The Official ZBB Quote Thread

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Where did you get that quote from? I can't find it.

I can't find it, too. Maybe the post quoted by cedh was deleted.

[Lyhoko Leaci]

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Where did you get that quote from? I can't find it.

I can't find it, too. Maybe the post quoted by cedh was deleted.

It still exists, it's just not on this forum. Plus, it's in a hidden board on that other forum.

[Legion]

being an epicurean is fucking hard and I have no idea how the ancients managed it.

i keep trying, but just when I think I'm out, the double daemons of the Church and Socialism pull me back in

Not to mention reality.

that's a weird way to put "Fascism and Buddhism"

[jmcd]

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b̰æ̰k̰ ɪ̰n̰ m̰ɑ̰ḭ d̰ḛɪ̰, w̰y̰ s̰p̰o̰ʊ̰k̰ t̰ʰṵʊ̰ æ̰ṵʊ̰r̰ ɛ̰l̰d̰ɜ̰ʁ̰z̰ w̰ɪ̰θ̰ ə̰ b̰ɪ̰t̰ m̰o̰r̰ r̰ɛ̰s̰p̰ʰɛ̰ʔ̰t

bək ən mə dəj, wə dəd nət həv vəwəl kwələtəz. Wə wəz kəntənt wəθ ən əpənθətək ʃwə wən wə nədəd wən. nəw, jə kədz wəθ jəɹ nəw-fəŋgəld "frœnt røyndʉd vøyɶlz" θənk jəɹ səəə kəl. wəl jəɹ nøt... əj mən, "nət".

Yë grëëdë cënt, tëkëng ënë mërë vëwël thën yë'rë rëtëënëd!

[Kereb]

There is of course the whole kaksteist kuud 'twelve months' in Estonian

And what's supposed to be vulgar about it...?

[Jerian]

its okay, patiku, we understand... yes, its okay to cry. there, there... it's gonna be okay, little one.

[Jipí]

Not funny without context.

[Jerian]

Not funny without context.

[finlay]

haven't those stupid faces died already

[Torco]

1 billion monthly hits on 9gag indicates probably not

[Jerian]

Nope. They're still alive.

[Qwynegold]

Ugh, they don't have trollface on Rage Builder anymore, so Finlay could be on to something...

[Kereb]

I swan in the septic pool behind my house in rural Missouri.

(sic)

[Aurora Rossa]

I was quoting the twitter feed and suggesting that he added that one. My fault for not adding quotes or something, although I was most assuredly not confessing to that.

[Thry]

You're a swan!

[linguoboy]

You're a swan!

Not necessarily.

swan (UK) (intransitive) To travel from place to place with no fixed itinerary or purpose.

[Thry]

But the semantics do imply a fixed itinerary or purpose. Septic pools, behind his house!

[Aurora Rossa]

Of course this whole septic pool issue always reminded me of a funny quote from Vortex IIRC:

"I think some people hate Christopher Columbus so much that if they mentioned his underwear, they'd add that it was dirty and had lots of holes in it."

[Pole, the]

Of course this whole septic pool issue always reminded me of a funny quote from Vortex IIRC:

"I think some people hate Christopher Columbus so much that if they mentioned his underwear, they'd add that it was dirty and had lots of holes in it."

Well, we* should love Columbus because he indirectly sent all those fucked up people out of Europe. The drawback is they then killed and enslaved much more people than they could here.

*) I mean, we, not you!

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CC probably did have dirty underwear, people didn't have as many opportunities back then.

[Torco]

the Left looks upon you dissapprovingly for failing to hate Colombus enough

[Shm Jay]

Of course this whole septic pool issue always reminded me of a funny quote from Vortex IIRC:

He was quoting me.

[tiramisu]

*someone links a website to a graphic horse birthing simulator*
Half an hour later...
<Cev> I need to clean the litterbox
<pthag> what a waste
<pthag> you're never going to use the vulva
<Cev> what?

[tiramisu]

<WurdBendur> That word is a snake.
<WurdBendur> كما

[Ser]

<WurdBendur> 90% of conlanging is just writer's block