ZBB member photos, part 5. (Something for the weekend, sir?)

[Wattmann]

You look hawt, sir X)

[Astraios]

Oh god, my eyes.

[Rui]

Oh god, my eyes.

My eyes AND my country

[Viktor77]

Oh god, my eyes.

My eyes AND my country

My poor country is being abused by the Swedes.

[Skomakar'n]

[Lyra]

I'm scared.

~Lyra

[Bristel]

Fuk ye. A gay cowboy can only be American, brave and free.

Darling, that was gorgeous. You must be on my new reality show in which we find gay cowboys across America.

[Astraios]

I hope you're finding non-twink cowboys though.

[Bristel]

I hope you're finding non-twink cowboys though.

This is the point. My galpals will be on the show, and they've already stated no twinks.

[Astraios]

Good. It's much better that way.

[Viktor77]

Fuk ye. A gay cowboy can only be American, brave and free.

Darling, that was gorgeous. You must be on my new reality show in which we find gay cowboys across America.

I found one in this show called GCB short for Good Christian Bitches. He's married, but his wife knows he often goes to the ranch to "saddle up" with his ranchers. And he knows his wife go to get a "workout" with her karate trainer. It works for them. The ironic part is there are probably the most loving couple on the show.

[Astraios]

What, you can't love someone if you're fucking someone else? What are you, a nun?

[Bob Johnson]

What, you can't love someone if you're fucking someone else? What are you, a nun?

he thinks love, sex, and marriage are all the same thing, remember?

[Viktor77]

What, you can't love someone if you're fucking someone else? What are you, a nun?

he thinks love, sex, and marriage are all the same thing, remember?

Not at all, it's just unusual to be married to someone you love but are not attracted to and have no desire to fuck. It's like marrying your hag. It really is in this show, except they have a child.

Seriously, it's Will marrying Grace.

[Bob Johnson]

Not at all, it's just unusual to be married to someone you love but are not attracted to and have no desire to fuck. It's like marrying your hag. It really is in this show, except they have a child.

because gay men never have children ever

[Astraios]

And people never love each other for non-sexual reasons, apparently.

[Skomakar'n]

What's a twink?

[Shrdlu]

Apparently you and me.

[Astraios]

Also me, unfortunately.

http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/twink

[Skomakar'n]

Why are example phrases on Wiktionary always so fucked up? What's wrong with the linguistic community?

[Skomakar'n]

Why are example phrases on Wiktionary always so fucked up? What's wrong with the linguistic community?

[Astraios]

Why are example phrases on Wiktionary always so fucked up? What's wrong with the linguistic community?

Because that's how people speak...

[Skomakar'n]

Why are example phrases on Wiktionary always so fucked up? What's wrong with the linguistic community?

Because that's how people speak...

I'm lucky to have never heard anyone say that, then. :_;

[Astraios]

I'm lucky to have never heard anyone say that, then. :_;

You poor little innocent and fragile lamb.

[Viktor77]

Why are example phrases on Wiktionary always so fucked up? What's wrong with the linguistic community?

Because that's how people speak...

No one says "romp" unless they are trying to sound strange.

Except rompus room, but again, usually only Canadians.