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Posted: **Thu Apr 22, 2010 5:27 pm**

finlay wrote:
Io wrote:Are you in East Anglia the most, ahem, 'fond' of your relatives of all Anglos or just sluts?

norfolk gets the butt of the incest jokes

In more ways than one?

Posted: **Thu Apr 22, 2010 6:02 pm**

Got my hair cut short a couple days ago!

Posted: **Thu Apr 22, 2010 6:59 pm**

finlay wrote:
Io wrote:Are you in East Anglia the most, ahem, 'fond' of your relatives of all Anglos or just sluts?

norfolk gets the butt of the incest jokes

Yeah. That said, I live half the year in my native Hampshire (which has hardly any remarkable features) and only go to East Anglia for university.

Drakes - you look quite a bit like a guy I know from sixth form. Coincidence?

Posted: **Thu Apr 22, 2010 7:44 pm**

thedukeofnuke wrote:
finlay wrote:
Io wrote:Are you in East Anglia the most, ahem, 'fond' of your relatives of all Anglos or just sluts?

norfolk gets the butt of the incest jokes

Yeah. That said, I live half the year in my native Hampshire (which has hardly any remarkable features) and only go to East Anglia for university.

Drakes - you look quite a bit like a guy I know from sixth form. Coincidence?

I'm American, but I do have a fair bit of English ancestry. Elder William Brewster, who came to Massachusetts in 1620 on the Mayflower, is one of my ancestors. Most of my ancestors were Germans though.

Posted: **Thu Apr 22, 2010 9:42 pm**

thedukeofnuke wrote:
Dewrad wrote:I can be creepy too:
O RLY?

ohhh it's on

these are all old as hell and I don't remember the context so make up your own I guess

Posted: **Thu Apr 22, 2010 10:02 pm**

bricka wrote:When in Rome... here I am sampling the local cuisine in between frenetic bouts of conlanging (you can see the phonemes if you look carefully enough):

Who the fuck eats pizza with a fork?

Posted: **Thu Apr 22, 2010 10:09 pm**

Io wrote:By the way, Dewrard, what were you taking pics of?

My best friend vomiting on the floor of a pub. It was awesome in every way, although we've not been allowed back there since.

Some months ago I took pics of a sexy bum in the metro. That was proper creepy I think.

I've also done this, I am ashamed to say...

Posted: **Thu Apr 22, 2010 10:14 pm**

Cockroach wrote:
bricka wrote:When in Rome... here I am sampling the local cuisine in between frenetic bouts of conlanging (you can see the phonemes if you look carefully enough):

Who the fuck eats pizza with a fork?

People overly concerned about neatness, and people over 35, in my experience

Posted: **Thu Apr 22, 2010 10:16 pm**

I don't eat pizza with a fork (believe it or not) but then I don't eat messy pizzas with gooey cheese gooing all over the place, either.

Posted: **Thu Apr 22, 2010 10:18 pm**

Io wrote:Some months ago I took pics of a sexy bum in the metro.

What, you find homeless people sexy now?
If not, this is why I spell the homonym of buttocks "bumb".

Posted: **Thu Apr 22, 2010 11:50 pm**

The quality of a pizza is directly proportional to the necessity of using a fork, as good pizza doesn't have enough structural cohesion to be picked up.

Posted: **Fri Apr 23, 2010 1:29 am**

Drakes wrote:I'm American, but I do have a fair bit of English ancestry. Elder William Brewster, who came to Massachusetts in 1620 on the Mayflower, is one of my ancestors. Most of my ancestors were Germans though.

Highly relevant (and funny):

After 5:20
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QI24q0iHEw

Posted: **Fri Apr 23, 2010 3:34 am**

"Nina, was your family on the Mayflower?"

I sure remember that one. :mrgreen:

Posted: **Fri Apr 23, 2010 4:39 am**

Cockroach wrote:Who the fuck eats pizza with a fork?

In my own experience, everyone except kids under 10 and Anglo-Saxon barbarians.

Posted: **Fri Apr 23, 2010 4:48 am**

Nort, i wanna get naked with you and talk about phonology

Posted: **Fri Apr 23, 2010 5:08 am**

I vote that Catscratch posts pictures more often

Posted: **Fri Apr 23, 2010 5:25 am**

dinnae wrote:I vote that Catscratch posts pictures more often

I vote that I save his pix on my computer. I mean goddamnnn.

MRRRAWR!

Posted: **Fri Apr 23, 2010 5:47 am**

Creeps.

Posted: **Fri Apr 23, 2010 6:29 am**

Radius Solis wrote:
Torco wrote:I didn't realize how hard it is to cut hair until now; me and my girlfriend cut my hair minutes ago, and now it looks like that.
I've been cutting my hair myself for ten years now (and pharazon's for five). It was hard at first, but practice makes perfect.

Wow. That's a long time.
I can't compete with you on that, but ten months is probably a good guess on how long I've been cutting my own hair.

Cockroach wrote:
bricka wrote:When in Rome... here I am sampling the local cuisine in between frenetic bouts of conlanging (you can see the phonemes if you look carefully enough):

http://gesc19764.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/p1301167.jpg
Who the fuck eats pizza with a fork?

I do.
Oh, and I use a knife as well.

Posted: **Fri Apr 23, 2010 6:53 am**

Io wrote:Creeps.

Go take pictures of random bums or something

Posted: **Fri Apr 23, 2010 7:02 am**

Radius Solis wrote:
dinnae wrote:I vote that Catscratch posts pictures more often

I vote that I save his pix on my computer. I mean goddamnnn.

MRRRAWR!

Can I second this incessantly?

Seconded. Seconded. Seconded. Seconded....

Posted: **Fri Apr 23, 2010 7:21 am**

Torco wrote:
Cockroach wrote: Who the fuck eats pizza with a fork?

People overly concerned about neatness, and people over 35, in my experience

Well, I am exactly one of those...

Posted: **Fri Apr 23, 2010 7:44 am**

Cockroach wrote:Who the fuck eats pizza with a fork?

Italians.

Anyway, Cambridge isn't quite east anglia and if you're not actually from norfolk you don't really have much claim to the title of incestuous.

Posted: **Fri Apr 23, 2010 8:02 am**

finlay wrote:
Cockroach wrote:Who the fuck eats pizza with a fork?

Italians.

I managed to worry some Italians once by eating not only pizza but also rice with a knife and fork.

finlay wrote:Anyway, Cambridge isn't quite east anglia and if you're not actually from norfolk you don't really have much claim to the title of incestuous.

Cambridge is definitely in East Anglia, just not the worst bits...

Posted: **Fri Apr 23, 2010 8:11 am**

I eat hamburgers with knife and fork, too, unless I'm at McDonald's or Burger King.
I at least wrap a napkin around it in those places.

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