The Official ZBB Quote Thread

[bulbaquil]

Xephyr's current sig:

<@pharazon> being a conductor is like the closest thing there is to being a wizard
<@pharazon> you just wave your arms and stuff happens

It's true! Plus they even have a wand. (So they call it a "baton." Same difference, really.)

[catberry]

WATERPROOF OTTER (WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE)

[Jetboy]

Chomsky's not a millionaire, but don't you think he has young women throwing themselves at him?

[catberry]

Well, if you can figure out how to start a war between America and Turkey, the US Army will begin offering rush courses in Turkish which only take 53 weeks to complete. That would give you 6 months to start the war and still have enough time to learn the language before your time limit.

[maıráí]

I also love how at the bottom, the wikipedia article says "See also: Sorcery (disambiguation)".

Even better.

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[linguoboy]

I dreamt that I went to St. Louis, determined to have a good time, in order to spite Eddy.

And did you?

Oh yeah, well... no. I realized that I had ended up in a suburb on a tall hill overlooking the city, and I was walking around at dusk with a couple of skateboarding teenagers. We decided to get something to eat, and one of them said something about a church supper. We went to go investigate the church, but it was a Polish church, and the people staffing the buffet there discusses whether they could properly serve food to people of non-Polish descent.

(I seemed to have ended up in the Eddy version of reality)

[Qwynegold]

On November 18, five girls and two boys were detained in a Yerevan park called Children’s Railway and taken to the central police station on suspicion of being emos.

[the duke of nuke]

From "The highly attractive wo/men thread":

Helen of Troy and Aphrodite in the same picture!! Only thing missing from that sandwich is me.

[Shm Jay]

Also from that thread:

Your confusion is similar to me saying "I never understood the fascination with guys... so big and angular and hard".

[LinguistCat]

This whole dream just needs to be quoted from the dream thread:

I had this horrible dream where I dreamt some people (like a gang) firebombed my old (town)house in Toronto and all that was left was the top floor, and so many people were standing around gawking but I couldn't get anyone to store some stuff with them so that when the firebombers came back to finish the job it wouldn't be destroyed. Then there was this short brass witch who claimed to be behind the whole thing. I tried to push her off the ledge, but she was too strong, or too magic, to do so, and she could hang on by one claw and grip the ledge with huge force. So I came to the conclusion that I had to be her servant.

[alice]

I still need to figure out that conundrum of a fashion style suitable for the Left and specific to it.

I believe nudists are mostly left-wing, aren't they?

The hairy ones tend to be, at least in my experience.

[Cedh]

It's kind of like saying Sonic, Luigi, and Usain Bolt are definitely of the same father because Sonic is an animal, Luigi is the same color as Yoshi, and Usain Bolt is fast like Sonic, and tall like Luigi, but meanwhile, Mario and Luigi aren't brothers because one wears red and the other wears green.

[Arzena]

Unless she was using a breach-loader, I guess. (Was she?) (Wait, I don't really care.)

She should have been using a muzzle-loading smoothbore musket, just like the founding fathers.

[the duke of nuke]

God damn whippersnappers, "smell ya later" is obviously from Gilgameš. It's Enkidu's catch-phrase!

[Nortaneous]

Who wants to make a culture that isn't offensive on first glance but the reasoning behind things or how they handle things would make most citizens of first world countries sick?

The First World.

[Mbwa]

More pretentious - and more stupid. Like people who say "coup de gras" instead of "coup de grâce." A blow of fat? Congratulations

[chris_notts]

Lovely face, but if she were any more airbrushed, she'd be a van.

[Travis B.]

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[Travis B.]

Speaking of which, it really burns my biscuit that

Please, Please never talk like that ever again in your life.

He can't help it; it's his heritage.

[Astraios]

I hate confusing boyfriends.

Wait, does this mean you hate boyfriends who are confusing or that you hate it when you confuse one boyfriend with another?

I hate confusing posts.

[faiuwle]

I zm very drunk and tne above siacussiion amusrs me

[Dewrad]

I am trying to determine whether I should simply ask a girl out, as is the norm, or ask her father first, as chivalry dictates.

How cute is her father?

[Xephyr]

Unless she was using a breach-loader, I guess. (Was she?) (Wait, I don't really care.)

She should have been using a muzzle-loading smoothbore musket, just like the founding fathers.

I really would like to point out that, as I said in that thread, I was extremely tired in that thread and wrote "breach-loader" when I meant to say "muzzle-loader". I fully know the difference, and it was a momentary gaffe. And I think it's a bit intellectually dishonest of Arzena to quote me there out of context.

[Nortaneous]

Also it doesn't really make sense if you don't know it's about Palin.

[masako]

Your priorities are so completely out of whack it's a wonder you know which hole to put the food in.