ZBB member photos, part 5. (Something for the weekend, sir?)

Gulliver · Post by **Gulliver** » Sat Apr 16, 2011 2:45 am

Setting your own rules... creating something beautiful... building a tense system based on changes in glottal state...

... I'll be in my bunk.

Astraios · Post by **Astraios** » Sat Apr 16, 2011 2:49 am

Oh, you tease.

the duke of nuke · Post by **the duke of nuke** » Sat Apr 16, 2011 6:40 am

Shm Jay wrote:I think the smallest sexual minority here is the heterosexual young man. We have heterosexual middle-aged (Zompist) and old men (gsandi) and homosexual middle-aged men (Linguoboy) and asexual middle-aged men (me) and a vast number of homosexual young men, and perhaps some heterosexual teenage boys, but few heterosexual young men.

I'm a 20 year old straight guy. (any evidence to the contrary is a LIE)

Risla · Post by **Risla** » Sat Apr 16, 2011 8:26 am

Astraios wrote:
Torco wrote:also, what's sexy about conlanging
Everything. You just can't see it because you're not gay.

But...I think conlanging is sexy and I'm not gay!

Astraios · Post by **Astraios** » Sat Apr 16, 2011 9:05 am

Risla wrote:But...I think conlanging is sexy and I'm not gay!

You anomalous person you! Now I'll have to rethink my entire hypothesis.

Rui · Post by **Rui** » Sat Apr 16, 2011 10:59 am

Astraios wrote:
Risla wrote:But...I think conlanging is sexy and I'm not gay!
You anomalous person you! Now I'll have to rethink my entire hypothesis.

Change "gay" to "likes men"?

Shm Jay · Post by **Shm Jay** » Sat Apr 16, 2011 11:02 am

But what about Jashan

Astraios · Post by **Astraios** » Sat Apr 16, 2011 2:31 pm

So I'll change it to "likes men and/or is female".

Viktor77 · Post by **Viktor77** » Sat Apr 16, 2011 3:12 pm

Astraios wrote:So I'll change it to "likes men and/or is female".

Well, straight women and gay men are kind of similar...

Astraios · Post by **Astraios** » Sat Apr 16, 2011 3:29 pm

Viktor77 wrote:Well, straight women and gay men are kind of similar...

Except that we're so much hotter than they are.

Tropylium⁺ · Post by **Tropylium⁺** » Sat Apr 16, 2011 4:06 pm

Astraios wrote:
Viktor77 wrote:Well, straight women and gay men are kind of similar...
Except that we're so much hotter than they are.

The gynosexual front begs to differ.

the duke of nuke · Post by **the duke of nuke** » Sat Apr 16, 2011 4:25 pm

breasts > !breasts

Astraios · Post by **Astraios** » Sat Apr 16, 2011 5:57 pm

Poor unfortunate souls... Misguided is what you are!

Shm Jay · Post by **Shm Jay** » Sat Apr 16, 2011 8:00 pm

What about these?

What's the agreement on them?

finlay · Post by **finlay** » Sat Apr 16, 2011 8:19 pm

that's fucking brilliant

Ashroot · Post by **Ashroot** » Sat Apr 16, 2011 11:41 pm

Sorry the boobs are a flat line. Nothing is picking up on my radar and I am staight. Sponge Blob ruins it.

Two.

Perhaps so many people here are gay because they were tired of being rejected or expected to be reject by those of femine dispositions. There fore they changed in order to remain happy.

Risla · Post by **Risla** » Sun Apr 17, 2011 12:01 am

Ashroot wrote:Sorry the boobs are a flat line. Nothing is picking up on my radar and I am staight. Sponge Blob ruins it.

Two.

Perhaps so many people here are gay because they were tired of being rejected or expected to be reject by those of femine dispositions. There fore they changed in order to remain happy.

God dammit. I only have one face and two palms. This is entirely insufficient.

Imralu · Post by **Imralu** » Sun Apr 17, 2011 1:51 am

Ashroot wrote:Perhaps so many people here are gay because they were tired of being rejected or expected to be reject by those of femine dispositions. ~~There fore~~ Therefore they changed in order to remain happy.

WTF? Are you on crack? Why would we worry about being rejected by "those of feminine dispositions"? It's generally straight guys that worry about that. I couldn't care less if I'm rejected by a girl.

Or, wait, are you actually saying that we became gay because we we're nerds who were afraid of girls rejecting us. If that's the case, Risla's right: Too much palm, not enough face. Aside from the whole just changing your sexuality thing, I think it's worth pointing out that being gay is not a protection from rejection.

Risla · Post by **Risla** » Sun Apr 17, 2011 2:09 am

Nonono, not enough palm and not enough face. There's not enough facepalm in the world to respond to bullshit like that.

also, as a straight women, I'd totally do a majority of the gay guys on this forum if they were actually interested in women.

Jipí · Post by **Jipí** » Sun Apr 17, 2011 2:11 am

Imralu wrote:WTF? Are you on crack? Why would we worry about being rejected by "those of feminine dispositions"? It's generally straight guys that worry about that. I couldn't care less if I'm rejected by a girl.

You can be cured of your homosexuality if only you accept Jesus Christ as your Lord~~

Ashroot · Post by **Ashroot** » Sun Apr 17, 2011 2:58 am

You act as if it is a disease. It isn't. I think of it as more of a state of mind or act. Like adulty. You have the right, beyond that I have nothing to say. I will defend it only to the point were you are allowed to practice it, you will not force it on others.

Jar Jar Binks · Post by **Jar Jar Binks** » Sun Apr 17, 2011 3:25 am

Viktor77 wrote:Well, straight women and gay men are kind of similar...

you are the worst person ever

Astraios · Post by **Astraios** » Sun Apr 17, 2011 4:29 am

Ashroot wrote:You act as if it is a disease. It isn't. I think of it as more of a state of mind or act. Like adulty. You have the right, beyond that I have nothing to say. I will defend it only to the point were you are allowed to practice it, you will not force it on others.

Uh, you mean convert others to our sinful ways? This calls for even more facepalm than ever.

candrodor · Post by **candrodor** » Sun Apr 17, 2011 5:17 am

Ashroot wrote:You act as if it is a disease. It isn't. I think of it as more of a state of mind or act. Like adulty. You have the right, beyond that I have nothing to say. I will defend it only to the point were you are allowed to practice it, you will not force it on others.

Oh, trust me, I wouldn't ever force my homosexuality on you. Consider yourself rejected.

Astraios · Post by **Astraios** » Sun Apr 17, 2011 6:55 am

candrodor wrote:
Ashroot wrote:You act as if it is a disease. It isn't. I think of it as more of a state of mind or act. Like adulty. You have the right, beyond that I have nothing to say. I will defend it only to the point were you are allowed to practice it, you will not force it on others.
Oh, trust me, I wouldn't ever force my homosexuality on you. Consider yourself rejected.

xD I think I love you.

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