The dream thread

[Astraios]

We expect a full report on your return.

[dunomapuka]

I was seeing a grade schoolers' theatrical production of Beowulf. Two of my friends talked loudly and incessantly during the performance, and got booted out by the house manager, who then had me help her pull down a murphy bed from the wall.

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In Rotterdam, a metal playground slide spiraled all the way down the facade of a skyscraper. I was trying to slide down the slide while taking good footage on my camera. When I reached the playground at the bottom, there was a Chinese guy and his two sons. He favored his younger son, aged about 2, but was abusive toward his elder son, threatening to urinate on his face as punishment for some trivial offense.

We went inside. There was a door with a sign that said "Tony Charming." A very fat, hairy man emerged. He was wearing a T-shirt that was way too small for him. His furry stomach hung out unpleasantly from under the shirt.
"Are you Tony Charming?" said Chinese Dad.
"No, I'm Tony Charming's wife," said the man.
"Don't you mean you're his husband?"
"No, darling, I don't mean that at all," he said, laughing.

[Cathbad]

We were recently informed (IRL) that we're getting an extra 1 hour of colloquial Jordanian Arabic instruction per week from a PhD student who's himself from Amman (so should be pretty good and indepth). Obviously this Good News influenced my consciousness so much that I dreamt about our class discussing it last night. We were talking about how we might be joined by some second year undergraduate students (for them to train their own Colloquial), and how great this is in general.

To be honest, I'm not entirely sure whether it was a dream or not, but it surely couldn't have happened IRL since we only got the news on Friday afternoon and I didn't see my classmates in person since then... but it certainly felt like it was a real discussion. Hmph.

[Wattmann]

I had a dream that could best be described as "pseudo-epileptic" or something.
I was on a blue train. I wore an SS outfit and had high heels. I had a gun (P90, I think) and was sent to hunt "Nigglet-bearing bitches".
I killed a black woman when Ahhnuld came and told me to shoot pregnant white women instead because "White bitches like black cock".
...
Next thing I remember in the dream was that I was a futanari-like thing that raped Angela Merkel.

Eew.

[Bristel]

I had a dream that could best be described as "pseudo-epileptic" or something.
I was on a blue train. I wore an SS outfit and had high heels. I had a gun (P90, I think) and was sent to hunt "Nigglet-bearing bitches".
I killed a black woman when Ahhnuld came and told me to shoot pregnant white women instead because "White bitches like black cock".
...
Next thing I remember in the dream was that I was a futanari-like thing that raped Angela Merkel.

Eew.

Your fetishes are really strange...

[Wattmann]

I had a dream that could best be described as "pseudo-epileptic" or something.
I was on a blue train. I wore an SS outfit and had high heels. I had a gun (P90, I think) and was sent to hunt "Nigglet-bearing bitches".
I killed a black woman when Ahhnuld came and told me to shoot pregnant white women instead because "White bitches like black cock".
...
Next thing I remember in the dream was that I was a futanari-like thing that raped Angela Merkel.

Eew.

Your fetishes are really strange...

XD It was an accident, I got myself drunk and watched hentai and news last night.

[Lyhoko Leaci]

I had a dream where I looked into a small cave of some sort in Minecraft, and several baby spiders and a baby creeper suddenly ran out of the cave off to parts unknown.

[Astraios]

I need to Minecraft. I haven't in ages.

I think they definitely should add in baby spiders and creepers though! You could raise them as your own and train them.

[Torco]

I had a dream that could best be described as "pseudo-epileptic" or something.
I was on a blue train. I wore an SS outfit and had high heels. I had a gun (P90, I think) and was sent to hunt "Nigglet-bearing bitches".
I killed a black woman when Ahhnuld came and told me to shoot pregnant white women instead because "White bitches like black cock".
...
Next thing I remember in the dream was that I was a futanari-like thing that raped Angela Merkel.

Eew.

Your fetishes are really strange...

And awesome. futanari dickchicks raping Angela Merkel ? are you kidding?

[Wattmann]

I had a dream that could best be described as "pseudo-epileptic" or something.
I was on a blue train. I wore an SS outfit and had high heels. I had a gun (P90, I think) and was sent to hunt "Nigglet-bearing bitches".
I killed a black woman when Ahhnuld came and told me to shoot pregnant white women instead because "White bitches like black cock".
...
Next thing I remember in the dream was that I was a futanari-like thing that raped Angela Merkel.

Eew.

Your fetishes are really strange...

And awesome. futanari dickchicks raping Angela Merkel ? are you kidding?

It didn't help that I was raping Angela DX

[Torco]

Oniric high five!

[Astraios]

I was on the run from the Snow Queen and her soldiers, for whatever reason I can't remember. I joined a circus, and we rode on dogs to a town with a Viktorian mansion. Then I was in the sea, being driven along in a tuna by my parents, through forest inside a whale, towards a country pub, where we were catching a bus to somewhere. My mother didn't notice the bus, and I had to tell her in Sámi that it had arrived.

That's the second dream where I've joined a circus in as many nights...

[Wattmann]

I was on the run from the Snow Queen and her soldiers, for whatever reason I can't remember. I joined a circus, and we rode on dogs to a town with a Viktorian mansion. Then I was in the sea, being driven along in a tuna by my parents, through forest inside a whale, towards a country pub, where we were catching a bus to somewhere. My mother didn't notice the bus, and I had to tell her in Sámi that it had arrived.

That's the second dream where I've joined a circus in as many nights...

Hahaha!
That's quite weird. Does "Viktorian" have anything to do with CBB's Viktor?

[Bristel]

I was on the run from the Snow Queen and her soldiers, for whatever reason I can't remember. I joined a circus, and we rode on dogs to a town with a Viktorian mansion. Then I was in the sea, being driven along in a tuna by my parents, through forest inside a whale, towards a country pub, where we were catching a bus to somewhere. My mother didn't notice the bus, and I had to tell her in Sámi that it had arrived.

That's the second dream where I've joined a circus in as many nights...

Hahaha!
That's quite weird. Does "Viktorian" have anything to do with CBB's Viktor?

Possibly making a reference to the fact that Viktor is obsessed with Victorian era homes.

[Wattmann]

Hahaha!
That's quite weird. Does "Viktorian" have anything to do with CBB's Viktor?

Possibly making a reference to the fact that Viktor is obsessed with Victorian era homes.

That's awesome (I'm not obsessed with Victorian homes, though)

[Bristel]

Me neither, although they are quite beautiful, I can imagine the upkeep to be hell.

[Astraios]

Hahaha!
That's quite weird. Does "Viktorian" have anything to do with CBB's Viktor?

Mhm. It refers especially to butt-ugly mansions that the cruel claws of modernity have torn away because normal people couldn't afford a single room of them. (I just made that up, but it works, because the mansion in the dream had been torn down).

[Torco]

I had a dream. in it, I walked through a large university. When I say large, I mean HUUUUGE, it had its own subway system, and it was bigger than the Santiago and Buenos Aires subway systems put together. I would walk from classroom to classroom, from supply depot room to garbage disposal facility. It was enormous. When I finally arrived at one of the rail stations I saw the entire map, and there were something like five main lines with two dozen stops each, the door were big enough to fit a mining truck, and there were hundreds of smaller subsidiary lines. Come to think about it, it had a Warhammer40k vibe to it, like the university of some forgeworld. There were easily a couple billion classrooms.

Reflecting on it, huge interior spaces seem to be a recurring theme in my dreams. There's one I never forgot about a sunken city, kind of like the one in the third CD of Lands of Lore III, and there have been giant factories and stuff. It might be influenced by me recently finishing the videogame spacemarine, which featured a forgeworld as its setting.

[Astraios]

I want to go to this uni. It sounds awesome.

[Torco]

I want to go to this uni. It sounds awesome.

There were armed guards on every hallway, constantly inquiring as to where were you going and why weren't you doing what you were supposed to be doing.

[Bristel]

I had a dream last night about trying to find my way back to some place, walking through some alleys and gay bars, only to find one of them was somehow familiar, as if my neighbors had taken me there... (of course IRL they haven't, and the place isn't real).

Then after walking through the mostly empty bars, I walk outside to a mostly impromptu street parade, with drag racing and lots of beautiful people around. After walking up the street seeing if I could find a police officer to help me find the right way back, I came across a bunch of people who were sitting up on ledges and balconies looking down at people running from the police.

I tried to ask an officer if he could help me, but I ended up getting sprayed in the face with pepper spray. (this didn't really hurt in the dream, but I acted like it did) I was quickly blinded by the pepper spray, and all I could see was white static. I was still dreaming momentarily and crawling around asking for help.

It was a strange dream.

I think the other officers in the dream before the pepper spray part were perfectly kind to me, but something changed really quickly with the others.

[Shm Jay]

I'd like to go to the main library of Torco's dream university.

I had a couple of dreams, but all I remember about them were:

1. The first one combined the 80s TV show The Facts of Life with paganism.

2. In the second one, the people were doing things like making toast or having chocolates, but in the most complicated ways possible.

[Astraios]

There were armed guards on every hallway, constantly inquiring as to where were you going and why weren't you doing what you were supposed to be doing.

That spoils it.


I had to play football at my high school. The teams were me, MisterBernie and someone I knew at primary school, against two sets of Bulgarian triplets who hated me (unfair!). About halfway through the game, I got bored and sat down to watch the others, and then Bernie came and joined me, and he was naked. So we had sex right there on the grass, which was kind of cold, but I didn't really care much by then.

[Soap]

I dreamed that the sky was staying bright for some unknown reason, only becoming dark for around 20 minutes just after midnight even though it's mid-winter. I was taking pictures of the sky, and a bunch of other stuff was going on that I wasnt fully paying attention to.

The cause of this dream was probably that last night driving home I saw that the sky was unusually bright as well, I guess because it was cloudy though honestly Im not really sure how the moon could illuminate the whole sky like that.

[Torco]

I just woke up remembering that I dreamt I was a german soldier in WW2. I was setting up breastwork, then taking cover behind it, and then shooting at some americans. Then I got on to some sort of armored car and operated the machinegun. I ended up cooking dinner for some armored division until bombs fell from the sky and I died.