The Official ZBB Quote Thread

[Delalyra]

On this subject: Why is sigquoting one's self considered such heresy?

It's not, really, it just (to me) looks a little egotistical to quote yourself. It looks better if you just put it in your sig as Your Thoughts, without the "XX wrote" business in the third person, imo.

[Shm Jay]

Because it shouts ?Looky looky what I have to say! It roxxors!? Even I know that and I?m a desperately unfashionable ancient.

[Brel]

Anyone remember this one?

Ice cream doesn't give you an orgasm

Switch brands.

[Delalyra]

those "dead" languages have to go somewhere.

why, they go to Language heaven, silly. There they can frollic in peace with Sumerian, Cornish, and North American Basque.

[Turtlehead]

EDIT: Double post .

[Turtlehead]

KFC, Macca D's, Burgerking, Starbucks and etc. should all go back from whence they came.

Oh mercy! Do we really have to take them back? Couldn't we cast the lot into the abyss instead?

[Delalyra]

This is why we keep Spack around.

And it would always be SO fun to discover words. I remember once we were talking and it got so passionate and out of controle. I had never spoken such a good Icelandic in all my life, and I was completely out of my mind after that. I was So happy and just..flying 10 feet over my head..

Sounds like you were learning sex words in Icelandic and then demonstrating.

J?!
J?!
J?!
J?!!
J???????!!!

[Soap]

I hate being picky about spelling, but can't we at least spell oligosynthetic properly?

Oops I didn't know how to spell it, so I just followed suite with everyone else

[Lleu]

I've been putting this off for a while. It's a little late, but:

THE PEOPLE OF THE HARDCORE PARTY NOMINATE ASLAN

I'd like to think that he doesn't have a chance, but then again, Hamas won.

[LaughingMan]

I miss curling. It?s fun to watch, and not horribly complicated.

Plus, if you press "mute", it just looks like there's a group of people really angry at some frozen water.

HAHAHAHA

[Delalyra]

Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem.

Suicide is a temporary solution to a permanent problem.

*chuckles* Amazing.

[Turtlehead]

If a random stranger came up to me and started chi-ing me, I'd look at them funny but I'd probably reply in kind.

- Welsh Lessons

[Tengado]

"Pegging" is something heterosexual couples do with strap-on dildos. There aren't that many options. Hint: They aren't using it as a utensil to eat pudding with.

I really shouldn't meddle in such highly refined topics, but I am still intrigued: why use artificial devices when there is a perfectly good natural one available?

Well, they're doing it the opposite way from usual. The natural one isn't really transferable, AFAIK.

Gsandi, showing his innocent inner nature

[Ruby]

BTW, Zomp, if you see this: Please rename this account into Zo. Thanks.

See the original name

[Jadyndar]

See also my sigquote...

[Delalyra]

See also my sigquote...

BTW, Zomp, if you see this: Please rename this account into Zo. Thanks.

See the original name

Nice ones! What thread is that from?

[Turtlehead]

Do they also believe the world is flat ?

Meh. Believe me, there still are those people...

If they live in Kansas, it's an understandable mistake. Everything around them IS flat.

From Feij's thread about people being stupid for not believing that the world revolves around the sun.

[Delalyra]

How much Spanish influence is there in American English? nada. Only a bunch of really macho Latinos think otherwise.

How much Yiddish influence is there on American English? Bupkis. Only a bunch of meshuggeh New Yorkers think otherwise.

How much German influence is there on American English? Nix. Only a bunch of dumb Krauts think otherwise.

How much Italian influence is there on American English? Fugeddabouddit. Only a bunch of goobahs and goomahs think otherwise.

Etc.

HAHAHAHAHAAA.....

[CGreathouse]

I liked Dewrad's commentary on mapmaking.

Real men zoom in to 600% magnification and edit the map pixel by pixel!

[Ink Pudding]

The problem with creating a conanything is that it needs a coneverything-else.

Found in a con-religion topic, started by MUBA.

Xhin's had (or had) that in his signature for some time. Only person I've known to sig-quote himself ...

No, Ink Pudding did, about Socialist yogurt.

If I wasn't going to quote it, then who would?
Certainly not the British.

[Delthayre]

For a time, on another forum, I quoted myself in my signature, but it was using my real name. That was mostly for a lark, I had been wondering how long it'd be before I gave the game up, or before someone figured it out. It actaully took rather a long time, I think I switched to Thucydides or something like that shortly there?fter.

[Delalyra]

For a time, on another forum, I quoted myself in my signature, but it was using my real name. That was mostly for a lark, I had been wondering how long it'd be before I gave the game up, or before someone figured it out. It actaully took rather a long time, I think I switched to Thucydides or something like that shortly there?fter.

That's funny....I should do that sometime.

[Delalyra]

Where is Shm Jay?
Feijuada is gone
It makes it sound like I?m the suspect in a murder mystery...

Ah-hah, Watson! The game is afoot!
*injects himself with cocaine*

my signature, but I'm going to change it soon and decided to document this here.

[Curlyjimsam]

Me like (on John Lennon's Imagine):

this song is pathetic, jonh clearly wants what humanity can not give.

I think humanity is capable of imagination. I also think a good number are capable of capitalizing proper nouns.

[Delalyra]

Bumping with some more...all from Shm jay's "JoJo" thread in Ephemera.

Have you ever played a country song in reverse? You get your truck back, your dog back, your wife back, and you stop drinking.

But country is awesome.

If you like the musical equiavlent of pick up trucks.

Unfortunately, I like emo music

*slits wrists, fails AGAIN*.

*Shoots gremlins* There, it's all over.