The Official ZBB Quote Thread

Kuh-five · Post by **Kuh-five** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 5:02 pm

In #erelae:

<Slereah> What's a girl?
<babajaga> Someone that you give your cum to
<Slereah> Oh. A boy.

finlay · Post by **finlay** » Fri Mar 23, 2007 10:03 am

who are they?

Kuh-five · Post by **Kuh-five** » Fri Mar 23, 2007 11:01 am

finlay wrote:who are they?

Slereah = ZBBer, known Jew
babajaga = friend of neek, possibly also a Jew

Darksoul · Post by **Darksoul** » Fri Mar 23, 2007 5:29 pm

con quesa wrote:
Space Dracula wrote:By the way, Mr. Saturday, I deduct 100,000 points for using a fucking katana. Only anime fags use katanas.
Speaking as an anime fag, I want to say that I wholeheartedly agree with Spack on this one.

From the thread that used to be called "The Last Song"

goneriku · Post by **goneriku** » Sat Mar 24, 2007 9:00 pm

Babajaga is a known Jew. Also a mickey.

goneriku · Post by **goneriku** » Sun Mar 25, 2007 12:10 am

<Feijuada> vlad's Australian?
<Feijuada> g'day, mate!
<Feijuada> fancy a shrimp on the barbie?

jmcd · Post by **jmcd** » Sun Mar 25, 2007 10:59 am

Dewrad wrote:
Basically, it's all reducible to a simple equation:
[-post] > [+post] /[+interest]_[+knowledge]

or: [-spam] > [+spam] /[+interest]_[+boredom]

Kuh-five · Post by **Kuh-five** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 12:59 am

<Brel> Fucking /b/.
<Brel> FUCKING
<Brel> FUCKING
<Brel> B
<Brel> GODDAMN FUCKING /B/ AND THE FUCKING FUCKS WHO THINK IT'S FUCKING COOL.
<Brel> TAKE YOUR SHIT SOMEPLACE ELSE.
<Brel> NAMELY HELL.
<Lerb> angry Brel is angry

Kuh-five · Post by **Kuh-five** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 2:18 am

<vortux> at the very least, i know Mein Kampf is illegal
<vortux> seems the fourth reich doesnt like the third reich very much.

Grunge · Post by **Grunge** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 5:08 pm

Brel wrote:Space Dracula: "I am Jesus."
Warmaster: "Then let's just crucify you and get it over with!"

Or something like that; I can't remember how it went exactly.

WMiller: "I am Spartacus!"
Me: "I though you were Ratatosk, Norse Squirrel of Strife."

Someone said once, "A good set of clothes is anything you can run for your life in."

Can't remember who it was, though!

I like the first set

Grunge · Post by **Grunge** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 5:09 pm

Kuh-five wrote:<Brel> Fucking /b/.
<Brel> FUCKING
<Brel> FUCKING
<Brel> B
<Brel> GODDAMN FUCKING /B/ AND THE FUCKING FUCKS WHO THINK IT'S FUCKING COOL.
<Brel> TAKE YOUR SHIT SOMEPLACE ELSE.
<Brel> NAMELY HELL.
<Lerb> angry Brel is angry

Wow - I think I might have been present for this one. It sounds vaguely familiar. Was I, Brel??

LinguistCat · Post by **LinguistCat** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 6:41 pm

Rodlox wrote:
Eddy wrote:So do I, but that's a long way from a moral rule outlawing them. Sam is an idiot for believing that tattoos are immoral but that manipulating women for sex and killing kittens aren't.
who the heck manipulates women into killing kittens?

I misread, didn't I?

XD

Mr. Saturday · Post by **Mr. Saturday** » Sat Apr 07, 2007 1:02 am

-Klaivas- wrote:Samstag = matador, Eddy = bull.

Kuh-five · Post by **Kuh-five** » Sat Apr 07, 2007 2:57 pm

<kokakode> weather 80085
<Ilquen> There's no weather in Nowhere, USA
<kokakode> 80085 = BOOBS
<Ilquen> There's no weather in Nowhere, USA
<kokakode> weather BOOBS
<kokakode> BOOBS

Delalyra · Post by **Delalyra** » Mon Apr 09, 2007 7:14 pm

<Kasadkad> But if we all love Brel at once, maybe we can melt her icy heart?
* Kasadkad loves Brel
* Dudicon loves Brel
* Legion loves Brel
* Serali has always loved Brel
* kokakode loves Brel... physically
* Delalyra loves brel...but not like that :p
* tatapyranga loves Brel
<Brel>

* Fraeon makes love to Brel
* Kasadkad loves Brel very much like that
<Brel> why do all the lame people love me like that?
* Dudicon totally loves Brel like that
<Brel> Dudicon, Rainer...
* candrodor thinks Brel's had enough IRC love in the past couple of months to last a lot of time getting over
<Delalyra> haha
<Serali> Brel: They're just teasing you
<Brel> I know
<Brel> they've done it for months, Serali

Kuh-five · Post by **Kuh-five** » Mon Apr 09, 2007 7:33 pm

That quote sucked and it was too long.

Kuh-five · Post by **Kuh-five** » Mon Apr 09, 2007 8:17 pm

<Serali> Abjad lessons?
<ayyub> My Arabic lessons, Serali.
<Serali> Oh then why did Oswy say 'abjad'?
<ayyub> Because the Arabic script is an abjad.

Radioguy · Post by **Radioguy** » Mon Apr 09, 2007 8:50 pm

Sleep> Ren is allowed in?
<Whimemsz> FAILING
<Whimemsz> I hope not?
<Alabama> the great Kuh-Five gave me the hookup
<Whimemsz> Why?
<Sleep> well he's here
<Ephialtes> NO
<Whimemsz> ah
<Alabama> if Serali is allowed, I'm allowed.
<kokakode> *hookah
=-= Mode #cadhinor +b *!*@X-XXXXXXXX.XXX.XXX.XXXXXXXXX.XXX by Whimemsz
<Alabama> logic and science
=== #cadhinor You are banned (#cadhinor)
<Ephialtes> :D
=-= YOU (Alabama) have been booted from #cadhinor by Whimemsz (lulz)

Mr. Saturday · Post by **Mr. Saturday** » Mon Apr 09, 2007 9:30 pm

Guess what? You gave yourself away. No more #almea for you!

Radioguy · Post by **Radioguy** » Mon Apr 09, 2007 9:57 pm

Mr. Saturday wrote:Guess what? You gave yourself away. No more #almea for you!

They got surround sound and rock out a hound and don't wanna dance or replace they own ground.

kodé · Post by **kodé** » Mon Apr 09, 2007 10:32 pm

sweet... cameo appearances!

Soap · Post by **Soap** » Tue Apr 10, 2007 5:53 pm

Eddy wrote:I am also a loser because I live with my relatives despite being almost 20

Eddy wrote:At least no one has asked me where I live yet, or I would be caught in an impossible bind, either revealing that I'm a loser or postponing that revelation in a way that would probably be more devastating (since I would be lying about living alone).

Legion · Post by **Legion** » Tue Apr 10, 2007 8:33 pm

<Dudicon> God
<Dudicon> Suffering through that egg sandwich was horrible
<Dudicon> The dining hall makes terrible egg sandwiches
<ozy> BLASPHEMY
<ozy> >:O
<Dudicon> But excellent chicken sandwiches
<Dudicon> Blasphemy? Have you eaten at my dining hall?
<ozy> blasphemy on their part, at least
<tatapyranga> TONIGHT YOU DINE IN HALL

Kuh-five · Post by **Kuh-five** » Wed Apr 11, 2007 3:39 pm

<Feijuada> how many sisters [do you have]?
<Brel> two
<Feijuada> have you ever caught them making out?
<Brel> No.
<Brel> Say anything more like that and I'll kickban you.
<Feijuada>

<Brel> I've already had people say this idiotic shit about them before.
<Feijuada> HAHAHAHAHA
<Feijuada> REALLY?!
<Brel> Yes.
<Brel> And I don't find it at all funny.

Kuh-five · Post by **Kuh-five** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 10:12 pm

<gonorrhoea> Tonight at work sucked.
<Dudicon14> gonorrhoea: Did you notice a busty woman at the restaurant and realize to your horror that you were getting a massive erection in the middle of the dining area and you had nothing to cover yourself with and everyone saw and laughed as you ran to the bathroom and cried?