The Official ZBB Quote Thread

[TomHChappell]

horrific marker

Another addition to our nomative and accusatory and genetive cases?

and don't forget the aggulating morphology-type.

[TomHChappell]

[Aurora Rossa]

Ah, it's gonna swallow me!

[sirred]

It looks like a surgeon with a mask on to me.

[masako]

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[Aurora Rossa]

It looks like a surgeon with a mask on to me.

It reminds me more of a boingy, like the ones Serali loves so much.

[TomHChappell]

It looks like a surgeon with a mask on to me.

To me it looks like the infamous "Big-Mouthed Frog".

[Aurora Rossa]

To me it looks like the infamous "Big-Mouthed Frog".

What is the big mouthed frog and what makes it infamous?

[alice]

To me it looks like the infamous "Big-Mouthed Frog".

What is the big mouthed frog and what makes it infamous?

'Verily, 'tis a Frog possessed of an overly large Mouth, which eateth a greater Quantity of Foodstuffs and human Beings than other Frogs are wont to do.

[TomHChappell]

What is the big mouthed frog and what makes it infamous?

Google is your friend.
But maybe YouTube is better in this case.

[Aurora Rossa]

Google is your friend.
But maybe YouTube is better in this case.

I see then. I try to avoid searching for stuff described as "infamous" by internet people, though, as that often proves an understatement.

[Drydic]

Google is your friend.
But maybe YouTube is better in this case.

I see then. I try to avoid searching for stuff described as "infamous" by internet people, though, as that often proves an understatement.

you avoid doing anything

[Gulliver]

Probably a good thing. I waste too much time on here at work.

I waste too much time on her at work.

I was too much on her.

I was on her.

My secret message is better.

[Cedh]

When I'm tired I do a lot of ocular clicks. Are they phonemes in their own right or just allophones of yawning?

[Skomakar'n]

To me it looks like the infamous "Big-Mouthed Frog".

What is the big mouthed frog and what makes it infamous?

... This is so scary, and why does it happen so often? I haven't heard of this frog since I was little, but I came to think of it just a day or two ago, and now I see this. ;-;

[jal]

A lot of people are jumping on Viktor's back about this but how many of you have had extended dealings with authentic white trash? You talk about them like they're people, but you've never encountered six year olds playing alone outside at two in the morning, never had to scare kids away from your trash lest they upend the cans and make forts out of the contents while their parents watch, never encountered porches covered with dog turds because the owners were too lazy to even let it run around outside. The world would be better off if their society/subspecies was brought to an end in a single generation.

JAL

[dhok]

Good evening, ladies and Kvantlemen. My name's Astraios, and I will be your inflight sexual harrassment tonight. As for safety, in case of creepy stalkerishness, please put on a metal mask and assume the correct position (as demonstrated by my naked attendants) in your seat. In case of blatant sexualization, please stand up quietly and wait by my trousers until the zipper is lowered, and then slide down carefully, without trying to rescue your bags. Thank you for flying AirStraio, and I hope you enjoy the inflight sexual harrassment.

[HandsomeRob]

Shrdlu: It isn't abstinence if there are donkeys.

Salmoneus: I don't get it.

He's saying you fuck donkeys.

[Astraios]

Uyy, two in a row? That deserves a prize...

[jal]

I think this version is better:

Abstinence? I haven't been intimate with a woman for over 10 years.

Shrdlu: It isn't abstinence if there are donkeys.

JAL

[jal]

Uyy, two in a row? That deserves a prize...

(resisting the urge to make something funny out of this)


JAL

[Xephyr]

Sámi languages do have lots of words for types of snow (e.g. cuoŋu hard crust on snow), and lots for types of reindeer (e.g. golggot male reindeer exhausted from mating).

Sounds like an oddly specific word for a reindeer.

Why, yes, that's just exactly what it is. Thank you for pointing that out.

[Jetboy]

I don't usually make fun of evangelists, but when I do, I drink Dos Equis.

[Matt]

comma comma comma comma comma comma comma comma comma comma comma

comma chameleon

[Torco]

though even the most cunning linguist can't really talk WHILE eating pussy

I usually don't *like* punts, but this one made me smile.