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A Serali baiting thread.......You guys are just looking for trouble aren't you?
[quote="Zereskaoate"]I am, however a slave to the boingies. [img]http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x180/Wapo_Gipo_Frogs88/Boingies/th_thsau222jpg-2.gif[/img][/quote]

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prepareth thineselves:
OOOHHH YAAAAAAAYYYYYY :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY OMG OMG OMG :D :D :D :D :D :D :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY YAAAAAAAAAAY :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: OMG THAT IS LYK SO SUPER COOL I LOVE IT :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
You know I actually find that funny! :o
[quote="Zereskaoate"]I am, however a slave to the boingies. [img]http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x180/Wapo_Gipo_Frogs88/Boingies/th_thsau222jpg-2.gif[/img][/quote]

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Serali - my suggestion was for the betterment of you and the rest of the board who don't want to have this stuff poluting every single frickin thread. If people won't listen to reason and stfu with baiting you, why not have them do it all in a thread where you and the rest of us don't have to see it. ESP. in this thread, where I come expecting a funny quote and instead get more: "Lol, Serali-baitingness". Let this be the last post. Back to the funny quotes people!
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IRC fun (after Mr. Saturday was de-opped):

* MrSaturday peels a lemon
<MrSaturday> Do you know how hard it is to peel a lemon?
<MrSaturday> I mean, peel it like an orange?
<MrSaturday> Hint: Pretty fucking hard.
<MrSaturday> That's how pissed I am.
<MrSaturday> I'm going to eat a fucking lemon.
<Whimemsz> ...
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That's awesome. Peeling lemons.
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I just finished eating another lemon.

I'm still pissed.
Roll the dice.
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Coelacanth wrote:IRC fun (after Mr. Saturday was de-opped):

* MrSaturday peels a lemon
<MrSaturday> Do you know how hard it is to peel a lemon?
<MrSaturday> I mean, peel it like an orange?
<MrSaturday> Hint: Pretty fucking hard.
<MrSaturday> That's how pissed I am.
<MrSaturday> I'm going to eat a fucking lemon.
<Whimemsz> ...
BACKGROUND TO THIS QUOTE:

After months of #almea being in no one's control, we got an IRCop to come over to give someone control of the channel. Mr Saturday wanted it to be him, inasmuch as it's basically entirely his channel anyway (it's mostly just him talking). So everyone in there said, sure, let Mr Saturday have ops. And indeed, he got control of the channel. For all the enemies Mr Saturday is made, I give you this gift: (sorry, Foop...)

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Oh fuck you.
Roll the dice.
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<Feijuada> "If you believed what I believed, you'd know that there was a God!"
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finlay wrote:
Imralu wrote:QUESTION-PARTICLE Khang COPULA Sano
EXPRESSION OF OBVIOUSNESS

kodé wrote:Must... stop... self... from... agreeing... with... Saturday...


AUUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


tHe trAnSforMaTIOn is COmpLeTe

BORGASM!! BORGASM!! DETONATE>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>




the... the ANTIDOTE

whew... close one.

Still agree with you tho', Mr. Football-Star-in-Disguise
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Post by Chengjiang »

Anguipes wrote:
Mr. Saturday wrote:There's... pyramid head yaoi? OH GOD. OOOH GOOOD. FUUUUUCK.
I dread to think what you'd be like if you actually had an imagination. Honestly, Pyramid Head yaoi is just obvious.
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Post by quentin »

Coelacanth wrote:IRC fun (after Mr. Saturday was de-opped):

* MrSaturday peels a lemon
<MrSaturday> Do you know how hard it is to peel a lemon?
<MrSaturday> I mean, peel it like an orange?
<MrSaturday> Hint: Pretty fucking hard.
<MrSaturday> That's how pissed I am.
<MrSaturday> I'm going to eat a fucking lemon.
<Whimemsz> ...
When I first read this I read "pissed" to mean drunk, i.e. the usual British sense. While I assume it was meant more in the sense of "pissed off", I still think the first is funnier.
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-Klaivas- wrote:Some people here wouldn't know a parody if it rained down from the sky, came to life and slapped them several thousand times in the face with a wet fish.
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WeepingElf wrote:Hallo!
Xephyr wrote:
Turtlehead wrote:
con quesa wrote:Maybe Welsh. :)
:evil: Welsh is the most evolved language in the World..
What? More even than Maori?
Tells a lot that the Benedictine monks placed Welsh and Maori so far away from each other - because a Welsh-Maori creole would be far too dangerous :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
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From #isharia:

[22:05] <CUM_quesa> hey, today is the day that Kurt Cobain died
[22:05] <Sleep> no that was 13 years ago
Ulrike Meinhof wrote:The merger is between /8/ and /9/, merging into /8/. Seeing as they're just one number apart, that's not too strange.
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from #erelae:

<vawrtuhcks> wtf... daniel radcliffe is jewish...
<vawrtuhcks> great, now people have reason to believe we practice witchcraft

<CUM_SIURAN> it would be fun to nuke saudi arabia
<CUM_SIURAN> see how much of the desert we could turn to glass

*Rainer opens up the Book of Eddy and reads, "Aren't all republicans crazy?"
*Rainer opens up the Book of Eddy and reads, "Need I point out that government exists to protect the power of the rich and powerful?"

More later.
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#erelae:

<Rainer> <censored>
<Rainer> <censored>
<Rainer> <censored>
<Rainer> <censored>
<Rainer> <censored>
<tatapyranga> I've had it with this motherfucking censorship in this motherfucking channel
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-Klaivas- wrote:
Ollock wrote:I'm a straight male!
That's what all lesbian women say when they're in denial. You lose an internet.
[quote="Funkypudding"]Read Tuomas' sig.[/quote]
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TomHChappell, on vaginas:
I think about them a lot and like looking at them.
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*Naima stabs vortux's asshole with his oversized dick, causing him pain
<Delalyra> that's fun
<vortux> !
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What I said above was out of context, by the way. Still funny, though.

#isharia:

<jlyne> lolz my ancestors rapeds urs lolz dat must have suked
<Pthag> jlyne ya cuz now the cards r turnd its quit ironic
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Dela's just trying to salvage her reputation.
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Salmoneus wrote:Male genitals are ugly, and when flaccid they are also the visual representation of pointlessness.
Brilliant. I'd sigquote it if I did sigquotes.
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Anguipes wrote:
Salmoneus wrote:Male genitals are ugly, and when flaccid they are also the visual representation of pointlessness.
Brilliant. I'd sigquote it if I did sigquotes.
LOL that's brilliant. Where and when was that?

At least female genitals resemble flowers. Boobs are the visual representation of absolute genious. How can something so great be so useful? As the old addage goes "Breast is best." Who can argue with that?
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Turtlehead wrote:
Anguipes wrote:
Salmoneus wrote:Male genitals are ugly, and when flaccid they are also the visual representation of pointlessness.
Brilliant. I'd sigquote it if I did sigquotes.
LOL that's brilliant. Where and when was that?

At least female genitals resemble flowers. Boobs are the visual representation of absolute genious. How can something so great be so useful? As the old addage goes "Breast is best." Who can argue with that?
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