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con quesa wrote: "Hi, we're from Jenova's Witnesses. Would you mind if we came inside to talk to you about our savior, Sephiroth, and his Holy Mother Jenova?"

on his conlang's thread in C&C, mongolhead wrote:Obviously I'm not looking to out-Ubykh the Ubykh language

In his enigmatic rant entitled 'Important announcement regarding y,' Nae wrote:God I hate you english. You and your pestilent language. A plague has ravaged the world now for a hundred, two hundred years, and no stop in sight! A plague that will surely destroy our souls, like it has destroyed the souls of the denizens of perfidious Albion.

Mr. Saturday in the So who's a conlanger? thread wrote:

ghur wrote:What? Conlangers? On this board?

What? Centipedes? In my vagina?

schwhatever wrote:*points down at signature*

imralu wrote:Instead, the guy is probably ringing the Terrorist Hotline about me as we speak... assuming that anyone who writes in Squiggly is a terrorist.

bricka wrote:

Samuel L Jackson wrote:The Lords of Pwnage versus the Islanders.

That's the idea! Except that you can't be more than one piece, since science hasn't advanced that far yet

bricka wrote:

gsandi wrote:Then of course the Canadian specialties, like stuffed beaver with maple syrup topping. Yummy.

Err... why does that sound unintentionally filthy?

linguoboy wrote:

Feÿ wrote:This shit is so fucking retarded.

No, Your Honour, we didn't call a second witness. I have no idea what he's doing here.

Salmoneus wrote:Chemical analysis produces models that are often statistically correlated to models produced by the 'eat it and see if you die' model.

Twpsyn Pentref wrote:I think uncircumcised dingle-dongles are weird.

con quesa wrote:if "because Michael Moore is fat" becomes a new internet meme, I swear in the name of Satan that I will murder all of you.

Eddy wrote:I keep having this mental image of Benedictine monks traveling all the way to the Kalahari desert, tossing a !Xóõ dictionary at the locals and saying "Speak this or we'll launch and inquisition."

Wycoval wrote:

chris_notts wrote:That's why having kids is a bad idea... it stops you focusing on the important things in life, like books.

Books don't make funny noises when you tickle them.

kodé wrote:If 'homo' is Greek for 'same', 'hetero' is Greek for 'other', and 'metro' is Greek for 'mother'/'maternal', ¿isn't a 'metrosexual' a motherfucker?

Kuvdamos wrote:

kodé wrote:If 'homo' is Greek for 'same', 'hetero' is Greek for 'other', and 'metro' is Greek for 'mother'/'maternal', ¿isn't a 'metrosexual' a motherfucker?

A good one, and etymologically correct.

Third page of http://www.spinnoff.com/zbb/viewtopic.php?t=18761

Dewrad wrote:I have two theories on this.

Either

1) It's a code in which he is telling us that while he was in a coastal city in New Zealand , he caught crabs while going down on some boy pussy , and that this had the unfortunate effect of turning his helmet (which, as we all know, is a slang term for one's glans penis) a disturbing shade of green .

Or

2) He just really likes those pictures.

Dingbats wrote:

-Klaivas- wrote:I had/have the problem in Ewari of having /l l` L L\/, which used to be <l> but are now <n>.

...this is the main reason why I created a conscript

You mean they were all transcribed with <l>, but you changed it to <n>...? Ok....

praseodymium wrote:

Shm Jay wrote:Two questions:

1. What happens if the poniboi farts?
2. What happens if the poniboi defecates?

Do you have some sort of scat fetish?

Kuvdamos wrote:http://www.spinnoff.com/zbb/viewtopic.p ... 896#426896

praseodymium wrote:

Shm Jay wrote:Two questions:

1. What happens if the poniboi farts?
2. What happens if the poniboi defecates?

Do you have some sort of scat fetish? :?

WMiller wrote:

con quesa wrote:

Nae wrote:... Warren... Is that you? Come closer, boy... My eyes are not what they used to be. Listen to me, Warren. God has brought you back to us for a reason. You have to drive the Franks out of here, you have to destroy them, or we will all lie dead come spring.

Uh, Nae. You do realize that Warren is a double agent working for the Frankish king, right?

Noooo! You blew my cover!!!!!!



Oh, and thanks for the welcome backs.

Lahme wrote:Proto-Tower-Of-Babelese
.... - Babelese
........ - Hebrew
........ - Arabic
........ - Nahuatl
.............. - French
.... - Proto-World
.... - Basque
......... - Proto-Indo-European
......... - Proto-Weird
.............. - Proto-Caucasian
.............. - Proto-Australian