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Posted: **Thu Jan 18, 2007 11:26 pm**

<Kasadkad> "OH GOD, YOU USED SHE, THAT'S SEXIST" ... "But girls are shallow bitches who only care about big muscles and a big dick"

Posted: **Fri Jan 19, 2007 1:44 am**

In the "Library Porn" thread:

Andrea wrote:So, here are some libraries that know exactly where my clitoris is :

Posted: **Fri Jan 19, 2007 6:17 am**

IRC goodness...

#erelae:

<tatapyranga> while (s/(?<!\")\b$protocol:[^\s\<\>\[\]"']*[^\s\<\>\[\]"'\,\.\?]/$mark$InPlaceUrl$mark/) {
<tatapyranga> $InPlaceUrl[$InPlaceUrl++] = $&
<tatapyranga> }
<goneriku> Yeah
<ozy> dude! tata! you just wrote a web browser!

<Delalyra> I do have an awful joke, if anyone wants to hear it
<ozy> I'll listen

<Delalyra> it's a gay joke...
<Delalyra> hopefully people aren’t offended
* Soap listens
<ozy> gon might be
<Pthag> I FIND THAT OFFENSIVE
<Pthag> Oh sure, I just find people worryigng about offense offensive

<gonerika> Rainer
<gonerika> Want to hit on me, 2?
<Rainer> No
<Rainer> Rather not

#isharia:

<Kasadkad> MY LITTLE PONY
<Whimemsz> WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
<Kasadkad> Whim still plays with his My Little Pony when he feels sad!

<dewrad> MAE POPETH YN RONG!
<Kasadkad> My popes in wrong?

<Kevlako> Can stress and anxiety cause increased blood pressure?
<Kevlako> And increased blood pressure can cause internal hemorrhages, right?
<Kevlako> So if I'm worried I might get an internal hemorrhage, I WILL get an internal hemorrhage?
<Kasadkad> Yep, Xeph
<Kasadkad> Happens all the time
<Kasadkad> Oh shit
<Kasadkad> There goes my spleen

<Brel> I AM THE MACHINE
<Brel> er
<Brel> sorry, couldn't resist saying that for some reason
<tatapyranga> you are the machine, Brel?
<Brel> ah, yes, apparently

<vlad> Fuck.
<vlad> Words are hard.
<Delalyra> ...in bed.
* Delalyra sniggers
<SurdBendur> hehe
<SurdBendur> Adding "in bed" makes any statement funny.
<Soap> except "I enjoy sleeping"

<Cctoide> my name is Izing
<Cctoide> General Izing.

<Rainer> People scream and cry about forests being logged
<Rainer> But plowing up previously undisturbed grassland is equally, if not more, ecologically destructive
<Rainer> Sadly, there's only several thousand acres of undisturbed grassland left in Illinois.
<CUM_quesa> Rainer, you will become Johnny Grassland-seed
<CUM_quesa> you will walk around the land with a cap, planting grass seeds everywhere and living off the generosity of the people

<m> what happen
<Isharian_1> someone set us up the #almeans

Posted: **Mon Jan 22, 2007 8:06 pm**

From my signature (I may already have posted this, but...):

weldingfish wrote:Sorry. Santa needs to screw around with mathematics sometimes in order to deliver everything on time.

Posted: **Mon Jan 22, 2007 8:10 pm**

ils wrote:
Mr. Saturday wrote:Crack is cocaine.
Only better!

Posted: **Tue Jan 23, 2007 1:07 pm**

aanimo wrote:
leonsherlock wrote:Geek? Nobody can call themselves geek. Titles are earned. Labels are self defeating. Coolness is free of the need to be cool. Geekicity is free of the need to bee geek.
Now we know what happened to the escaped fortune-cookie writer. . .

Posted: **Tue Jan 23, 2007 2:38 pm**

Woohoo! I've been quoted!

Posted: **Tue Jan 23, 2007 9:28 pm**

<Kasadkad> MY LITTLE PONY
<Whimemsz> WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
<Kasadkad> Whim still plays with his My Little Pony when he feels sad!

What the....? When did that happen? I don't remember that conversation. I assume it was part of a larger conversation where nothing was making sense?

Posted: **Tue Jan 23, 2007 9:38 pm**

Whimemsz wrote:
<Kasadkad> MY LITTLE PONY
<Whimemsz> WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
<Kasadkad> Whim still plays with his My Little Pony when he feels sad!
What the....? When did that happen? I don't remember that conversation. I assume it was part of a larger conversation where nothing was making sense?

Haha, I started that. Someone said that "a blue horse is not a horse" and I said, "no, it's a my little pony," and general mayhem ensued.

Posted: **Sun Jan 28, 2007 4:05 pm**

From one of the threads Serali jacked by not reading for context:

-Klaivas- wrote:
vampyre_smiles wrote:If you read things out of context they tend to seem screwed up.
Heh, like your sig. I didn't read the quote, only the "I'm Bi" bit, and I thought for a moment that you and bi (the user) were the same person

Note to self: Read from top to bottom.

Posted: **Sun Jan 28, 2007 4:20 pm**

On that note, I'm glad to see my wisdom is finally being acknowledged in sigquote form.

Posted: **Mon Jan 29, 2007 7:56 pm**

-Klaivas- wrote:We use <k> for /k/, and <q> for the phallo-anal fricative.

About gay conlangers.

Posted: **Mon Jan 29, 2007 8:08 pm**

Imralu wrote:
Mr. Saturday wrote:Homosexuals are GAY.
What? All of them?

Posted: **Mon Jan 29, 2007 10:23 pm**

saizai wrote:
Mr. Saturday wrote:If they want it, they can search for it. It's like giving a machine gun to a retarded monkey, what you're doing.
I think that is
a) extremely insulting to the <18yo members of the board ("retarded monkeys" you call them?)
b) overblown (whom is someone going to kill with some furry porn? and how?)

Wow... That can go so many ways, I'm not going to try thinking about it...

Posted: **Tue Jan 30, 2007 9:23 pm**

From this thread discussing this thread ("English is most probably the strongest language")

bulbaquil wrote:English speling is cosistent? When did this happan and why wans't I toled?

Maid me larph.

Posted: **Wed Jan 31, 2007 11:08 am**

http://www.spinnoff.com/zbb/viewtopic.p ... 146#471146

leonsherlock wrote:It's my language and I will do whatever I want*

*Which includes making Serali the word for gullible

Serali wrote:Did you have to put me in it? And Serali doesn't mean gullible and I'm not gullible. Serali is the name of one of my writing systems which also goes by the name Seral. The language is called Seral or Serali.

Posted: **Wed Jan 31, 2007 3:08 pm**

More IRC Goodness:

* Zeikan gives dazi a teat
<Zeikan> *treat
<Shinali> you people frighten me

<Cctoide> Indeed, adverbs are the sluts of the grammatical city.

<Cctoide> Nae's brain has frozen
<Kyrie> nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
<Cctoide> Please redirect heat ray to Finland
<Slereah> It's already too cold here!
<Slereah> Finns don't need heat.
<Slereah> Otherwise, they'd move
<Nae> we have insulated houses.
<Nae> Seriously.
<Cctoide> Okay, redirect heat ray to France to make Slereah happy
<Cctoide> In fact, redirect ALL the heat rays

<Cctoide> Mr. Saturday <HAET> Khang!
<Cctoide> Serali <HAET> Khang
<Cctoide> Hence, Mr. Saturday = Serali!
<Hokulani> somehow, I cant picture Mr. Saturday as a 14 year old girl
<Slereah> I can. Is it healthy?
<Cctoide> It's healthy and wealthy

<Hokulani>http://www.cafepress.com/buy/Murtagh/-/ ... pg_/c_/fpt_ <= very very funny
<Cctoide> they mispelled Morgoth

<Naima> I got a new cellamophone!
<Slereah> Is it a cell phone for homos?

<Soap> noooo
<Soap> you have committed a horrible sin
<Soap> you have confused length with openness

<Soap> I mean that is, our word "melon" is just a loan from Greek's word for apple. Which it is, yes
<tatapyranga> ahh
<vohpenonomae> no, melon is a loan from quenya

<Soap> Primordial Soup = just somebody
<WurdBendur> Primordial Soup = God

<Xephyr> ...
<Xephyr> An example of idiocy:
<Xephyr> Responding to a question in a NOTA thread with a link to an Ephemera post
<Xephyr> That's like putting a single housefly in a glass case in Smithsonian, and keeping the glass case there for YEARS.

<vohpenonoma> every time i see the zbb poster "spiff"'s name, i think i see "spliff"

<Xephyr> "Eagina" would really be a good name for an Eragon-mockery.

<Kasadkad> Tximist: IM NAKED
<vlad> Kasadkad is down to stripping off the muscle

<Brel> I'll have what he's smoking!
<Kasadkad> Don't listen it's a trick
<Kasadkad> Brel's just hitting on you

* Kasadkad[sleep] gives Brel a goodnight kiss
<Pyurio> Goodnight blowjob.

Posted: **Wed Jan 31, 2007 4:35 pm**

Hokulani wrote:<Cctoide> Mr. Saturday <HAET> Khang!
<Cctoide> Serali <HAET> Khang
<Cctoide> Hence, Mr. Saturday = Serali!
<Hokulani> somehow, I cant picture Mr. Saturday as a 14 year old girl
<Slereah> I can. Is it healthy?
<Cctoide> It's healthy and wealthy

That is win.

Posted: **Wed Jan 31, 2007 5:01 pm**

Here are some that I find absoluetly hilarious:

Only 1 symbol in the alphabet. Ever. Although to be fair, this one symbol can never ever be written because it's too complicated and simply looking at it will make your brain explode and that's not a metaphor (come here Serali......

That one nearly killed me.

A language in wich every word is /serali/ with only a variation in vowel and consonant length and tones.

ROTFL LMAO!

Posted: **Wed Jan 31, 2007 5:49 pm**

Posted: **Wed Jan 31, 2007 7:58 pm**

Posted: **Thu Feb 01, 2007 3:15 pm**

Nuntar obviously does not think that we should go back to quotes here.

<Delalyra> Question Of The Day:
<Delalyra> how do you have sex while playing a violin?
<Words> why did she unplug the screen?
<Delalyra> becuase it was sex
<Delalyra> of course
<Words> ohh i missed the part before that line and somehow read it as i
<Words> and couldn't figure out why your teacher found your presence in a movie disturbing
<goneriku> And for a moment I thought Dazi implied she was unsure why the teacher unplugged the TV because Dela was in a sex scene.
<goneriku> That was confusing.

Posted: **Thu Feb 01, 2007 4:06 pm**

@nuntar - as per my suggestion. Get all this stuff out of threads. It is taking over the board.

@goneriku - I so do not get that. Unplugging what screen? When? A little context? Please?

Posted: **Thu Feb 01, 2007 4:13 pm**

OH! My apologies, I missed a line of text there whilst cutting out irrelevant parts. It was apparently a movie her friends were watching at school.
Meh, I'll have to dig up that line of text and edit my post later.

Posted: **Thu Feb 01, 2007 4:17 pm**

I have another quote:

gsandi wrote: -burger is hardly an inflectional ending.

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