all time, with thousands of different versions of it in hundreds of different languages. This work of fiction surpasses that of J. K. Rowling, C. S. S. Lewis and J. R. R. Tolkien combined. Astounding, isn't it.>

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1. a > æ, e > i, o > u, ʌ > ɑ, ɔ > ɒ, ɜ > ʌ, ã > ɑ̃, ə̃ > ɐ̃
2. Loss of vowel nasalization
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/dis fəˈdo.ɹə iˈwi ˈsɑw ˈpɹwæd.li əˈpwɑ miˈhid z ˈmu dɐ dʒəst̚ ə ˈpəjs əb ˈklæ.si ˈhid.wi, ˈit̚ ˈse.bə.ˌli.zəz miˌjeˈti.lə.dʒɐs ɐd eˈli.tɐ.mɐt̚. ˌeˈti.lə.dʒɐs biˈstɑwd əˈpwɐ miˈbi miˈhwæd ˈwʌjk̚ ɐd ˈstʌ.di.e, ˈnwæt̚ bi sɐ ˈfʌw.ni ˈɡwædz ˈblis.e. eˈli.tɐ.mɐt̚ ˈbɹut̚ wɑ bi ˈkwa.mɐ ˈses ɐd ˈnwæt̚ ˈlis.a.je tə ˈhwət̚ səˈsjə.ti ˈtilz ˈməj. də ˈnwæt̚ ˈlis.a tə də ˈʃəj.pa əb dis ˈwʌjld, dæ z ˈnɑw ˈɒl.nɑw.e, ˈɒl.ˈpwæ.ʔæ.fəl ˈɡwæd dət̚ kɹi.ˈəj.təd ˈib.ɹi.θe, wi ˈməjd ˈhwət̚ wi həb təˈdəj. ˈmwæ.dɑ ˌkɹis.tʃi.ˈɑn.ə.ti həz ˈʌw.li ig.ˈzist̚.əd fæ ˈfu ˈθwæ.zæd ˈʝjæz, wi.ˈɹæz də ˈʌjθ həz ˈbe ə.ˈɹwɑd fæ ˈɑw.bæ ˈtu ˈmil.jən ˈʝjæz. ˈkɹis.tʃɐz ˈklɐj dət̚ e ˈu.dæ tə ˈe.ta di ˈæf.tæ.ˌlif ɐd ə.ˈsed tə ˈhi.bæ, wi ˈnəjd tə ˈwʌj.ʃəp̚ ˈwæ.ʔæ ˈlud ɐd ˈsəj.bja ˌdʒəj.zəs ˈkɹist, ɐd ˈɡɑw tə ˈtʃʌjtʃ ˈib.ɹi ˈsɜ.dəj, də ˈsæb.əθ, o ˈhɑw.li ˈdəj. ˈif dət̚ s tə bə.ˈləjbd, a wi ˈmet̚ tə bə.ˈləjb dət̚ ˈwɑn.əst, ˈki.ɹe, ˈdʒe.jə.wɐ.li ˈɡɒd ˈpəj.pæ ˈsətʃ əz mə.ˈhwæt̚.mə ˈɡwɑ.di æ ˈɹwæt̚.e in ˈhil fæ ˈnwæt̚ ˈwʌj.ʃəp̚.e ˈsɐ.ˌwɐz ˌi.ˈmæ.dʒə.ˌni.ɹi ˈfɹed? ik.ˈsplɐj dis, ˈkɹis.tʃɐz. də ˈbi.ɹi ˈθut̚ əb dət̚ ˈməjks ˈməj ˈsik̚. ˈhwæ kɐ ju bə.ˈləjb dis ˈked əb ˈɡwæ.bidʒ? ˈhwæ kɐ ˈin.i.wɜ? ˈwəjk̚ ʌp, ˈpəj.pæ. ˈif ju ˈlik̚ ˈɹəjd.e ˈbɒks, ɹəjd ˈsʌm.θe bi i.ɹæ ˈɹɑd, ˈnwæt̚ də ˈbi.bæ.
ˈɒl.sɑw, hjæz ə ˈfækt̚ fæ ju: də ˈbi.bæ də də ˌbist̚ ˈsil.e ˈfik̚.ʃa ˈbɒk̚ əb ˈɒl ˈte, wiθ ˈθwæ.zɐdz əb ˈdi.fɑ.ʔɐt̚ ˈbʌj.ʒɐz əb ˈit̚ e ˈhɜd.ɹədz əb ˈdi.fæ.ʔɐt̚ ˈlɑ.ɡwədʒ.əz. dis ˈwʌjk̚ əb ˈfik̚.ʃæ sæ.ˈpæs.əz dət̚ əb ˈdʒəj. ˈkəj. ˈɹəule, ˈsəj. ˈis. ˈis. ˈlu.jis ɐd ˈdʒəj. ˈwæ. ˈwæ. ˈtɒl.kɐj kɐ.ˈbed. ə.ˈstwɑd.e, ˈiz.əɐt̚ ˈit̚./

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<This fedora I'wear so proudly upon my'head is more than just a piece of classy headwear, it symbolizes my'intelligence and enlightenment. Intelligence bestowed upon my by my'hard work and studying, not by some phony god's blessing. Enlightenment brought on by common sense and not listening to what society tells me. Do not listen to the sheeple of this world, there is no all-knowing, all-powerful god that created everything, we'MADE what we'have today. Modern Christianity has only existed for four thousand years, whereas the Earth has been around for over two million years. Christians claim that in order to enter the afterlife and ascend to Heaven, we'need to worship "our'lord and savior Jesus Christ", and go to church every Sunday, the Sabbath, or "holy day". If that is to believed, are we'meant to believe that honest, caring, genuinely good people such as Mahatma Ghandi are rotting in Hell for not worshiping someone's imaginary friend? Explain this, Christians. The very thought of that makes me sick. How can you'believe this kind of garbage? How can anyone? Wake up, people. If you'like reading books, read something by Aryn Rand, not the Bible.
Also, here's a fact for you: The Bible the the best-selling fiction book of all time, with thousands of different versions of it in hundreds of different languages. This work of fiction surpasses that of J. K. Rowling, C. S. S. Lewis and J. R. R. Tolkien combined. Astounding, isn't it.>

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1. Corrected a few mistakes (one of them not mine for once ).
2. /əj əu/ (the latter of which should have been /əw/) monophthongize to /ɘ ɵ/; /ə/ otherwise merges with /ɜ/.
3. /l/ vocalizes to /w/ syllable-finally.

/dis fɜ.ˈdo.ɹɜ iˈwi ˈsɑw ˈpɹwæd.li ɜˈpwɑ miˈhid z ˈmu dɐ dʒɜst̚ ɜ ˈpɜs ɜb ˈklæ.si ˈhid.wi, ˈit̚ ˈse.bɜ.ˌli.zɜz miˌjeˈti.lɜ.dʒɐs ɐd eˈli.tɐ.mɐt̚. ˌeˈti.lɜ.dʒɐs biˈstɑwd ɜˈpwɐ miˈbi miˈhwæd ˈwʌjk̚ ɐd ˈstʌ.di.e, ˈnwæt̚ bi sɐ ˈfʌw.ni ˈɡwædz ˈblis.e. eˈli.tɐ.mɐt̚ ˈbɹut̚ wɑ bi ˈkwa.mɐ ˈses ɐd ˈnwæt̚ ˈlis.a.je tɜ ˈhwɜt̚ sɜˈsjɜ.ti ˈtilz ˈmɜ. dɜ ˈnwæt̚ ˈlis.a tɜ dɜ ˈʃɜ.pa ɜb dis ˈwʌjld, dæ z ˈnɑw ˈɒw.nɑw.e, ˈɒl.ˈpwæ.ʔæ.fɜl ˈɡwæd dɜt̚ kɹi.ˈjɜ.tɜd ˈib.ɹi.θe, wi ˈmɜd ˈhwɜt̚ wi hɜb tɜˈdɜ. ˈmwæ.dɑ ˌkɹis.tʃi.ˈɑn.ɜ.ti hɜz ˈʌw.li ig.ˈzist̚.ɜd fæ ˈfu ˈθwæ.zæd ˈʝjæz, wi.ˈɹæz dɜ ˈʌjθ hɜz ˈbe ɜ.ˈɹwɑd fæ ˈɑw.bæ ˈtu ˈmiw.jɜn ˈʝjæz. ˈkɹis.tʃɐz ˈklɐj dɜt̚ e ˈu.dæ tɜ ˈe.ta di ˈæf.tæ.ˌlif ɐd ɜ.ˈsed tɜ ˈhi.bæ, wi ˈnɜd tɜ ˈwʌj.ʃɜp̚ ˈwæ.ʔæ ˈlud ɐd ˈsɜ.bja ˌdʒɜ.zɜs ˈkɹist, ɐd ˈɡɑw tɜ ˈtʃʌjtʃ ˈib.ɹi ˈsɜ.dɜ, dɜ ˈsæb.ɜθ, o ˈhɑw.li ˈdɜ. ˈif dɜt̚ s tɜ bɜ.ˈlɜbd, a wi ˈmet̚ tɜ bɜ.ˈlɜb dɜt̚ ˈwɑn.ɜst, ˈki.ɹe, ˈdʒe.jɜ.wɐ.li ˈɡɒd ˈpɜ.pæ ˈsɜtʃ ɜz mɜ.ˈhwæt̚.mɜ ˈɡwɑ.di æ ˈɹwæt̚.e in ˈhiw fæ ˈnwæt̚ ˈwʌj.ʃɜp̚.e ˈsɐ.ˌwɐz ˌi.ˈmæ.dʒɜ.ˌni.ɹi ˈfɹed? ik.ˈsplɐj dis, ˈkɹis.tʃɐz. dɜ ˈbi.ɹi ˈθut̚ ɜb dɜt̚ ˈmɜks ˈmɜ ˈsik̚. ˈhwæ kɐ ju bɜ.ˈlɜb dis ˈked ɜb ˈɡwæ.bidʒ? ˈhwæ kɐ ˈin.i.wɜ? ˈwɜk̚ ʌp, ˈpɜ.pæ. ˈif ju ˈlik̚ ˈɹɜd.e ˈbɒks, ɹɜd ˈsʌm.θe bi i.ɹæ ˈɹɑd, ˈnwæt̚ dɜ ˈbi.bæ.
ˈɒw.sɑw, hjæz ɜ ˈfækt̚ fæ ju: dɜ ˈbi.bæ dɜ dɜ ˌbist̚ ˈsiw.e ˈfik̚.ʃa ˈbɒk̚ ɜb ˈɒl ˈte, wiθ ˈθwæ.zɐdz ɜb ˈdi.fɑ.ʔɐt̚ ˈbʌj.ʒɐz ɜb ˈit̚ e ˈhɜd.ɹɜdz ɜb ˈdi.fæ.ʔɐt̚ ˈlɑ.ɡwɜdʒ.ɜz. dis ˈwʌjk̚ ɜb ˈfik̚.ʃæ sæ.ˈpæs.ɜz dɜt̚ ɜb ˈdʒɜ. ˈkɜ. ˈɹɵ.le, ˈsɜ. ˈis. ˈis. ˈlu.jis ɐd ˈdʒɜ. ˈwæ. ˈwæ. ˈtɒw.kɐj kɐ.ˈbed. ɜ.ˈstwɑd.e, ˈiz.ɐt̚ ˈit̚./

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<This fedora I'wear so proudly upon my'head is more than just a piece of classy headwear, it symbolizes my'intelligence and enlightenment. Intelligence bestowed upon my by my'hard work and studying, not by some phony god's blessing. Enlightenment brought on by common sense and not listening to what society tells me. Do not listen to the sheeple of this world, there is no all-knowing, all-powerful god that created everything, we'MADE what we'have today. Modern Christianity has only existed for four thousand years, whereas the Earth has been around for over two million years. Christians claim that in order to enter the afterlife and ascend to Heaven, we'need to worship "our'lord and savior Jesus Christ", and go to church every Sunday, the Sabbath, or "holy day". If that is to believed, are we'meant to believe that honest, caring, genuinely good people such as Mahatma Ghandi are rotting in Hell for not worshiping someone's imaginary friend? Explain this, Christians. The very thought of that makes me sick. How can you'believe this kind of garbage? How can anyone? Wake up, people. If you'like reading books, read something by Aryn Rand, not the Bible.
Also, here's a fact for you: The Bible the the best-selling fiction book of all time, with thousands of different versions of it in hundreds of different languages. This work of fiction surpasses that of J. K. Rowling, C. S. S. Lewis and J. R. R. Tolkien combined. Astounding, isn't it.>

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a ɐ e ɒ ɑ o > æ ɜ ɪ ɔ ʌ u
kw gw nw hw > p b m f
z > r
p̚ t̚ k̚ > ʔ
θ > t

/dis fɜ.ˈdu.ɹɜ iˈwi ˈsʌw ˈpɹwæd.li ɜˈpwʌ miˈhid r ˈmu dɜ dʒɜsʔ ɜ ˈpɜs ɜb ˈklæ.si ˈhid.wi, ˈiʔ ˈsɪ.bɜ.ˌli.rɜr miˌjɪˈti.lɜ.dʒɜs ɜd ɪˈli.tɜ.mɜʔ. ˌɪˈti.lɜ.dʒɜs biˈstʌwd ɜˈpwɜ miˈbi miˈfæd ˈwʌjʔ ɜd ˈstʌ.di.ɪ, ˈmæʔ bi sɜ ˈfʌw.ni ˈbædr ˈblis.ɪ. ɪˈli.tɜ.mɜʔ ˈbɹuʔ wʌ bi ˈpæ.mɜ ˈsɪs ɜd ˈmæʔ ˈlis.æ.jɪ tɜ ˈfɜʔ sɜˈsjɜ.ti ˈtilr ˈmɜ. dɜ ˈmæʔ ˈlis.æ tɜ dɜ ˈʃɜ.pæ ɜb dis ˈwʌjld, dæ r ˈnʌw ˈɔw.nʌw.ɪ, ˈɔl.ˈpwæ.ʔæ.fɜl ˈbæd dɜʔ kɹi.ˈjɜ.tɜd ˈib.ɹi.tɪ, wi ˈmɜd ˈfɜʔ wi hɜb tɜˈdɜ. ˈmwæ.dʌ ˌkɹis.tʃi.ˈʌn.ɜ.ti hɜr ˈʌw.li ig.ˈrisʔ.ɜd fæ ˈfu ˈtwæ.ræd ˈʝjær, wi.ˈɹær dɜ ˈʌjt hɜr ˈbɪ ɜ.ˈɹwʌd fæ ˈʌw.bæ ˈtu ˈmiw.jɜn ˈʝjær. ˈkɹis.tʃɜr ˈklɜj dɜʔ ɪ ˈu.dæ tɜ ˈɪ.tæ di ˈæf.tæ.ˌlif ɜd ɜ.ˈsɪd tɜ ˈhi.bæ, wi ˈnɜd tɜ ˈwʌj.ʃɜʔ ˈwæ.ʔæ ˈlud ɜd ˈsɜ.bjæ ˌdʒɜ.rɜs ˈkɹist, ɜd ˈgʌw tɜ ˈtʃʌjtʃ ˈib.ɹi ˈsɜ.dɜ, dɜ ˈsæb.ɜt, u ˈhʌw.li ˈdɜ. ˈif dɜʔ s tɜ bɜ.ˈlɜbd, æ wi ˈmɪʔ tɜ bɜ.ˈlɜb dɜʔ ˈwʌn.ɜst, ˈki.ɹɪ, ˈdʒɪ.jɜ.wɜ.li ˈgɔd ˈpɜ.pæ ˈsɜtʃ ɜr mɜ.ˈfæʔ.mɜ ˈbʌ.di æ ˈɹwæʔ.ɪ in ˈhiw fæ ˈmæʔ ˈwʌj.ʃɜʔ.ɪ ˈsɜ.ˌwɜr ˌi.ˈmæ.dʒɜ.ˌni.ɹi ˈfɹɪd? ik.ˈsplɜj dis, ˈkɹis.tʃɜr. dɜ ˈbi.ɹi ˈtuʔ ɜb dɜʔ ˈmɜks ˈmɜ ˈsiʔ. ˈfæ kɜ ju bɜ.ˈlɜb dis ˈkɪd ɜb ˈbæ.bidʒ? ˈfæ kɜ ˈin.i.wɜ? ˈwɜʔ ʌp, ˈpɜ.pæ. ˈif ju ˈliʔ ˈɹɜd.ɪ ˈbɔks, ɹɜd ˈsʌm.tɪ bi i.ɹæ ˈɹʌd, ˈmæʔ dɜ ˈbi.bæ.
ˈɔw.sʌw, hjær ɜ ˈfækʔ fæ ju: dɜ ˈbi.bæ dɜ dɜ ˌbisʔ ˈsiw.ɪ ˈfiʔ.ʃæ ˈbɔʔ ɜb ˈɔl ˈtɪ, wit ˈtwæ.rɜdr ɜb ˈdi.fʌ.ʔɜʔ ˈbʌj.ʒɜr ɜb ˈiʔ ɪ ˈhɜd.ɹɜdr ɜb ˈdi.fæ.ʔɜʔ ˈlʌ.bɜdʒ.ɜr. dis ˈwʌjʔ ɜb ˈfiʔ.ʃæ sæ.ˈpæs.ɜr dɜʔ ɜb ˈdʒɜ. ˈkɜ. ˈɹɵ.lɪ, ˈsɜ. ˈis. ˈis. ˈlu.jis ɜd ˈdʒɜ. ˈwæ. ˈwæ. ˈtɔw.kɜj kɜ.ˈbɪd. ɜ.ˈstwʌd.ɪ, ˈir.ɜʔ ˈiʔ./

<This fedora I'wear so proudly upon my'head is more than just a piece of classy headwear, it symbolizes my'intelligence and enlightenment. Intelligence bestowed upon my by my'hard work and studying, not by some phony god's blessing. Enlightenment brought on by common sense and not listening to what society tells me. Do not listen to the sheeple of this world, there is no all-knowing, all-powerful god that created everything, we'MADE what we'have today. Modern Christianity has only existed for four thousand years, whereas the Earth has been around for over two million years. Christians claim that in order to enter the afterlife and ascend to Heaven, we'need to worship "our'lord and savior Jesus Christ", and go to church every Sunday, the Sabbath, or "holy day". If that is to believed, are we'meant to believe that honest, caring, genuinely good people such as Mahatma Ghandi are rotting in Hell for not worshiping someone's imaginary friend? Explain this, Christians. The very thought of that makes me sick. How can you'believe this kind of garbage? How can anyone? Wake up, people. If you'like reading books, read something by Aryn Rand, not the Bible.
Also, here's a fact for you: The Bible the the best-selling fiction book of all time, with thousands of different versions of it in hundreds of different languages. This work of fiction surpasses that of J. K. Rowling, C. S. S. Lewis and J. R. R. Tolkien combined. Astounding, isn't it.>

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1. More retroactive corrections... I'm sloppy
2. Syllabic /r/ /ɝ/
3. /ɜr/ /ɝ/
4. /ɹ/ /w/, then /ww/ /vw/, then /pv/ /bv/
5. /iw/ /ju/
6. /tʃ dʒ/ /ʃ ʒ/
7. Contrastive stress is lost.

/dis fɜ.du.wɜ i.wi sʌw bvwæd.li ɜ.pwʌ mi.hid ɝ mu dɜ ʒɜsʔ ɜ pɜs ɜb klæ.si hid.wi, iʔ sɪ.bɜ.li.rɝ mi.jɪ.ti.lɜ.ʒɜs ɜd ɪ.li.tɜ.mɜʔ. ɪ.ti.lɜ.ʒɜs bi.stʌwd ɜ.pwɜ mi.bi mi.fæd wʌjʔ ɜd stʌ.di.ɪ, mæʔ bi sɜ fʌw.ni bæ.dɝ blis.ɪ. ɪ.li.tɜ.mɜʔ bwuʔ wʌ bi pæ.mɜ sɪs ɜd mæʔ lis.æ.jɪ tɜ fɜʔ sɜ.sjɜ.ti ti.lɝ mɜ. dɜ mæʔ lis.æ tɜ dɜ ʃɜ.pæ ɜb dis wʌjld, dæ ɝ nʌw ɔw.nʌw.ɪ, ɔl.pwæ.ʔæ.fɜl bæd dɜʔ kwi.jɜ.tɜd ib.wi.tɪ, wi mɜd fɜʔ wi hɜb tɜ.dɜ. mwæ.dʌ kwis.ʃi.ʌn.ɜ.ti hɝ ʌw.li ig.risʔ.ɜd fæ fu twæ.ræd ʝjær, wi.wær dɜ ʌjt hɝ bɪ ɜ.vwʌd fæ ʌw.bæ tu mju.jɜn ʝjær. kwis.ʃɝ klɜj dɜʔ ɪ u.dæ tɜ ɪ.tæ di æf.tæ.lif ɜd ɜ.sɪd tɜ hi.bæ, wi nɜd tɜ wʌj.ʃɜʔ wæ.ʔæ lud ɜd sɜ.bjæ ʒɜ.rɜs kwisʔ, ɜd gʌw tɜ ʃʌjʃ ib.wi sɜ.dɜ, dɜ sæb.ɜt, u hʌw.li dɜ. if dɜʔ s tɜ bɜ.lɜbd, æ wi mɪʔ tɜ bɜ.lɜb dɜʔ wʌn.ɜsʔ, ki.wɪ, ʒɪ.jɜ.wɜ.li gɔd pɜ.pæ sɜʃ ɝ mɜ.fæʔ.mɜ bʌ.di æ vwæʔ.ɪ in hju fæ mæʔ wʌj.ʃɜʔ.ɪ sɜ.wɝ i.mæ.ʒɜ.ni.wi fwɪd? ik.splɜj dis, kwis.ʃɝ. dɜ bi.wi tuʔ ɜb dɜʔ mɜks mɜ siʔ. fæ kɜ ju bɜ.lɜb dis kɪd ɜb bæ.biʒ? fæ kɜ in.i.wɜ? wɜʔ ʌʔ, pɜ.pæ. if ju liʔ wɜd.ɪ bɔks, wɜd sʌm.tɪ bi i.wæ wʌd, mæʔ dɜ bi.bæ.
.ɔw.sʌw, hjær ɜ fækʔ fæ ju: dɜ bi.bæ dɜ dɜ bisʔ sju.ɪ fiʔ.ʃæ bɔʔ ɜb ɔl tɪ, wit twæ.rɜ.dɝ ɜb di.fʌ.ʔɜʔ bʌj.ʒɝ ɜb iʔ ɪ hɜd.wɜdɝ ɜb di.fæ.ʔɜʔ lʌ.bɜʒ.ɝ. dis wʌjʔ ɜb fiʔ.ʃæ sæ.pæs.ɝ dɜʔ ɜb ʒɜ. kɜ. wɵ.lɪ, sɜ. is. is. lu.jis ɜd ʒɜ. wæ. wæ. tɔw.kɜj kɜ.bɪd. ɜ.stwʌd.ɪ, ir.ɜʔ iʔ./

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<This fedora I'wear so proudly upon my'head is more than just a piece of classy headwear, it symbolizes my'intelligence and enlightenment. Intelligence bestowed upon my by my'hard work and studying, not by some phony god's blessing. Enlightenment brought on by common sense and not listening to what society tells me. Do not listen to the sheeple of this world, there is no all-knowing, all-powerful god that created everything, we'MADE what we'have today. Modern Christianity has only existed for four thousand years, whereas the Earth has been around for over two million years. Christians claim that in order to enter the afterlife and ascend to Heaven, we'need to worship "our'lord and savior Jesus Christ", and go to church every Sunday, the Sabbath, or "holy day". If that is to believed, are we'meant to believe that honest, caring, genuinely good people such as Mahatma Ghandi are rotting in Hell for not worshiping someone's imaginary friend? Explain this, Christians. The very thought of that makes me sick. How can you'believe this kind of garbage? How can anyone? Wake up, people. If you'like reading books, read something by Aryn Rand, not the Bible.
Also, here's a fact for you: The Bible the the best-selling fiction book of all time, with thousands of different versions of it in hundreds of different languages. This work of fiction surpasses that of J. K. Rowling, C. S. S. Lewis and J. R. R. Tolkien combined. Astounding, isn't it.>

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I have a feeling that the passage may be priming people to take it less seriously, resulting in the general hot mess this round has been.

1. ɪ əɪ / word-finally, in an open syllable, in a 2+ syllable word
2. ɪ ɪə
3. ɝ ɑ˞
4. ɜj ʌj ʌw ɛj ɛj ɔw
5. hj ʝj ç ʝ
6. u y / [+palatal]_

/dis fɜ.du.wɜ i.wi sɔw bvwæd.li ɜ.pwʌ mi.hid ɑ˞ mu dɜ ʒɜsʔ ɜ pɜs ɜb klæ.si hid.wi, iʔ sɪə.bɜ.li.rɑ˞ mi.jɪə.ti.lɜ.ʒɜs ɜd ɪə.li.tɜ.mɜʔ. ɪə.ti.lɜ.ʒɜs bi.stɔwd ɜ.pwɜ mi.bi mi.fæd wɛjʔ ɜd stʌ.di.əɪ, mæʔ bi sɜ fɔw.ni bæ.dɑ˞ blis.əɪ. ɪə.li.tɜ.mɜʔ bwuʔ wʌ bi pæ.mɜ sɪəs ɜd mæʔ lis.æ.jəɪ tɜ fɜʔ sɜ.sjɜ.ti ti.lɑ˞ mɜ. dɜ mæʔ lis.æ tɜ dɜ ʃɜ.pæ ɜb dis wɛjld, dæ ɑ˞ nɔw ɔw.nɔw.əɪ, ɔl.pwæ.ʔæ.fɜl bæd dɜʔ kwi.jɜ.tɜd ib.wi.təɪ, wi mɜd fɜʔ wi hɜb tɜ.dɜ. mwæ.dʌ kwis.ʃi.ʌn.ɜ.ti hɑ˞ ɔw.li ig.risʔ.ɜd fæ fu twæ.ræd ʝær, wi.wær dɜ ɛjt hɑ˞ bɪə ɜ.vwʌd fæ ɔw.bæ tu mjy.jɜn ʝær. kwis.ʃɑ˞ klɛj dɜʔ ɪə u.dæ tɜ ɪə.tæ di æf.tæ.lif ɜd ɜ.sɪəd tɜ hi.bæ, wi nɜd tɜ wɛj.ʃɜʔ wæ.ʔæ lud ɜd sɜ.bjæ ʒɜ.rɜs kwisʔ, ɜd gɔw tɜ ʃɛjʃ ib.wi sɜ.dɜ, dɜ sæb.ɜt, u hɔw.li dɜ. if dɜʔ s tɜ bɜ.lɜbd, æ wi mɪəʔ tɜ bɜ.lɜb dɜʔ wʌn.ɜsʔ, ki.wəɪ, ʒɪə.jɜ.wɜ.li gɔd pɜ.pæ sɜʃ ɑ˞ mɜ.fæʔ.mɜ bʌ.di æ vwæʔ.əɪ in çy fæ mæʔ wɛj.ʃɜʔ.əɪ sɜ.wɑ˞ i.mæ.ʒɜ.ni.wi fwɪəd? ik.splɛj dis, kwis.ʃɑ˞. dɜ bi.wi tuʔ ɜb dɜʔ mɜks mɜ siʔ. fæ kɜ jy bɜ.lɜb dis kɪəd ɜb bæ.biʒ? fæ kɜ in.i.wɜ? wɜʔ ʌʔ, pɜ.pæ. if jy liʔ wɜd.əɪ bɔks, wɜd sʌm.təɪ bi i.wæ wʌd, mæʔ dɜ bi.bæ.
ɔw.sɔw, çær ɜ fækʔ fæ jy: dɜ bi.bæ dɜ dɜ bisʔ sjy.əɪ fiʔ.ʃæ bɔʔ ɜb ɔl tɪə, wit twæ.rɜ.dɑ˞ ɜb di.fʌ.ʔɜʔ bɛj.ʒɑ˞ ɜb iʔ ɪə hɜd.wɜdɑ˞ ɜb di.fæ.ʔɜʔ lʌ.bɜʒ.ɑ˞. dis wɛjʔ ɜb fiʔ.ʃæ sæ.pæs.ɑ˞ dɜʔ ɜb ʒɜ. kɜ. wɵ.ləɪ, sɜ. is. is. lu.jis ɜd ʒɜ. wæ. wæ. tɔw.kɛj kɜ.bɪəd. ɜ.stwʌd.əɪ, ir.ɜʔ iʔ./

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<This fedora I'wear so proudly upon my'head is more than just a piece of classy headwear, it symbolizes my'intelligence and enlightenment. Intelligence bestowed upon my by my'hard work and studying, not by some phony god's blessing. Enlightenment brought on by common sense and not listening to what society tells me. Do not listen to the sheeple of this world, there is no all-knowing, all-powerful god that created everything, we'MADE what we'have today. Modern Christianity has only existed for four thousand years, whereas the Earth has been around for over two million years. Christians claim that in order to enter the afterlife and ascend to Heaven, we'need to worship "our'lord and savior Jesus Christ", and go to church every Sunday, the Sabbath, or "holy day". If that is to believed, are we'meant to believe that honest, caring, genuinely good people such as Mahatma Ghandi are rotting in Hell for not worshiping someone's imaginary friend? Explain this, Christians. The very thought of that makes me sick. How can you'believe this kind of garbage? How can anyone? Wake up, people. If you'like reading books, read something by Aryn Rand, not the Bible.
Also, here's a fact for you: The Bible the the best-selling fiction book of all time, with thousands of different versions of it in hundreds of different languages. This work of fiction surpasses that of J. K. Rowling, C. S. S. Lewis and J. R. R. Tolkien combined. Astounding, isn't it.>

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1. Register tone develops:
   1. ʔ ˥ / _$
   2. s ʃ ˩ / _$
   3. All other syllables are given mid tone, ˧.
2. The pronunciation of <is> is regularized to /ɑ˞˧/ in order to preserve it.
3. b d g p t k _$
4. Voiced stops before a voiceless consonant in the same syllable become voiceless.

/di˩ fɜ˧du˧wɜ˧ i˧wi˧ sɔw˧ bvwæt˧li˧ ɜ˧pwʌ˧ mi˧hit˧ ɑ˞˧ mu˧ dɜ˧ ʒɜs˥ ɜ˧ pɜ˩ ɜp˧ klæ˧si˧ hit˧wi˧, i˥ sɪə˧bɜ˧li˧rɑ˞˧ mi˧jɪə˧ti˧lɜ˧ʒɜ˩ ɜt˧ ɪə˧li˧tɜ˧mɜ˥. ɪə˧ti˧lɜ˧ʒɜ˩ bi˧stɔwt˧ ɜ˧pwɜ˧ mi˧bi˧ mi˧fæt˧ wɛj˥ ɜt˧ stʌ˧di˧əɪ˧, mæ˥ bi˧ sɜ˧ fɔw˧ni˧ bæ˧dɑ˞˧ bli˩əɪ˧. ɪə˧li˧tɜ˧mɜ˥ bwu˥ wʌ˧ bi˧ pæ˧mɜ˧ sɪə˩ ɜt˧ mæ˥ li˩æ˧jəɪ˧ tɜ˧ fɜ˥ sɜ˧sjɜ˧ti˧ ti˧lɑ˞˧ mɜ˧. dɜ˧ mæ˥ li˩æ˧ tɜ˧ dɜ˧ ʃɜ˧pæ˧ ɜp˧ di˩ wɛjlt˧, dæ˧ ɑ˞˧ nɔw˧ ɔw˧nɔw˧əɪ˧, ɔl˧pwæ˧ʔæ˧fɜl˧ bæt˧ dɜ˥ kwi˧jɜ˧tɜt˧ ip˧wi˧təɪ˧, wi˧ mɜt˧ fɜ˥ wi˧ hɜp˧ tɜ˧dɜ˧. mwæ˧dʌ˧ kwi˩ʃi˧ʌn˧ɜ˧ti˧ hɑ˞˧ ɔw˧li˧ ik˧ris˥ɜt˧ fæ˧ fu˧ twæ˧ræt˧ ʝær˧, wi˧wær˧ dɜ˧ ɛjt˧ hɑ˞˧ bɪə˧ ɜ˧vwʌt˧ fæ˧ ɔw˧bæ˧ tu˧ mjy˧jɜn˧ ʝær˧. kwi˩ʃɑ˞˧ klɛj˧ dɜ˥ ɪə˧ u˧dæ˧ tɜ˧ ɪə˧tæ˧ di˧ æf˧tæ˧lif˧ ɜt˧ ɜ˧sɪət˧ tɜ˧ hi˧bæ˧, wi˧ nɜt˧ tɜ˧ wɛj˧ʃɜ˥ wæ˧ʔæ˧ lut˧ ɜt˧ sɜ˧bjæ˧ ʒɜ˧rɜ˩ kwis˥, ɜt˧ gɔw˧ tɜ˧ ʃɛj˩ ip˧wi˧ sɜ˧dɜ˧, dɜ˧ sæp˧ɜt˧, u˧ hɔw˧li˧ dɜ˧. if˧ dɜ˥ ɑ˞˧ tɜ˧ bɜ˧lɜpt˧, æ˧ wi˧ mɪə˥ tɜ˧ bɜ˧lɜp˧ dɜ˥ wʌn˧ɜs˥, ki˧wəɪ˧, ʒɪə˧jɜ˧wɜ˧li˧ gɔt˧ pɜ˧pæ˧ sɜ˩ ɑ˞˧ mɜ˧fæ˥mɜ˧ bʌ˧di˧ æ˧ vwæ˥əɪ˧ in˧ çy˧ fæ˧ mæ˥ wɛj˧ʃɜ˥əɪ˧ sɜ˧wɑ˞˧ i˧mæ˧ʒɜ˧ni˧wi˧ fwɪət˧? ik˧splɛj˧ di˩, kwi˩ʃɑ˞˧. dɜ˧ bi˧wi˧ tu˥ ɜp˧ dɜ˥ mɜk˩ mɜ˧ si˥. fæ˧ kɜ˧ jy˧ bɜ˧lɜp˧ di˩ kɪət˧ ɜp˧ bæ˧biʒ˧? fæ˧ kɜ˧ in˧i˧wɜ˧? wɜ˥ ʌ˥, pɜ˧pæ˧. if˧ jy˧ li˥ wɜt˧əɪ˧ bɔk˩, wɜt˧ sʌm˧təɪ˧ bi˧ i˧wæ˧ wʌt˧, mæ˥ dɜ˧ bi˧bæ˧.
ɔw˧sɔw˧, çær˧ ɜ˧ fæk˥ fæ˧ jy:˧ dɜ˧ bi˧bæ˧ dɜ˧ dɜ˧ bis˥ sjy˧əɪ˧ fi˥ʃæ˧ bɔ˥ ɜp˧ ɔl˧ tɪə˧, wit˧ twæ˧rɜ˧dɑ˞˧ ɜp˧ di˧fʌ˧ʔɜ˥ bɛj˧ʒɑ˞˧ ɜp˧ i˥ ɪə˧ hɜt˧wɜdɑ˞˧ ɜp˧ di˧fæ˧ʔɜ˥ lʌ˧bɜʒ˧ɑ˞˧. di˩ wɛj˥ ɜp˧ fi˥ʃæ˧ sæ˧pæ˩ɑ˞˧ dɜ˥ ɜp˧ ʒɜ˧. kɜ˧. wɵ˧ləɪ˧, sɜ˧. i˩. i˩. lu˧ji˩ ɜt˧ ʒɜ˧. wæ˧. wæ˧. tɔw˧kɛj˧ kɜ˧bɪət˧. ɜ˧stwʌt˧əɪ˧, ir˧ɜ˥ i˥./

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<This fedora I'wear so proudly upon my'head is more than just a piece of classy headwear, it symbolizes my'intelligence and enlightenment. Intelligence bestowed upon my by my'hard work and studying, not by some phony god's blessing. Enlightenment brought on by common sense and not listening to what society tells me. Do not listen to the sheeple of this world, there is no all-knowing, all-powerful god that created everything, we'MADE what we'have today. Modern Christianity has only existed for four thousand years, whereas the Earth has been around for over two million years. Christians claim that in order to enter the afterlife and ascend to Heaven, we'need to worship "our'lord and savior Jesus Christ", and go to church every Sunday, the Sabbath, or "holy day". If that is to believed, are we'meant to believe that honest, caring, genuinely good people such as Mahatma Ghandi are rotting in Hell for not worshiping someone's imaginary friend? Explain this, Christians. The very thought of that makes me sick. How can you'believe this kind of garbage? How can anyone? Wake up, people. If you'like reading books, read something by Aryn Rand, not the Bible.
Also, here's a fact for you: The Bible the the best-selling fiction book of all time, with thousands of different versions of it in hundreds of different languages. This work of fiction surpasses that of J. K. Rowling, C. S. S. Lewis and J. R. R. Tolkien combined. Astounding, isn't it.>

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• ɛj>e, æ>ɛ, ɪə>e, əɪ>ɪ
• ɔ>o, ɔw>ʊ, ɑ˞>a
• ɜ>ə
• əp>uʔ, ət>iʔ, ək>aʔ

/di˩ fə˧du˧wə˧ i˧wi˧ sʊ˧ bvwɛt˧li˧ ə˧pwʌ˧ mi˧hit˧ a˧ mu˧ də˧ ʒəs˥ ə˧ pə˩ uʔ˧ klɛ˧si˧ hit˧wi˧, i˥ se˧bə˧li˧ra˧ mi˧je˧ti˧lə˧ʒə˩ iʔ˧ e˧li˧tə˧mə˥. e˧ti˧lə˧ʒə˩ bi˧stʊt˧ ə˧pwə˧ mi˧bi˧ mi˧fɛt˧ we˥ iʔ˧ stʌ˧di˧ɪ˧, mɛ˥ bi˧ sə˧ fʊ˧ni˧ bɛ˧da˧ bli˩ɪ˧. e˧li˧tə˧mə˥ bwu˥ wʌ˧ bi˧ pɛ˧mə˧ se˩ iʔ˧ mɛ˥ li˩ɛ˧jɪ˧ tə˧ fə˥ sə˧sjə˧ti˧ ti˧la˧ mə˧. də˧ mɛ˥ li˩ɛ˧ tə˧ də˧ ʃə˧pɛ˧ uʔ˧ di˩ welt˧, dɛ˧ a˧ nʊ˧ ʊ˧nʊ˧ɪ˧, ol˧pwɛ˧ʔɛ˧fəl˧ bɛt˧ də˥ kwi˧jə˧tiʔ˧ ip˧wi˧tɪ˧, wi˧ miʔ˧ fə˥ wi˧ huʔ˧ tə˧də˧. mwɛ˧dʌ˧ kwi˩ʃi˧ʌn˧ə˧ti˧ ha˧ ʊ˧li˧ ik˧ris˥iʔ˧ fɛ˧ fu˧ twɛ˧rɛt˧ ʝɛr˧, wi˧wɛr˧ də˧ et˧ ha˧ be˧ ə˧vwʌt˧ fɛ˧ ʊ˧bɛ˧ tu˧ mjy˧jən˧ ʝɛr˧. kwi˩ʃa˧ kle˧ də˥ e˧ u˧dɛ˧ tə˧ e˧tɛ˧ di˧ ɛf˧tɛ˧lif˧ iʔ˧ ə˧set˧ tə˧ hi˧bɛ˧, wi˧ niʔ˧ tə˧ we˧ʃə˥ wɛ˧ʔɛ˧ lut˧ iʔ˧ sə˧bjɛ˧ ʒə˧rə˩ kwis˥, iʔ˧ gʊ˧ tə˧ ʃe˩ ip˧wi˧ sə˧də˧, də˧ sɛp˧iʔ˧, u˧ hʊ˧li˧ də˧. if˧ də˥ a˧ tə˧ bə˧luʔt˧, ɛ˧ wi˧ me˥ tə˧ bə˧luʔ˧ də˥ wʌn˧əs˥, ki˧wɪ˧, ʒe˧jə˧wə˧li˧ got˧ pə˧pɛ˧ sə˩ a˧ mə˧fɛ˥mə˧ bʌ˧di˧ ɛ˧ vwɛ˥ɪ˧ in˧ çy˧ fɛ˧ mɛ˥ we˧ʃə˥ɪ˧ sə˧wa˧ i˧mɛ˧ʒə˧ni˧wi˧ fwet˧? ik˧sple˧ di˩, kwi˩ʃa˧. də˧ bi˧wi˧ tu˥ uʔ˧ də˥ maʔ˩ mə˧ si˥. fɛ˧ kə˧ jy˧ bə˧luʔ˧ di˩ ket˧ uʔ˧ bɛ˧biʒ˧? fɛ˧ kə˧ in˧i˧wə˧? wə˥ ʌ˥, pə˧pɛ˧. if˧ jy˧ li˥ wiʔ˧ɪ˧ bok˩, wiʔ˧ sʌm˧tɪ˧ bi˧ i˧wɛ˧ wʌt˧, mɛ˥ də˧ bi˧bɛ˧.
ʊ˧sʊ˧, çɛr˧ ə˧ fɛk˥ fɛ˧ jy:˧ də˧ bi˧bɛ˧ də˧ də˧ bis˥ sjy˧ɪ˧ fi˥ʃɛ˧ bo˥ uʔ˧ ol˧ te˧, wit˧ twɛ˧rə˧da˧ uʔ˧ di˧fʌ˧ʔə˥ be˧ʒa˧ uʔ˧ i˥ e˧ hiʔ˧wəda˧ uʔ˧ di˧fɛ˧ʔə˥ lʌ˧bəʒ˧a˧. di˩ we˥ uʔ˧ fi˥ʃɛ˧ sɛ˧pɛ˩a˧ də˥ uʔ˧ ʒə˧. kə˧. wɵ˧lɪ˧, sə˧. i˩. i˩. lu˧ji˩ iʔ˧ ʒə˧. wɛ˧. wɛ˧. tʊ˧ke˧ kə˧bet˧. ə˧stwʌt˧ɪ˧, ir˧ə˥ i˥./

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/ˈkʰɑŋɡɹəs ˈʃəl ˌmeɪk ˈnoʊ ˌlɔ ɹiˈspɛktɪŋ nɪˈstæblɪʃmn̩t əv ɹɪˈlɪd͡ʒn̩, ɔ˞ pʰɹoʊˈhɪbətɪŋ ðə ˈfɹiː ˈɛksɚˌsaɪz ˌðɛˈɹʌv; ɔ˞ əˈbɹɪd͡ʒɪŋ ðə ˈfɹiːdm̩ əv ˈspiːt͡ʃ, ɔ˞ əv ðə ˈpɹɛs; ɔ˞ ðə ˈɹaɪt əv ðə ˈpʰipl̩ ˈpʰiːsəbli tʊ əˈsɛmbl̩, n̩d tə pəˈtɪʃn̩ ðə ˈɡʌvɚmn̩t ˌfɚ ə ɹɪˈdɹɛs əv ˈɡɹivn̩sɨz./
<Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.>

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1. /n̩/ for the article <an> attaches itself as a clitic to the following word; this is reflected in the orthography.
2. aɪ eɪ oʊ ɪ ʊ ɛː eː oː i u
3. /l̩/ spelled <le> becomes the spelling pronunciation /lə/.

/ˈkʰɑŋɡɹəs ˈʃəl ˌmeːk ˈnoː ˌlɔ ɹiˈspɛktiŋ niˈstæbliʃmn̩t əv ɹiˈlid͡ʒn̩, ɔ˞ pʰɹoːˈhibətiŋ ðə ˈfɹiː ˈɛksɚˌsɛːz ˌðɛˈɹʌv; ɔ˞ əˈbɹid͡ʒiŋ ðə ˈfɹiːdm̩ əv ˈspiːt͡ʃ, ɔ˞ əv ðə ˈpɹɛs; ɔ˞ ðə ˈɹɛːt əv ðə ˈpʰiplə ˈpʰiːsəbli tu əˈsɛmblə, n̩d tə pəˈtiʃn̩ ðə ˈɡʌvɚmn̩t ˌfɚ ə ɹiˈdɹɛs əv ˈɡɹivn̩sɨz./

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<Congress shall make no law respecting n'establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.>

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1. Chain shift: ʌ a, æ ɛ e.
2. Alveolars are retracted and assibilated before a rhotic consonant or vowel.
3. V Vː / _ŋ

/ˈkʰɑːŋɡɹəs ˈʃəl ˌmeːk ˈnoː ˌlɔ ɹiˈspektiːŋ niˈstɛbliʃmn̩t əv ɹiˈlid͡ʒn̩, ɔ˞ pʰɹoːˈhibətiːŋ ðə ˈfɹiː ˈekʃɚˌseːz ˌðeˈɹav; ɔ˞ əˈbɹid͡ʒiːŋ ðə ˈfɹiːdm̩ əv ˈspiːt͡ʃ, ɔ˞ əv ðə ˈpɹes; ɔ˞ ðə ˈɹeːt əv ðə ˈpʰiplə ˈpʰiːsəbli tu əˈsemblə, n̩d tə pəˈtiʃn̩ ðə ˈɡavɚmn̩t ˌfɚ ə ɹiˈd͡ʒɹes əv ˈɡɹivn̩sɨz./

<Congress shall make no law respecting n'establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.>

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• ə is inserted between an obstruent and a liquid.
• A voiced plosive is deleted after a nasal. (The nasal retains the point of articulation)
• b, d, d͡ʒ, g>β, ð, ʒ, ɣ between vowels.
• p, t, t͡ʃ, k>ɸ, θ, ʃ, x between vowels

/ˈkʰɑːŋəɹəs ˈʃəl ˌmeːk ˈnoː ˌlɔ ɹiˈspektiːŋ niˈstɛβəliʃmn̩t əv ɹiˈlid͡ʒn̩, ɔ˞ pʰəɹoːˈhiβəθiːŋ ðə ˈfəɹiː ˈekʃɚˌseːz ˌðeˈɹav; ɔ˞ əˈβəɹiʒiːŋ ðə ˈfəɹiːdm̩ əv ˈspiːt͡ʃ, ɔ˞ əv ðə ˈpəɹes; ɔ˞ ðə ˈɹeːt əv ðə ˈpʰiɸələ ˈpʰiːsəβəli tu əˈsemələ, n̩d tə pəˈθiʃn̩ ðə ˈɡavɚmn̩t ˌfɚ ə ɹiˈʒəɹes əv ˈɡəɹivn̩sɨz./

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<Congress shall make no law respecting n'establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.>