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In #erelae:

<Andrea> BTW - my name is the only one that shows up black - how do I make it blue like everybody else's ?
[quote="Downtimer"]I was "let go" (canned, but no one said it straight out) from a daycare center because I was too affectionate with the kids (that's just how I am, I'm not a molester or anything)[/quote]

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Kuvdamos wrote:I think sex is overrated anyway. When I was 17 I lived near a preschool. Several times I asked the kids there if they would like to have sex with me, but I never got a yes answer. I was surprised at their lack of interest in such an exciting experience ... I wasn't even going to charge them for it.
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vohpenonomae wrote:
Mr. Saturday wrote:This is like being stabbed in the brain. Ow. Ow. Ow.
Actually, brain tissue can't sense pain. But I agree with the sentiment you're aiming for.
Matt wrote:
vohpenonomae wrote:Don't scoff; English has been the basis for many a great Fantasy Language. :)
I'm not scoffing. If English was good enough for Jesus, it's definitely good enough for High Fantasy.
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Mezzo wrote:My female has to be beautiful and intelligent. I won't take any other seriously.
Mezzo wrote:I'm pretty much ready to have sex with anything that moves and has a vagina.
From "So... who's a virgin?".
Kuku-kuku kaki kakak kakekku kaku kaku.
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#isharia wrote:* MUBA yawns
* Milami throws cold water on MUBA to wake him up
<MUBA> woaw fuck :D
<Milami> awake?
<MUBA> yeah yeah!!
* Milami gives MUBA a towel and some warm tea
* MUBA dries and drinks
<Milami> HEY! NO DRINKING AND DRYING!
I'm taking this out of my sig for a nobler purpose.

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Turtlehead, informative as always, wrote:Well the sun and the moon are quite different.
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From "So ... who's going to Hell?" in Ephemera:
Pthag wrote:Debating with a Jew is like wrestling with a hog. It is hard work and eventually you realise the Jew is enjoying it more than you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche, Why I Am So Good At The Internet
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Post by kodé »

ils wrote:Heartburn has driven more of History than many of us care to guess.
linguoboy wrote:
GrinningManiac wrote:Local pronunciation - /ˈtoʊ.stə/
Ah, so now I know where Towcester pastries originated! Cheers.

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ils wrote:
Rodlox wrote:1. how is conlanging nerdy?
Because it doesn't have teams, jerseys, cheerleaders and a professional league. What, nobody told you this?
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NTiOzymandias wrote:
Eddy wrote:Aw, say it ain't so. Please don't tell me Neon Genesis Evangelion is no better, either.
Of course Evangelion is accurate. It's a little-known fact that the angels described in the Bible are not feathery androgynes, but rather, grotesque giant robots which often as not defy Euclidian geometry.
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Post by vohpenonomae »

A drunken Dudicon in #isharia:
<Dudicon> Should I got o Micdonalds
<vohpenonomae> how will you get there?
<Dudicon> It is like 100 yard from her
<Dudicon> I will walk
<vohpenonomae> you could get picked up by the cops for PI
<Dudicon> PI?
<vohpenonomae> public intoxication
<Dudicon> Nah
<Dudicon> I've got picked up for worse
<vohpenonomae> what?
<Dudicon> And the cops around here aren't bad
<Dudicon> DUI
<vohpenonomae> damn
<vohpenonomae> you were arrested?
<Dudicon> Yeah
<vohpenonomae> who bailed you out?
<Dudicon> Frieands
<Dudicon> *Frienads
<Dudicon> *Friends
<vohpenonomae> what was the jail like?
<Dudicon> Not bad
<vohpenonomae> did you get buttfucked?
[long pause]
<vohpenonomae> your hesitating tells me yes
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Post by Downtimer »

I've got one:
Serali wrote:How do you say "boingy" in Itlani? :mrgreen:
Oh, and another:
Imralu wrote:
Salmoneus wrote:3. Imralu, not every post has to be about how you're gay.
Oh no, if only someone had told me this earlier, the whole thing could've been avoided.
Salmoneus wrote:But I've explained my point of view many times before in your other 'I'm gay' threads, so I'll not go further here.
I don't recall ... in fact I don't recall my "I'm gay" threads. I mention it a fair bit in posts, on other people's threads, and I have been known to start the odd thread about my personal life - and for some reason if I mention my love life, I find it hard not to allude to the fact that I'm gay. Does it bother you? Sorry, I'll try to ...

GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY!!!

oh, sorry ... it just slipped out.
[quote="Tsiasuk-Pron"]Once again the Itlani are amazed at the Terrans! 8)[/quote]
[quote="Ollock"]Wakaka! Laadan? I thought I'd heard there was something odd about you. :P[/quote]

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Post by Mr. Saturday »

Those are... funny?
Roll the dice.
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Post by ghur »

Mr. Saturday wrote:Those are... funny?
Yes.

Well, obviously the poster thinks so, anyway.

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Post by Downtimer »

Do they have to be funny?

I just liked them, that's all.
[quote="Tsiasuk-Pron"]Once again the Itlani are amazed at the Terrans! 8)[/quote]
[quote="Ollock"]Wakaka! Laadan? I thought I'd heard there was something odd about you. :P[/quote]

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Post by Mr. Saturday »

They have to be funny.
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Post by Kuh-five »

TomHChappell wrote:
Mr. Saturday wrote:Those are... funny?
Yes.
Actually, you're wrong.
[quote="Downtimer"]I was "let go" (canned, but no one said it straight out) from a daycare center because I was too affectionate with the kids (that's just how I am, I'm not a molester or anything)[/quote]

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Post by Delalyra »

#erelae:

<Dudicon> Premarital sex is what makes me get up in the morning.
<CUM_quesa> I use my cell phone for that
<CUM_quesa> it plays 'Rio' by Duran Duran



:mrgreen:
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Ice Cube wrote:Damn, I'm such a G it's pathetic... Now pimpin' ain't easy but it's necessary, so I'm chasin bitches like Tom chased Jerry... I'll put the pedal to the floor, in my two-tone Ford Explorer. You know how it's done, sounds bumpin'---ain't that somethin'? Jumped on the 110. She's flyin' in the Blazer like "go-go Speed Racer," but I ain't gonna chase her like racer X; but I won't flex, til it's time to have sex.
-- from the "Polysynthetic Conlang" thread.

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Post by Mr. Saturday »

What.
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Mr. Saturday wrote:What.
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I pronounce that /ni"Zer\/.
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