ZBB Census

[Herr Dunkel]

Age bracket: 17-19
Gender: Male
Nationality: German
State/Province/Other Subdivision: Bayern
Occupation: Student
Sexual Orientation: Heterosexual
Status: Single? Not really sure
Native Language: Bavarian German
Secondary Languages: Schrift-, English, Serbian
Languages I Want to Learn but Don't Have the Time: Finnish, Welsh
Religion: Not anything
Politics: Rightie
Handedness: Ambidexterous
Who Would Win in a Fist Fight Between Michael Dorn and a Zombie Benjamin Whorf?: Zombie fucking Whorf

[Jipí]

Native Language: Bavarian German
Secondary Languages: Schrift-

Ha!

For me, they're close enough not to be different languages altogether. But I'm from further up than Bavaria

[Latinist13]

Status: Single? Not really sure

How are you "Not really sure"?

[Herr Dunkel]

Native Language: Bavarian German
Secondary Languages: Schrift-

Ha!

For me, they're close enough not to be different languages altogether. But I'm from further up than Bavaria

Status: Single? Not really sure

How are you "Not really sure"?

Define "single"
I'm currently in a limbo between single and in a relationship, not quite in a relationship but not single, not at all. Pre-relationship describes it best.

[Imralu]

I'm currently in a limbo between single and in a relationship, not quite in a relationship but not single, not at all. Pre-relationship describes it best.

Dating?

[Earthling]

Age bracket: 17-19
Gender: Male
Nationality: American
State/Province/Other Subdivision: MA
Occupation: Student
Sexual Orientation: Heterosexual
Status: Single
Native Language: English
Secondary Languages: none
Languages I Want to Learn but Don't Have the Time: Latin, Italian, Quechua, Tlingit, maybe Welsh
Religion: Protestant
Politics: Right
Handedness: Right
Who Would Win in a Fist Fight Between Michael Dorn and a Zombie Benjamin Whorf?: who?

[Amsel]

Age bracket: 40ish
Gender: Male
Nationality: USAan
State/Province/Other Subdivision: Seattle (usually), China (momentarily)
Occupation: ESL Teachers Rule!!!
Sexual Orientation: Gay
Status: Singlish
Native Language: English
Secondary Languages: Österreichisch (a bisl verrostet, leider)
Languages I Want to Learn but Don't Have the Time: Whatever the f**k version of Chinese it is they speak here in Changle, after that, where to begin...
Religion: To be avoided, usually (though I have a friend who is...)
Politics: I vote...(OK, OK, typical lefty)
Handedness: Right
Who Would Win in a Fist Fight Between Michael Dorn and a Zombie Benjamin Whorf?: I rather hope it would be Dorn.

[Herr Dunkel]

Status: Single? Not really sure

I'm on a roll!

It's now:
Status: Taken

[cybrxkhan]

Age bracket: 19.5-ish. Probably.
Gender: Male
Nationality: American (of Vietnamese ancestry, though)
State/Province/Other Subdivision: SoCal
Occupation: Student
Sexual Orientation: Heterosexual
Status: Single
Native Language: Vietnamese, technically, but my knowledge of it is more like an L2 in some ways
Secondary Languages: English, technically, but I speak it as if it were my L1
Languages I Want to Learn but Don't Have the Time: Modern Greek, Ancient Greek, Medieval Greek, Classical Chinese, Japanese, Classical Arabic, Ancient Egyptian, and maybe Latin. Probably forgetting something.
Religion: Buddhist
Politics: Extremist Moderate Left
Handedness: Right
Who Would Win in a Fist Fight Between Michael Dorn and a Zombie Benjamin Whorf?: Never heard of them. Genghis Khan would win.

[Herr Dunkel]

Who Would Win in a Fist Fight Between Michael Dorn and a Zombie Benjamin Whorf?: Never heard of them. Genghis Khan would win.

Never heard of that funny thing that bears Whorf's name and the one of Saphir?

[cybrxkhan]

Who Would Win in a Fist Fight Between Michael Dorn and a Zombie Benjamin Whorf?: Never heard of them. Genghis Khan would win.

Never heard of that funny thing that bears Whorf's name and the one of Saphir?

OH. That guy.

I was assuming it was referring to some celebrity/actor/wrestler/athelete/etc. that I would have never heard of since I don't care about those things... Whoops.

[Herr Dunkel]

Who Would Win in a Fist Fight Between Michael Dorn and a Zombie Benjamin Whorf?: Never heard of them. Genghis Khan would win.

Never heard of that funny thing that bears Whorf's name and the one of Saphir?

OH. That guy.

I was assuming it was referring to some celebrity/actor/wrestler/athelete/etc. that I would have never heard of since I don't care about those things... Whoops.

[jal]

Age bracket: 39
Gender: Male
Nationality: Dutch
State/Province/Other Subdivision: Utrecht
Occupation: Good question. Something IT-related
Sexual Orientation: Heterosexual
Status: Married
Native Language: Dutch
Secondary Languages: English
Languages I Want to Learn but Don't Have the Time: Many
Religion: None
Politics: Moderately right-wing, with left-wing tendencies where I can afford them
Handedness: Right


JAL

[sirred]

Who Would Win in a Fist Fight Between Michael Dorn and a Zombie Benjamin Whorf?: Never heard of them.

Dorn is a Klingon actor who occassionally plays a human on non-Trek shows. Whorf is a dead linguist (hence the fact that he is a pulse-challenged American in this scenario).

Also, for some reason I always presumed that you were a woman, JAL. *shrugs*

[jal]

Also, for some reason I always presumed that you were a woman, JAL

Weird, although I think it has happened before, on this board.


JAL

[Imralu]

Also, for some reason I always presumed that you were a woman, JAL

Weird, although I think it has happened before, on this board.

Ages back, I used to think you were Jashan ... there's the Dutch connection and your names both start with Ja-.

[Ser]

Also, for some reason I always presumed that you were a woman, JAL

Weird, although I think it has happened before, on this board.

Ages back, I used to think you were Jashan ... there's the Dutch connection and your names both start with Ja-.

This, me too.

[Nannalu]

Just to keep it going.
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Age: 21
Gender: Male
Nationality: Australian but of Sámi ancestry.
State/Province/Other Subdivision: Soon to be Sermersooq
Occupation: Student
Sexual Orientation: Homosexual
Status: In a relationship
Native Language: English
Secondary Languages: Afrikaans when I'm not tired
Languages I Want to Learn but Don't Have the Time: Estonian, Quenya, Kalaallisut
Religion: Bahá'í (I've found myself now)
Politics: Fascist
Handedness: Ambidextrous but I lean more to my left with most.
Who Would Win in a Fist Fight Between Michael Dorn and a Zombie Benjamin Whorf?: Whorf, most likely.

[Zontas]

Age: Fowarteen
Gender: Male
Nationality: American
State/Province/Other Subdivision: Maryland
Occupation: Student
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Status: Single
Native Language: English
Secondary Languages: none yet
Languages I Want to Learn but Don't Have the Time: Basque
Religion: Agnostic
Politics: Liberal
Handedness: Right
Who Would Win in a Fist Fight Between Michael Dorn and a Zombie Benjamin Whorf?: Definitely not their fists.

Helios Now

Age: 15
Gender: Male
Nationality: American
State/Province/Other Subdivision: Maryland
Occupation: Student/Groundskeeper/Assistant Tennis Coach
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Status: Single
Native Language: English
Secondary Languages: None yet
Languages I Want to Learn but Don't Have the Time: Gothic, Swedish, Arabic, Hebrew, Japanese, Chinese, Yiddish, Ladino, Greek, Romani
Religion: Agnostic
Politics: Leftist-Socialist
Handedness: Right, Can play guitar, and hit a backhand with my left hand tho.
Who Would Win in a Fist Fight Between Michael Dorn and a Zombie Benjamin Whorf?: Worf loses every fight he's in for some reason.

[Jadyndar]

Age: 26
Gender: Male
Nationality: American
State/Province/Other Subdivision: California
Occupation: None at the moment
Sexual Orientation: Heterosexual
Status: Single
Native Language: English
Secondary Languages: Italian
Languages I Want to Learn but Don't Have the Time: Too many to list
Religion: Christian (Pentecostal)
Politics: From the Political Compass - Economic left/right: +8.25, Social authoritarian/libertarian: +3.64 (might just be the only ZBBer in my quadrant...)
Handedness: Left
Who Would Win in a Fist Fight Between Michael Dorn and a Zombie Benjamin Whorf?: Damned if I know...

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[Wattmann]

Age: 19 as of yesterday
Gender: Male
Nationality:
State/Province/Other Subdivision: Zeeb
Occupation: Fanfic writer, amateur diachronist, studying Medschool
Sexual Orientation: Heterosexual
Status: In Stabile Relationship
Native Language:
Secondary Languages: English, proficient passive German, attempting Icelandic
Languages I Want to Learn but Don't Have the Time: Coptic, Akkadian, Swedish, Northsami, partially Icelandic
Religion: A-
Politics: Neutral, leaning right
Handedness: Ambiman
Who Would Win in a Fist Fight Between Michael Dorn and a Zombie Benjamin Whorf?: Whorf dammit

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[jal]

A stabile relationship? Whutttt?

You know quite well what he means. Stop being the spelling nazi.


JAL

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