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Are you in East Anglia the most, ahem, 'fond' of your relatives of all Anglos or just sluts? :o

norfolk gets the butt of the incest jokes


In more ways than one?

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finlay wrote:
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Are you in East Anglia the most, ahem, 'fond' of your relatives of all Anglos or just sluts? :o

norfolk gets the butt of the incest jokes

Yeah. That said, I live half the year in my native Hampshire (which has hardly any remarkable features) and only go to East Anglia for university.

Drakes - you look quite a bit like a guy I know from sixth form. Coincidence?

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thedukeofnuke wrote:
finlay wrote:
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Are you in East Anglia the most, ahem, 'fond' of your relatives of all Anglos or just sluts? :o

norfolk gets the butt of the incest jokes

Yeah. That said, I live half the year in my native Hampshire (which has hardly any remarkable features) and only go to East Anglia for university.

Drakes - you look quite a bit like a guy I know from sixth form. Coincidence?

I'm American, but I do have a fair bit of English ancestry. Elder William Brewster, who came to Massachusetts in 1620 on the Mayflower, is one of my ancestors. Most of my ancestors were Germans though.

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I can be creepy too:
O RLY?

ohhh it's on

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these are all old as hell and I don't remember the context so make up your own I guess

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When in Rome... here I am sampling the local cuisine in between frenetic bouts of conlanging (you can see the phonemes if you look carefully enough):

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Who the fuck eats pizza with a fork?


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By the way, Dewrard, what were you taking pics of?
My best friend vomiting on the floor of a pub. It was awesome in every way, although we've not been allowed back there since.

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Some months ago I took pics of a sexy bum in the metro. That was proper creepy I think.
I've also done this, I am ashamed to say...

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Cockroach wrote:
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When in Rome... here I am sampling the local cuisine in between frenetic bouts of conlanging (you can see the phonemes if you look carefully enough):

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Who the fuck eats pizza with a fork?


People overly concerned about neatness, and people over 35, in my experience :D


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I don't eat pizza with a fork (believe it or not) but then I don't eat messy pizzas with gooey cheese gooing all over the place, either.


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Io wrote:
Some months ago I took pics of a sexy bum in the metro.


What, you find homeless people sexy now?
If not, this is why I spell the homonym of buttocks "bumb".


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The quality of a pizza is directly proportional to the necessity of using a fork, as good pizza doesn't have enough structural cohesion to be picked up.


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Drakes wrote:
I'm American, but I do have a fair bit of English ancestry. Elder William Brewster, who came to Massachusetts in 1620 on the Mayflower, is one of my ancestors. Most of my ancestors were Germans though.

Highly relevant (and funny):

After 5:20
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QI24q0iHEw

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Thats just rude and unneeded.
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"Nina, was your family on the Mayflower?"

I sure remember that one. :mrgreen:

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Cockroach wrote:
Who the fuck eats pizza with a fork?


In my own experience, everyone except kids under 10 and Anglo-Saxon barbarians.

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Nort, i wanna get naked with you and talk about phonology


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I vote that Catscratch posts pictures more often :D

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I vote that Catscratch posts pictures more often :D


I vote that I save his pix on my computer. I mean goddamnnn.

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Creeps.

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<King> Ivo, you phrase things in the most comedic manner

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Thats just rude and unneeded.
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Radius Solis wrote:
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I didn't realize how hard it is to cut hair until now; me and my girlfriend cut my hair minutes ago, and now it looks like that.
I've been cutting my hair myself for ten years now (and pharazon's for five). It was hard at first, but practice makes perfect.

Wow. That's a long time.
I can't compete with you on that, but ten months is probably a good guess on how long I've been cutting my own hair.
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bricka wrote:
When in Rome... here I am sampling the local cuisine in between frenetic bouts of conlanging (you can see the phonemes if you look carefully enough):

http://gesc19764.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/p1301167.jpg
Who the fuck eats pizza with a fork?

I do.
Oh, and I use a knife as well.


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Io wrote:
Creeps.


Go take pictures of random bums or something

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Radius Solis wrote:
dinnae wrote:
I vote that Catscratch posts pictures more often :D


I vote that I save his pix on my computer. I mean goddamnnn.

MRRRAWR!


Can I second this incessantly?

Seconded. Seconded. Seconded. Seconded....

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Torco wrote:
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Who the fuck eats pizza with a fork?


People overly concerned about neatness, and people over 35, in my experience :D


Well, I am exactly one of those...

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Cockroach wrote:
Who the fuck eats pizza with a fork?

Italians.

Anyway, Cambridge isn't quite east anglia and if you're not actually from norfolk you don't really have much claim to the title of incestuous.


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finlay wrote:
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Who the fuck eats pizza with a fork?

Italians.
I managed to worry some Italians once by eating not only pizza but also rice with a knife and fork.

finlay wrote:
Anyway, Cambridge isn't quite east anglia and if you're not actually from norfolk you don't really have much claim to the title of incestuous.
Cambridge is definitely in East Anglia, just not the worst bits...

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I eat hamburgers with knife and fork, too, unless I'm at McDonald's or Burger King.
I at least wrap a napkin around it in those places.


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