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Re: The Official ZBB Quote Thread

Posted: Thu Jan 09, 2014 2:33 pm
by ol bofosh
ObsequiousNewt wrote:
ol bofosh wrote:
ObsequiousNewt wrote:
cromulant wrote:
ObsequiousNewt wrote:Wait. Why don't we try something here. Patiku, you don't say that Eddy is gay; Eddy, you don't say that Patiku says you're gay, and everybody else doesn't tell Eddy to ignore Patiku.

Then, of course, we can get back to arguing about more important things.
And so it was that Obsequious Newt singlehandedly ended the Eddythread with his wise words of wisdom.
*bows*

Today, this Eddythread, tomorrow, the world!
What, you're going to end the world with your wise words of wisdom??? :o
Exactly. It'll go something like this:
ObsequiousNewt, in the future, wrote:Wait. Why don't we try something here. Syria, you don't say that Israel is gay; Israel, you don't say that Palestine is gay, and America, you stop messing around in the Middle East.
Following which the U.S. will withdraw their forces, the Middle East will stop fighting with each other, and everything will be rainbows and happiness and Mohammed (peace be upon him.) Then, after about five years of having no outlet for its agression, America will finally crack, and go on a murderous rampage, destroying the whole world before committing suicide.

Re: The Official ZBB Quote Thread

Posted: Sat Jan 11, 2014 8:45 pm
by Herr Dunkel
Nortaneous wrote:Rusanov, there's being a fascist, and then there's being incapable of responding to anything without going "beep boop i am a fascist" for twenty paragraphs.
That's it, Nort won the internet, we can all go home

Re: The Official ZBB Quote Thread

Posted: Sun Jan 12, 2014 3:36 am
by Radius Solis
last May, Legion wrote:
Drydic Guy wrote:Great, now dhok's terrible phase is enshrined forever.
Don't worry no one actually reads back this thread [inb4 doing it just to disprove this sentence]
False, as I have just run into this while reading back in the thread for a certain quote I half-remember from a few months ago and wanted to see what it was again.

Re: The Official ZBB Quote Thread

Posted: Mon Jan 13, 2014 10:42 pm
by ObsequiousNewt
zompist wrote:Did you just complain that one of Sal's posts is not long enough?
Addressed to Radius.

Re: The Official ZBB Quote Thread

Posted: Fri Jan 17, 2014 4:44 pm
by Aili Meilani
Astraios wrote:you don't need to have sex with a fantasy book

Re: The Official ZBB Quote Thread

Posted: Sat Jan 18, 2014 3:38 am
by jmcd
Daistallia wrote:You are entitled to your own opinions. You are not entitled to your own facts.

Re: The Official ZBB Quote Thread

Posted: Sat Jan 18, 2014 10:39 am
by patiku
jmcd wrote:
Daistallia wrote:You are entitled to your own opinions. You are not entitled to your own facts.
He was just quoting Senator Moynihan.

Re: The Official ZBB Quote Thread

Posted: Sat Jan 18, 2014 5:34 pm
by Pressed Bunson
Nessari wrote:
linguoboy wrote:People, the subject line says, "Quote Thread". I'm pretty sure the Pointless and Annoying Pedantic Debate Thread has always been in Ephemera.
No, every single thread on this forum has the Pointless and Annoyingly Pedantic Debate Thread as an assumed subtitle.

Re: The Official ZBB Quote Thread

Posted: Mon Jan 20, 2014 6:11 am
by jmcd
patiku wrote:
jmcd wrote:
Daistallia wrote:You are entitled to your own opinions. You are not entitled to your own facts.
He was just quoting Senator Moynihan.
I had no idea. It didn't even occur to me that he was quoting someone else, otherwise I would have looked. Thanks.

Re: The Official ZBB Quote Thread

Posted: Tue Jan 21, 2014 4:09 am
by Radius Solis
Cúlro wrote:Mods who have to reign in their natural personality to avoid rubbing people up the wrong way are not well-suited for the job.
Cúlro wrote:Mods who have to reign in their
Cúlro wrote:reign
Congratulations! You have found a sentence in which the difference between "reign" and "rein" makes for two opposite meanings!

Re: The Official ZBB Quote Thread

Posted: Tue Jan 21, 2014 8:39 am
by din
Oh, now I get why I didn't get it, the first time I read it.




(this sounds like cheap poetry)

Re: The Official ZBB Quote Thread

Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 8:57 pm
by Radagast revived
Note how the ambiguity exists only in writing though, due to the difference in intonation between [[rein in] their personality] and [reign [in their personality]].

Re: The Official ZBB Quote Thread

Posted: Sun Feb 16, 2014 10:45 am
by Cúlro
KathAveara wrote:In which case, I may push my southern dragons up the archipelago.
This made me giggle way more than it should have.

Re: The Official ZBB Quote Thread

Posted: Sun Feb 16, 2014 10:48 am
by Cúlro
Radius Solis wrote:
Cúlro wrote:Mods who have to reign in their natural personality to avoid rubbing people up the wrong way are not well-suited for the job.
Cúlro wrote:Mods who have to reign in their
Cúlro wrote:reign
Congratulations! You have found a sentence in which the difference between "reign" and "rein" makes for two opposite meanings!
I shall pass on your congratulations to my iPad's autocorrect.

I was messaging a friend the other day and it changed an exclamation of "Lord!" into "kotex!" :mrgreen:

Re: The Official ZBB Quote Thread

Posted: Sun Feb 16, 2014 12:21 pm
by KathTheDragon
Cúlro wrote:
KathAveara wrote:In which case, I may push my southern dragons up the archipelago.
This made me giggle way more than it should have.
Really? How old are you?
Edit: Don't answer that.

Re: The Official ZBB Quote Thread

Posted: Sun Feb 16, 2014 5:37 pm
by Torco
i'm almost thirty and i found it funny

Re: The Official ZBB Quote Thread

Posted: Sun Feb 16, 2014 5:59 pm
by KathTheDragon
Who'm I trying to kid? I'd probably find it funny if someone else said it (and it was pointed out to me)

Re: The Official ZBB Quote Thread

Posted: Sun Feb 16, 2014 8:35 pm
by Cúlro
I'm 34......

Re: The Official ZBB Quote Thread

Posted: Fri Feb 28, 2014 1:38 pm
by linguoboy
Kereb wrote:Or the tl;dr version: Jim Carrey's wife wanted a magic space baby, so I had to cough until my eyes bled.

Re: The Official ZBB Quote Thread

Posted: Fri Feb 28, 2014 2:05 pm
by Ser
In a conversation where Slereah asked what you could inflate party balloons with other than with helium/hydrogen, Cev interrupted saying:
<Cev> I open a random page in this grammar of Bungi Creole, a creole once spoken in Canada
<Cev> and there it is:
<Cev> "aboot 'about'"
<rhetorica|work> pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTtttttttttttttttttt
rhetorica|work leaks air.

Re: The Official ZBB Quote Thread

Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2014 4:44 am
by Qwynegold
Kereb wrote:Image

We had a cocktail mixing contest at a friend's place. The ingredient in my hand actually became part of a delicious beverage.
Torco wrote:It's like a tiny glass of hentai ! :D

Re: The Official ZBB Quote Thread

Posted: Tue May 27, 2014 5:02 pm
by Shrdlu
Salmoneus wrote:A current plaything, that probably doesn't merit a C&CQ post yet, but which I wanted to share:

// Ne hou nde grâü dwaz liveŋe Habe / Dis twazne harbl mêsí wa̦rí Hou, dás fïwe̦t wëm Aɲz nde móki Smyü tï, ndis twazne nerívne jaï bë syeri Hou, dás lákaɲ ênitaɲ ïɲne fesiraɲrâun ö fe̦rireŋóp / Dis twaze habe Hou, ndás mpraïzeɲ Köfe //



Kereb wrote:harbl

Re: The Official ZBB Quote Thread

Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2014 5:56 am
by jal
From the Indo-European thread:
GreenBowTie wrote:
R.Rusanov wrote:say we found out exactly what and how indoeuropeans spoke 3500 years ago on the pontic steppe
does it even really matter? ml or wr or whatever is still just a combination of sounds some ancient people said once. there's no relevance upon the modern world
might i kindly suggest this is not the thread for you

JAL

Re: The Official ZBB Quote Thread

Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2014 3:22 pm
by linguoboy
From the Atheism Thread:
Salmoneus wrote:"Arguments" like this one are the world's best proof that God does not exist...

Re: The Official ZBB Quote Thread

Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2014 1:22 am
by jal
zompist wrote:
linguoboy wrote:So probably all of you have looked as the name "Westeros" and had the same thought: looks like a PIE word. Anyone played around with the etymology at all? I guess the most plausible root is *wes- "stay, dwell", but there are plenty of other possibilities, including some which incorporate *wekʷsperos somehow.
Given that we have Westeros in the West, Essos in the East, and Sothoryos int he South, I think the answer is "Martin isn't a very good conlanger."

JAL