Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2005 4:18 pm
Darksoul wrote:/me steals Warmaster's axe from Trebor and uses it to decapitate said morons.Trebor wrote:/me steals Warmaster's axe and brandishes it in the direction of the posters Dela quoted
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Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2005 4:19 pm
Ha!Trebor wrote:Another good one is...
Or something like that.jmcd wrote:Gravity is just heavy air, really.
Yes, that was the exact wording. I forgot about that one.And in the context of someone saying he looked like Jesus:
The only other one I have, which I kind of feel bad about posting since I like Khang just fine now, was in the context of him being called a troll:jsburke wrote:Maybe in the future, I'll drop about 30 pounds, get transported back in time, get crucified, and end up founding Christianity.
QangTaq wrote:Trolls, I believe, are fictional similar to your sense of right and wrong!
Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2005 4:46 pm
Space Dracula: "I am Jesus."
Warmaster: "Then let's just crucify you and get it over with!"
Or something like that; I can't remember how it went exactly.
WMiller: "I am Spartacus!"
Me: "I though you were Ratatosk, Norse Squirrel of Strife."
Someone said once, "A good set of clothes is anything you can run for your life in."
Can't remember who it was, though!
Warmaster: "Then let's just crucify you and get it over with!"
Or something like that; I can't remember how it went exactly.
WMiller: "I am Spartacus!"
Me: "I though you were Ratatosk, Norse Squirrel of Strife."
Someone said once, "A good set of clothes is anything you can run for your life in."
Can't remember who it was, though!
Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2005 4:58 pm
Space Dracula wrote:Euskera wrote:Space Dracula: "I am Jesus."
Warmaster: "Then let's just crucify you and get it over with!"
I am Jesus.
Warmaster wrote:
Well lets crucify you and get it over with!
Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2005 5:46 pm
Funkypudding wrote:Your mother is a tasteless joke.
I'm also inclined to think that Funkypudding's avatar deserves mention...
Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2005 10:07 pm
I think Warmaster has one too many sins he wants to shrug off onto my shoulders. That is to say, banging goats while wearing a tricorn hat and a hockey mask.Warmaster wrote:Space Dracula wrote:Euskera wrote:Space Dracula: "I am Jesus."
Warmaster: "Then let's just crucify you and get it over with!"
I am Jesus.
Warmaster wrote:
Well lets crucify you and get it over with!
Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2005 10:13 pm
Warning: That page is not work- or school-safe!Matt wrote:[...] Bryan, what possessed you to (a) take a naked photo of yourself, and (b) post it on a linguistics forum?
If you're in a place where it's safe to view pics of naked people online, but don't want to do such a thing, i highly suggest scrolling up from the bottom of the page since i couldn't get a direct link to Matt's post.
Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 12:03 am
following trebor's advice, this should be a direct link to matt's post. http://www.spinnoff.com/zbb/viewtopic.p ... 293#285293Trebor wrote:Warning: That page is not work- or school-safe!Matt wrote:[...] Bryan, what possessed you to (a) take a naked photo of yourself, and (b) post it on a linguistics forum?
If you're in a place where it's safe to view pics of naked people online, but don't want to do such a thing, i highly suggest scrolling up from the bottom of the page since i couldn't get a direct link to Matt's post.
if you have adblock you can block "http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/BAJParry/" to make the page worksafe. note that this will block any pictures bryan has on photobucket.
Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 12:41 am
From the same thread:
That was hilarious...
(And Spack quoted this and added, "brilliant"
)
Shm Jay wrote:Ideas for what possessed him:Bryan wrote:And to answer your question, Matt; it was a whim. I don't really know why I did it.
[...]
4. He wants to use shock tactics to sexualize Euskera
That was hilarious...(And Spack quoted this and added, "brilliant"
)Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 2:14 am
Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 5:24 am
There's been loads of good quotes over the year... However I fear many of them were in Epherema and have since been lost....
Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 1:03 pm
halyihev wrote:MEYbe if you want rites, we should look into starting a TSHURch. We could all chip in and buy a Swiss SHALEA to hold it in, we could appoint a reGENT, and then wENDI our way up to our "temple". It's not URgent (or UR-GENTHarple wrote:Hey, its good to celebrate rites of passage!
Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 7:26 pm
Brandrinn wrote:While you're at it, can you find me a near-sighted Frenchman with three nipples who can only eat Indian food on Wednesdays?
Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 12:21 am
Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 5:35 pm
anyone remember exactly what he said, or what thread that was in?Zompist wrote:thank you in the ass?
Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 5:41 pm
finlay, on seeing the result of PT4, wrote:You must have been doing something very different from what I was if it contains the phrase "Revenge of the donkeys" though!
Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2005 10:21 am
if you have adblock you can block "http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/BAJParry/" to make the page worksafe. note that this will block any pictures bryan has on photobucket.
Wait, wtf!?! huh!?! There was only one "dodgy" picture, and you can't see my privates anyway, so I'm not EXACTLY sure what the fuss is about... I would really appreciate it if no one took you up on your advice.
Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2005 10:44 am
I hereby challenge you to a duel!Bryan wrote:if you have adblock you can block "http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/BAJParry/" to make the page worksafe. note that this will block any pictures bryan has on photobucket.
Wait, wtf!?! huh!?! There was only one "dodgy" picture, and you can't see my privates anyway, so I'm not EXACTLY sure what the fuss is about... I would really appreciate it if no one took you up on your advice.
Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2005 10:53 am
The quote by Ketske that Radius had in his sig for a while... goes something like
Eddy, when you assume, you make an ass out of you and you alone.
Eddy, when you assume, you make an ass out of you and you alone.
Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2005 12:51 pm
Dazi on the Weather Channel:
...Well, I liked it.
"look at the giant L with the swirly clouds, here a funny line is coming down and arrows are spinning 'round the low. Tomorrow will bring a giant H hovering over the area and little pictures of sunshine"
...Well, I liked it.
Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2005 4:20 pm
[quote="In the Ephemera thread entitled "X-Sampa ate my brain!" started by nebula wind phone, Weet"]I used to have pretty good spelling until I started in on linguistics[/quote]
Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2005 7:57 pm
jsburke wrote:A nasal squiggly!nebula wind phone wrote:"llive?ourrnal."
Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2005 11:34 pm
in [url=irc://irc.freedomirc.net/almea]#almea[/url]<CUM_SIURON> Daome awakened/ looks at pants
<myuri> Daome is a volcano and therefore has no pants
<myuri>he would be quite confused if he was wearing pants
<myuri>can you imaging a volcano wearing pants?
<CUM_SIURON>volcanos in your conworld don't have pants!? man, your conworld sucks!
Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2005 11:51 pm
Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2005 1:48 am
Ditto, though strangely the thought the people actually believe this also makes me cry, inwardly and outwardly.Khang wrote:this just makes me laugh, inwarldy and outwardlyMercator's Teacher wrote:"The two parent languages of English are Greek and Latin"