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Radius Solis wrote:
Travis B. wrote:My pronunciation of it is [Q:RE:I]
Have you seen a psychiatrist about this yet?
If you were eager to learn how it might be to buy what surely would have turned out to be those sixteen cows I think I may have discussed with you (if indeed it was you whomwith I had that conversation), I'm afraid I shouldn't be able to help you.
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Dewrad wrote:
gsandi wrote:Oh, and prey how does it work?
Gsandi hunts Saturdays?
From the "who's a virgin" thread.
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#erelae:

<Feijuada> yeah, the adapter gets really hot
<Delalyra> lol double entendre
<neek> Heheh.
<neek> I prefer to get my component cable into the female plug.
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Mr. Saturday wrote:I don't do guys. I've got plenty of womenfolk, but no guys.
From http://www.spinnoff.com/zbb/viewtopic.p ... 434#479434 "So... Who's female?"
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More IRC:

<Slereah> I AM FOUR THOUSAND FEET TALL
<Pthag> Sure, maybe ANT FEET


<Xephyr> Or how about we go back in time and anally rape Christopher Columbus for being such a dumbfuck. I mean... you're going to the Far East, so to help communicate you bring, as interpreters, experts on ARAMAIC and HEBREW!??!?!
<Xephyr> Are you fucking STUPID or something?
<Xephyr> "Can I have ships?" "Ok, just three." "What about interpreters?" "Ok, here's this Biblican scholar." "But--" "HE'LL DO!"
<Whimemsz> RELEVENT FACT: Columbus was an idiot


<Xephyr> I can see it now: <George_Lucas> I really didn't think Samuel L Jackson's performance really gave Mace Windu's character the feel and image I wanted, so for the Enhanced DVDs we've replaced him with a CGI model of Samuel L Jackson. I think it's a definite improvement.
<ayyub> :D

<CUM_quesa> so what does pink noise have to do with shared pizza?


<ozy> trees have eyes? this is news to me
<ozy> next you'll be saying walls have ears :p
<ozy> (of corn?)
<Xephyr> WALLS DON'T HAVE EARS!?
<vohpenonomae> and toilets have noses
<ozy> I'd pity a toilet with a nose
<Xephyr> Not as much as one with a tongue.

<Xephyr> Some of the other astronomical events used to explain the death of dinosaurs are:
<Xephyr> 1. The sun became either too hot or too cold for dinosaurs.
<Xephyr> I'm not gonna comment
<Xephyr> 5. A passing comet poisoned the earth with chemicals.
<neek> It's easy. All the dinosaurs were gay.
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From MSN:
-Klaivas- says:
IRC = death
The Right Honourable Lord Chancellor of the Exchequer says:
hahah
-Klaivas- says:
IRC: ImRalu's Cock
-Klaivas- says:
IRC: Ivo's enoRmous Cock
-Klaivas- says:
Ivo's Rigid Cock
-Klaivas- says:
Ivo's Raping Cock
-Klaivas- says:
Ivo's Reproductive Cock
-Klaivas- says:
Ivo's Rugged Cock
-Klaivas- says:
Ivo's Ruthless Cock
-Klaivas- says:
Ivo's Rough Cock
-Klaivas- says:
Ivo's Russian Cock
-Klaivas- says:
Ivo's Runty Cock
-Klaivas- says:
Ivo's Ridiculous Cock
-Klaivas- says:
can I stop now plzkthx?
The Right Honourable Lord Chancellor of the Exchequer says:
NO!!!
Do you think he wants to tell me something?
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HE MADE ME DO IT!

Honest :roll:
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Liar! Thou hast no proof.
<King> Ivo, you phrase things in the most comedic manner

[quote="Jal"][quote="jme"]Thats just rude and unneeded.[/quote]That sums up Io, basically. Yet, we all love him.[/quote]
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All of these things about Ivo's cock are true.
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goneriku wrote:All of these things about Ivo's cock are true.
Of course you'd know.
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I didn't want to, but he said he would kill my family :(
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Eddy wrote:
Ollock wrote:I usually expect a magical language to require correct pronunciation in order to command the magical forces properly, though that is and opinion.
Perhaps they're nonprescriptivist magical forces.

#isharia:

<tatapyranga> oh I knew it - Mayan had ejectives
<Fraeon> I read that as "mayans had detectives"
<ozy> that's even weirder than my reading ("adjectives")
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<Oswy> Oh, ayyub.
<Oswy> Serali liked our script, haha.
<tekhelet> ...
<tekhelet> Serali likes all scripts.
<tekhelet> She likes all scripts since before she sees them.
<Oswy> She called it one of the best, I think.
<tekhelet> Again, not surprising.
<Feijuada> you could scribble on a paper and call it "Scriptese" and she'll go "OMG I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!"

btw, I am tekhelet
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Here's a quote about me:
Dewrad wrote:There was doubt about Downtimer's gender?
Taken out of context, it sounds funny. :)
[quote="Tsiasuk-Pron"]Once again the Itlani are amazed at the Terrans! 8)[/quote]
[quote="Ollock"]Wakaka! Laadan? I thought I'd heard there was something odd about you. :P[/quote]
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Serali wrote:It's not a boingy. It's an innocent cute blue boingy being grabbed by a BOINGY KILLER HAND that belongs to a EVIL person that hates boingys.
"It will not come by waiting for it. It will not be said, 'Here it is,' or 'There it is.' Rather, the Kingdom of the Father is spread out upon the earth, and men do not see it."
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#isharia:

<Whimemsz> Someone thinks "Arizona" comes from Basque?
<tatapyranga> Edo Nyland now edits Wikipedia?
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Post by Matt »

Mezzo wrote:to please someone in English usually means something sexual
Occasionally, maybe, but usually?
Kuku-kuku kaki kakak kakekku kaku kaku.
'the toenails of my grandfather's elder brother are stiff'
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Downtimer wrote:
vampyre_smiles wrote:For a moment there, I mentally inserted an "s" into the "Mr." of Do-kun's name. :D ... /off topic
You're trying to offend Do-kun by calling him "Mrs. Saturday?" :?

You must be a man if you're insulting another man, especially Do-kun, by calling him a woman. Looks like you just blew your cover! :P
From the "Flame Warriors" thread. :D
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Rory wrote:I moved to Scotland before I was even born.
Mezzo wrote:Or you were born there
Rory wrote:Was that a threat? :evil:
Kuku-kuku kaki kakak kakekku kaku kaku.
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Post by Chengjiang »

From "I just saw my future husband" in Ephemera:
Pyurio wrote:Myself would like to marry, um ... I have no specific dudes in my mind now.

This thread should be titled "Dudes you would like to marry"
For some reason, this made me lol.
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From the "Spanish: my new conlang" thread:
Space Dracula wrote:
Whimemsz wrote:Spack. I will hunt you down and drive a whaling harpoon through your eye while you sleep.
Whim, there is no cause for violence here. Please respect my creativity and right to self-expression.
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#erelae:

<Defenestratrix> (I'm Brel BTW)
<tatapyranga> you are Brel's secret identity
<tatapyranga> who fights justice by throwing people out of windows
* Defenestratrix is now known as Brel
<Brel> indeed tatapyranga
<tatapyranga> fights *for justice
<Brel> you had it right the first time :D
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Turtlehead wrote:
Mezzo wrote:Masculine Stupidity?

Interesting...
The stupidity exuded by those with phalli.

(probably not a good explanation)
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