The Official ZBB Quote Thread

[graig]

I'm pleasured that Graig has kept a-breast on all the arousing statements that I've ejaculated lately. It's stimulating to know that he watches my testiculations with great vigor. Hopefully our future intercourses will stroke his fancy just as much.

Steady, boy...

[boomajoom]

or prying your breastus.

How on earth can you pry breasts? Shove your fingers down the cleavage? They?re not shoved up together against each other.

(I can?t believe I?m asking boomajoom, of all people.)

...

I don't know. It sounded more colorful than "try".

I don't have breasts, but in the event that I get some I'll let you know if they're pryable.

[Delalyra]

I don't have breasts, but in the event that I get some I'll let you know if they're pryable.

I'd say it's possible.....in a really perverted way.....

[Xonen]

I don't have breasts, but in the event that I get some I'll let you know if they're pryable.

I'd say it's possible.....in a really perverted way.....

What, boom getting breasts or them being pryable? If the former, then all he has to do is get really fat, which I'm not sure is terribly perverse? If the latter, then I wouldn't know, and probably don't want to.

[boomajoom]

I can always ask someone. "Hey, are those things pryable?"

I just have to make sure I have enough money for bail.

[Curlyjimsam]

Ignoring the topic's current thread of conversation:

It's not laugh-outloud-funny or anything, but I still think there's a message to be found in this:

Well, let him who has never spammed throw the first stone.

And this one did make me laugh:

My parents have a picture of me and both my siblings all in a bath together. I must have been about 6.

Aye, me too.

What the fuck were you doing in the bath with my siblings, you pervert?!?

[Delalyra]

Curlyjimam: Loved that last quote!

Tuomas and Boom: I meant prying one's breasts could be possible, though very strange....

[Xonen]

Tuomas and Boom: I meant prying one's breasts could be possible, though very strange....

Thanks, Del. This board truly is a goldmine of valuable information.

[캉탁]

[Turtlehead]

In Usono, the people there like to take some low-quality beef, mash it up, and put it between two slices of low-quality bread. It’s a common dish, especially among the young, and there are special restaurants that do nothing but sell this dish prepared as quickly as possible.

[Hokulani]

This is a bit funny.
This occured after we observed a discussion about underaged sex in #almea

.
<neek> pick up 17 or Teen Mag.
<Hokulani> Whatever, I'm not really into mags anyways.
<neek> Smart girl.
<neek> That's why you're a conlanger, not a baby maker.

This too, when discussing the Sketchbook thread in Ephemera

<Hokulani> most beginning artists hit the wall on noses & hands
<neek> Meh. It looks like they hit the wall with their nose. 'Sides that, tho, you've got really good talent.

[Turtlehead]

Try 'terrorists'. Worked for Bush & Co.

[Trebor]

Try 'terrorists'. Worked for Bush & Co.

Where did that come from?

[Turtlehead]

Try 'terrorists'. Worked for Bush & Co.

Where did that come from?

Carly the croc's thread about slavery in ephemera.

[Kuh-five]

i did have a seed of interest in the conlang stuff here, but there's so much bad feeling that i don't know if i want to come back here anymore. hmmm, let's see, micronation, nations have national languages... i might have wanted to explore the possibility of a national language for the federated union. you didn't think of that, did you? nope, you snobs have driven away someone who may have been interested in staying. good onya.

[blank stare II]

We, the unwilling, led by the unknowing, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful. We have done so much with so little that we can do anything with nothing.

I don't know what it means, but it stuck in my head.

Off topic: http://www.tickle.com ranked me in the 99th percentile(that's extremely good) for my logical thinking capability.

[Io]

No offense taken. A lot of people actually think I am... one gay guy at my school likes me, apparently because I have good 'dick-sucking lips'. Yes, that was a direct quote. Eew.

*giggles*

[blank stare II]

Oric, I'll never look at your zbb-meet pictures the same way again.

[Abbastanza]

So, it's 5 days till Christmas. Barring homoerotic Santa pictures

Well, shoot! What kind of Christmas is that?

Is there something wrong with being circumcised?

Somehow I don?t think of elves as being Jewish, Muslim, Ancient Egyptian, or Modern American.

http://www.tacobell.com/

1/2 pound beef and potato burrito + chicken quesadilla.

Game.

Aukh, I hate Mexican food. I absolutely abhor it, all of it.

This means that you hate mexican people. Racist.

The reason it took me so long was that I never used to go to Ephemera until like a month ago.

Please stop.

1) Inhale

2) Exhale

3) Repeat steps 1 & 2

4) Relax

Turtlehead is a tshur. May the gods help us upon this journey. Anpw, Wsir, I'm looking at you two. That is all.
Congratulations, head of turtle.

He is also, God help us, nineteen, according to the recent L&L survey thread.

TURTLEHEAD

is a tshur.

May the gods help us

tshur - t, h

help - e

sur + e = sure

TURTLEHEAD SURE

is = is

TURTLEHEAD SURE IS

us - u

this - t

s + t

journey - u

st + u

hlp - p

stu + p

his - i

stup + i

God - d

stupi + d

+ ,

TURTLEHEAD SURE IS STUPID, GO TO

recent - e

hl + e

hel + l

turtle + head

TURTLEHEAD SURE IS STUPID, GO TO HELL TURTLEHEAD


I cracked the code.

So what is the most children a women can have naturally?

I have googled it but I mustn't have worded it right or something.

Can someone please enlighten me and if all possible include your source so I can verify for myself?

It is for my conworld to see how fast the population could grow.

Thanks lots

The best idea I've seen thus far is from abba (one of the goats who has so seriously threatened our way of life, nay, our civilization and humanity). . .

If you live in the U.S., you know that Cracker Barrel is an "old-timey" themed restaurant chain, where every franchise also features a "country store" selling all sorts of novelties, and some great old-fashioned candy.


Two days ago, I met two friends for breakfast at Cracker Barrel. We all hada nice, satisfying old-timey breakfast, and then we went into the country store to play checkers and accordion. After that, we walked around and looked at the other stuff, and noticed a "Talking Toucan" with a microphone and a motion sensor. What you do is say something to it, and every time it senses somebody walking by, it repeats what you said in a high-pitched parrot voice. So before we left, one of my friends held the toucan up to his face and said "Welcome to my sodomy dungeon." Hearing that thing repeat the line over and over again as we left the store is one of the funniest things I've ever seen/heard.

Valinta, I constantly get the impression that if I met you, we would be wearing matching multi-colored headbands, identical roach clips, and the same "Big Lebowski"-esque robe.

What would the clips be identical to? I have a few headbands (got to keep that hair out of the eyes), but I never was a big robe guy.

I own my mother's hippie headband from the 60s, and about 6 others, also to keep the hair out of my eyes.

Well, I can't get viruses

Who're you? Jesus?

Edit: Why?

...but you can still call me the son of God and make a religion about me if you want.

CAN I TUCH UR BUT?

No, but you can pray to me for salvation.

The last few are from Valinta, because he is so quotable.

[캉탁]

[Egein]

Quote me, god damn it!

[Aslan]

Thanks for your insightful contributions, Aslan. Now please reward yourself with a nice cup of shut the fuck up.

It's really pretty unimpressive to pose as an authority on women and simultaneously insult one.

o_o

-Khang

I have been blessed by rage!

[Turtlehead]

This is a cool quote from the Language & Myth thread in C&C.

At least Latin lived, really lived, once, even if it's "resting" now. Esperanto was born comatose and there's been no evidence of higher brain functions since.

[¡Papapishu!]

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<dewrad> Well, there's absolutely nothing wrong with fucking twelve-year-olds. I've done it and enjoyed it.	
<Kasadkad> Yeah, but they can't pay much	
<dewrad> I got a mars bar.

Quote me, god damn it!

No.

[Neek]

I don't have breasts, but in the event that I get some I'll let you know if they're pryable.

I'd say it's possible.....in a really perverted way.....

Lord knows I'm a man, but that's still painfull.