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In more ways than one?

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So take this body at sunset to the great stream whose pulses start in the blue hills, and let these ashes drift from the Long Bridge where only a late gull breaks that deep and populous grave.

Got my hair cut short a couple days ago!

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drake
Etymology: Middle English; akin to Old High German antrahho drake
Date: 14th century
: a male duck

Yeah. That said, I live half the year in my native Hampshire (which has hardly any remarkable features) and only go to East Anglia for university.

Drakes - you look quite a bit like a guy I know from sixth form. Coincidence?

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I'm American, but I do have a fair bit of English ancestry. Elder William Brewster, who came to Massachusetts in 1620 on the Mayflower, is one of my ancestors. Most of my ancestors were Germans though.

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drake
Etymology: Middle English; akin to Old High German antrahho drake
Date: 14th century
: a male duck

ohhh it's on





these are all old as hell and I don't remember the context so make up your own I guess

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Siöö jandeng raiglin zåbei tandiüłåd;
nää džunnfin kukuch vklaivei sivei tåd.
Chei. Chei. Chei. Chei. Chei. Chei. Chei.

Who the fuck eats pizza with a fork?

My best friend vomiting on the floor of a pub. It was awesome in every way, although we've not been allowed back there since.

I've also done this, I am ashamed to say...

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People overly concerned about neatness, and people over 35, in my experience

I don't eat pizza with a fork (believe it or not) but then I don't eat messy pizzas with gooey cheese gooing all over the place, either.

What, you find homeless people sexy now?
If not, this is why I spell the homonym of buttocks "bumb".

The quality of a pizza is directly proportional to the necessity of using a fork, as good pizza doesn't have enough structural cohesion to be picked up.

Highly relevant (and funny):

After 5:20
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QI24q0iHEw

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<King> Ivo, you phrase things in the most comedic manner

"Nina, was your family on the Mayflower?"

I sure remember that one.

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そうだ。死んでいる人も勃起することが出来る。
俺はその証だ。

In my own experience, everyone except kids under 10 and Anglo-Saxon barbarians.

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High Eolic (PDF)

Nort, i wanna get naked with you and talk about phonology

I vote that Catscratch posts pictures more often

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— o noth sidiritt Tormiott

I vote that I save his pix on my computer. I mean goddamnnn.

MRRRAWR!

Creeps.

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<King> Ivo, you phrase things in the most comedic manner

Wow. That's a long time.
I can't compete with you on that, but ten months is probably a good guess on how long I've been cutting my own hair.

I do.
Oh, and I use a knife as well.

Go take pictures of random bums or something

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— o noth sidiritt Tormiott

Can I second this incessantly?

Seconded. Seconded. Seconded. Seconded....

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Falgwian and Falgwia!!

Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.

Well, I am exactly one of those...

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Italians.

Anyway, Cambridge isn't quite east anglia and if you're not actually from norfolk you don't really have much claim to the title of incestuous.

I managed to worry some Italians once by eating not only pizza but also rice with a knife and fork.

Cambridge is definitely in East Anglia, just not the worst bits...

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I eat hamburgers with knife and fork, too, unless I'm at McDonald's or Burger King.
I at least wrap a napkin around it in those places.