ZBB Census

[Io]

Age bracket: 26-34
Gender: Male
Nationality: Bougre
State/Province/Other Subdivision: Sophia
Occupation: Corporate whore (IT)
Sexual Orientation: Youth-oriented pro-choice fag-enabler
Status: On the prowl
Native Language: Bougrian
Secondary Languages: English, Greek, One-way Russian
Languages I Want to Learn but Don't Have the Time: Hebrew, Persian, German, Georgian, Uzbek, Armenian, Ancient Greek
Religion: N/A
Politics: Socially liberal, economically conservative
Handedness: Right
Who Would Win in a Fist Fight Between Michael Dorn and a Zombie Benjamin Whorf?: Your mum, lol

[Ketumak]

Age bracket: 45-55
Gender: Male
Nationality: British
State/Province/Other Subdivision: Yorkshire
Occupation: Librarian
Sexual Orientation: Heterosexual
Status: Married
Native Language: English
Secondary Languages: French, Spanish, Portuguese (good), Italian (moderate), Basque (slight)
Languages I Want to Learn but Don't Have the Time: Indonesian
Religion: Christian (Anglican)
Politics: Liberal Democrat (Still. Just)
Handedness: Right
Who Would Win in a Fist Fight Between Michael Dorn and a Zombie Benjamin Whorf?: the bookmakers

[blank stare II]

Age: 23
Gender: Male
Nationality: American
State: Ohio
Occupation: Automotive detail
Sexual Orientation: Homophobic
Status: Abstinent, probably celibate(not asexual)
Native Language: English
Secondary Languages: French
Languages I Want to Learn: Name it, it goes here
Religion: Protestant
Politics: Very right
Handedness: Right
Height: 5'9
Shoe size: 12
Bearded? Yes
Who'd win in a fight? I would.

[finlay]

Sexual Orientation: Homophobic

[DJAlexKidd]

Sexual Orientation: Homophobic

I feel the same way.

In fact, this is the first time I've seen a single anti-homosexual on this forum, and one (this forum) with a decent size of homosexuals, bisexuals, pansexuals (I'm yet to find any) and whateversexuals.

[Torco]

yeah? well I'm a homophobicphobic

[MisterBernie]

yeah? well I'm a homophobicphobic

And that's why we love you

[Astraios]

Sexual Orientation: Homophobic

Umm, yeah. We don't do that around here. Get over it.

[Imralu]

Sexual Orientation: Homophobic Homosexual

Fixed.

[MisterBernie]

Sexual Orientation: Homophobic Homosexual

Fixed.

While their findings are consistent with that theory, the authors note that there is another, competing theoretical explanation: anxiety. According to this theory, viewing the male homosexual videotape may have caused negative emotions (such as anxiety) in the homophobic men, but not in the nonhomophobic men. As the authors note, 'anxiety has been shown to enhance arousal and erection,' and so it is also possible that 'a response to homosexual stimuli [in these men] is a function of the threat condition rather than sexual arousal per se. These competing notions can and should be evaluated by future research.'

ANXIETY BONER should be a superhero catchphrase.

[Acid Badger]

Sexual Orientation: Homophobic
Status: Abstinent, probably celibate(not asexual)

Are you a catholic priest or so?

[Torco]

I thought anxiety made you soft, not hard. Besides, when I feel threatened I don't get aroused, but maybe I'm weird in that regard.
Still, sounds a bit like something to avoid commiting to the 'homophobic guys are secretly gay' conjecture.

[sirred]

Yeah. It doesn't hold across prejudices. While a homophobe may well by gay or while an antisemite might well be ethnically Jewish, a misogynistic man is probably not actually a woman.

[Torco]

The underlying pattern does hold across prejudices, though: it's not hard to understand how people might have a greater aversion for people who exhibit traits that they hate about themselves.

[finlay]

Yeah. It doesn't hold across prejudices. While a homophobe may well by gay or while an antisemite might well be ethnically Jewish, a misogynistic man is probably not actually a woman.

You never know, though. it's possible.

[Dewrad]

Yeah. It doesn't hold across prejudices. While a homophobe may well by gay or while an antisemite might well be ethnically Jewish, a misogynistic man is probably not actually a woman.

Ann Coulter. The most misogynistic man with a vagina in the world.

[benadam]

Sexual Orientation: Homophobic

Just a theory -- maybe he was not being entirely serious, knowing just how gay this board is? Just throwing it out there.

As for me:
Age: 21
Gender: Male
Nationality: English
State/Province/Other Subdivision: London
Occupation: Student
Sexual Orientation: Hetro
Status: Single, at present...
Native Language: English
Secondary Languages: Modern Hebrew, to an extremely limited extent
Languages I Want to Learn but Don't Have the Time: Biblical Hebrew, Irish, Yiddish, Japanese, a ton of others
Religion: Jew
Politics: I guess I'm left-wing-ish, but I really don't like the idea that politics can be reduced down to something as simple as "Left vs. Right".
Handedness: Far right
Who Would Win in a Fist Fight Between Michael Dorn and a Zombie Benjamin Whorf? LOLdunno who either of these are, but I know that Obi-Wan would kick both their arses!

[Radius Solis]

Any further replies on the matter of what blank stare put in his "sexual orientation" line should be made here and not in the Census thread.

That is all.

[Bristel]

Yeah. It doesn't hold across prejudices. While a homophobe may well by gay or while an antisemite might well be ethnically Jewish, a misogynistic man is probably not actually a woman.

Ann Coulter. The most misogynistic man with a vagina in the world.

A great counterpoint to misogynistic man with a vagina, Rachael Maddow.

[Kereb]

honestly wherever you are politically, left right whatever the fuck, can you seriously watch either Coulter or Maddow talk for ten seconds without wanting to punch them in the head

[Io]

Are you nuts? Ann Coulter is hilarious.

[Bristel]

Ann Coulter does what she does best. No other polemicist is as galling as she is.

And that's why I could and can watch her all day...

Unlike Coulter, Maddow doesn't read or investigate what she reports on TV... She just reads from a script and makes nasty comments about things, and her job is not "news broadcaster" but a "pundit", but ends up coming off as "stupid".

yeah, the final parenthesis are ironic

[TSSL]

I guess now that I've actually posted I might as well do the census.

Age: 18
Gender: Male
Nationality: American
State/Province/Other Subdivision: Great Lakes Region. Depends on if you're asking for the college or the house.
Occupation: Student
Sexual Orientation: Bisexual (though I'm not very cut-and-dry here)
Status: Single
Native Language: English
Secondary Languages: Spanish (five years at school; I'm not exactly <i>fluent</i> but can manage a conversation; some Latin; a smattering of others (got through half of Arabic 1 Rosetta Stone, did not retain much because it went badly; tried to teach myself German in elementary school and know only some basic phrases; have picked up a rather strange assortment of Italian from listening to opera)
Languages I Want to Learn but Don't Have the Time: All of them, but particularly I'd like to actually <i>learn</i> Arabic and Italian, and I find Nahuatl strangely compelling.
Religion: For the sake of brevity "agnostic"
Politics: Left-wing, pretty much. I know politics aren't one-dimensional but the term suffices for most of my views.
Handedness: Right
Who Would Win in a Fist Fight Between Michael Dorn and a Zombie Benjamin Whorf?: ...Whichever one is the best at fist-fighting? I guess?

[Gojera]

Age bracket: 30-34
Gender: Male
Nationality: American
State/Province/Other Subdivision: Louisville, Kentucky
Occupation: Assistant editor/grad student
Sexual Orientation: Heterosexual
Status: Married
Native Language: English
Secondary Languages: Japanese, and I read some French
Languages I Want to Learn but Don't Have the Time: Trying to narrow it down to 30-40; Spanish, Russian, Inupiaq, Evenki, Haitian Creole, Hawaiian.
Religion: Non-theist
Politics: liberal-tarian
Handedness: Right
Who Would Win in a Fist Fight Between Michael Dorn and a Zombie Benjamin Whorf?: Dorn. Zombies can't speak Hopi, which does you no good in a fight anyway. And working in a patent office mostly helps zombie hunters, not zombies.

[Latinist13]

Age bracket: Early twenties
Gender: Male
Nationality: American
State/Province/Other Subdivision: North Dakota
Occupation: undergraduate- Latin Education major
Sexual Orientation: Heterosexual
Status: SWM iso SBF... (in other words, single)
Native Language: English
Secondary Languages: Latin
Languages I Want to Learn but Don't Have the Time: Chinese, Arabic, Hebrew, Greek, Russian, among others
Religion: Lutheran
Politics: Green/socialist
Handedness: Right, pseudo-ambidexterous
Who Would Win in a Fist Fight Between Michael Dorn and a Zombie Benjamin Whorf?: I don't know.

EDIT: Now a Latin major with a double minor in Religion and Political Science, assuming the college does not divide by zero, which they might... after all my college ditched the Computer Science program in an effort to save money for the school...

I'm not kidding! They seriously thought it was best to eliminate Computer Science program to save money. If you don't believe me, I will gladly provide links as proof!