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In #erelae:
<Andrea> BTW - my name is the only one that shows up black - how do I make it blue like everybody else's ?
<Andrea> BTW - my name is the only one that shows up black - how do I make it blue like everybody else's ?
[quote="Downtimer"]I was "let go" (canned, but no one said it straight out) from a daycare center because I was too affectionate with the kids (that's just how I am, I'm not a molester or anything)[/quote]
- Mr. Saturday
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Kuvdamos wrote:I think sex is overrated anyway. When I was 17 I lived near a preschool. Several times I asked the kids there if they would like to have sex with me, but I never got a yes answer. I was surprised at their lack of interest in such an exciting experience ... I wasn't even going to charge them for it.
Roll the dice.
Every soul's got a price.
[b]Chaotic Sexy[/b]
Every soul's got a price.
[b]Chaotic Sexy[/b]
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vohpenonomae wrote:Actually, brain tissue can't sense pain. But I agree with the sentiment you're aiming for.Mr. Saturday wrote:This is like being stabbed in the brain. Ow. Ow. Ow.
Matt wrote:I'm not scoffing. If English was good enough for Jesus, it's definitely good enough for High Fantasy.vohpenonomae wrote:Don't scoff; English has been the basis for many a great Fantasy Language.
[dEl.@."lir\.@] <-- correct pronunciation of my username.
<Rhob> I have a fetish for women.
<Rhob> I have a fetish for women.
Mezzo wrote:My female has to be beautiful and intelligent. I won't take any other seriously.
From "So... who's a virgin?".Mezzo wrote:I'm pretty much ready to have sex with anything that moves and has a vagina.
Kuku-kuku kaki kakak kakekku kaku kaku.
'the toenails of my grandfather's elder brother are stiff'
'the toenails of my grandfather's elder brother are stiff'
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I'm taking this out of my sig for a nobler purpose.#isharia wrote:* MUBA yawns
* Milami throws cold water on MUBA to wake him up
<MUBA> woaw fuck
<Milami> awake?
<MUBA> yeah yeah!!
* Milami gives MUBA a towel and some warm tea
* MUBA dries and drinks
<Milami> HEY! NO DRINKING AND DRYING!
And now I sleep.
The pig go. Go is to the fountain. The pig put foot. Grunt. Foot in what? ketchup. The dove fly. Fly is in sky. The dove drop something. The something on the pig. The pig disgusting.
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From "So ... who's going to Hell?" in Ephemera:
Pthag wrote:Debating with a Jew is like wrestling with a hog. It is hard work and eventually you realise the Jew is enjoying it more than you.
--Friedrich Nietzsche, Why I Am So Good At The Internet
[ʈʂʰɤŋtɕjɑŋ], or whatever you can comfortably pronounce that's close to that
Formerly known as Primordial Soup
Supporter of use of [ȶ ȡ ȵ ȴ] in transcription
It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a 青.
Formerly known as Primordial Soup
Supporter of use of [ȶ ȡ ȵ ȴ] in transcription
It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a 青.
- LinguistCat
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From "Thus: Who is Pagan?"NTiOzymandias wrote:Of course Evangelion is accurate. It's a little-known fact that the angels described in the Bible are not feathery androgynes, but rather, grotesque giant robots which often as not defy Euclidian geometry.Eddy wrote:Aw, say it ain't so. Please don't tell me Neon Genesis Evangelion is no better, either.
The stars are an ocean. Your breasts, are also an ocean.
- vohpenonomae
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A drunken Dudicon in #isharia:
<Dudicon> Should I got o Micdonalds
<vohpenonomae> how will you get there?
<Dudicon> It is like 100 yard from her
<Dudicon> I will walk
<vohpenonomae> you could get picked up by the cops for PI
<Dudicon> PI?
<vohpenonomae> public intoxication
<Dudicon> Nah
<Dudicon> I've got picked up for worse
<vohpenonomae> what?
<Dudicon> And the cops around here aren't bad
<Dudicon> DUI
<vohpenonomae> damn
<vohpenonomae> you were arrested?
<Dudicon> Yeah
<vohpenonomae> who bailed you out?
<Dudicon> Frieands
<Dudicon> *Frienads
<Dudicon> *Friends
<vohpenonomae> what was the jail like?
<Dudicon> Not bad
<vohpenonomae> did you get buttfucked?
[long pause]
<vohpenonomae> your hesitating tells me yes
"On that island lies the flesh and bone of the Great Charging Bear, for as long as the grass grows and water runs," he said. "Where his spirit dwells, no one can say."
I've got one:
Oh, and another:Serali wrote:How do you say "boingy" in Itlani?
Imralu wrote:Oh no, if only someone had told me this earlier, the whole thing could've been avoided.Salmoneus wrote:3. Imralu, not every post has to be about how you're gay.I don't recall ... in fact I don't recall my "I'm gay" threads. I mention it a fair bit in posts, on other people's threads, and I have been known to start the odd thread about my personal life - and for some reason if I mention my love life, I find it hard not to allude to the fact that I'm gay. Does it bother you? Sorry, I'll try to ...Salmoneus wrote:But I've explained my point of view many times before in your other 'I'm gay' threads, so I'll not go further here.
GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY!!!
oh, sorry ... it just slipped out.
[quote="Tsiasuk-Pron"]Once again the Itlani are amazed at the Terrans! 8)[/quote]
[quote="Ollock"]Wakaka! Laadan? I thought I'd heard there was something odd about you. :P[/quote]
[quote="Ollock"]Wakaka! Laadan? I thought I'd heard there was something odd about you. :P[/quote]
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-- from the "Polysynthetic Conlang" thread.Ice Cube wrote:Damn, I'm such a G it's pathetic... Now pimpin' ain't easy but it's necessary, so I'm chasin bitches like Tom chased Jerry... I'll put the pedal to the floor, in my two-tone Ford Explorer. You know how it's done, sounds bumpin'---ain't that somethin'? Jumped on the 110. She's flyin' in the Blazer like "go-go Speed Racer," but I ain't gonna chase her like racer X; but I won't flex, til it's time to have sex.
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