The Official ZBB Quote Thread

Turtlehead · Post by **Turtlehead** » Fri May 11, 2007 10:41 pm

Etermil wrote:

A girl kitten?

Xephyr · Post by **Xephyr** » Sat May 12, 2007 12:02 am

A female kitten.

TomHChappell · Post by **TomHChappell** » Sat May 12, 2007 9:31 am

Risla · Post by **Risla** » Sat May 12, 2007 9:33 pm

Turtlehead wrote:French+Welsh=Klingon.

Raphael · Post by **Raphael** » Tue May 15, 2007 4:59 pm

Salmoneus wrote:
The internet is no place for harsh cynicism and experience! The internet is made of love.

[Well, porn actually]

ayyub · Post by **ayyub** » Tue May 15, 2007 5:46 pm

In the other boards I've posted on, people were just as liberal with sigquoting. People never told others to take out a sigquote of them, either, unlike here.

Radius Solis · Post by **Radius Solis** » Mon May 21, 2007 4:05 pm

Whimemsz wrote:
Serali wrote:
jlyne wrote:This is exactly why I find it hilarious. I couldn't care less about the plagarism/messing with her. Her reaction is just priceless.
I hate you.
Whooooooooooooooosh!

goneriku · Post by **goneriku** » Thu May 24, 2007 7:47 pm

<Eddy> My old adversary, MrSaturday.
<Eddy> Verily shall it be a glorious day when biotech unleashes hordes of furries to torment you.

makvas · Post by **makvas** » Thu May 24, 2007 7:52 pm

faiuwle wrote:Yeah, I don't actually make conlangs, apparently. I just dig things out of my conlang graveyard (i.e. my harddrive) and make Frankenlangs.

a la my sig

캉탁 · Post by 캉탁 » Fri May 25, 2007 10:25 pm

Xephyr · Post by **Xephyr** » Sun May 27, 2007 2:53 pm

Madrigal wrote:
bricka wrote:I must say, though, Nuntar's expression in that picture does seem to say "I'm completely baffled - how on Earth do I manage to end up with all these beautiful women?"
It's because of the hair. Kinda like those paintings of Indians stalking random animals wearing fur. They don't realize he's not one of them until he gets close, and by then it's too late.

Legion · Post by **Legion** » Mon May 28, 2007 6:58 am

<Legion> Eddy: "In Capitalese, all phonemes are allophonicly [+$]"

Ulrike Meinhof · Post by **Ulrike Meinhof** » Mon May 28, 2007 7:44 am

Serali wrote:
-Klaivas- wrote:Gonna tell us what this means, or are we just gonna glimpse at it and think "WTF"? Or are you looking for constructive criticism? If so, it's kinda hard to give when we have no idea what this thing is. Or... is it spam? In which case, YAY BOINGYS!
Boingys aren't spam.

I just found that funny in some way.

Cedh · Post by **Cedh** » Tue May 29, 2007 7:10 am

bricka wrote:Two board games have turned up in my conworld so far; the generic chess-like game (it's called "detcha") and another a bit like mah-jongg.

I'm thinking of introducing a third, in which you have a number of blocks called "phonemes" which can only be placed in certain orders to create "words". The winner is the player who comes up with the most aesthetically pleasing orderings.

AudiblySilenced · Post by **AudiblySilenced** » Tue May 29, 2007 6:18 pm

On #erelae:

<Zeikan> A man came to the Prophet and said, "O Allah's Apostle! Who is more entitled to be treated with the best companionship by me?" The Prophet said, "Your mother." The man said. "Who is next?" The Prophet said, "Your mother." The man further said, "Who is next?" The Prophet said, "Your mother." The man asked for the fourth time, "Who is next?" The Prophet said, "Your father. "
<Zeikan> I think the Prophet just foresaw the modern usage of "Your mother" and thought it would be easy to just answer "YOUR MOTHER"
<away|yub> lolwut
<卐> that is stupid
<Slereah> "O Allah's Apostle! Who is the fattest person in all of the desert!"
<Stígandʀ> "Your mother."

Neek · Post by **Neek** » Tue May 29, 2007 11:01 pm

Btw, there's a QDB for the ZBB, if I can only find the link...

However...

<Ketske> It puts the lotion on it's skin...
<tatapyranga> good nights
<Ketske> **its
* tatapyranga is now known as mars[auei]
<mars> lol you said "it's" for "its" - your dumb
<Ketske> lol, you said "your" for "you're"
<mars> you're spelling is worst than mine
<Ketske> your, worse
<St> ur spelng r teribal
<neek> I haet yo ulla.
<Ketske> okay, neek lost me.
<neek> loli haet piza.
<neek> Bad ytping is bad.
<St> lli loev pizz!
<neek> omg!!!!!
<Ketske> y'all sound like a bunch of 12 year old AIMers typing 1-handed
<St> ya iss tru
<St> i m 12
<mars> ketske ur so hawt wanna syber?
<Ketske> lol ASL!1
<St> iss speld siber
<St> u knt spl
<St> I actually once had someone ask me "wanna siber?"
<neek> omfg if i haev 2 tkae otu da trsh won moar tiem ill snpa on da bich
<St> punc hr in da faes
<neek> lol my cta is on my kybord i cant type halp!!!!!!!!!!!
<St> wwit ur cok
<neek> ew it smy catt
<St> o
<Ketske> cat on the keyboard is way different, trust me
<Ketske> even worse, is kittens biting your fingers as you type
<neek> omg!!!!!!i discuvred colllorrrs!
<neek> awsum!
<Ketske> oh god.. must gouge out eyes..
<St> y u haet colrz so muc?
<Ketske> GAH!
<neek> ketkes is a haetr duh
<Ketske> I can't TAKE IT ANYMORE!
* Ketske emoes.

Whimemsz · Post by **Whimemsz** » Wed May 30, 2007 12:55 am

Old Man Neek wrote:Btw, there's a QDB for the ZBB, if I can only find the link...

http://cctoide.simguy.net/isharia/qdb/

Turtlehead · Post by **Turtlehead** » Thu May 31, 2007 12:15 am

WurdBendur wrote:
Turtlehead wrote:We wouldn't be sitting here unless we have a steady supply of food and that steady supply of food comes from ... ?
The store?

Also, Tutlehead, you have pioneered the quadruple post. Congratulations!

I can't read this thread anymore.

LinguistCat · Post by **LinguistCat** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 12:42 pm

vampyre_smiles wrote:
Turtlehead wrote:
vampyre_smiles wrote:
Turtlehead wrote:
Dewrad wrote:Turtlehead, you'd need to acquire that small modicum of wit that Mr Saturday had in order to succeed there. And you'd have to take far more pleasure in baiting Serali.
I would but it is too easy. I am not a cruel person.
Noobface, you fail at being Mr Saturday.
Who are you calling Noobface?
I'm calling you noobface, noobface!

Because no one ever quotes me, and I would quote this anyway had someone else said this.

goneriku · Post by **goneriku** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 1:11 pm

Ever wonder why people don't quote you?

LinguistCat · Post by **LinguistCat** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 1:26 pm

goneriku wrote:Ever wonder why people don't quote you?

Yes, yes I have...

My only guess is that they don't catch most of the humor that I use. That or they think I'm a prick or something. Though the latter really shouldn't stop people from quoting me.

goneriku · Post by **goneriku** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 2:24 pm

Try again.

Aszev · Post by **Aszev** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 2:44 pm

vampyre_smiles wrote:
vampyre_smiles wrote:
Turtlehead wrote:
vampyre_smiles wrote:
Turtlehead wrote:I would but it is too easy. I am not a cruel person.
Noobface, you fail at being Mr Saturday.
Who are you calling Noobface?
I'm calling you noobface, noobface!

Because no one ever quotes me, and I would quote this anyway had someone else said this.

but that wasn't even funny...

Gremlins · Post by **Gremlins** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 2:49 pm

vampyre_smiles wrote:
goneriku wrote:Ever wonder why people don't quote you?
My only guess is that they don't catch most of the humor that I use.

It's probably because you think we don't get the humour you use

Xephyr · Post by **Xephyr** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 4:15 pm

Xephyr wrote:Vampyre_smiles, quoting yourself is teh lame. Very teh lame.