The Official ZBB Quote Thread

[Astraios]

Like.

[Ser]

<H13> I have a friend who considers herself protestant
<H13> but is highly non-religious
<H13> somewhere on a point between pantheism and atheism
<H13> so one day I pointed out to her (after listening to her arguing that all scripture is metaphor for half an hour) that her self-definition as a protestant is technically invalid
<H13> seeing how she basically does not believe in ANYTHING that defines this religion
<H13> at this point she exploded in righteous rage
<H13> leaving me highly confused
<H13> as I really didn't anticipate that anybody might consider that a personal attack
<H13> I learnt something that day.
<Legion> here is an important rule:
<Legion> no matter what you say
<Legion> no matter how mundane and innocuous it sounds
<Legion> someone, somewhere, is offended by it
<H13> Yes, I learnt that the hard way.
<H13> However, I also learnt that if you apologize sincerely enough the offended will still have sex with you, so it was 'k.

[Torco]

xD after-anger sex is awesome sex. thank you endorphins

However, telling someone they don't qualify for the identity badges they base their identity on being offensive to the mentioned person isn't surprising. much less is calling someone a hypocrite.

You're not a real protestant
You're not a real man
You're not a real european
You're not a real conlanger
You're not a real economist
You're not a real socialist

[Hallow XIII]

Okay, let's put it this way: I had not expected that that was of such importance to her, given the highly lax nature of her 'religion'.

[Torco]

Imma go ahead and say I believe religious affiliation isn't so much about beliefs as people believe

so you were calling her a hypocrite and then boned her. Achievement Unlocked

[Hallow XIII]

so you were calling her a hypocrite

...Ultimately...

Achievement Unlocked

Yay?

[Qwynegold]

My harem is an apiary.

Where did he say so? I haven't seen him for like a year.

[Torco]

so you were calling her a hypocrite

...Ultimately...

Achievement Unlocked

Yay?

yay indeed

on Fajsbuck; he later commented he didn't come into the zbb anymore. i have thus failed

[vampireshark]

From the Photos thread:

Is that your "Look how adorable it is when I do this!" smile, or your "I just took my antidepressant pills with a triple shot, hell yeah" smile? I can't quite tell.

[Qwynegold]

on Fajsbuck; he later commented he didn't come into the zbb anymore. i have thus failed

Oh.

Fajsbuck

OMG! I read it as Bajsfuck. Bajs means poop in Swedish.

[Shrdlu]

It not more worse than that time when he wrote "YOU KAN'T KUK ASTRAIOS!" Ironic because the guy in question is gay.

[Qwynegold]

What was that supposed to mean?

[Torco]

crapsex lol

also, what, gay guys can't to-not-be-able-to cook ?

[Shrdlu]

Kuk is cock, hence the irony.

[Hallow XIII]

[kʰʊk] [kʰʌk]

Hrm. Do you seriously pronounce kuk as [kʰʌk]?

[Shrdlu]

Almost there, [k^hʉk]

[Hallow XIII]

IAC that is not homophonous with cock

unless you were deliberately interpreting penis into it so as to make bad jokes

[Shrdlu]

I never said it was homophones(where did you get that?) I said that Torco managed to write cock in Swedish while trying to joke with Astraios, who is gay.

[Torco]

twas i whom said straio can't cock ?

[Shrdlu]

Yeah, you did one time.

I give up now, you latent 'spergies.


Goodnight.

[Torco]

[Astraios]

I can always kuk.

[Hallow XIII]

<Ptablet> if i were a gypsy i wouldn't be cold because i would be drunk and fighting somebody next to a burning car, building or child
<Ptablet> pls be more culturally sensitive

[Qwynegold]

Oh, cook. Okay.

[Hallow XIII]

<Cev> So it's part of this larger phenomenon, that is what
<Cev> Everything is trying to become a goddamn iphone
<Cev> It makes phone calls, it surfs the web, it shows tv, it checks your asshole for colon cancer, it does everything!
<Cev> Demographic: everybody!!11bobbl11!!

<guitarplayer> bobbl?