The Official ZBB Quote Thread

graig · Post by **graig** » Wed Oct 26, 2005 3:08 pm

hehe. Thanks for doing the honours.

Delalyra · Post by **Delalyra** » Wed Oct 26, 2005 3:37 pm

Brandrinn wrote:there is an infinite number of moods. behold, i'll make one up.

bitchitive: "but i dont wanna run! waaaahn!"

Delalyra · Post by **Delalyra** » Wed Oct 26, 2005 8:26 pm

as I shamelessly increase my post count...

Echobeats wrote:
Dewrad wrote:Googlez-vous.
I've already googled myself. Apparently I'm a professor of Greek at an American university...

http://www.spinnoff.com/zbb/viewtopic.p ... 03bcb728be

Draenar · Post by **Draenar** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 3:58 am

Noooooooooooooo! Un-sigquoted! Delalyra you person-who-changes-sigquotes-too-often!

Curlyjimsam · Post by **Curlyjimsam** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 2:35 pm

I know the whole Anas thread has been officially quoted here, but for some reason I found myself laughing particularly hard at this little sentence:

Ms. Osperpup wrote:Maybe it is good that you visit one of your charming institutia that you have here, such as the psychedelist or the straitcoat.

I just hope Ms. Osperpup herself isn't reading this ... 'snot nice, making fun of people who aren't native speakers of English when they make mistakes ...

EDIT: Sorry, something else I particularly enjoyed (every other post seems to be making me laugh at the moment):

Harple, in the Word Association Thread but that doesn't really matter here, wrote:NUNTAR!

The caption's only funny with the picture of course, and vice versa, but as far as I'm aware the quoting of images in this thread hasn't yet been banned ...

Delalyra · Post by **Delalyra** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 6:48 pm

Sorry DarksoulDraenar...I do change it around often.

Draenar · Post by **Draenar** » Fri Oct 28, 2005 7:06 am

Delalyra wrote:Sorry DarksoulDraenar...I do change it around often.

NP. I wasn't expecting sigquotes untill I was an old-ish-bie, so it was pleasant while it lasted.

Whimemsz · Post by **Whimemsz** » Fri Oct 28, 2005 2:44 pm

Rory, in the 'Public Service Announcement' thread in Ephemera wrote:
Twpsyn Pentref wrote:I'm sorry, Darksoul, but the vast majority of us have absolutely no interest in what goes on in your nether regions.
*sigh*

Once again I am a minority...

Twpsyn Pentref · Post by **Twpsyn Pentref** » Fri Oct 28, 2005 3:13 pm

Curlyjimsam wrote:I know the whole Anas thread has been officially quoted here, but for some reason I found myself laughing particularly hard at this little sentence:

Ms. Osperpup wrote:Maybe it is good that you visit one of your charming institutia that you have here, such as the psychedelist or the straitcoat.
I just hope Ms. Osperpup herself isn't reading this ... 'snot nice, making fun of people who aren't native speakers of English when they make mistakes ...

O, you shouldn't worry about that; Ms Osperpup's English teacher, whom she detests, never made fun of her for making mistakes; so, logically, that's what she craves most!

And please do continue to quote the Anas thread. After all, not all of it is funny. Just choice grits.

캉탁 · Post by 캉탁 » Sat Oct 29, 2005 4:09 am

Echobeats · Post by **Echobeats** » Sat Oct 29, 2005 2:30 pm

Eddy the Great wrote:Indeed, almost all languages that are widely spoken have some blood on their phonemes.

I thought that was brilliant.

Tim.

Rory · Post by **Rory** » Sat Oct 29, 2005 2:33 pm

Echobeats wrote:
Eddy the Great wrote:Indeed, almost all languages that are widely spoken have some blood on their phonemes.
I thought that was brilliant.

Tim.

Indeed it is!

Bloody phonemes...

Grath · Post by **Grath** » Sat Oct 29, 2005 2:42 pm

ghur wrote:
Cardinal Ximinez wrote:
Harple wrote:Geez, I didn't expect this to turn into a Spanish Inquisition!
[Jarring Chord]

No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!

Brilliant.

Trebor · Post by **Trebor** » Sat Oct 29, 2005 4:10 pm

geoff wrote:
Curlyjimsam wrote:And anyway, I have to agree with Vlad here that

words aren't just "changed".
Except by conlangers

quentin · Post by **quentin** » Sat Oct 29, 2005 5:52 pm

Delthayre wrote:Oh my. I only bothered with the Dwarfism (as the interviewer put it) part and I very nearly burst out laughing. It sounded less like a dwarf than it did the Swedish Chef from The Muppet Show having an asthma attack.

Adso de Fimnu · Post by **Adso de Fimnu** » Sun Oct 30, 2005 10:10 pm

Delthayre wrote:I, for example, look like I'm the love child of John Rhys-Davies and a cheese danish

I found this quite chuckleable.

Shinali Sishi · Post by **Shinali Sishi** » Sun Oct 30, 2005 10:53 pm

Space Dracula wrote:PMS is a partially learned behavior. You don't need to cry and eat icecream to survive on the Savanna.

Wycoval · Post by **Wycoval** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 9:58 am

In Ephemera / My Brain Hurts

Rory wrote:
Harple wrote:I wonder how many questions I can fit into one post?
Harple - the body of an adult, the mind of a child.

Squiggoted.

Shinali Sishi · Post by **Shinali Sishi** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 2:04 am

neek wrote:And Fej, why not? We are a twinkle of sunlight off a grain of sand in a blinding sandstorm; the ponderings of what is greater than us, be it God or universe, should take some precedent.

http://www.spinnoff.com/zbb/viewtopic.php?t=13114

Hokulani · Post by **Hokulani** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 7:46 pm

Echobeats wrote:
Cro Magnon wrote:
Harple wrote:Try explaining US foriegn policy to an insect.
You sting me, I squash you!
That is fantastic! :mrgreen::mrgreen:

Classic ZBB!

Whimemsz · Post by **Whimemsz** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 7:50 pm

Hokulani wrote:
Echobeats wrote:
Cro Magnon wrote:
Harple wrote:Try explaining US foriegn policy to an insect.
You sting me, I squash you! :mrgreen:
That is fantastic! :mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:
Classic ZBB! :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

I don't get it.

Trebor · Post by **Trebor** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 9:28 pm

Here's an ironic quote from boomajoom:

Since when has American foreign policy ever had good moral principles?

Delalyra · Post by **Delalyra** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 9:38 pm

Boomajoom wrote:Since when has American foreign policy ever had good moral principles?

*snorts* exactly. (no sarcasm!)

Space Dracula · Post by **Space Dracula** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 10:48 pm

Hokulani wrote:
Echobeats wrote:
Cro Magnon wrote:
Harple wrote:Try explaining US foriegn policy to an insect.
You sting me, I squash you!
That is fantastic! :mrgreen::mrgreen:
Classic ZBB!

Not funny at all!

Xonen · Post by **Xonen** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 7:39 am

Tengado wrote: If it looks liek a duck and quacks like one, it is a duck. If it is invisible, undetectable and doesn't quack, it isn't there.

Con-saying material.