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Re: 50 Cent Explains Passover (& Other Links of Interest

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ils wrote:If she asked my whether I'd accepted Jesus into my life as my Lord and Saviour, different story.
I don't think those types go to nightclubs... Unless you're going to the wrong nightclubs. :?
What one says to a complete stranger on a social occasion, especially when in "partner-seeking mode", is of utmost importance, not even necessarily on the conscious level.
Personally, I'm more put off by people who automatically assume that everyone in a nightclub is in partner-seeking mode, but I'm Goth and further I'm female, so I probably have a far different perspective on this than you. :P
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An anagram chatbot.

It's rather humbling to discover that the letters in one's name can be rearranged to "Anus grabber acne scum".

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Re: 50 Cent Explains Passover (& Other Links of Interest

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gsandi wrote:I am sure I had a lot less success as a Don Juan in my single days than I would have liked to have because of this attitude, but on the positive side I have managed to make a number of lasting friendships with intelligent women.
Oh my. I think I'll just say our philosophies and senses of perspective rather differ, and leave it at that.

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Eccentric Iconoclast wrote:An anagram chatbot.

It's rather humbling to discover that the letters in one's name can be rearranged to "Anus grabber acne scum".
webuser: May I live forever.
sternest: Fairy, evil remove.

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webuser: where is the restroom?
sternest: Hero's termites whore.

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webuser: I am winning the hotdog eating contest
sternest: Goodnight! An intimate whinge. Not. Sect.
webuser: I love you more than bunnies
sternest: Obtrusive, inhumane looney.
webuser: Ukime Zakai
sternest: Kamikaze IU.
webuser: Ukime Zakai is a friend from Japan
sternest: I am a major ruffianizes kind peak.
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webuser: Do you like to conlang? Conlanging is fun. Don't you think?
sternest: Not canoodling ugly-looking acne. Sunny, hot funk idiot.
webuser: mohammed ali was the greatest boxer alive
sternest: Warm meatiest hotheads gleam. Bravo! Exile.
webuser: Zoris is the maker of the conlingual telephone
sternest: Ahem! Toothlike, fine herpes zoster. Null, agonic.
webuser: violence broke out in darfur
sternest: Unluckier, over-fed abortion.
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webuser: I was a fiend before I became a teen, grabbed the microphone just like a cone of ice cream.

sternest: I am a safe obedience if beware neat. Up-market, highbred job-selection. Force ace income.
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webuser: do you have chlamidia?
sternest: Ouch! I am a heavy dildo
webuser: Keep holding on
sternest: Dolphin on geek.
webuser: You have a hairy penis
sternest: Hey You! I've a piranhas.
webuser: Miss Pettigrew lives for a daysternest: Oversimplify tawdriest sage.
webuser: enter text, i reply in anagram
sternest: Exemplary, entertaining rat.
webuser: holes and poles
sternest: On hopeless lad
webuser: peaches and onions
sternest: Enhanced as poison
webuser: True love
sternest: Ever lout
webuser: How does he know you love him?
sternest: Oh Wow! Hooked, mushy Evil one.
webuser: Having sex with an older guy
sternest: Whingers hoax ugly deviant

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webuser: Conflicts exist in Israel and Palestine over territory.
sternest: Excretal lividness fornications. Terrorise patiently.
webuser: The car is exploding and all people in it are dead.
sternest: Cold relaxing pleasant pedophile. Retained aid.
webuser: reporting bb dayorder doubleplusungood refs unpersons rewrite fullwise upsub antefiling
sternest: Property defrauds grubbier snob. On splendorous, pendulous bug. Infuriate sweltering if well.
webuser: Why can't juice be sacred?
sternest: Weedy, anarchic subject.
webuser: Sumbangan anda dialu-alukan!
sternest: I am an anal usual and bad gunk.
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sternest: Evolve plaguesome as amoral maim. Good! On a lazier gaol.
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webuser: i am so ashamed of you
sternest: Ya! Mafioso madhouse.

webuser: killer whales in velvet pyjamas
sternest: Well! Lively anathemas jerk VIPs

webuser: can you make the connection?
sternest: Make out. Cheat on innocency.


It does seem to like dramatic exclamations. Oh!

Edit: Okay, this one's nice:

webuser: islamic fundamentalists
sternest: Lame misfits and lunatics.
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Looks like we may need a separate thread for the chatbot.

Or as the chatbot would say: "Okay desolate sewer-like apeman. Fetch heart-throb toad."

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Oh no! I started a meme! Shame on me.

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Oh man, did I link to this bizarre story of anti-emo riots in Mexico? One of those stories that sounds like it should come from The Onion, but as always, many times less funny in real-life, where emo-hatred seems to have become a useful cover for gaybashing.
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ils wrote:Oh man, did I link to this bizarre story of anti-emo riots in Mexico? One of those stories that sounds like it should come from The Onion, but as always, many times less funny in real-life, where emo-hatred seems to have become a useful cover for gaybashing.
The emo-haters should go to Japan. They'd be shocked by the sight :P

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Political link warning:

And the kind of link that makes people either bored or automatically defensive because it's about the Bush Administration and fascism. Don't kid yourself and don't avoid it: Naomi Wolf shows convincingly how little of America's erstwhile open society is left teetering on the brink. No matter where you live, this has consequences for everyone, and as the financial crisis progresses those consequences are only going to get more relevant.
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Re: 50 Cent Explains Passover (& Other Links of Interest

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vampyre_smiles wrote:
ils wrote:If she asked my whether I'd accepted Jesus into my life as my Lord and Saviour, different story.
I don't think those types go to nightclubs... Unless you're going to the wrong nightclubs. :?
Never can tell. I once knew a dealer who was a Seventh Day Adventist, and I actually ran into an old fundie friend at a hip-hop show the other day, the kind of girl I used to mentally categorize as "Jesus bait." Far as I know she's still with the church.

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ils wrote:Oh man, did I link to this bizarre story of anti-emo riots in Mexico? One of those stories that sounds like it should come from The Onion, but as always, many times less funny in real-life, where emo-hatred seems to have become a useful cover for gaybashing.
........................................... I'm bi and I hate emos (Well, most of them). Sure isn't because they're "gay"... :|
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vampyre_smiles wrote:
ils wrote:Oh man, did I link to this bizarre story of anti-emo riots in Mexico? One of those stories that sounds like it should come from The Onion, but as always, many times less funny in real-life, where emo-hatred seems to have become a useful cover for gaybashing.
........................................... I'm bi and I hate emos (Well, most of them). Sure isn't because they're "gay"... :|
I don't think all the people involved are homophobes, more like homophobia is an ugly undercurrent in the thing as a whole. Kinda like how all glam rockers and their fans weren't necessarily sexist jerks, but nevertheless their particular movement was a pretty good thing for sexist jerk-ism.
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ils wrote:Political link warning:

And the kind of link that makes people either bored or automatically defensive because it's about the Bush Administration and fascism. Don't kid yourself and don't avoid it: Naomi Wolf shows convincingly how little of America's erstwhile open society is left teetering on the brink. No matter where you live, this has consequences for everyone, and as the financial crisis progresses those consequences are only going to get more relevant.
The text is one year old, but it definitely looks like it's right. Even the financial crisis happens at the right moment...

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I'm not absolutely sure what side of the evolutionary theory debate Beware the Believers is on, although the unfavorable portrayal of Dawkins is quite suggestive, but it regardless has a certain entrancing quality that compels me to post it. I don't consider it to be good, per se, but I find it disconcertingly hypnotic and endowed with an infectious refrain.
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"Marry Our Daughter is an introduction service assisting those following the Biblical tradition of arranging marriages for their daughters." How creepy is it? Pretty freakin' creepy. (Especially since the daughters in question seem to come at a maximum age of 16 or 17.)
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Delthayre wrote:I'm not absolutely sure what side of the evolutionary theory debate Beware the Believers
It's almost certainly a product of the "Expelled" people, trying to dispel some of their chagrin over the recent unfortunate incident with PZ Myers.

The humour doesn't work, because unfortunately Dawkins actually is smarter than them, dick though he may otherwise be.
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ils wrote:"Marry Our Daughter is an introduction service assisting those following the Biblical tradition of arranging marriages for their daughters." How creepy is it? Pretty freakin' creepy. (Especially since the daughters in question seem to come at a maximum age of 16 or 17.)
Reading through it set off my 'fake' alarm pretty quickly, and the good people of Snopes have ruled it so.

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boy #12 wrote:
ils wrote:"Marry Our Daughter is an introduction service assisting those following the Biblical tradition of arranging marriages for their daughters." How creepy is it? Pretty freakin' creepy. (Especially since the daughters in question seem to come at a maximum age of 16 or 17.)
Reading through it set off my 'fake' alarm pretty quickly, and the good people of Snopes have ruled it so.
I was wondering that on a second look myself. That's good. It's good that it's fake.
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