The Official ZBB Quote Thread

Shinali Sishi · Post by **Shinali Sishi** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 12:57 pm

skeoor wrote:horse-riding, particularly, i'm told. back in the middle ages, lots of noble women, who rode a hell of a lot, lost their virginities to horses.

on the topic of hymens and exercise

Grath · Post by **Grath** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 5:05 pm

Space Dracula wrote:
Hokulani wrote:
Echobeats wrote:
Cro Magnon wrote:
Harple wrote:Try explaining US foriegn policy to an insect.
You sting me, I squash you!
That is fantastic! :mrgreen::mrgreen:
Classic ZBB!
Not funny at all!

Whimemsz · Post by **Whimemsz** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 5:31 pm

Seriously, Grath, for a post to not count as pathetic and worthless shitty spam cluttering up the board, it should at least contain some text and content.

Draenar · Post by **Draenar** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 5:35 pm

Calm down, Whim! Its not like you've never spammed at all is it?

But then again, maybe you haven't.

Whimemsz · Post by **Whimemsz** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 5:38 pm

Draenar wrote:Calm down, Whim! Its not like you've never spammed at all is it?

But then again, maybe you haven't.

Unfortunately, I have. Once or twice I've had a post that was nothing but "..." which I now very much regret.

Actually, I just hate that Mr. Green smiley. He's so...obnoxious.

Shm Jay · Post by **Shm Jay** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 5:52 pm

Whimemsz wrote:Actually, I just hate that Mr. Green smiley. He's so...obnoxious.

For some reason he reminds me of Jonathan Tegire

Whimemsz · Post by **Whimemsz** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 5:55 pm

Shm Jay wrote:
Whimemsz wrote:Actually, I just hate that Mr. Green smiley. He's so...obnoxious.
For some reason he reminds me of Jonathan Tegire :mrgreen:

That would be the primary reason for my hatred of him.

Trebor · Post by **Trebor** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 11:19 pm

Cctoide wrote:Crap, a paper fell off my desk. Of all days, why would a paper fall off my desk today? I'm really pissed that this paper fell off my desk. I blame it on the ZBB. The ZBB caused the paper to fall off my desk. Who's going to be held responsible for the paper falling off my desk? I want answers. ANSWERS, tolkiendammit!

From Euskera's Ephemera thread "What's with all the rant threads lately?".

Nuntar · Post by **Nuntar** » Mon Nov 07, 2005 5:50 am

Shm Jay, in the Google Print thread, wrote:What?s to stop me from taking your grammar and having it form the plot of a porno movie?

Well, actually, I can think of a few reasons.........

Echobeats · Post by **Echobeats** » Mon Nov 07, 2005 6:22 am

Nuntar wrote:
Shm Jay, in the Google Print thread, wrote:What?s to stop me from taking your grammar and having it form the plot of a porno movie?
Well, actually, I can think of a few reasons.........

Not least among them the fact that porno movies don't have plots.

Then again...

"Ooh yeah, embed that extended projection deep inside my VP shell! Rake me with your clause! Woah, I didn't know you were into Government and Binding! Do you believe in strict domination? I've got an exocentric compound here ? can you give it some head?"

Dazi · Post by **Dazi** » Mon Nov 07, 2005 11:46 am

Echobeats wrote:"Ooh yeah, embed that extended projection deep inside my VP shell! Rake me with your clause! Woah, I didn't know you were into Government and Binding! Do you believe in strict domination? I've got an exocentric compound here ? can you give it some head?"

Quoted.

캉탁 · Post by 캉탁 » Mon Nov 07, 2005 12:08 pm

Delalyra · Post by **Delalyra** » Mon Nov 07, 2005 2:41 pm

Echobeats wrote:"Ooh yeah, embed that extended projection deep inside my VP shell! Rake me with your clause! Woah, I didn't know you were into Government and Binding! Do you believe in strict domination? I've got an exocentric compound here ? can you give it some head?"

That is way too funny!

Hokulani · Post by **Hokulani** » Mon Nov 07, 2005 3:59 pm

aardwolf wrote:
When is a pharyngeal fricative not a pharyngeal fricative?

King wrote:
/me tears aardwolf's throat out.

Now.

[/quote]

Trebor · Post by **Trebor** » Mon Nov 07, 2005 5:50 pm

Hokulani wrote:[...]

Beat me to it!

However, that should be:

Code: Select all

[quote="King"][quote="aardwolf"]When is a pharyngeal fricative not a pharyngeal fricative?[/quote]
/me tears aardwolf's throat out. 

Now.[/quote]

Which comes out as:

King wrote:
aardwolf wrote:When is a pharyngeal fricative not a pharyngeal fricative?
/me tears aardwolf's throat out.

Now.

Dazi · Post by **Dazi** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 12:36 pm

i hereby quote the majority of this post:
http://www.spinnoff.com/zbb/viewtopic.p ... 536#305536

Tengado wrote:
Space Dracula wrote:
Rory wrote:Maybe it had shed its skin and you were just poking its former external form?
Lizards generally don't shed entire copies of themselves, identical in weight and structure, with the same coloration, and unbroken skin.
Despite the impression you may have got from some of my posts, Rory, I'm not entirely devoid of brain. Even on my dippiest day I don't think I could have managed that. Also I'd probabaly have noticed the other, identical but slightly larger, lizard, watching me. Giggling.

Adso de Fimnu wrote:Is there a reason you poked it with a chopstick? Did you assume he was more likely to react to that?
Yes actually - being a chinese lizard he's much more likely to respond to chopsticks. If I'd used a fork he wouldn't have recognised it, so I went for the option least liekly to confuse him.

UNPEAS wrote:well, NORMAL people don't go around prodding dead things with their fingers...
The chopstick was probably handy...
Indeed. And chopstick actually comes from the Cantonese word "tsap," meaning "to prod small, apparently dead, reptiles for diagnostic purposes." It's a technique from TCVM (Traditional Chinese Veterinary Medicine)

Hokulani wrote:I once kept some lizards in the freezer.
Freak. Why?

aws wrote:Perhaps he was just playing with your mind.
Quite possibly. Frankly not much would surprise me. I did seriously consider thepossibility I had dreamt it, except the heating light was switched off the next morning when I woke up, so I clearly had switched it off as I remembered.

Grath · Post by **Grath** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 2:13 pm

Whimemsz wrote:Seriously, Grath, for a post to not count as pathetic and worthless shitty spam cluttering up the board, it should at least contain some text and content.

I most humbly apologize. To compensate:

Darth Drydic wrote:Hey baby, wanna practice some quadrilabials?

Tengado · Post by **Tengado** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 6:15 pm

If I'd known there was a quote thread, I'd have already quoted one of the posts UNPEAS quotedme replying to. I think it deserves special attention so will get repeated:

Hokulani wrote:I once kept some lizards in the freezer.

Hokulani, obviously regretting buying The Illustrated Grammar of Tlingit instead of How to Look After your New Reptile.

Whimemsz · Post by **Whimemsz** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 6:18 pm

Grath wrote:
Whimemsz wrote:Seriously, Grath, for a post to not count as pathetic and worthless shitty spam cluttering up the board, it should at least contain some text and content.
I most humbly apologize. To compensate:
Darth Drydic wrote:Hey baby, wanna practice some quadrilabials?

You are forgiven. Plus your avatar is a badger, making you Cool.

Brel · Post by **Brel** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 2:54 am

pharazon wrote:Hey, look at the bright side: we can all laugh when their buildings and cars fall apart after they redefine pi as 3 in a few years.

Oh, and:

boomajoom wrote:If we're going to spam, we should spam. *spams*

Delalyra · Post by **Delalyra** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 7:14 pm

Harple wrote:
Dazi as UNPEAS wrote:
Feijuada wrote:Good for you because I invented the flamethrower, too.
ahhh but i can do this:
*sets off a volcano in feijuada's living room*
boo-yah!
Man, I hate it when somebody spills magma on the couch.

and

Space Dracula wrote:Wow, this thread has taken a turn for the incredibly fucking stupid.

all from http://www.spinnoff.com/zbb/viewtopic.p ... 1f263725fd

Trebor · Post by **Trebor** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 7:58 pm

Euskera wrote:
pharazon wrote:Hey, look at the bright side: we can all laugh when their buildings and cars fall apart after they redefine pi as 3 in a few years.

Some context seems lacking... For the record, Phar's post was in response to this:

[quote="In the Ephemera thread entitled "Why Kansas should be nuked" started by Feijuada, he"]I have family in Kansas so I'm sorry it has to happen, but it can't spread any more.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9967813/

Supporters of the new standards said they will promote academic freedom. ?It gets rid of a lot of dogma that?s being taught in the classroom today,? said board member John Bacon, an Olathe Republican.

In addition, the board rewrote the definition of science, so that it is no longer limited to the search for natural explanations of phenomena.

This article makes it even worse: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9368495/

[/quote]

캉탁 · Post by 캉탁 » Wed Nov 09, 2005 11:29 pm

Echobeats · Post by **Echobeats** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 6:37 am

pharazon wrote:
Aslan wrote:
Turtlehead wrote:I don't live in USA though.
That's why I said state instead of State. "state" is short for nation-state, and State refers to one of the American States.
Did you figure that out after you realized that an unemotional phoneme must be calculative and ultra blue in scale?

I don't geddit

. Am I being dumb?

Åge Kruger · Post by **Åge Kruger** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 7:00 am

No, you're just out of the loop.

Does anyone have those essays cach?d, by the way?