When my boyfriend, his friends and I see a guy that fits my type perfectly, it's traditional for someone to say "He looks like he just sold his children into sex slavery / keeps his grandmother in a cage / just burnt down an orphanage / stomps on ducklings for fun / punches kittens in the face / eats babies on toast for breakfast / pushed his mother down the stairs" etc ... it's all a big joke now. A friend of mine described my type as "massive and heartless". It's fucking amazing I found someone who treats me decently. I mentioned the therapy, right?Simmalti wrote:Haha, I laughed out loud at this! And no, I'm definitely not that type, I could barely snap a twig. XD (not really but you get my point)Imralu wrote:you don't look like you could tear me limb from limb with your bare hands, and you don't have a face that screams "I just got out of prison".
But thanks nonetheless
Oh, uh, my type: