The Official ZBB Quote Thread

Kuh-five · Post by **Kuh-five** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 1:22 am

In #erelae:

<Andrea> BTW - my name is the only one that shows up black - how do I make it blue like everybody else's ?

Mr. Saturday · Post by **Mr. Saturday** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 12:37 pm

Kuvdamos wrote:I think sex is overrated anyway. When I was 17 I lived near a preschool. Several times I asked the kids there if they would like to have sex with me, but I never got a yes answer. I was surprised at their lack of interest in such an exciting experience ... I wasn't even going to charge them for it.

Delalyra · Post by **Delalyra** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 3:15 pm

vohpenonomae wrote:
Mr. Saturday wrote:This is like being stabbed in the brain. Ow. Ow. Ow.
Actually, brain tissue can't sense pain. But I agree with the sentiment you're aiming for.

Matt wrote:
vohpenonomae wrote:Don't scoff; English has been the basis for many a great Fantasy Language.
I'm not scoffing. If English was good enough for Jesus, it's definitely good enough for High Fantasy.

Matt · Post by **Matt** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 3:57 pm

Mezzo wrote:My female has to be beautiful and intelligent. I won't take any other seriously.

Mezzo wrote:I'm pretty much ready to have sex with anything that moves and has a vagina.

From "So... who's a virgin?".

NTiOzymandias · Post by **NTiOzymandias** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 1:04 am

#isharia wrote:* MUBA yawns
* Milami throws cold water on MUBA to wake him up
<MUBA> woaw fuck
<Milami> awake?
<MUBA> yeah yeah!!
* Milami gives MUBA a towel and some warm tea
* MUBA dries and drinks
<Milami> HEY! NO DRINKING AND DRYING!

I'm taking this out of my sig for a nobler purpose.

And now I sleep.

Ruby · Post by **Ruby** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 2:07 am

Turtlehead, informative as always, wrote:Well the sun and the moon are quite different.

Chengjiang · Post by **Chengjiang** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 9:22 pm

From "So ... who's going to Hell?" in Ephemera:

Pthag wrote:Debating with a Jew is like wrestling with a hog. It is hard work and eventually you realise the Jew is enjoying it more than you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche, Why I Am So Good At The Internet

캉탁 · Post by 캉탁 » Wed Mar 14, 2007 2:20 pm

kodé · Post by **kodé** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 8:28 pm

ils wrote:Heartburn has driven more of History than many of us care to guess.

Delalyra · Post by **Delalyra** » Fri Mar 16, 2007 10:44 am

ils wrote:
Rodlox wrote:1. how is conlanging nerdy?
Because it doesn't have teams, jerseys, cheerleaders and a professional league. What, nobody told you this?

LinguistCat · Post by **LinguistCat** » Fri Mar 16, 2007 11:32 am

NTiOzymandias wrote:
Eddy wrote:Aw, say it ain't so. Please don't tell me Neon Genesis Evangelion is no better, either.
Of course Evangelion is accurate. It's a little-known fact that the angels described in the Bible are not feathery androgynes, but rather, grotesque giant robots which often as not defy Euclidian geometry.

From "Thus: Who is Pagan?"

vohpenonomae · Post by **vohpenonomae** » Sat Mar 17, 2007 2:33 am

A drunken Dudicon in #isharia:

<Dudicon> Should I got o Micdonalds
<vohpenonomae> how will you get there?
<Dudicon> It is like 100 yard from her
<Dudicon> I will walk
<vohpenonomae> you could get picked up by the cops for PI
<Dudicon> PI?
<vohpenonomae> public intoxication
<Dudicon> Nah
<Dudicon> I've got picked up for worse
<vohpenonomae> what?
<Dudicon> And the cops around here aren't bad
<Dudicon> DUI
<vohpenonomae> damn
<vohpenonomae> you were arrested?
<Dudicon> Yeah
<vohpenonomae> who bailed you out?
<Dudicon> Frieands
<Dudicon> *Frienads
<Dudicon> *Friends
<vohpenonomae> what was the jail like?
<Dudicon> Not bad
<vohpenonomae> did you get buttfucked?
[long pause]
<vohpenonomae> your hesitating tells me yes

Downtimer · Post by **Downtimer** » Sat Mar 17, 2007 11:10 am

I've got one:

Serali wrote:How do you say "boingy" in Itlani?

Oh, and another:

Imralu wrote:
Salmoneus wrote:3. Imralu, not every post has to be about how you're gay.
Oh no, if only someone had told me this earlier, the whole thing could've been avoided.
Salmoneus wrote:But I've explained my point of view many times before in your other 'I'm gay' threads, so I'll not go further here.
I don't recall ... in fact I don't recall my "I'm gay" threads. I mention it a fair bit in posts, on other people's threads, and I have been known to start the odd thread about my personal life - and for some reason if I mention my love life, I find it hard not to allude to the fact that I'm gay. Does it bother you? Sorry, I'll try to ...

GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY!!!

oh, sorry ... it just slipped out.

Mr. Saturday · Post by **Mr. Saturday** » Sat Mar 17, 2007 1:21 pm

Those are... funny?

ghur · Post by **ghur** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 7:26 am

Mr. Saturday wrote:Those are... funny?

Yes.

Well, obviously the poster thinks so, anyway.

Downtimer · Post by **Downtimer** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 2:01 pm

Do they have to be funny?

I just liked them, that's all.

Mr. Saturday · Post by **Mr. Saturday** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 4:17 pm

They have to be funny.

TomHChappell · Post by **TomHChappell** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 5:06 pm

Kuh-five · Post by **Kuh-five** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 5:10 pm

TomHChappell wrote:
Mr. Saturday wrote:Those are... funny?
Yes.

Actually, you're wrong.

TomHChappell · Post by **TomHChappell** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 5:16 pm

Delalyra · Post by **Delalyra** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 8:48 pm

#erelae:

<Dudicon> Premarital sex is what makes me get up in the morning.
<CUM_quesa> I use my cell phone for that
<CUM_quesa> it plays 'Rio' by Duran Duran

prickly pear · Post by **prickly pear** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 11:25 pm

Ice Cube wrote:Damn, I'm such a G it's pathetic... Now pimpin' ain't easy but it's necessary, so I'm chasin bitches like Tom chased Jerry... I'll put the pedal to the floor, in my two-tone Ford Explorer. You know how it's done, sounds bumpin'---ain't that somethin'? Jumped on the 110. She's flyin' in the Blazer like "go-go Speed Racer," but I ain't gonna chase her like racer X; but I won't flex, til it's time to have sex.

-- from the "Polysynthetic Conlang" thread.

Mr. Saturday · Post by **Mr. Saturday** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 11:31 pm

What.

prickly pear · Post by **prickly pear** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 11:22 pm

Mr. Saturday wrote:What.

Wycoval · Post by **Wycoval** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 7:48 am

I pronounce that /ni"Zer\/.