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rickardspaghetti · Post by **rickardspaghetti** » Thu Aug 20, 2009 1:26 pm

I'm quoting Qwynegold.

Qwynegold wrote:@Skomakar'n: se upp för bögarna.

Yes, queers are indeed something to look out for.

WechtleinUns · Post by **WechtleinUns** » Thu Aug 20, 2009 2:39 pm

It can also serve as an oracle (albeit a poor one). I tried to have a conversation with it:

Me: Could you tell me what will happen to me tomorrow?
It: Please refer to the generation of tomorrow

Me: I would like some more information about the next major disaster
It: I have more information about the next disaster
Me: Could you then please tell me what it is?
It: If you are, please tell me
Me: I am not the disaster. Are you?
It: I'm a disaster.
Me: I can tell.
It: I know you can.
It: I can see you.

Wycoval · Post by **Wycoval** » Thu Aug 20, 2009 2:40 pm

Context, Jose.

bulbaquil · Post by **bulbaquil** » Thu Aug 20, 2009 11:58 pm

From the Translation Party thread:

dhokarena56 wrote: It: Quest is better situated. But very strange ... I do have my very original Sanskrit?
Me: Yes, it's really original. It has special sandhi, the nouns have an extra case, and the verbs inflect to show the number of limbs remaining on the patient.

Qwynegold · Post by **Qwynegold** » Fri Aug 21, 2009 7:02 pm

rickardspaghetti wrote:I'm quoting Qwynegold.
Qwynegold wrote:@Skomakar'n: se upp för bögarna.
Yes, queers are indeed something to look out for.

Ah yes, I was referring to something he once wrote on another forum. I meant it ironically, but I'm not sure how seriously he took it.

TomHChappell · Post by **TomHChappell** » Sat Aug 22, 2009 11:40 am

rickardspaghetti · Post by **rickardspaghetti** » Sat Aug 22, 2009 11:52 am

Holy shit! I've been quoted!

din · Post by **din** » Sun Aug 23, 2009 3:47 pm

Wycoval wrote:Context, Jose.

And credit ...

Kereb · Post by **Kereb** » Thu Aug 27, 2009 2:42 pm

viktor77 wrote:In my opinion, a new flag will boost morale, promote tourism, and revitalise this ever-growing drearier state.

Qwynegold · Post by **Qwynegold** » Fri Aug 28, 2009 11:40 am

Kicgan Vekei wrote:
Eddy wrote:I am also planning on helping Angelo push St Louis to the left, and if that works, I wouldn't have to move.
1... 2... 3... EVERYBODY, PUSH WITH ALL YOUR STRENGTH!

Qwynegold · Post by **Qwynegold** » Tue Sep 01, 2009 9:03 am

About why the IPA uses the triangular colon instead of a normal colon:

Pekka wrote:
Nortaneous wrote:
Pekka wrote:The truth is that they weren't metal enough to go with pentagrams and stuff.
Metal Pronunciation Alphabet

Now there's an idea.
I think you mean the Metal SCREMING alphabet.

*starts headbanging furiously*
*falls of chair*
*bruises elbow*

*actually likes classical and opera anyway*

rickardspaghetti · Post by **rickardspaghetti** » Fri Sep 04, 2009 8:22 am

Åge Kruger wrote:
Io wrote:What's spoken at the northern tip of Sw?
Trees can't talk.

Fan va du e skön, Åge!

Arzena · Post by **Arzena** » Sun Sep 06, 2009 11:41 am

vampyre_smiles wrote:
I wrote:I plead the rule of cool to justify the existence of tsösöf, a blue spirit that is my conworld's take on absinthe.
Your offering pleases the vampyre.

Qwynegold · Post by **Qwynegold** » Mon Sep 07, 2009 9:45 am

About animated conscripts:

thedukeofnuke wrote:Those scripts might be useful for hypnosis or psychological warfare, but not for communication.

LinguistCat · Post by **LinguistCat** » Tue Sep 08, 2009 1:50 am

About humanity in 100 years or so:

Pekka wrote: It will be like the Reneissance all over again, except now with lolcats. And Leonardo da Vinci will go beep beep whirr.

rickardspaghetti · Post by **rickardspaghetti** » Tue Sep 08, 2009 11:39 am

Koffiegast wrote:
Legion wrote:Rad makes me think: perhaps in the future, people will find it strange how 21st century people were persuaded only white people were capable of racism (doubt so, though).
"It is racism to think only white people can be racists"
Something like that?

Definitely!

Xonen · Post by **Xonen** » Wed Sep 09, 2009 6:04 am

WurdBendur wrote: In the future there will be only one nation, the US of Awesome, everyone will be a Christian fundamentalist, and a neoconservative, and a proud racist, and everything will finally be right. Homosexuality, socialism, healthcare, being Hispanic, and the teaching of evolution will all be illegal, as will sentiments against the democratically appointed dynasty or its members.They will look back on this and other dark periods of social depravity and note just how far they have come since the Faggoty Ages (also known as the gayevil period).

I hereby grant this post +1 internets.

rickardspaghetti · Post by **rickardspaghetti** » Wed Sep 09, 2009 6:08 am

Make that one more internets.

rickardspaghetti · Post by **rickardspaghetti** » Wed Sep 09, 2009 6:46 am

Åge made another good one!

Åge Kruger wrote:
Rockrunner wrote:
julianallees wrote:Are you a computer ~person~ or something à cause de I have no idea how to make a webcam, especially one as beautifully outlayed as yours.
What do you mean exactly?
He means:
julianallees with pretention filtered out wrote:Are you a computer person or something because I have no idea how to make a website, especially one as beautifully designed as yours.

TomHChappell · Post by **TomHChappell** » Wed Sep 09, 2009 10:38 am

Qwynegold · Post by **Qwynegold** » Wed Sep 09, 2009 3:05 pm

What's with all these tildes around words?

Wycoval · Post by **Wycoval** » Wed Sep 09, 2009 3:23 pm

It's the newest ~~~~fad~~~~

Tarasoriku · Post by **Tarasoriku** » Wed Sep 09, 2009 6:03 pm

Viktor77 wrote:
dhokarena56 wrote:Yeah, can someone give me a grammar+phonology+ comparisons with modern Chinese of old Chinese?
Do you want fries with that?

Qwynegold · Post by **Qwynegold** » Thu Sep 10, 2009 10:46 am

Wycoval wrote:It's the newest ~~~~fad~~~~

But what does it mean?

Tarasoriku wrote:
Viktor77 wrote:
dhokarena56 wrote:Yeah, can someone give me a grammar+phonology+ comparisons with modern Chinese of old Chinese?
Do you want fries with that?

What?? That one was so desperate! This one was much better:

FinalZero wrote:
Viktor77 wrote:OMG gurlfriend, this is sooooo exciting! We need 2 get r hair did and talk about boiz. Txt me. XOXO
zomg, i know this one hair place that can make ur hare look liek angelina jolies, and afterwards we can walk downtown and tease all teh boys we see! *HUGZ*

Shm Jay · Post by **Shm Jay** » Thu Sep 10, 2009 11:12 am

Qwynegold wrote:
Wycoval wrote:It's the newest ~~~~fad~~~~
But what does it mean?

It doesn’t mean anything; it’s a fad. People don’t adopt fads because they mean something.