ZBB member photos, part 5. (Something for the weekend, sir?)

[finlay]

damn. ok now!

[Gulliver]

A self-portrait, entitled Real Men Use Pink Cameras

[Jipí]

The silly face disease has taken hold of you again.

[Gulliver]

The silly face disease has taken hold of you again.

When taking pictures of oneself with a pink camera in order to post them on the internet because you are bored and vain, a silly face is the least of all sins.

[Pthagnar]

palsy etc oh guitarplayer got there first

[masako]

I'm in the bottom right corner, blue shirt, c. 1989.

[Kereb]

this is me in a dinosaur hat shooting a roman candle from my crotch
it was an interesting night

[Zontas]

this is me in a dinosaur hat shooting a roman candle from my crotch
it was an interesting night

The only reason that stunt worked was because there was nothing there in the first place.

[Izambri]

Oh what a nice grass field.

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That joke could have maybe worked if the roman candle wasn't pointing away from all those special bits.

[Torco]

I was playing paintball the other day

[Shrdlu]

Chechnyan war lord, anyone?

this is said with humour, mind you.

[Torco]

Chechnyan war lord, anyone?

this is said with humour, mind you.

you mean lord of war

[Shrdlu]

[Zontas]

I was playing paintball the other day

Roman: Nico! Get over here! This is the guy who has a hit on uhs!

Player: I'm going to kill you instead of Kate at the end of the game if you call me another fucking time.

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Wow spoilers man jesus have some tact

[Zontas]

Wow spoilers man jesus have some tact

You just bought it? It's been four whole years, dude.

Considering how locked out of the loop you are, here's yer first step.

SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE! IT WAS HIS SLED! SNAPE KILLS DUMBELDORE! ANGELA IS PETER, HE WAS JUST RAISED AS A GIRL (ALSO, HE'S REALLY FUCKING SCARY WHEN HE SMILES)! JUDGE WARGRAVES DID IT (ATLEAST IN THE BOOKS)! SCOTT SHELBY IS THE KILLER! BRUCE WILLIS WAS DEAD THE WHOLE TIME! THE VILLAGE IS ACTUALLY IN OUR WORLD! THE TWELVE MONKEYS WERE A RED HERRING, YOU CAN'T FIGHT FATE! THE GUY IN THE BLACK CADILLAC WAS THAT GIRL'S HUSBAND! DR. EVIL IS AUSTIN POWERS' BROTHER! THE WAX MUSEUM IS FULL OF CORPSE MADE BY VINCENT PRICE! AND THE KILLER IS MS. VOORHEES!

They are (in order) Logan's Run, Citizen Kane, Harry Potter, Sleepaway Camp, And Then There Were None, Heavy Rain, The Sixth Sense, Twelve Monkeys, Black Cadillac, Austin Powers, Wax House, and Friday The Thirteenth (Part 1).

[Zontas]

Here's your second step.

THE LITLLE KID IS THE MURDEROUS PERSONALITY! SAMUEL L. JACKSON IS THE GLASS MAN. ZANE IS A ROBOT, AND LLOYD IS THE GREEN NINJA! CHINO SHOOTS TONY! MILOS KILLS HIS WIFE AND FUCKS HIS OWN SON! THE JUNTA TAKES OVER ANYWAY! THE LITTLE BUNNY DID IT! FINNY BREAKS HIS LEG AGAIN AND DIES DURING SURGERY; GENE FAILS TO BE ADJUSTED AS AN ADULT! MAMI TOMOE GETS 'ER HEAD CHOPPED OFF IN THE THIRD EPISODE AND THE GIRL WITH PINK HAIR DELETES HER EXISTENCE TO SAVE THE WORLD! EVEN QUENT DIES BEFORE PARADISE OPENS UP! THERE REALLY IS SOMETHING ON THE PLANE! THE MASKS DEFORM THEIR FACES! THE GIRL ON THE COVER IS SARA MAAS NOT DELLA, SARA DIES AT THE END OF THE BOOK (AMBIGUOUSLY)! THE KID'S SISTER KNOCKS THE KID'S STONE OUT OF THE FIRE AND CUTTY BLACK SOW KILLS HIM! J-LO KILLS THE PATIENT TO SET HIM FREE! L AND WATARI ARE KILLED BY REM, THEN LIGHT AND TERU MIKAMI DIE AT THE END OF THE SHOW! AND JOHNNY KILLS HIMSELF BECAUSE LISA IS CHEATING WITH MARK!

They are, in order: Identity, Unbreakable, Ninjago: Masters Of Spinjitsu, West Side Story, A Serbian Film, Z, Hoodwinked, A Separate Peace, Puelli Magica Madoka, Two Different Twilight Zone Episodes, The Curse Of Camp Cold Lake (Goosebumps), Cutty Black Sow (Tales From The Darkside), Cell, Death Note, and The Room.

[Shm Jay]

I was playing paintball the other day

I had better warn you that Astraios is now likely to fly to Chile and seek to have sex with you.

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Joke's on you Zontas, I HAVE played that game before! You typed out all that for no reason!

[Torco]

I was playing paintball the other day

I had better warn you that Astraios is now likely to fly to Chile and seek to have sex with you.

xD
Lucky no one took a picture of a later me playing shirtless, then.

[Astraios]

I was playing paintball the other day

I had better warn you that Astraios is now likely to fly to Chile and seek to have sex with you.

xD
Lucky no one took a picture of a later me playing shirtless, then.

I was gonna do that anyway.

[Zontas]

Joke's on you Zontas, I HAVE played that game before! You typed out all that for no reason!

So, I just ruined a shitload of movies for you and probably some other people.

[WeepingElf]

Joke's on you Zontas, I HAVE played that game before! You typed out all that for no reason!

So, I just ruined a shitload of movies for you and probably some other people.

You did not really do so for me because with a few exceptions which I already knew before, I have no idea which spoiler belongs to which movie.

[Zontas]

Joke's on you Zontas, I HAVE played that game before! You typed out all that for no reason!

So, I just ruined a shitload of movies for you and probably some other people.

You did not really do so for me because with a few exceptions which I already knew before, I have no idea which spoiler belongs to which movie.

I added them.