The Official ZBB Quote Thread

Wycoval · Post by **Wycoval** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 1:25 pm

Sorry, I was unaware of that.

TomHChappell · Post by **TomHChappell** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 6:52 pm

Qwynegold · Post by **Qwynegold** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 9:34 am

Wycoval wrote:Sorry, I was unaware of that.

It's okay.

LinguistCat · Post by **LinguistCat** » Sat Jun 21, 2008 12:18 am

tatapyranga wrote:All I know is that if Tony Stark went back to the middle ages, he would build a fucking airplane.

In a dungeon.

With scraps of armor and chainmail.

Chuma · Post by **Chuma** » Sat Jun 21, 2008 6:56 pm

Salmoneus wrote:I would bet a very large sum of money that human-cat porn can be found on the internet.

http://www.dailyfun.info/wp-content/upl ... _42008.jpg

Qwynegold · Post by **Qwynegold** » Mon Jun 23, 2008 1:29 pm

Chuma wrote:
Salmoneus wrote:I would bet a very large sum of money that human-cat porn can be found on the internet.
http://www.dailyfun.info/wp-content/upl ... _42008.jpg

Ew, I don't dare to click that link.

langover94 · Post by **langover94** » Mon Jun 23, 2008 4:46 pm

Ditto.

Tarasoriku · Post by **Tarasoriku** » Mon Jun 23, 2008 7:17 pm

Oh please, it's probably both of your guys' wallpaper now.

J.M.D. · Post by **J.M.D.** » Mon Jun 23, 2008 7:43 pm

Qwynegold wrote:
Chuma wrote:
Salmoneus wrote:I would bet a very large sum of money that human-cat porn can be found on the internet.
http://www.dailyfun.info/wp-content/upl ... _42008.jpg
Ew, I don't dare to click that link.

Unless you find exposed feline genitalia unbearable, the site is pretty tame (so to speak).

Qwynegold · Post by **Qwynegold** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 10:20 am

Tarasoriku wrote:Oh please, it's probably both of your guys' wallpaper now.

Gah,

bitch!

TomHChappell · Post by **TomHChappell** » Fri Jun 27, 2008 11:03 am

Dewrad wrote:For you, Google is just something that happens to other people, isn't it?

Qwynegold · Post by **Qwynegold** » Fri Jun 27, 2008 1:06 pm

TomHChappell wrote:
Dewrad wrote:For you, Google is just something that happens to other people, isn't it?

Gah, bitches!

TomHChappell · Post by **TomHChappell** » Wed Jul 02, 2008 10:12 am

ratammer · Post by **ratammer** » Thu Jul 03, 2008 6:42 am

Just to let you know, quotes from ZBB turn up here too:
http://connorconway.myfastforum.org/fto ... -asc-0.php
My posts are usually from here, sano's are usually from http://www.vgsheets.com, while sniper kitty's are normally from http://www.4kids.tv.

Qwynegold · Post by **Qwynegold** » Thu Jul 03, 2008 12:37 pm

flicky1991 wrote:Just to let you know, quotes from ZBB turn up here too:
http://connorconway.myfastforum.org/fto ... -asc-0.php
My posts are usually from here, sano's are usually from http://www.vgsheets.com, while sniper kitty's are normally from http://www.4kids.tv.

OMG I laughed myself to death on the court quotes!

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

ratammer · Post by **ratammer** » Thu Jul 03, 2008 1:42 pm

Yes, those "real" quotes are good. I hope they are genuine, but you can never trust anything you read on the internet. BTW, did you know Hillary Clinton is pregnant with quadruplets?

:-D

Xephyr · Post by **Xephyr** » Thu Jul 03, 2008 11:54 pm

Stop digressing. This thread is for humorous quotes found on the ZBB.

Ollock · Post by **Ollock** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 1:08 pm

flicky1991 wrote:Yes, those "real" quotes are good. I hope they are genuine, but you can never trust anything you read on the internet. BTW, did you know Hillary Clinton is pregnant with quadruplets?
:-D

I'm inclined to believe the courtroom ones are true. They seem to fall into two categories that are very plausible in the setting: 1) brainfarts 2) tendency of courts to be a bit too hyper about making information explicit.

Tarasoriku · Post by **Tarasoriku** » Thu Jul 10, 2008 3:56 pm

pharazon wrote:
gsandi wrote:Michael Crichton in particular I distrust...being aghast at the mathematical nonsense he peddles
It sounds like you haven't heard of Poincaré's dinosaur park instability theorem.

TomHChappell · Post by **TomHChappell** » Thu Jul 10, 2008 5:16 pm

TomHChappell · Post by **TomHChappell** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 8:56 am

flicky1991 wrote:Wiki: You have two cows. [citation needed]

Herra Ratatoskr · Post by **Herra Ratatoskr** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 6:16 pm

vampyre_smiles wrote:
Wycoval wrote:
vampyre_smiles wrote:
DF wrote:
bulbaquil wrote:lolcats: You can haz two cows.
hahaha. I think it should be "You can haz two moo cows" though.
You can haz 2 cowsez. ur welkom lol
im under ur 2 cowsez, drinkin ur milks.
Oh noes. They be stealin mah milkses! O.O

TomHChappell · Post by **TomHChappell** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 1:49 pm

J.M.D. · Post by **J.M.D.** » Sat Jul 19, 2008 5:37 pm

TomHChappell, on Elves who 'live in harmony with nature':

TomHChappell wrote:
Dewrad wrote:
J.M.D. wrote:Bah, all this "in harmony with nature" nonsense is making me sick.
Amen, brother. Fuck living in harmony with nature, let's have elves who are into vivisection and baby seal clubbing.
Have you not considered that "living in balance with nature" pretty much requires exposing excess infants, especially female infants? (EDIT: When there's too many of something, it's the girls you have to kill.) That it means sacrificing all but one of any multiple birth (or, if you're really paranoid, sacrificing all of them and their mother)? That during a famine the old people may decide just to go away by themselves and starve? That during a famine a mother of a newborn whom she cannot expect to keep alive will probably kill and eat it?

Raluv · Post by **Raluv** » Sat Jul 19, 2008 5:40 pm

Shm Jay wrote:I think Thighmaster ought to be the literal translation of a form of address in someone's conlang, especially because Thighmistress would be even funnier.