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Alioth wrote:My new sigquote:
Space Dracula said not wrote:They're not perfectionists, they're just aliens.
From post-LCC2 dinner today, during a discussion of how the English Channel was scooped out by inattentive aliens using a giant unobtainium shovel-shaped thing attached to the front of their saucer.
That was my rightful place >:|

Spack, we duel at noon, out front of the livery. You choose the weapon.
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You cared about it that much?? :mrgreen:

Enh, I figured it was time for change. I'd had yours for quite some time.

And I hereby request a video of the duel.
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As Delalyra said, this is a thread for posting funny quotes, not for harassing Serali. We pretty much have an entire forum devoted to harassing Serali by this point, so if you want to keep it up, go do it there.
[quote="Amaya"]Every now and then, the world tries to say something. I'm never quite sure whether or not to listen to it at times like that.[/quote]
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Post by Dewrad »

Quoted for pricelessness:
ils wrote:
Sano wrote:
Downtimer wrote:Of course not. That would insult our black member.
Fixed.
Hel-lo...
Some useful Dravian links: Grammar - Lexicon - Ask a Dravian
Salmoneus wrote:(NB Dewrad is behaving like an adult - a petty, sarcastic and uncharitable adult, admittedly, but none the less note the infinitely higher quality of flame)
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Dewrad wrote:Quoted for pricelessness:
ils wrote:
Sano wrote:
Downtimer wrote:Of course not. That would insult our black member.
Fixed.
Hel-lo...
Hah. Yes, that counts among the more priceless bitchslaps I've seen in a while.
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Could people please start including a link to source w/ their quotes? Context is nice.

Thanks!
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Hey I saw a black person with a suntan line the other day. I didnt know blacks even got suntans before. It was cute.

Also I want to sneak a quote in. This one actually won't be said until the middle of August, but I'd rather not make a new post for it so I'll just put it here:
phoenix wrote:Last time I checked we didn't count 'one two three four five wolf'.
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Post by Downtimer »

Brel wrote:
Kuh-five wrote:You probably got fired because you were acting like an effeminate weirdo and that doesn't jive with acceptable standards of male behavior.
Did we just go back to 1950, or did we just go back to 1950?
I'm retiring my old sigquote here.

Soap: That's interesting, I've never really thought about the matter.
[quote="Tsiasuk-Pron"]Once again the Itlani are amazed at the Terrans! 8)[/quote]
[quote="Ollock"]Wakaka! Laadan? I thought I'd heard there was something odd about you. :P[/quote]
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Post by Herr Mors »

saizai wrote:Could people please start including a link to source w/ their quotes? Context is nice.

Thanks!
The problem is most of the quotes come from ephemera, and posting a link to a topic there is not a good move.
[quote="Gremlins"]OMG THE STABBY BOINGIES SHALL [size=200][color=red]KILL UZ ALL !!!!!!!! [/size] [/color]:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:[/quote]By right of Mr. Saturday the Godking:
I am God of Smiting the Dumb and the Weak
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Herr Mors wrote:
saizai wrote:Could people please start including a link to source w/ their quotes? Context is nice.

Thanks!
The problem is most of the quotes come from ephemera, and posting a link to a topic there is not a good move.
Well, it's useful for at least a couple days, ya? Unless you mean "don't feed the trolls" sort of "not a good move". ;)
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Post by Downtimer »

boy #12 wrote:Commandment XI: I, the LORD your God, have a penis and I hate the usage "over-exaggerate."

some of you never paid attention in Sunday school...
[quote="Tsiasuk-Pron"]Once again the Itlani are amazed at the Terrans! 8)[/quote]
[quote="Ollock"]Wakaka! Laadan? I thought I'd heard there was something odd about you. :P[/quote]
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Post by goneriku »

You forgot something, Down.
Downtimer wrote:I was "let go" (canned, but no one said it straight out) from a daycare center because I was too affectionate with the kids (that's just how I am, I'm not a molester or anything)
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Post by Downtimer »

You know something, 'riku? You're right! [slaps forehead] I can't believe I forgot such an important thing! Kuh-5's sigquote is almost as important as the Declaration of Independence and the Gettysburg Address! How could I have forgotten to add it here?

Why don't we pull up everything I've written that some said indicated that I have "serious gender issues" while we're at it?

Here's another quote:
bi wrote:"God hates fags."

I'm sure that's a misspelling of "God hates facts".
[quote="Tsiasuk-Pron"]Once again the Itlani are amazed at the Terrans! 8)[/quote]
[quote="Ollock"]Wakaka! Laadan? I thought I'd heard there was something odd about you. :P[/quote]
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Post by goneriku »

I think most of what you've said about sexuality belongs here.
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Post by makvas »

Sano wrote:
Sex is about giving physical pleasure to and getting it from someone you love who loves you.
I'm sure the prostitutes of the world would agree with you.
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Sano wrote:
Sex is about giving physical pleasure to and getting it from someone you love who loves you.
I'm sure the prostitutes of the world would agree with you.
And the rape victims.
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jmcd wrote:
Sano wrote:
Sex is about giving physical pleasure to and getting it from someone you love who loves you.
I'm sure the prostitutes of the world would agree with you.
And the rape victims.
I think there is a reason why we use the term 'rape' in those instances.

As there are many forms of love, there are many forms of sex, and to generalize them like that seems highly inappropriate.
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Sano wrote:How dare you insinuate that Downtimer makes generalizations! We all know that Downtimer is a soothsayer that expands our collective understanding of ageless wisdom, without which we would all plummet into the abyss that is ignorance.
[quote="Gremlins"]OMG THE STABBY BOINGIES SHALL [size=200][color=red]KILL UZ ALL !!!!!!!! [/size] [/color]:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:[/quote]By right of Mr. Saturday the Godking:
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Funny if you know the context:
brandrinn wrote:Also, I would just like to say, summer camp is by far the greatest invention the world has ever known. Ever.
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Post by goneriku »

<Wurdbendur> squee!
<Wurdbendur> See, it is cute! I squeed.
<goneriku> faggot
<Wurdbendur> Don't hate me because I'm fabulous.
#erelae ^

Hokulani, make a toon from that. Plz. I'd love to see how you'd draw Wurd :)
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cromulant wrote:Enzepedon, I beg you consider your physical safety and abandon this mad enterprise. Pay no attention to the irrational exuberants on this board. Remember, people who do not conlang are BIG, and MEAN, and TOUGH, with teeth that bite and claws that shred.
[quote="Gremlins"]OMG THE STABBY BOINGIES SHALL [size=200][color=red]KILL UZ ALL !!!!!!!! [/size] [/color]:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:[/quote]By right of Mr. Saturday the Godking:
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Herr Mors wrote:
cromulant wrote:Enzepedon, I beg you consider your physical safety and abandon this mad enterprise. Pay no attention to the irrational exuberants on this board. Remember, people who do not conlang are BIG, and MEAN, and TOUGH, with teeth that bite and claws that shred.
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