The Official ZBB Quote Thread

Aurora Rossa · Post by **Aurora Rossa** » Fri Apr 09, 2010 5:40 pm

curved bodies, hairless and gleaming

You say that like it were a bad thing.

Torco · Post by **Torco** » Fri Apr 09, 2010 10:31 pm

Eddy wrote:
curved bodies, hairless and gleaming
You say that like it were a bad thing.

Amen, my brother.

Cathbad · Post by **Cathbad** » Sun Apr 11, 2010 10:05 am

tatapyranga wrote:Spandaux, please stop using meth. It's bad for you.

Spandaux · Post by **Spandaux** » Sun Apr 11, 2010 10:52 am

Cathbad wrote:
tatapyranga wrote:Spandaux, please stop using meth. It's bad for you.

SHUT UP, *twitch*

Torco · Post by **Torco** » Sun Apr 11, 2010 10:40 pm

Twpsyn Pentref wrote:This is too perfect: Viktor is confused, Pthug is abrasive, and Jay is hiding his inner kinkster beneath a façade of innocent jollity.

the duke of nuke · Post by **the duke of nuke** » Mon Apr 12, 2010 5:28 pm

Dewrad wrote:
jal wrote:Oh, and Io is very much gay, or did someone already mention that?
Man, there are tribes in the depths of the Amazon who have gone centuries without any kind of outside contact with the rest of humanity who know that Io is queer. It doesn't need mentioning.

TomHChappell · Post by **TomHChappell** » Tue Apr 13, 2010 2:19 pm

Hima wrote:

Viktor77 · Post by **Viktor77** » Thu Apr 15, 2010 12:47 pm

Miekko wrote:I fear a long, but luckily enough finite, regress soon will be unraveled, where every poster on this forum turns out to be Zomp's alternate accounts for trolling.

Lleu · Post by **Lleu** » Thu Apr 15, 2010 12:47 pm

Miekko wrote:
Xephyr wrote:
Daquarious P. McFizzle wrote:
Miekko wrote:spandaux,
are you for real?
He's actually my alternate account for trolling you all.
Wait, what's your first account for then?
I fear a long, but luckily enough finite, regress soon will be unraveled, where every poster on this forum turns out to be Zomp's alternate accounts for trolling.

Torco · Post by **Torco** » Sat Apr 17, 2010 12:48 am

TomHChappell wrote:
Neek wrote:--both SIL's and Wikipedia's articles are bullocks--
I assume you mean "bollocks" (testicles, or balls). I assume you don't mean "bullocks" (steers, or male bovines without any bollocks).

Viktor77 · Post by **Viktor77** » Sun Apr 18, 2010 3:22 pm

On the origin of "Je Suis:"

TomHChappell wrote:
bricka wrote:4. The will of the LORD?
This is the closest.
You know the saying "There is no 'I' in 'Jesus'"?
Apparently some early Francophones disagreed.

Cathbad · Post by **Cathbad** » Thu Apr 22, 2010 8:15 am

Nortaneous wrote:
TaylorS wrote:English is Elvish-sounding?
English has always sounded to me like Elvish spoken by dwarves.

the duke of nuke · Post by **the duke of nuke** » Mon Apr 26, 2010 7:07 pm

Daquarious P. McFizzle wrote:Thoughts?

WurdBendur wrote:gay

Ivo wrote:gay

Viktor77 wrote:straight

Torco wrote:crooked ?

rickardspaghetti wrote:Bent.

And from the same thread (The ZBB Foundation):

Pthug wrote:that way more of the funds can be embezzled on scotch, weed and whores

Mbwa · Post by **Mbwa** » Wed Apr 28, 2010 7:21 pm

con quesa wrote:"J" is a fucktard.

It knows what it did. Fuck you, "J".

On the topic of disliked Latin letters, of course.

Torco · Post by **Torco** » Sun May 02, 2010 9:36 pm

Dewrad wrote:
Pthug wrote:no, dragging out a fictional character is not an adequate explanation for cosmic questions

some day you will learn this ;]
It works for most major religions.

the duke of nuke · Post by **the duke of nuke** » Tue May 04, 2010 12:29 pm

faiuwle wrote:The next topic in C&C: What kind of fetish porn does your conculture produce?

Qwynegold · Post by **Qwynegold** » Tue May 04, 2010 3:24 pm

About Rik's divination thingy:

Torco wrote:[epic voice] Seldom have I heard of a more geeky and awesome marketing plan. May the gods of the Web2.0 smile upon it and get your publisher many orders.

Remember, however, the gods of the web smile upon sacrifices of graphics; YOU MUST OFFER THEM PRETTY PICTURES, lest you want to summon their contempt.
[/voice]

Qwynegold · Post by **Qwynegold** » Thu May 13, 2010 6:57 am

About Serali liking Britney Spears:

rickardspaghetti wrote:Every time Britney Spears' music is played, God kills a boingy.

the duke of nuke · Post by **the duke of nuke** » Fri May 28, 2010 6:26 pm

Nortaneous wrote:
Eddy wrote:I wonder what would happen if I wrote a paper on reproductive rights where I used the word "fœti" for "fetuses".
it's things like this that make me wish I could cluebat people over the internet

the duke of nuke · Post by **the duke of nuke** » Fri Jun 04, 2010 2:49 pm

Torco wrote:you underestimate shiny, Declan. Shiny sells

Dewrad · Post by **Dewrad** » Thu Jun 17, 2010 5:42 pm

Pthug wrote:
Viktor77 wrote:I grew up my entire life surrounded by a Special Ed educator.
i can imagine

Yng · Post by **Yng** » Thu Jun 17, 2010 6:23 pm

I preferred

Salmoneus wrote:
Viktor77 wrote:I grew up my entire life surrounded by a Special Ed educator.
Either that was one enormous and malformed Special Ed Educator, or else that's clearly illegal.

Astraios · Post by **Astraios** » Sun Jun 20, 2010 6:29 pm

Shinali Sishi wrote:I'm not allowed to use the decorator icing for conscripting.

the duke of nuke · Post by **the duke of nuke** » Thu Jun 24, 2010 10:13 am

Pthug wrote:more shockingly, i appear to actually like music rather than treating it as a synchronisation device to get meat puppets to oscillate to my will

The Unseen · Post by **The Unseen** » Thu Jun 24, 2010 11:16 am

Pthug wrote:screw that melody and harmony shit
what is essential in contemporary music is OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ WAVE YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR LIKE YOU JUST DON'T CARE, SAGINAW!!