The Official ZBB Quote Thread
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IRC goodness...
#erelae:
<tatapyranga> while (s/(?<!\")\b$protocol:[^\s\<\>\[\]"'\(\)]*[^\s\<\>\[\]"'\(\)\,\.\?]/$mark$InPlaceUrl$mark/) {
<tatapyranga> $InPlaceUrl[$InPlaceUrl++] = $&
<tatapyranga> }
<goneriku> Yeah
<ozy> dude! tata! you just wrote a web browser!
<Delalyra> I do have an awful joke, if anyone wants to hear it
<ozy> I'll listen
<Delalyra> it's a gay joke...
<Delalyra> hopefully people aren’t offended
* Soap listens
<ozy> gon might be
<Pthag> I FIND THAT OFFENSIVE
<Pthag> Oh sure, I just find people worryigng about offense offensive
<gonerika> Rainer
<gonerika> Want to hit on me, 2?
<Rainer> No
<Rainer> Rather not
#isharia:
<Kasadkad> MY LITTLE PONY
<Whimemsz> WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
<Kasadkad> Whim still plays with his My Little Pony when he feels sad!
<dewrad> MAE POPETH YN RONG!
<Kasadkad> My popes in wrong?
<Kevlako> Can stress and anxiety cause increased blood pressure?
<Kevlako> And increased blood pressure can cause internal hemorrhages, right?
<Kevlako> So if I'm worried I might get an internal hemorrhage, I WILL get an internal hemorrhage?
<Kasadkad> Yep, Xeph
<Kasadkad> Happens all the time
<Kasadkad> Oh shit
<Kasadkad> There goes my spleen
<Brel> I AM THE MACHINE
<Brel> er
<Brel> sorry, couldn't resist saying that for some reason
<tatapyranga> you are the machine, Brel?
<Brel> ah, yes, apparently
<vlad> Fuck.
<vlad> Words are hard.
<Delalyra> ...in bed.
* Delalyra sniggers
<SurdBendur> hehe
<SurdBendur> Adding "in bed" makes any statement funny.
<Soap> except "I enjoy sleeping"
<Cctoide> my name is Izing
<Cctoide> General Izing.
<Rainer> People scream and cry about forests being logged
<Rainer> But plowing up previously undisturbed grassland is equally, if not more, ecologically destructive
<Rainer> Sadly, there's only several thousand acres of undisturbed grassland left in Illinois.
<CUM_quesa> Rainer, you will become Johnny Grassland-seed
<CUM_quesa> you will walk around the land with a cap, planting grass seeds everywhere and living off the generosity of the people
<m> what happen
<Isharian_1> someone set us up the #almeans
#erelae:
<tatapyranga> while (s/(?<!\")\b$protocol:[^\s\<\>\[\]"'\(\)]*[^\s\<\>\[\]"'\(\)\,\.\?]/$mark$InPlaceUrl$mark/) {
<tatapyranga> $InPlaceUrl[$InPlaceUrl++] = $&
<tatapyranga> }
<goneriku> Yeah
<ozy> dude! tata! you just wrote a web browser!
<Delalyra> I do have an awful joke, if anyone wants to hear it
<ozy> I'll listen
<Delalyra> it's a gay joke...
<Delalyra> hopefully people aren’t offended
* Soap listens
<ozy> gon might be
<Pthag> I FIND THAT OFFENSIVE
<Pthag> Oh sure, I just find people worryigng about offense offensive
<gonerika> Rainer
<gonerika> Want to hit on me, 2?
<Rainer> No
<Rainer> Rather not
#isharia:
<Kasadkad> MY LITTLE PONY
<Whimemsz> WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
<Kasadkad> Whim still plays with his My Little Pony when he feels sad!
<dewrad> MAE POPETH YN RONG!
<Kasadkad> My popes in wrong?
<Kevlako> Can stress and anxiety cause increased blood pressure?
<Kevlako> And increased blood pressure can cause internal hemorrhages, right?
<Kevlako> So if I'm worried I might get an internal hemorrhage, I WILL get an internal hemorrhage?
<Kasadkad> Yep, Xeph
<Kasadkad> Happens all the time
<Kasadkad> Oh shit
<Kasadkad> There goes my spleen
<Brel> I AM THE MACHINE
<Brel> er
<Brel> sorry, couldn't resist saying that for some reason
<tatapyranga> you are the machine, Brel?
<Brel> ah, yes, apparently
<vlad> Fuck.
<vlad> Words are hard.
<Delalyra> ...in bed.
* Delalyra sniggers
<SurdBendur> hehe
<SurdBendur> Adding "in bed" makes any statement funny.
<Soap> except "I enjoy sleeping"
<Cctoide> my name is Izing
<Cctoide> General Izing.
<Rainer> People scream and cry about forests being logged
<Rainer> But plowing up previously undisturbed grassland is equally, if not more, ecologically destructive
<Rainer> Sadly, there's only several thousand acres of undisturbed grassland left in Illinois.
<CUM_quesa> Rainer, you will become Johnny Grassland-seed
<CUM_quesa> you will walk around the land with a cap, planting grass seeds everywhere and living off the generosity of the people
<m> what happen
<Isharian_1> someone set us up the #almeans
[dEl.@."lir\.@] <-- correct pronunciation of my username.
<Rhob> I have a fetish for women.
<Rhob> I have a fetish for women.
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aanimo wrote:Now we know what happened to the escaped fortune-cookie writer. . .leonsherlock wrote:Geek? Nobody can call themselves geek. Titles are earned. Labels are self defeating. Coolness is free of the need to be cool. Geekicity is free of the need to bee geek.
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<Rhob> I have a fetish for women.
<Rhob> I have a fetish for women.
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Haha, I started that. Someone said that "a blue horse is not a horse" and I said, "no, it's a my little pony," and general mayhem ensued.Whimemsz wrote:What the....? When did that happen? I don't remember that conversation. I assume it was part of a larger conversation where nothing was making sense?<Kasadkad> MY LITTLE PONY
<Whimemsz> WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
<Kasadkad> Whim still plays with his My Little Pony when he feels sad!
[dEl.@."lir\.@] <-- correct pronunciation of my username.
<Rhob> I have a fetish for women.
<Rhob> I have a fetish for women.
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From one of the threads Serali jacked by not reading for context:
-Klaivas- wrote:Heh, like your sig. I didn't read the quote, only the "I'm Bi" bit, and I thought for a moment that you and bi (the user) were the same personvampyre_smiles wrote:If you read things out of context they tend to seem screwed up.
Note to self: Read from top to bottom.
The stars are an ocean. Your breasts, are also an ocean.
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Wow... That can go so many ways, I'm not going to try thinking about it...saizai wrote:I think that isMr. Saturday wrote:If they want it, they can search for it. It's like giving a machine gun to a retarded monkey, what you're doing.
a) extremely insulting to the <18yo members of the board ("retarded monkeys" you call them?)
b) overblown (whom is someone going to kill with some furry porn? and how?)
The stars are an ocean. Your breasts, are also an ocean.
From this thread discussing this thread ("English is most probably the strongest language")
Maid me larph.bulbaquil wrote:English speling is cosistent? When did this happan and why wans't I toled?
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http://www.spinnoff.com/zbb/viewtopic.p ... 146#471146
leonsherlock wrote:It's my language and I will do whatever I want*
*Which includes making Serali the word for gullible
Serali wrote:Did you have to put me in it? And Serali doesn't mean gullible and I'm not gullible. Serali is the name of one of my writing systems which also goes by the name Seral. The language is called Seral or Serali.
Thi sisaf akecon langbu tno onec antell. Ia mwor kingo nare aloneb utver yslo wly. :(
Kigdatsi/Humans of Su-0-0: Gae/nosf S5 Dnho Om Tc/m CL/-- SE1 CD4-3 CC1/5 CO5/1 E3 Pe,f
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More IRC Goodness:
* Zeikan gives dazi a teat
<Zeikan> *treat
<Shinali> you people frighten me
<Cctoide> Indeed, adverbs are the sluts of the grammatical city.
<Cctoide> Nae's brain has frozen
<Kyrie> nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
<Cctoide> Please redirect heat ray to Finland
<Slereah> It's already too cold here!
<Slereah> Finns don't need heat.
<Slereah> Otherwise, they'd move
<Nae> we have insulated houses.
<Nae> Seriously.
<Cctoide> Okay, redirect heat ray to France to make Slereah happy
<Cctoide> In fact, redirect ALL the heat rays
<Cctoide> Mr. Saturday <HAET> Khang!
<Cctoide> Serali <HAET> Khang
<Cctoide> Hence, Mr. Saturday = Serali!
<Hokulani> somehow, I cant picture Mr. Saturday as a 14 year old girl
<Slereah> I can. Is it healthy?
<Cctoide> It's healthy and wealthy
<Hokulani>http://www.cafepress.com/buy/Murtagh/-/ ... pg_/c_/fpt_ <= very very funny
<Cctoide> they mispelled Morgoth
<Naima> I got a new cellamophone!
<Slereah> Is it a cell phone for homos?
<Soap> noooo
<Soap> you have committed a horrible sin
<Soap> you have confused length with openness
<Soap> I mean that is, our word "melon" is just a loan from Greek's word for apple. Which it is, yes
<tatapyranga> ahh
<vohpenonomae> no, melon is a loan from quenya
<Soap> Primordial Soup = just somebody
<WurdBendur> Primordial Soup = God
<Xephyr> ...
<Xephyr> An example of idiocy:
<Xephyr> Responding to a question in a NOTA thread with a link to an Ephemera post
<Xephyr> That's like putting a single housefly in a glass case in Smithsonian, and keeping the glass case there for YEARS.
<vohpenonoma> every time i see the zbb poster "spiff"'s name, i think i see "spliff"
<Xephyr> "Eagina" would really be a good name for an Eragon-mockery.
<Kasadkad> Tximist: IM NAKED
<vlad> Kasadkad is down to stripping off the muscle
<Brel> I'll have what he's smoking!
<Kasadkad> Don't listen it's a trick
<Kasadkad> Brel's just hitting on you
* Kasadkad[sleep] gives Brel a goodnight kiss
<Pyurio> Goodnight blowjob.
* Zeikan gives dazi a teat
<Zeikan> *treat
<Shinali> you people frighten me
<Cctoide> Indeed, adverbs are the sluts of the grammatical city.
<Cctoide> Nae's brain has frozen
<Kyrie> nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
<Cctoide> Please redirect heat ray to Finland
<Slereah> It's already too cold here!
<Slereah> Finns don't need heat.
<Slereah> Otherwise, they'd move
<Nae> we have insulated houses.
<Nae> Seriously.
<Cctoide> Okay, redirect heat ray to France to make Slereah happy
<Cctoide> In fact, redirect ALL the heat rays
<Cctoide> Mr. Saturday <HAET> Khang!
<Cctoide> Serali <HAET> Khang
<Cctoide> Hence, Mr. Saturday = Serali!
<Hokulani> somehow, I cant picture Mr. Saturday as a 14 year old girl
<Slereah> I can. Is it healthy?
<Cctoide> It's healthy and wealthy
<Hokulani>http://www.cafepress.com/buy/Murtagh/-/ ... pg_/c_/fpt_ <= very very funny
<Cctoide> they mispelled Morgoth
<Naima> I got a new cellamophone!
<Slereah> Is it a cell phone for homos?
<Soap> noooo
<Soap> you have committed a horrible sin
<Soap> you have confused length with openness
<Soap> I mean that is, our word "melon" is just a loan from Greek's word for apple. Which it is, yes
<tatapyranga> ahh
<vohpenonomae> no, melon is a loan from quenya
<Soap> Primordial Soup = just somebody
<WurdBendur> Primordial Soup = God
<Xephyr> ...
<Xephyr> An example of idiocy:
<Xephyr> Responding to a question in a NOTA thread with a link to an Ephemera post
<Xephyr> That's like putting a single housefly in a glass case in Smithsonian, and keeping the glass case there for YEARS.
<vohpenonoma> every time i see the zbb poster "spiff"'s name, i think i see "spliff"
<Xephyr> "Eagina" would really be a good name for an Eragon-mockery.
<Kasadkad> Tximist: IM NAKED
<vlad> Kasadkad is down to stripping off the muscle
<Brel> I'll have what he's smoking!
<Kasadkad> Don't listen it's a trick
<Kasadkad> Brel's just hitting on you
* Kasadkad[sleep] gives Brel a goodnight kiss
<Pyurio> Goodnight blowjob.
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That is win.Hokulani wrote:<Cctoide> Mr. Saturday <HAET> Khang!
<Cctoide> Serali <HAET> Khang
<Cctoide> Hence, Mr. Saturday = Serali!
<Hokulani> somehow, I cant picture Mr. Saturday as a 14 year old girl
<Slereah> I can. Is it healthy?
<Cctoide> It's healthy and wealthy
Roll the dice.
Every soul's got a price.
[b]Chaotic Sexy[/b]
Every soul's got a price.
[b]Chaotic Sexy[/b]
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Here are some that I find absoluetly hilarious:
That one nearly killed me.Only 1 symbol in the alphabet. Ever. Although to be fair, this one symbol can never ever be written because it's too complicated and simply looking at it will make your brain explode and that's not a metaphor (come here Serali......
ROTFL LMAO!A language in wich every word is /serali/ with only a variation in vowel and consonant length and tones.
[quote="Zereskaoate"]I am, however a slave to the boingies. [img]http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x180/Wapo_Gipo_Frogs88/Boingies/th_thsau222jpg-2.gif[/img][/quote]
[img]http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x180/Wapo_Gipo_Frogs88/th_1-1.gif[/img]
[img]http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x180/Wapo_Gipo_Frogs88/th_1-1.gif[/img]
Nuntar obviously does not think that we should go back to quotes here.
<Delalyra> Question Of The Day:
<Delalyra> how do you have sex while playing a violin?
<Words> why did she unplug the screen?
<Delalyra> becuase it was sex
<Delalyra> of course
<Words> ohh i missed the part before that line and somehow read it as i
<Words> and couldn't figure out why your teacher found your presence in a movie disturbing
<goneriku> And for a moment I thought Dazi implied she was unsure why the teacher unplugged the TV because Dela was in a sex scene.
<goneriku> That was confusing.
<Delalyra> Question Of The Day:
<Delalyra> how do you have sex while playing a violin?
<Words> why did she unplug the screen?
<Delalyra> becuase it was sex
<Delalyra> of course
<Words> ohh i missed the part before that line and somehow read it as i
<Words> and couldn't figure out why your teacher found your presence in a movie disturbing
<goneriku> And for a moment I thought Dazi implied she was unsure why the teacher unplugged the TV because Dela was in a sex scene.
<goneriku> That was confusing.